₦airaland Forum

octopusfreaky:
“Ignorance is the most serious disease of mankind and is the cause of all its ills.
Healing,wealth,peace of mind is achieved through knowledge.

I kinda disagree on that, with the bad happenings in the world now, some people would prefer to be ignorant,no?

Estharfabian:
Poverty....



I'd gladly be rich and ignorant....

Just give me my Money!!

oh yeah, take the money....now you have no knowledge on how to use it, what then?

abi, na to go buy lipsticks,pancakes and handbags.....smiles.

I have sold all points, now I have none....

Poverty or ignorance?

adeememman:
As for me, a lady has to be naturally and moderately Beautiful ( i so much detest bleachers).
secondly, she must be responsible/ visionary.
good academic level, so my kids wont score zero in their assignments + she must be able to converse well among intellectual friends.
Good background.
Good cooking skill, if she cant cook local means, she must be ready to learn from.
Good interpersonal relation.
Last, she must understand me even when i sneeze. ( I Believe every man will want this)

This..........let me add, she should be able to reciprocate my respect without feeling intimidated....

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, I'll have to think about granting you the visa, might take decades though

I know all those places...I've stayed in festac before..not oyinigbo, it's oyingbo...you welcome...those places are pretty far from where I am..

if you say decades, and not eternity then I have problem waiting, am sure its worth it, smiles....
We are in 21st century, anyways just don't think much about it and then come out to tell me "young man, no visa for you" hahaha!
you know those places? you must be a sister to Johnny walker' so you can waka about...
'you welcome' funny that, I have not said, thank you for the correction Anty,smiles....
Do you mind if I contact you through the E-mail?

Monalisa185:
hehehehe... I didn't say I have no Igbo friends oooo...I do, a lot of them...Buh adding you to the list won't be a bad idea

Lol...that place you are talking about can only be found in your dream ooo...does not exist

everywhere in Nigeria is noisy...just depends on the intensity... I agree, some parts of Lagos are quite rowdy...yeah..if you must stay, you need to adapt...I stay around lekki area... where do you know?

of course I know that,but none of them fit fight for your right for you, but you got to remove me from the 'list'.. The list, hahahaha.
It does exist because if not, I won't be thinking that you may be the only 1 who can unlock the dream and grant me the visa.....smiles*
Everywhere in Nigeria? Maybe, but the intensity on the side of lag, is on high heavens...
I know, festac, mile2,maza maza,oyinigbo, ikorodu,ogba,oshodi.....am sure you have been to all these places? my first time in lag was at oshodi,ma'am people plenty, if Lagos na ship e for don sink....
How far is these places to your side?

Monalisa185:
yeah, ask her...and be expecting a resounding slap ...haaaaaaa...I take life very very serious na...like who doesn't?.. except you mean something I do not understand, then you will have to explain further

hahaha! Slap, because I asked a question? No.......yeah there's an explanation to that, but that will wait, got the answer I needed from you....

Biko no do shakara, for me for sometimes I don't like wahala...hahahaha! How are you tonight?

Monalisa185:
Lol...if we no do shakara...who go do am??

care to explicate the bolded?

well, I am gonna have to ask my mama why do most of the ladies do 'shakara' unnecessary....
Them no be tolotolo, nah, abi you na tolotolo? Smiles*
The bolded? Its like how serious do you take life,if you know what I mean?

Monalisa185:
ohhhhh...I get it now...nah, my friends were mostly hausas and yorubas...I speak Igbo fluently because I was taught ahome....I was not born in the north tho, I was born here in lagos...Lol...maybe I work in an embassy ooo

hehehehe, you need no advice na, na flogging you need..how would you ever find it hard to stay in Lagos when you've not tried?

ah! alright then, don't worry I'll be your only igbo friend,hahaha, and I go protect you, from ndia, smile*
I can imagine the kinda embassy that is, and I wonder how hard its gonna be for me to get a visa to a beautiful and paradise_like place that you alone can grant, I am thinking of passing through there, smile*
Flogging? Somebody have suffered...
The first time that I came into lag, I was welcomed with plenty of noise,both left,right, front,back and headache I was like can someone ever get a quiet place here, to think...
I use to come to lag, weekly, sometime ago....
If I wanna stay there, I might need to adopt,you know...
Where you dey stay for lag?

Monalisa185:
Lol...Pele...thought I replied tho..because I saw relationship? funny...

funny? No, I think say you too wan do shakara like most of our ladies......
do you normal,think much about life issues beyond necessary?

Monalisa185:
i just tire o...very annoying.... and when you refuse, they start forming one mumu vexing mood...like who the heck gives a fuvk?

hello I don't even know you....

been expecting your word, for awhile now, tell me its because you saw me put 'relationship' somewhere there, that's why you ignored me, like shii, make you no fall my hand,ma'am, if I want anything with you, I am not afraid to ask you...
That's by the way,though..happy sunny day,I got pammy here for you....

Letsgoandfuck:
sharap. You are not facoured because of your qualifications. Luck goes a long way bro.

how does 1 get lucky?

Letsgoandfuck:
sharap. You are not facoured because of your qualifications. Luck goes a long way bro.

how does 1 get lucky?

This is powerful....

