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NwaAmaikpe:


I was disappointed.

I was expecting to hear he shagged your own wife too

He'll shag urz first

See common Benue State wey guyman dey try help dey form bozz.

Na'im mk fulani herdsmen dey rape their ladies, maim their men, graze their crops n at the end, their weakling of a gov'nor dey find spiritual answers to a physical battle.

Salaries, him no fit pay sotey civil servant come dey hawk groundnut just to survive.

Wait mk Biafra cut out first, they'll go on their knees to beg Kanu to accept them as slaves cos d zoo wouldn't be any better for them

Hehehe! Their pvssy no dey stay one place

Too bad

Africa will always remain Africa

rem44:
Tens of women stripped nak*d in Mukurweini, Nyeri county, protesting unsatisfied s*x they get from their husbands.They also said that if by the end of evening they do not get fully satisfaction from them,they will move to upper sides of RValley, Nyanza or Western to get proper 'sticks'.Bros as you see me so I don dey rush go collect Zambian visa.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/46-women-go-nakd-in-zambia-over.html?m=1

Itz Zambia, nt Kenya. Tho, we're used to this kinda news emanating frm Kenya

He don fail be that

Long story!

Simple! Plead with Enyeama to return n retire after d world cup or whenever he likes

We've got no credible replacement. Too bad Ikeme had to sufffer this

On point

Lol

hedonistic:
Stupid story. So how was he able to keep his dick up throughout the encounter?

Didnt u read d part he said he was given something to drink, after which, he got an erection?

Choi

Nah

Reason Okorocha will be d first n last APC Governor in the South East

eph12:
Hehe
Na joke o. Somebody cannot play with you people again

But thanks all the same

I know itz all joke

eph12:
I'm scared o. I hope I finally pass mathematics this time

U will

Victornezzar:
Everyday we do see ipob and afonja related threads here on politics section, You will see matured men throwing tantrums on each other
So the question is when will this battle finally come to an end

When Biafra secedes from Nigeria

Witnessed it yesterday. 'Twas between a Uniben Shuttle Service bus and what Binis call "tuke tuke" bus

devigblegble:
When will these old cargos retire for Christ sake

When we the youths take d bull by its horn

Fashola is the next minister to get the sack letter

morganist99:
Ashley Williams be like.....are you kidding me

Wen Ashley start to dey keep dreads??

Liability:
If i catch this girl, i will use my two hands to tear her clothes, remove her bra and place my moth on her bwrests, sucking her nlpples tirelessly, squeesing the tips, then placing my pe..nis in between her bwrests and fvck her there.

I will place my pe..nis close to her which she cant resist thereby grabbing it and immediately sucking the cap of my pe..nis with so much passion.


I will pull her pant, spread her legs then place my mouth on her klitoris. Yes i will. Licking her klitoris with passion at the same time placing my fingers inside her va,,,ginal locating her g spot, scrubbing it with passion. By then she would have cum one than 20 times, wetting my bed sheet, but who cares, i just want to fvck her,

i will twingle her labia majora and minora, those two wings at the edge of her va..ginal.

Finally i will turn her make her bend. And then i will insert my big pe...nis from behind her and fvck her hard as she squirt and scream, and she tears telling me to fvck her harder.



Ogabuhari well done oooo

Chimoooo!!!!

Aii

Reps issue Buhari quit notice same way Landlords issue erring tenants quit notice

I submit myself to fill in the vacancy

sobmos:
yet you abbreviate common sentences like a child. Run along, go play with your mate.

Sharap boii. Accept d correction n zoom off humbly