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I told my neighbours that we should hold a meeting with the landlord and renegotiate our rents.

jozz:
Exactly. That is d bane of our education. Shortly after graduation I taught briefly at a secondary school. During my first week the students were already all over me, clearly tripped. I remember the principal telling me he knows I won't be there for long cos guys like me are not meant for the classroom. True to his prediction I was out having got a job with a FMCG.

With time, education will become too expensive for the ordinary man to afford in our society.

Dem dey chop turtle too?

Someone once analyzed the situation for me, he said the intelligent ones back in school are now in the banks, oil sector and
other great institutions whilst the dullards from way back are now in the classrooms teaching our little ones crap. It goes around........

the boss is a woman.the cook a man. so why do you keep repeating "her boss"?... SMH

He should fire you for your terrible grammar, yoruba ppl be thinking they're respectful simply because they bend over to greet people.
Face your work and stop the eye service your people are known for. I bet the Lebanese dude could smell your fakeness miles away.

marainp:
i so much appreciate the work of dr oduduwa,he help me out of sorrow i was not able to have a child for more than 8years then my husband was angry with me,one day i was searching the internet with pain then i saw this testimony on how dr oduduwa has restored a baby into some homes,such a marvelous job then i work with him today am pregnant 24 weeks gone now,please if you know that you have a problem of a childlessness don’t hesitate to contact him on facebook (Oduduwa Ajakaye)

Stupid fellow, that's how you will lie your way into barreness, Oduduwa koh...Sango ni

Pierocash:
ythat is a lesson to all women,whenever they see a perceived rich man,they loose their senses.
There must have been another responsible man begging her for a relationshp which she turned down or even jilted and followed this tyrant.
Ntor gi

SO, YOU DID NOT READ THE PART WHERE SHE IS A SUCCESSFUL BANKER?

modath:
What's funny about destruction?

Madam, also try make you polish your grammar small biko. It behooves you as a "writer" to have (near) perfect writing style!!! What is "on believable", "noting happen" ?



P.S..Nor try "English is not my language" excuse, if na so, use your native dialect dey write or pidgin...

It baffles me how young children nowadays murder the English language. This is so unacceptable.

dimexy247:
9. Missing the toilet bowl
#PenisNotRiffle #PenisNotShotGun

This is one thing i don't get, Hubby does this most nights so I warned him to always put on the light b4 peeing.
The guy don tire for me sef, cos every time he goes to urinate i follow him to check that he didn't miss target.

afonomics:
Lol. You funny. its not. Its located in surulere. You can visit them to verify.

My dear na true nah, thanks.

nmreports:
LMAO.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

My brother you sabi how far nah....e no dey hard dem

this is getting out of hand.

afonomics:
visit www.instituteofcounselingng.org or call their office for more information on 2349094812983


Thank me later

Hope no be GNLD Counseling?

Don't bother your head, most men are into it. My husband was high on it, i begged him, i threatened and all but nothing worked.
I resulted to prayers, I don't know if he's still doing it but he swears to have stopped. As long as it is not affecting your intimacy
free the guy abeg and worry less...

My first degree was in Marketing and I proceeded to get an MBA in HR.
I love counseling, do you have an idea of schools in Nigeria that can offer
a course or Diploma in Counseling?
Thank you.

nneejima:
Am loyal my people, I will do as you guys have suggested.

I don't understand how your BIL can wear your DH's undies...that's so gross!
Kindly put your foot down, get your family involved if need be..the guy should
leave, your DH can assist him from afar, one silent agreement i have with my DH
is that we won't accommodate anyone from both our families, you are TTC and so
you don't need the extra stress...please take your stand and brace up for whatever
your inlaws plan to do afterwards, my inlaws know me too well..no time for drama!

JixNation:

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Thanks......much

WackyJ1:
Elucidate

Back then, simply because my guy cheated I would dump him for another guy and flaunt it without any cares
I could simply get bored and free a guy because he wasn't exciting enough or his grammar was poor..those were
superficial excuses...taking calls from other males just to get my guy jealous, not knowing the guy too was on
the lookout for things he couldn't deal with in a woman he intended to marry...or is it the angry outbursts but
age humbled me and thought me better ways to deal with issues.

Realhommie:
Hmmmmmmmmmm..


Well, the good thing about life is that everyday's a second chance and just as i earlier posited ur time will surely come regardless of what went down in ur past..


