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I don't know what it is, but if I catch chidinma miss kedi" I go crush her to pieces.......
That girl..

Decker:
It means that you should not ask any Nairalander for their contact information or solicit for funds within the walls of this forum.

If you want to do any of the above, pm them and talk to them privately, through their email, but do not quote them or create threads to ask for their contact info or solicit for funds. If you do, the post or thread would be deleted and you will be punished.

oh! And you think that everyone heeds to such rule, when sai Baba is in charge?
How do you mean, I will be punished? Like deny me my night hot food?
Thanks anyway..

Who can explain to me what seun's nairaland rule number 22 means?

Monalisa185:
yes o, I am, you can ask 'ME'
wasn't it a win? abi you were sleep-watching?
hehehehe, you want to console a potential top 4 in the EPL? you have to console yourself first na after una for don nak relegation bottom
what part of the North was that?
I did go out.visited a family friend.

yeah, I'll ask you but it will be when am done asking my self, smiles*
It was, and no, actually my eyes were fully opened, but watching,Man-U misbehaving like a headless chicken, got me sleeping, chai never again..
relegation, you say? Ma'am its a new day,wake up....if Man-U finish for top 4, I, personal will go and hunt a grasshopper for you...hahahaha
Not the core north, but all join( niger, and then Abuja) you have been to any northern part before?
When next you are going out for a visit,halla @me make I come hold your bag for you, voluntary...smiles

Monalisa185:
Lol, the essence of artificial nails is 'CHOICE'...well, you maybe right, but in my own case, I am more careless than the careless ones ...ohhh yes, I can play o, like a child, I play a lot...infact, my friends call me "PLAY PLAY".. Lol
Airtel has the cheapest date bundle for poor browsers like me

Lol...Una own Don finish, I no dey ask any Paul and our own case still dey very much open, no shaking, we on top of our game, boy..
yes o, I can do without shiting...it's not by force to shit na..
Lol, it's allowed, free malpractice...hehehehe, if you use my shoe go war, you no go come back ooo; D

what a CHOICE that is..
More careless than the careless ones? Hahahahaha! That's really funny. well, I wouldn't agree, till I observe your carelessness and quantify it, because I am sure you are a bit careful than careless if not for nothing, but for 1 thing* ...
Hmmm! PLAY PLAY, like I said I got my eyes on you...cheapest bundle? That sounds new to my ears, because those guys on red, chop me once, well I ran away..smiles!
If you had seen the way paul was talking yesterday on TV, I know he felt like chopping off van gaal's head, girl if I were you I would tell those board members to go call RED NOSE'( sir Alex)back, hahahaha......you can do without shiting' ah! you must have been the 1 polluting the airwaves around the house, YOU* biko try and always offload.....hahaha
Oh! I hope you go understand why I had to,and that I won't be disgraced and tore into 2, by the powers that be, courtesy of you, while in the act of malpractice....
Looking at your shoe this moment, though scared, but I wouldn't be more courageous....

Monalisa185:
Lol, gerarahere jor

yes ma'am! smiles*

Monalisa185:
things can never be different..once we all are different individuals, with different ways of dealing with issues, sentiments must be cloud one's judgement.. only you can change your own way of handling issues, you can't do that for others... so you see? "INDIVIDUAL DIFFERENCES"

and truly its a painful thing, because at this rate I don't see how there's gonna be a change on how we deal with issues when it concerns the other....I mean, what do you think would be the remedy for the INDIVIDUAL DIFFERENCES in our midst?
And I wonder what your view is about the whole thing, there's no unity in the land,from every corner, no one is allowed to handle issues his or her own way, but on the order from the centre?

Monalisa185:
lol...I'm telling you...I think Nigeria is just a unique country, hehehehe... with unique people of course... oyibo should not have colonized us, really...there would still be no difference...a bunch of funny species...

true words, that sometimes I wish that things are different on how we relate to each other, political with no tribal sentiment....
But we will see.

Shii! I can't laugh nor smile, abeg someone borrow me, small grins, I think my mouth and the post chop carnal...hahahaha*

McSquishi:
Monkeys are cute & adorable but if someone calls me that, I know I'm not being complimented.

I mentioned I was referred to that way in an insult. So for you to agree with the insult makes it difficult for me to see your comment as anything but that: an insult. But if you say you meant no harm, I'll take u at your word.

yeah...and I guess that makes me a typical human, can never be perfect with the expression of our inner feelings through words, yeah no harm, meant.....

doveda:
Nah, the natural hair topic is very sensitive. If you are aware of what we go through, you won't make jokes about it. I am sorry.

aww* I wouldn't have known what you ladies go through when on,natural hair, but trust me I am a bigger fan of natural hair...
I appreciate natural hair alot..my apologies on the joke, though..

doveda:
Ode!
Slave!
Monkey banana!

