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may God Almighty help jos

that is wat I call leg tapping

are dey truly a rapist?

chisu...

LWKMD

Sobeautiful:
Pls can you tell me the meaning of those two (LWKMD and LMAO)? Thanks. Have been asking but's like people don't really know the meaning but they are using it.

LWKMD- Laff Wan Kill Me Die while LMAO- Laff My Ass Out.

Freemanan:
Lol... na to buy land...

how much land u buy

what diiference does it make

so irritating

what happened? what a hullabaloo

what happened?

make mess I show him own naa

freeman stop booking space

what is this ?

Hw real is this

c Gobe

why should u

Freemanan:

LWKMD.. LMAO...FP Tinz.....freeman stop booking space

realuz:
I am forced to believe this whole thing isn’t true. But when a man says he is a pastor, has a Facebook page where they report his ‘church’ activities and we see photos to prove it, then I don’t know what to say. The same Pastor Penuel of End time ministries in South Africa, who recently fed his members with live snakes, have also asked them, mostly women, to pull off their bras and pants and eat them. He even rode on the men like donkeys. Speechless. More photos here >>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/07/same-pastor-who-asked-members-to-eat.html

what a world

TopCelebritiesM:
Fuji musician turned pop star, Pasuma (Alhaji Wasiu Alabi Odetola) has been telling bosom friends who are worried that he has never been married at 48years why he is still single.
The fuji superstar and role model to thousands of young people out there explained to them that he’s still searching like Bongos Ikwe for true love and once he finds love he would let them know.
His concerned bosom pals squealed to us that they don’t understand why a musician who has been making money for the past 30years like Pasuma cannot find a wife and settle down.
It is interesting to know that the musician who grew up in the slums of Mushin, Lagos now lives at highbrow Omole Estate, Phase 1, Ikeja, Lagos and has choice properties worth millions of naira scattered all over Lagos. He equally has grown up children out of marriage. For more gist, log on to www.topcelebritiesng.com

why?

what is the name of this dance?

what is the name of this dance?

RACK YOUR BRAINS:
On 28th Feb, 2012 (Tuesday) a robber went to rob a bank. He threatened to kill the cashier if he didn't open the vault. The cashier told him the vault is not opened with keys but with a password. You can't kill me since I am the only one who knows the password and everyday the password is different.
The robber shot the cashier, entered the password, opened the vault and robbed all the money.
What is the password?

Aisha Buhari, wife of Nigeria’s president,
Muhammadu Buhari, is reportedly
seeking influence at all costs after being
stripped of the ‘First Lady’ status.
Sources who made this disclosure to
Sahara Reporters, revealed that the
apparent determination of the Mrs Buhari,
to transform herself into a politically
powerful spouse, in defiance of her
husband’s wishes, is increasingly raising
concerns.
READ ALSO: A’Buhari Under Fire For
Denouncing First Lady Position
The sources noted also that despite the
fact that Buhari had ordered that his wife
should not be officially addressed as
‘First Lady’, she has been operating as
one and is increasingly trying to wield
influence.
It is believed that Mrs Buhari is seeking to
join the league of first ladies following the
trend since Nigeria’s return to democratic
governance in 1999, where wives of
successive presidents had operated in a
politically controversial and high profile
manner.
And just like the immediate past first lady,
Dame Patience Jonathan, who exhibited
some of the worst attributes of recent
presidential spouses with her incessant
meddle with state affairs, Buhari’s wife is
more determined than ever, to build
affluence for herself like her past three
predecessors.
READ ALSO: Aisha Buhari Calls On
Nigerians To Embrace Yoga
She reportedly took three of her powerful
friends; former senator Pauline Tallen
from Plateau state, Fatimat Abubakar,
wife of former vice president Abubakar
Atiku, and a former minister of women
affairs, Hajia Hajo Sani, with her to the
Aso Rock villa as she hastily moved into
the presidential lodge before her husband
.
Reports have also suggested that the
activities of these three friends have
become a cause for concern for the
Nigerian president.
The source said: “Mr. President [Buhari]
is a simple man by nature. He still doesn’t
want his wife, Mrs. Aisha Buhari, to begin
to play the kind of role that First Lady
Mrs. Patience Jonathan played.”

The National Drug Law Enforcement
Agency, NDLEA, has said that Nigeria has
the highest number of persons serving jail
terms for drug related offences
worldwide.
Mr Iweajunwa Okechukwu, NDLEA
commander in the Niger State, told
Journalists in Minna, the state capital,
that this development has now become
one of the biggest problems confronting
the country today.
“All over the world, Nigerians are
notorious for drug trafficking. We have the
highest number of traffickers serving jail
terms more than any other country in the
world,” he said.
He said Government is worried about this
development, hence the Theme of this
year’s drug free day is ‘Lets Develop our
Lives, our Communities and our Identities
without Drugs.’
Okechukwu reminded Nigerians of the
recent Indonesian drug saga in which
Nigerians who were involved were
executed, adding that more Nigerians are
also facing similar charges in some other
foreign countries. This, he said, is not a
good development for the country.
He said in Niger State drug abuse is now
becoming a serious issue, especially the
prescription of drugs and psychotropic
substances such as tramadol, rohypnol
and diazepam.

kelvz:
69? Hmmm.. Sumtin tells me he's gonna be a porn star in his nxt life..





