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opeaceo:
Do you understand what you're typing at all? or do you put 2,4 jargons and you feel proud about it? From the nonsense you typed earlier on, how does it in any foggiest way connect to what the op typed?

Oga, it's 14:41 in Nigeria, Tuesday, 27th of Jume, 2017.

see your life.

what pains me most is that you dont know you are just a mumu. this is my response to you below, how in the world did you jelly brain see it as disconnected?

frank317:
Oga, Religion is criticising itself, I am just stating the obvious.

this is a response to you post where u said i criticize religion at every opportunity

I am glad u don't agree with the op, but have u considered that Jesus might have complained to the poster through the holy spirit?
this is a response to your response to the op where you do accept that there is anything wrong with IJN

If our complaining cannot change God, the creator of Nigeria, how can it change Nigeria itself.
Sometimes you just need a little thinking before ranting.
this is a response to you where you related my religious complaints to nigeria

how in the world did you respond like you are confused

and to lecture you, what i typed earlier on is just to show how petty ur God is. he is more interested that humans are using IJN while there are more important things going wrong.

opeaceo:
oooh, just shut it, if you and your fellow simps complain like this when we discuss Nigeria, just maybe Nigeria would have been better off!!! Talk about being so intelligent.

Every given opportunity, you use it to criticise religion and the deities involved, if you don't believe in it, why rant like a rabid dog all the effing time? Dem use am curse una?

To the topic, I do not see anything wrong with the abbreviation.

Oga, Religion is criticising itself, I am just stating the obvious.
I am glad u don't agree with the op, but have u considered that Jesus might have complained to the poster through the holy spirit?
If our complaining cannot change God, the creator of Nigeria, how can it change Nigeria itself.
Sometimes you just need a little thinking before ranting.

INJ: I for IN, J for Jesus, N for Name. whats hard or absurd in this pls? Did Jesus call you to complain?

Does abbreviating Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome to AIDS makes it less dangerous to the human immune system?

Why is your God and Jesus so petty, complaining about almost everything humans do.

Dont look at a woman
Dont drink
Dont wear trouser as a woman
Dont use your phone as bible
Dont say INJ
Dont have sex before marriage and dont mastubate
Dont go to party, dont have fun
Dont crack silly joke and dont laugh at them either
Dont listen to good music just as long as it is not gospel
Dont watch movie

INJ. seriously? that's his problem. I thought by now he should realize we human do not have the lazy luxury he has in heaven where he just sit his lazy ass beside his father on a golden throne and watch human all day from decade to decade without doing nothing, and tell humans to pray always and work hard to get what he could give them with just a snap of a finger.

Yet after he came to earth and spent just thirty three days as human he couldnt even reach a young age of 35, he didnt learn any lesson as to how hard it is being human. he was attacked by common foot soldiers with only spares no AK47 and killed, yet when he raised from the dead he quickly flew back to heaven after hiding from soldiers, promising he was going to build his followers a mansion.
How long has it been now, he is still constructing mansions for few that are chosen.

INJ... is he so dumb to know what it means? even a 7 year old can comprehend. smh

felixomor:
Eiya I never knew Evans was your brother,
First start kidnapping your family.

I seriously wonder how specetaculatar reacts to the trash you type here. I am sure she could only wish for a more reasonable partner.

Zandha:
Felixomor has never managed to improvise a witty response against his assailants and tormentors. He's [color=darkgreen]always at the receiving end from others[/color], I wonder why.

And it's also interesting how Spacetacular has been reduced from someone insulting others moments prior, calling them "dumb", to a wailing b!tch complaining about the venom and spirit of bitterness that runs in her family, which was present in the black semen that fertalized her mother's egg, giving her an undeserved shot at existence to come and insult her betters for rendering her opinions redundant. A beggar and riff-raff from the streets of UK ghettoes forming General Surgeon on nairaland.

Quote me and let your destiny be used as kiwi to polish the devil's tattered sandals.

looooooool... ohh boyeeee

adepeter26:
Frank317, well done. You get this one well.

Oyah chop knoko! Chop knoko !

Even though my brand is star... I will still enjoy this one with u.

spacetacular:
You derailed and then accuse me of derailing? What a misfit. On the contrary, I am English. I believe you must have heard of dual citizenship before.

Alrght, Doctor Goddidit

spacetacular:
Sorry viper ask one of your "enlightened" friends here to help you out. I don't do left overs.

OK... but have u considered being a native doctor rather than general surgery? Think about it

spacetacular:
Why do people think they know how you feel? Getting it hot? From whom please? Your "belief" is unfounded. I am unscathed! Wouldn't care less really.

emmm i think you are actually getting it hot. but its okay, no one expects you to accept.

by the way what tribe are you. I hope you will quickly advise such corrections when someone makes in your own language. Always remember, you are not an English woman.


and congrats... you have eventually derailed the op

spacetacular:
Another round of free corrections for you above.

Nice one, i have some nice bad ass stories that needs to be edited in the literature section.... can u hep me out. Check my profile.

spacetacular:
Allow me help you make some much needed corrections in what you wrote above. The corrections are beside the errors. Do not bother thanking me for the assisted corrections above.