Now you've found God be rest assured he (GOD) will come through for you. All is well that ends well so cheer up...

Sure bro, HE did come through for me 2 birthdays after, I got married to the guy that i dated for barely 6 months.....without stress

JixNation:

You like it??

Yeah, i do...now tell me how it's done.

JixNation:

I wonder some men glorify
 that stinky anus/hole.

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The students is as foolish as
 Airforce1/politicathug

 combined.

How did you achieve this Font?

so regal......

Realhommie:
Very funny...


But i hope you do not have regrets if you're still single? You should also know that to everything there's a time and season so it doesn't matter what has passed, ur time will surely come if not yet.

Not much regrets though, i can't turn back the hands of time...i did some very stupid things that cost me serious partners. As a young lady, I felt i was pretty enough to get any man i wanted so if any man left me it was just a matter of time, I learned the hard way though but God turned up for me when I started praying to Him for Mercy cos i knew i had messed up my opportunities big time. I had a big bash at my 30th birthday and to my chagrin, my younger ones told me to 'goan' marry that they were tired of coming for my B'day parties and their friends were asking them questions...reality!

At 18, I didn't have any worries in the world
Graduated at 23 and wasn't bothered about being serious
At 26, I felt my older ones had something wrong with them hence they weren't getting married
30...Naim i realise say i should have married the dudes from 6yrs back... ...I started praying

Happy Friday dear people of God, I've been behind the scenes for a while now but I have not stopped praying for God's intervention on this thread. I feel led to share a manuscript of one of Pastor Adeboye's prayers for people TTC, I intend to pray with it this weekend..Feel free to print and use at your spare time...The Lord shall fulfill His counsel upon everyone of us in Jesus name. Amen
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[b]Thank You Lord for Your Mercy! Thank You for keeping me alive! Thank You because the enemy has failed. Lord I thank You that I’m still alive. I am still breathing. Whatever may be the situation now I know my tomorrow will be all right because I am still alive Father I want to thank You! I want to bless Your Name! I want to thank You because I am alive! I know I’m still breathing! Oh Yes, I know the devil has lost the battle over me because the devil did not kill me before today. Ah, I want to thank You Lord, I want to Thank You In spite of everything that the enemy has done I am still alive. I am still in the land of the living! Oh I bless Your Name Lord! I just want to thank You. I want to give You all glory. Thank You for life. Lord I thank You! Thank You because I’m alive. Thank You because I’m breathing. Thank You because the enemy has not been able to kill me! And because the devil failed to kill me before now, oh the devil has lost the battle. So I thank You Lord that I am alive! I bless Your Holy Name! You are the Almighty! I know You can do anything. I know You can do mine so I am thanking You in advance. I just want to bless Your Holy Name! I know that I will have my breakthrough tonight. Because I am alive; because I can still talk; I can still pray I know all will be well. Oh I want to bless Your Holy Name! Thank You Lord! Thank You, for Your Goodness! Thank pursued me but they have not been able to catch up with me! I bless Your Holy Name. Thank You Lord! Thank You Lord! Thank You Father! Glory be to Your Holy Name! In Jesus’ Mighty Name I have prayed! (Amen!)
Pay attention to me tonight Father I am here Lord! I need Your attention tonight! I know there are many people calling on You tonight. Oh yes there are many people who are Your children but I need Your attention! Heavenly Father, I need Your attention tonight! Pay attention to me tonight! Pay attention to me tonight Lord! Oh, I know there are hundreds of thousands calling on You tonight but I need Your attention! Father I need Your attention! Pay attention to me tonight! Pay attention to me tonight! That’s why I’ve come Lord! I need Your attention tonight! I need Your attention tonight! My Lord and my Saviour! I need Your attention tonight! Pay attention to me tonight! Almighty God Pay attention to me tonight! …Thank You Jesus! In Jesus’ mighty Name I have prayed! (Amen!)
The Bible says if you ask anything in My Name I will do it. That’s Your promise O Lord Jesus and it is not possible for You to lie – You are The Truth. Father, I don’t want to be fruitless anymore. I want to be fruitful – physically, mentally, financially, spiritually – I want to be fruitful, I don’t want to be fruitless anymore – oh yes Lord, I don’t want to be fruitless anymore! I don’t want to be a failure! I want to be a success! I want to be head, I don’t want to be tail. I want to be abundantly fruitful. I want to be fruitful in every sphere of my life! Physically! Spiritually! Mentally! Financially! Ministerially! I want to be fruitful! I want to be fruitful! That’s my desire O Lord! I want to be fruitful! I want to be fruitful! I want to be abundantly fruitful! Yes Lord, I want to be fruitful in the morning, I want to be fruitful in the afternoon, I want to be fruitful all the days of my life. I don’t want to be fruitless. No, no, no, I’m tired of fruitlessness. I’m tired of failure Lord! I’m tired of anything below average! I want to be super! I want to be abundantly fruitful! I want to be head. I don’t want to be tail. O Lord God Almighty You are the One who said I should ask! I ask for abundance of fruitfulness! Oh yes Lord! In every facet of my life I want to be fruitful! Alleluia! Thank You Lord! Glory be to God! In Jesus’ mighty Name we have prayed! (Amen!)

