Some ladies don’t mean to lie but they kinda have to, just to keep the peace.

They guys lie.The same goes for them.

They can lie that even you'll think that they're saying the truth.

I’m really sorry ladies; I guess I feel I owe it to them.

I didn't mean to bash anyone here.I just must say the truth.

So here are the lies Ladies tell. Once again, I’m really sorry ladies.

1. I don’t care how much you earn: In my opinion, this is the biggest lie unless the lady knows beforehand he will never earn as much as her anyway, then it’s not really an issue. Ladies do care, they want stability and financial fulfilment. If you know that you can’t provide that for them…well…in the words of a kanye ‘Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…’

2. I don’t mind that you look at other ladies: What? Really? Do you actually believe that? When a lady says this, she’s trying to prove to you that she’s an open minded and a patient person. Inside she’s screaming ‘how dare you look at her! In fact if she does say this lie…RUN! She’s more likely to be one of those jealous-psycho chicks…still think she’s worth it?

 

3. I can’t wait to meet your mum: She can wait, a very, very long time. She probably would only want to meet her on the wedding day. Most ladies are scared of meeting the mothers, they know she’s the one who can make or break the relationship…

 

4.  I like your friends:She loves the fact that they strip her of all the time she could spend with you and she especially loves when you and your boys hang out at bars and clubs. She’s obviously lying to you, she’ll only say this to be accommodating at first but there is a limit!

 

5. I’m in no rush to get married: Lie.Lie.Lie. She’s watching her biological clock, she’s attended too many of her friends weddings, and has already eyed her wedding dress. If it was possible, she would push you down that aisle!


6. I never tell my friends about you: She does, all the time. She tells them how wonderful you are, what you wear/eat/like/dislike basically EVERYTHING! Trust me there isn’t a conversation between the two of you that her girlfriends aren’t aware of.



7. I like you just the way you are: This isn’t a lie per se, but there are probably one or two or three things that she’s planning to change about you. At least she isn’t insulting you, I mean no one is perfect right?



8. I’m fine: She’s not. If you had to ask, then you should be smart enough to know she isn’t okay with you. Sooner or later, all that pent up anger she’s been holding in, will explode in your face. Woman use this lie as an emotional defense, we expect you to know what the problem is already.If you want to save your relationship, sort out the problem quickly.


9. I'm A Virgin: Yeeh! This is a stray bullet.Guys, if a lady tells you "She's a virgin" and she has a "V-shaped" leg.Believe me, she's an Ex-virgin.


10. You're the only man in my life:No lady admits having other men in her life or her lover or boyfriend.They make every lover feel special, by giving them the impression they're faithful and loyal to only them.


So do you agree or disagree with my lists of Ladies and lies?

Ladies which of these are you guilty of?


Feel free to add yours

Linus Okereke

okay

Watching

Rubbish! The world knows the guys are better liars. only few of you men should be taken serious. I mean few like 2%

Hadez:
Rubbish! The world knows the guys are better liars. only few of you men should be taken serious. I mean few like 2%

Any lady that say this lies are untrue, that means she's confessing of her guilt..

Alright

SIZE DOESN'T MATTER : guys with small joystick this is not true and you guys have more work to do during sex than guys with bigger dick.



YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE IN MY WORLD: so other guys are consultants? the truth is you are part of her world and other guys can take part too.

DanceVille:
Any lady that say this lies are untrue, that means she's confessing of her guilt..

Dnt start wit me again this morning. Please

Hadez:
Rubbish! The world knows the guys are better liars. only few of you men should be taken serious. I mean few like 2%

Good the 98 % are dead, the 2% are the ones roaming the earth right now.

The guy above is right

U guys dont get tired of these gurls vs boys crap.

Nawa o

falconey:



Good the 98 % are dead, the 2% are the ones roaming the heart right now.

Hadez:


Dnt start wit me again this morning. Please

Maybe you shouldn't start with yourself.

Don't start this early morning.

May God deliver us

falconey:



Good the 98 % are dead, the 2% are the ones roaming the heart right now.

Hilarious!

DanceVille:
Maybe you shouldn't start with yourself.

Don't start this early morning.

Can't u just be a man and don't quote me?

AlexCk:
U guys dont get tired of these gurls vs boys crap.

Nawa o

Can't you see a thread being open yesternight that Guys and their lies..

Relax and keep waiting for girls that lie. Anyway let me chip one in. She will always say, i love you more than my dear mother. In my mind i will be like, who you dey deceive.

Ogah Op, won't it be better if you change your headings to "10 ways to know she loves you""" Cos those facts you mentioned are not justifiable enough to tame them liars!!!!


Person go just wake up for early momo, come dey type rubbish..

Na NEPA wey give you light, charge your phone, na im I blame



#anyone who quote me talk rubbish, na slap go dey your face#

Project400:
May God deliver us

Amen bro.

V shaped leg kwa??

As in

vickvan:
Relax and keep waiting for girls that lie. Anyway let me chip one in. She will always say, i love you more than my dear mother. In my mind i will be like, who you dey deceive.

Hilarious! That's very true indeed.

Luckygurl:
V shaped leg kwa??
As in

Are you V- shaped leg?

Everybody Lies

DanceVille:
Are you V- shaped leg?

How am I supposed to know when I can't recognize one

DanceVille:
Can't you see a thread being open yesternight that Guys and their lies..

Dude, everyone lies, Whether they like it or not
Anyways, guess it's all fun n jokes, but expensive ones sometimes, n it just brings quarrels n abuses.

See how ladies are stalking this thread without defending themselves.

Youngreinhard:
Everybody Lies

yeah! Everybody lies buh this is a counter thread of "Guys and their lies".

Monalisa185:
linusella

is that another type of lie?

Anything the matter?

I just see these things and laugh. Counter thread,huh? Lol