I die...

McSquishi:
^^ see, ignorant ppl come with the territory. My hair looks like a Black woman's hair is supposed to look. Comparing my natural features to that of an animal is dehumanizing but I guess your parents didn't teach you that.

Moving right along.

today, I am gonna make a lot of enemies....if my imagination serves me right, I thought,sheep dogs are cute and adorable,no?? In other words,the hairstyle fits you...
I meant not to spite you, you know.

No, no regret , in fact It was a great experience, but I had to let her go...

McSquishi:
I guess the natural hair movement has not swept the nation like here in the U.S.

But seriously even here you get odd comments from older family members about why your hair isn't "done", you get awkward looks and sometimes comments from coworkers. My besties see the growth I gained from not relaxing and tell me how long my hair would look now if I relaxed again (huh?)

Going natural is revolutionary. Even for ppl who share the same type of hair & history to you. We are conditioned to believe that hair is meant to be straight, meant to be as Euro looking as possible. When u don't conform to that norm, it's gonna bring out those who aren't "woke", just be patient w/ them.

I uploaded my first twist out to Twitter and a guy, now blocked, said in attempt to insult me that my hair resembled a sheep dog. LoL. So ignorance is everywhere. But here in the U.S. almost every commercial I'm seeing w/ Blk women have them w/ naturally curly/kinky hair. It's amazing. If naija isn't there yet, it will be soon... I hope.

a sheep dog? The guy was probably right, but anyways, never mind......

Monalisa185:
Lol...I'm a good adviser, a role model
keep your eyes on me o, na you go tire..
twas a win, I need no consolation, at least not from a chelshit fan.
oya goan sack him na, sheybi you are now one of the board members?
I had a great day, hope you did too?

smiles......you are? Who make I ask, then?
So now, its a win, eh? The consolation from a chelshit fan like me,you won't resist, believe me..., its heavenly!
yeah, but I had to spend my all day at home, because I am like a stranger here in onitsha......I was born here, but I got no single friend here, except we have known,from the northern part...
How about you? you went out?

Monalisa185:
Lol, unfortunately, I'm not a fan of artifical nails..I'm a very careless person, so i might end up getting myself injured with them...nah, network's airtel's...sorry to disappoint you, it didn't happen again ...well, get to it already(building your self confidence)

Lol..who wanted to like a chelshit fan before?
na Una time don come, go...as a matter of fact, your participation in this season's EPL is just for you guys to return the trophy you took last season...seriously, Una own don finish patapata..

Lol, sorry, rice don finish, infact, we don't give rice to chelshit fans ....I did go to church....can't remember telling you I travelled before ooo

hmmm! Really sometimes I wonder what is the essence of the artificial nails, when its on the hiding,you know....
Nowadays, I am beginning to believe that the careless persons are more care than the careful ones.....
And you are sounding more, like a playful lady? Airtel is better use in making calls, than browsing.......
yeah, I am on it but go take time (confidence building), when am through I go run the test on you...
Of course, we go return am, after life na turn by turn..but una own case, is closed...if you think our own don finish, go ask Paul scholes....look at the way you are shouting, chelshit, like say you can do without shiting....hahaha!
Anglican, church I guess....
No, you didn't tell me, but your signature have given me small expo of how you run your stuffs** hahaha, no vex its like I dey malpractice behind you...
Person fit, use that your shoe, go to war, and back....smiles*

Monalisa185:
hehehehe...*runs outta thread*

sleep well!

Ah! If you are dreaming, you better wake up because you are on a very long thing, and go unbroken your self,.did you just come into Nigeria this morning?

chocolateme:
just ignore dear.

of course, but however it is, you should calm down, with us humans because I am telling you that at this stage in life, wanting to prove your self right and the other wrong won't take you nowhere, no? you can try it...

chocolateme:
hypocrisy at peak. Follow him to sleep too. People who makes ten comments and six out of them are abusive and hate words and they still think they are matured. Even to as low as a faceless and nameless forum like this. I wonder who needs to grow up here. Rollar or those that put it up to front page. Its amazing how a normal guy can just be full of childishness at a mere topic. Hmm. Anyway he is loving his seeking for notice here. He will still appear. Frakdon, goodnight. I don't need ur hypocrisy here.

smh! Monalisa185, she too, is bored like me, what shall we do to help her, now? Biko what are you talking about ?