Looooool... you just made my day. Now I know you are beginning to use your head.

Ok, I am gonna believe you are actually in UK, damn your English is good.

Doctor Goddidit

felixomor:
I wonder when u will become valuable to human existence.
So far u have been a negative, insulting those who have proven to more valuable than you.

chairman.... you will not believe this but when ever i read you post i just wonder what you look like in person. I cant really comprehend how anyone could sight you and not laugh his ass off. you sound like a clown... i imagine your seat in class would be at the back at a corner where you are scared to talk because every word that comes out of your mouth gets everyone like DUH, SERIOUSLY?

I even imaging you asking a girl out and by the time you leave her she is like... wtf did he just tell me

adepeter26:
Frank brutalised this thread...

oga can you imagine? someone said he died in a Europe country and they flew his body to india? is India his maternal home? watin concern dead body concern India? they even put him in a morgue.. why? Because he can't use Nigeria where his story can easily be verified.



meanwhile people are rejecting the story because of some lose ends, a certain Quack Uk doctor is questioning their specialty. even if the man actually woke up, how does that concern any God anywhere? what does she even gain by believing its God that raised him? will it give her special powers as a doctor?

see how a whole doctor is wasting her energy to insist a ridiculous obviously false story is real when it will not even make a difference in her life.

felixomor:
Nonsense.

certified slowpoke of nairaland religious section... I hailooooo, u too mushhhhh

spacetacular:
Band wagon of fools you say? I see I must have hurt you pretty bad by refusing to be on your band wagon.

Never mind, you will accept it and heal eventually. I encourage you to. Call me all you wish if that helps you sleep at night or if you feel your misplaced annoyance toward me would get me laid off. My mind isn't yours so allow me use mine for what gives it joy.

of course you are free to believe whatever nonsense you want to believe, but you had no reason to attack the 'iamnaigerian' guy for tryin to poke holes into the story. Even my 6years old niece will ask reasonable questions before believing. But here you are, a self pronounces doctor of all trades, attacking people who are asking questions and trying to get the story straight.

you think if you say u are a doctor in UK we will bow down in awe? how are u allowing ur belief make u sound like a layman yet you rub ur profession in our faces like we should just accept it because u, a UK DOCTOR said it. You even have the audacity to ask the guy his field of specialization as if asking questions and doubting the story is wrong.

Why did you bother traveling all the way to the uk to become a doctor when you know you can believe in God and pray your way out of everything. You should have stayed in your village, pronounce your self a native doctor or pastor and pray people out of their sicknesses since you are sure your God has given you the power to do everything. rubbish

spacetacular:
To those up there who are desperate for attention and words from me perhaps I should help dampen their urge by opening their eyes to the fact that not all comments or persons are worthy of response neither are they to be considered as capable of getting under my skin especially when the source of their words are their obvious raging teenage hormones. So I'll pass but I thank them for the attempted attention quest regardless.

Oh pls just be quiet.you have been shouting and calling yourself UK doctor all over the place like it even matters.

I have told you before, u are better of being a native doctor. You are a disgrace to every other doctor our there, except native doctors.

Just look at the silly story you have been defending like a senseless bush woman. You can't even sound objective and show you are intelligent for once.

U are quick to join the band wagon of fools who believe in this rubbish childish story just because u are desperate to defend your imaginary sky daddy.

You said ur specialty is general surgery, now I know ur brain needs surgery. Did u ask of death certificate? No. Did u ask why his body was flown to India rather than Nigeria? No. Did u ask if the story was published in any paper? No. What did the medical body say about the incredible phenomena? You don't know.

Look instead of embarrassing Ur profession all over the place just shut up. And to think that u feel foolish Felixomor should be ur co partner in defending this rubbish story, u definitely need a brain surgery.

felixomor:
You are ignorant,
Even when Christians were fed to lions in ancient rome....
It never fell.
Ancient Rome is down today, Christianity marches on.

You have no point, my dear.

Lol... Ok. I hope you will not be fed to boko haram one of these days

felixomor:
The difference between you and Christians is the propensity of athests to become mass murderers as seen all over history.

lol are you scared? I am sure you are scared that the day atheists come to murder your ass, your God will be watching while sipping on heavenly champagne.

Just like I am sure he was having series of climax as he watched his house on the rock burn down

felixomor:
The joke is on you.
Nobody ever said Christians wont go through trials and challenges.

You dont know what Christianity is all about.

Of course trails and challenges are specifically made for you.

Funny how you who worships the most high, who is the creators special one. who the lord has given authority to trample on snakes and scorpions, a royal priesthood, is not the one calling on trails and temptations like they are your birthright, all in the bid to defend the stupidity of your belief.

May trials and temptations come upon you as you have confessed so that your God can be praised... lol

and the Good omni present God watched as his house which he had put on the rock burnt down.

Yahweh be praised!!!

reel14:
halleluyah.

it is the lord's doing

yesoo my bother

I pray the Lord extends his blessing to you and give you your first wife at fifty. And oh, the union would be more blessed if she is fifty too.