BTw r.i.p

b careful wat u say with ur mouth...cuz d power of life and death is in da tongue.

what is the name of this shoe?

He was a freshman in secondary school.
On this night, the seniors were soaping
(applying soap to their joysticks to get an
erection and measure the length). Unless
they were lying or his memory is failing
him (it happened almost 40 years ago),
he heard 10 inches, 11 inches, then eight
inches (“boy, those guys were massive”).
When it got to his “senior’s” turn, he
registered under six inches and the others
started laughing at him.
That was when he giggled and they knew
he was awake (it was already lights out
and they had used a torch to check
earlier if he was asleep). He was hauled
down from the double bunk, beaten up
and “checked out.” Do not ask for the
outcome: what did you expect from a
frightened 11-year-old with a flaccid, no,
shrunken penis.
I do not know the origin of man’s
obsession with the size of his penis, but it
might have started shortly after the fall of
Adam when man suddenly found a more
pleasurable use for it beyond urinating.
This obsession seems to know no colour,
ethnicity or nationality. About 10 years
ago, the joysticks of 1200 volunteers from
all over India were measured. The
outcome of the survey showed that Indian
men had smaller joysticks by international
standards. Irked by the findings, Sunil
Mehra, a former Indian magazine editor
said: “It’s not size, it’s what you do with it
that matters. From our population, the
evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.
With apologies to the poet Alexander
Pope, you could say, for inches and
centimetres, let fools contend.” National
pride, not just individual or personal egos,
was bruised.
These days on the internet, in newspapers
and street walls, you see adverts of
various penis enlargement products and
methods. But what purpose does penis
enlargement serve? Does it help men in
siring children? Certainly not; as long as
the man has healthy sperms, even a
microscopic penis will get a woman
pregnant. If not gorillas would since have
gone extinct; they have one of the
smallest penis (1.5 inches or 4cm when
erect) compared to body size and weight.
If size contributes nothing to
reproduction, what is the craze for penis
enlargement all about?
Beyond procreation, the other reason for
sexual intercourse is pleasure. In fact this
is the main reason many people get
involved in sex; this is also the main
reason why prostitution and other forms
of sexual activities are rampant and
booming? But does size matter in
sexually satisfying a woman? The answer
from research and interviews is yes and
no. Yes, because some men suffer from
“a rare micropenis condition… The
disorder, which is present in 0.6 per cent
of males, means the erect penile length is
less than 7cm ( 2.7 inches). Such small
penis will likely not give a woman the
desired pleasure.” It might also totally
erode a man’s confidence and self worth.
There have also been newspaper reports
of wives suing for divorce because of their
husbands’ “small penis.” But some people
believe that skills, pre-intimacy and stamina,
rather than size, are the real issues in
many of these penis-size-related divorce
cases. In fact, John (not his real name)
believes that “the size of the penis is not
an issue. If it was, how come fingers
which are much smaller than the penis
can send women to seventh heaven? Men
should go and learn how to satisfy their
wives,” he concluded. Many women, from
research finding, also said skills are more
important than size in sexual satisfaction.
Now let us examine some more facts
from a research finding. An average penis
length is 5.6 inches. Meanwhile the
vagina length, unstimulated, range from
2.75 inches to about 3.25 inches. When a
woman is aroused, it increases between
4.25 inches to 4.75 inches. “Regardless of
how long the vagina is, the area that is
thought to be important for most
women’s sexual response is the outer
one-third.” The import of the above
research finding is that the average-size
penis is more than long enough to satisfy
a woman.
Still on the vagina, Christine O’Connor,
MD, Director of Adolescent Gynecology
and Well Women Care at Mercy Medical
Center in Baltimore (United States) says it
is “elastic. It is small enough to hold a
tampon in place, but can expand enough
to pass a child through. This is because
the walls of the vagina are similar to
those of the stomach; they…fold together
to collapse when unused, then expand
when necessary.”
If the above are true, why are men so
obsessed with the size of their penis? The
answer might be in the Daily Star (UK)
story of Dr Roberto Viel and Dr Maurizio,
identical twin brothers who specialise in
penis enlargement. They said increased
girth (circumference) of the penis can
improve sex. According to two other
studies, about 90 percent of women
actually “prefer a wide penis to a long
one.”
Roberto also said some men do “penis
enlargement because their partners have
had a few natural births and the vagina is
stretched.” Dr. Martina Agberien, a
medical doctor with the Nigerian
Television Authority, corroborates: “Truth
is that after child birth, the tightness is
not much anymore.Some women…use
some herbal stuff to wash their Vagina so
as to have the tightness before sex.”
However, Roberto insists that most men
do penis enlargement surgeries simply to
feel more confident on the beach, in
communal showers or in the lead up to
sex. He said: “Men want to expose and
show that they have a good sized penis
when flaccid.”
So the craze for a longer penis has little
to do with sex. In fact the length of the
penis matters more to men than to
women, according to a new study. The
penis size seems to be more of an ego
trip, a feel-good factor, a confidence
booster, a psychological rather than a
physical issue. Much ado about nothing?
May be