Monalisa185:
Lol, hope you hugged the nearest transformer shaaa?

kia, you be a bad a very bad adviser, this hot night I go still go hug transformer! I got my eyes on you, maka ime mu anya mpi...(before you sabotage me) as if you say frank come hug me, just to console your self, van gaal, would be sacked....
How was your day, by the way?

missyadorable:
Oh!

I think I felt your pain.....Dibéé

missyadorable:
Tell him straight!

And who told you he is going to be hurt?

You must be a child,you don't know men!

A man getting hurt because a lady said she doesn't love him? Hahahaha! Are you the only lady on earth? The earlier you stop considering men's feelings and emotions(cause they have none),the better for you!

oh!

epospiky:
I came across this on Facebook. A friend of mine posted it and it really touched me after i read it. I feel more for the guy who is left with so much hurt and broken-heart. I thought i would be nice to share it with you guys here. View the pictures of the chat below.

bros, I know who that your friend is...

Monalisa185:
hehehehe... you know? network didn't want me to reply to this post, typed a lonnnng epistle yesterday, Buh on trying to submit, it went blank (disappeared)... Lol, I got angry (after everything I typed?)..Buh I just decided to try and type again, hope it doesn't happen again this time...

well, don't worry, maybe in the next 365 days, you'll stop being shy...I'm patient enough, I can wait

hehehehe... what has my smile got to do with the whole thing?...thanks anyways ......nah, not just reggae... I love rock and metal too.......I don't like things that calm the soul....

hahaha, I'm always good at guessing, I mean my instincts are never wrong... I just knew you must be a chelshit fan, the kinda hatred you guys have for Man Utd is just unique..really? you think we can't end the season amongst top 4, Lol...just wake up already.. warrahell?? but of course, like you said, we just gonn' watch out...

ehhhhhh.?...explicate the bolded please....happy Sunday, buddy!

aww* poor you, I can imagine the pains your artificial fingernails went through double typing that, and the network must have come from MTN... it will happened again, because you know why? They are always jealous of something that is not there,you know.... Ah! you go wait? I think i'll need to go build up my confidence, because I won't want to fall your hand,but I will try and cut the days short, for the good of many.. hahaha, your smile, got a lot to do with a lot, that I will tell you too.. I see you are keeping the name "last born" real.. and I can imagine how you rock the place where you are, this past festive time, Hmmm! If you don't like the things that calm the soul you no go like me,then? If you say hatred then e go be like we dey drag space, una time have come and gone, oh yes! Top 4, you said? Hahaha! As you see, am awake,and you can see how I dey luku you, I pity your mouth wei go cry when e happen...the bolded? Don't worry about it, you will see..smiles* happy sunny day, but forget about that tell me where am coming to eat the rice you cooked, I don't joke with that, at all...
you no go church?? Or you have travelled again?

Rollar:
Hian, na to pour you omi ata (pepper water) when you're not looking oh
Egbon Frank if you want lotion for the pain, come and collect it, cuz your skin is going to be on fire back to back

omi ata? Where I come from that's what I use to bath every afternoon, so I wonder how that's gonna be a problem, oh! Poor you.. smiles* ah! Back to back? Guy leave that 1 for the street men...

Helloflife:
Is it that none of you nairalanders have ever been in this situation before,i need advice and not insults.

nothing at all, that would make you love him?
you know, because you can decide to love him...

joliyp:
hmmm

yeah, hmmm.. I wish I can read a meaning, what this your 'hmmm' mean? Abi tell me nah?

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Seize contact for a while. If she doesn't make an attempt to contact you, let her go. [/color]

yeah, whatever she decides is her luck.....I have a feeling that its because of my recent financial challenges, na hin she dey act, like to say na mistake telling her..some girls don't even deserve to be told the painful truth.....

Rollar:
*snores and raises leg to let out a long fart*
Me dey sleep-type since oh

you are lucky, you don't have someone like me with you, I won't say nothing to you, but I'll give you an early morning bath....

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Text her and ask about her health. In this case, you have to exhaust all means to get through to her until it's obvious to the blind that she isn't interested.

If she replies your text flatly, and doesn't mention the missed calls you left her, that may be a sign to move on. But, until then, exhaust all options.[/color]

I have asked her about her health already, nothing from her, I don't know what she wants me to do,again sometimes I wonder why can't people be honest, with things like this, truly sad you know....
I am pained, because I expected yes, I expected better stuffs from her than this hide and seek.....kai!