Tearless:
I mean, WHAT IS THE RELEVANCE OF GOD if he exists?

This question might sound easy but very difficult to answer.

Most Christians are like gamblers. They spend their whole life waiting to hit the jack pot.

Let me break it down:

Gamblers/Christians believe God/betting is their source if wealth/health, wealth, or happiness. So they always pray/bet HOPING that Thier prayer/effort would pay off. The bad news is neither have any idea when God/betting would pay/answer prayer. So this uncertainty keeps them glued(addicted) to praying/betting, while they, as human in need, strategies/work hard. Then when their strategy/hardwork pays off they blame it on Betting luck/God.

The fact is that believe in God is useless. Sometimes Christians mistaken believe in themselves to be believe in God. Hence the pastors capitalize on this and milk them, telling them his prayers are then cause of their success and not their hardwork.

Christians spend their lives believing in a useless God and spend the rest of their lives working hard Makin ends meet and feeding their believes with their own effort. Yes they only make God relevent by attributing their success to him rather than their efforts.

What I don't understand is why any woman would beautifully make her hair only to end up covering it with hajib.
What's the point of making the hair in the first place?

Jhaytee4all:
They would say "there is God o" or they would want to kill themselves for not believing in the existence of God. as it says in Revelations 6. In those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will desire to die, and death will flee from them.

what would you say if you are an atheist? Jesus foretells that; Matthew 24:21; For then there will be great tribulation, such as has not been since the beginning of the world until this time, no, nor ever shall be.
There will be troubles like neveer before after the rapture.the world war3 would take place.

wetin atheists go do na? you won't escape it.

What will Christians say after rapture when it is confirmed that Islam is the right religion?

sonofluc1fer:
Every brain approaches its expiry date the longer you live. A brainless fool such as yourself wouldn't know that... Using a fact as as an insult, how clever..

Your job is to like and share KEBs shit. Stay focused.

Lol... Easy on that guy na. you wan finish am abi?

Christians and persecution syndrome. Always looking for who to test them unfairly while they do nothing. Jesus really messed you guys up. Since he got himself killed ya all are looking for who to kill you for nothing.

Come to think of it, what stops u from having ur own private forum?

PrickGetSize:
Does he have enough money to take care of you and your future family?

Does he show you love?

Does he care for your well-being?

Does he fvck you real good?

If the answer to these questions is yes then I see no reason why ordinary insult should spoil your marriage, unless he beats you. Insult him back - call him a bigger fool, a he-goat, a maluu, a stupendous ignoramus calamity - and get used to it. When kids start coming he won't have time to insult you again.

Marriage is for better or worse!

As in Seriously,? !
A human being typed this and got 38likes Then I must be sick or something is wrong with the system

analice107:
Lol. Catholicism is not Christianity. Everything they hold unto negates what Christ stands for. They have an agenda which gets unfolded as time goes on.
Left for them, Christianity would have totally been annihilated.
Look around the world, half of atheists who were once Christians were Catholics.

What is happening today is the bigger plan in their scheme of things.
Pretend to be Christian, with time hand over everyone to satan.
Look at you for instance.

Does it surprise you that the office of the Pope and its activities in the prophecies falls in line with the office of the False Prophet to the Antichrist?

Has it occurred to you that all the antagonism against Christianity has been against the Evangelicals from the start?
The more they fight, the more the Evangelical Christianity is growing, and it shall grow till Christ comes.

Satan hates fire, but he shall burn.

And the drama persists.

Of course your own denomination are the real Christians while others e.g Catholics and JW are not.

It's either u are dumb or Religion has blinded your ability to think. The penticostal are doing their fair share in driving people out of Christianity.

How many reverend fathers are as proud as ur tithe conscious pastors who have made the quest to be rich the subject of Christianity?
Are u deliberately turning blind eyes to how they (penticostal) have turned your churches to a club house?

I for one, was never a Catholic, Pentecostal made me see the light.

sonofluc1fer:
Thanks, Bro. I know my "non-endings" disappoint CoolUsername, Frank317, Hahn and LOJ and a few others. Gotta work on myself. At least, for my greatest fan JackBizzle.

Isn't jackbizzle logic boy? Thought you guys were cat and dog that year? Have u kissed and make up?

xpmode:
Lame analogy, height does not exist
does height exist? is height suppose to be an entity that could exist?
Of a certainty you dont have the best answer here

Please explain how height not existing or not being an entity that exists help your case?

Do you fall off a building because you don't believe height exists?

Besides I don't believe your God exists, neither do I believe he is an entity that should exists.

You Muslims sha, Una case need deliverance. Just look at the rubbish you spewed up there with so much confidence. Is this what u tell yourself before u sleep? Do I look like someone who is scared of ur imaginary God? If for anything I think he should be the one scared of me because his existence depends on my belief. It takes a simple thing as 'memory delete' for him to stop existing in my world, kapish

I don't want to believe that you are a mumu.

So if u are afraid of height, you will tell yourself that height does not exist and fall off a tall building?

Is that how u use to do?

lfleak:
wouldn't it be worthy to take this one

How would it be worthy? What's worthy in believing in unreasonable stories and takin risk on them?