Monalisa185:
well, I won't say I didn't have mixed experiences too, it's always like that...not that I can't speak Hausa at all, but I read and write better than I speak...at a time, I was bullied in school too, I was forced to learn Hausa a little just so I could defend myself...I speak Igbo fluently,little Hausa, little Yoruba, pidgin fluently and English....Lol..

the pepper is for someone like you, to teach you a lesson, I'm still a role model and a very wonderful adviser ....do I mind if you ask? you've asked already na...I'm based in Lagos now...morning

yeah, right but I meant that my life there got a lot to do with my present life, compare to yours, but that's okay....which is to say your friends there mostly are igbo and English speakers, you know because its amazing that you can speak igbo and english fluently than the language of the place you were born..by the way what are you doing with all these languages? yoruba,hausa,igbo and English? Do you work in an embassy, because ana'm a suspect gi or is it another way of you competing with me? Smiles, that's great though...
If you want to teach me a lesson, then you should go get something that would penetrate wella......
Maybe then I'll adopt you as, me role model, eh...
A wonderful adviser? What would you advice me to do at this moment,when I have some challenge,if I approach a lady like you, for a relationship....hahahaha! Silly,I have my reason for that, but still advice me?
There's a difference, to, if I say 'where do you base',to I say 'do you mind if I ask'.you get? That's by the way..
Now? Like at this stage in your life, you got no base.
I find it hard ever staying in lag, I hope though that, you are coping well?

DropShot:
Speak for yourself mister.

look at you as if you go there, your own no go worse, Mr.saint*

Monalisa185:

smiles*

Monalisa185:
nah, no longer there...buh the experience over there was awesome, enjoyed every bit of it...I can't really speak Hausa sf...

[b]my bag?...pepper

hmmm! Now I felt like I ought to be the 1 in your shoe,my experience there was a mixture of good,bad and ugly, there was a time there when the hand of my destiny was turned, but its all for the glory of jah!
you can't speak hausa,make you no fall hand oo....when I went there, I had to learn the language in 6 months, some boys there wanted to intimidate me, I was a very stubborn boy, then and I won't have associated fully in school without the language...
How many language(s) can you speak now?
How can someone's role model and adviser be having pepper in her bag, biko'nu wetin your intention...hahaha!
do you mind if I ask of the area you are based now?

G'day

jam04:
Depend on what you want to write on and the volume.
Whatsapp me 07069457328

I'll do that

pinceprinz:
Lol. No

alright....

jam04:
With a simple fee you can get one

how much e go be?

Monalisa185:
well, I was never expecting any change in that aspect...that's why it's termed "INDIVIDUAL DIFFERNCES" right?

truth is, there's no land in this world with people from different ethnic groups and backgrounds with "TOTAL UNITY" (at least, I think so}...it's either A agrees with B and disagrees with C or the other way round...that DIFFERNCE must interfere in one way or the other thereby causing disunity...

you know what? let's just allow "INDIVIDUAL DIFFERENCES" be, it's just inevitable.

you are very right......yeah,let it be and see how far we go with the INDIVIDUAL DIFFERENCES....

By the way
How are you doing,ma'am?
I hope you are not being careless with something important? Because me go frog you,if you are...smiles*

Monalisa185:
ehhh, start asking yourself already..
hehehehe, Man Utd, misbehave? you must have mistaken us for you chelshit club..never, there's no similarity jare..
yeah, it's a new day, definitely not for chelshit..
nah, you hunting mosquitoes for me when we finish top 4...we ain't as hopeless as you guys..
yeah, I have...grew up in the North (Sokoto}, schooled in Zamfara..
nobe only hold my bag, you no go like enter inside too??

yes ma'am...
No, I'll rather buy you a mosquito net..
Oh! That's really great, the hausa language go dey sweat for your mouth I can imagine, how was it like in those area, that's if you are still there?
Wetin? Inside your bag, I go Loko....
What do you normal have inside your handbag? Hahaha..

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, happy observing...but for one thing? what could that be?


forget that thing jare..LVG might not be the best at the moment, Buh he's doing better than Mourinho ever did this season...no one's bringing sir Alex back, him time don pass..

hehehehe... I no dey mess...: P

doing better than, mourinho ever did this season? Ma'am remind me again of how much LVG spent on new prayers? yeah, because you know he won't want to touch the mess happening in Man_U right now....

pinceprinz:
Look @ u... A superstar?

The rate at which guys write u epistles these days ehn... hope ure filing it?

I hope there's no problem?

Lesgupnigeria:
I will send to you some updated info that will be useful for you to access agric loan.
You can be expecting it tomorrow.

please am interested too? Here is my email
Aka_GOD2010@yahoo.com. Thanks.

fuke:
Not exactly.
You will write a comprehensive business plan including marketibnbg plan, cash flow statement, cash forecast.
The proposal must be bankable.

having satisfied your bank with this, the bank then sends your application to the cbn who approves or not.

If CBN approves, it then comes to your branch for disbursement.
Bottom line, You need to have a bankable plan.

please bro, you have any idea on how 1 can get the bankable plan? Thanks.

jam04:
The loan is also easier to get through a recognised national association like cooperative thrift society, PAN( poultry association of nigeria), Mayetti allah, FU( farmers Union) e.t.c

When you go through such recognised associations, you won't have to drop a collateral as the association serves as your guarantor.

Don't let anyone deceive you the payment terms for start up is 9% interest per annum paid in one year and NOT 6 months. Report any account officer who say otherwise.

please what is the possibility of getting the loan in Oyo state? And how can I go about it?
Thanks.