Now barrenness comes in various forms but whatever form they may come they are mountains to be surmounted (Amen!) and the Almighty God had already promised us that if we have faith and we doubt not we shall say to the mountains, mountains, be thou removed and be thou cast into the sea and it shall be so. Today, you know the area of your own barrenness and you are going to command that mountain in the name of Jesus to move and say, “Mountain of barrenness move in the mighty Name of Jesus! I command you in the name of Jesus move! Move! Move! Move! Move! I say Move! Mountain of barrenness in the mighty name of Jesus! Move! Move! Now! Move! Now! Mountain of barrenness I command you now! Now! Every mountain of barrenness in the life of every child of God here, I command you in the mighty name of Jesus! Move! Every area of barrenness in my life, every mountain of barrenness in the Ministry that God had committed into my care, I command you move! Every mountain of barrenness in my family - Move! Move! In Jesus’ mighty Name we have prayed! (Amen!)
Now there are certain things that are impossible with man but with God all things are possible. There are certain enemies. Certain forces of darkness that we might not be able to fight on our own but there is someone called the Lord of Hosts! He has never lost a battle so you are going to cry to Him: Father, every enemy standing in the way of my fruitfulness, let God arise, let His enemy be scattered! Father, rise, fight for me! Rise Lord! Fight for me Lord! Enemies I cannot conquer - fight for me Lord, let God arise and let my enemies be scattered tonight! Rise O Lord! Lord of Hosts! Rise on my behalf! … Thank You Lord of Hosts! In Jesus’ mighty Name we have prayed! (Amen!)
The next prayer is for only a few of us. The prayer is – Father, I have no one else but You. I have no defender except You. Every reproach in my life, all those things in my life that could cause anybody to say where is my God – take them away tonight! Take them away! I have nobody else but You! There is nowhere else for me to go! I have come to the last bus stop. I lift my eyes unto You O Lord! From where else can my help come? My help can only come from You O – You made the heavens! You made the earth! Take away all my reproaches! Take away all my reproaches – physical, mental, spiritual. Take away all my reproaches O Lord, take away all my reproaches I have no other help but You…Glory be to Your Holy Name! Thank You Lord! Blessed be Your Holy Name! In Jesus’ Mighty Name I have prayed! (Amen!)
Now we come to the awesome moment my Daddy is here already, no doubt about that. I now want you now to be very specific in your next prayer. Those of you women who are trusting God for the fruit of the womb, tell God exactly what you want - boy, girl, a set of twins… Those of you who want promotion, those of you who want breakthrough tell Him; those of you who want increase in your anointing tell Him – go ahead talk to God now, talk to God, talk to God…..
Thank You Father! Glory be to God! In Jesus’ mighty Name we have prayed! (Amen!)
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ammyluv2002:
She's cute!



Congratulations

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Engrobiorah:
Rubbish

Pray make you reach 82 and pray harder make you achieve an inch of the man's greatness.

makelove2m:
Good shaah but many children where out of school, why can't he pay his host state children school fees for one year

What about the State Governor and other stakeholders in the state? The man recently furnished and equipped a children's Hospital with state of the arts equipment, this is one pastor that i know takes very good care of members of his staff and congregation.

Okijajuju1:
Why did they break his skull?


Were they checking to see if he has sense? :-


_{Back when I was still a Tribalist, I would have pointed out that the Perps and Victims are all Ndi Afonja.. But ever since I accepted President Buhari into my Life as my President and Personal Person, old things have passed away.}

Longest time

No guarantee that after graduation, the student would secure a job to repay the loan given.