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TOYNEX: shall we continue?

luckiest: romance section of the nairaland website is to hook up with someone, so why not drop a line about urself and connect a nice lady

name: call to find out
age: 30
sex: 10 times
height: 5 ft 11
occupation: computer world
location: surulere lagos


I need a lady with crazy ideas, great sense of humor, if you want a serious relation then you have to be the first to call but if you want a playmate call anytime
08033201118

Logicboy03: Hello, I need to get a tablet to be using on the go in Nigeria for business. Price isnt the problem for me. However, I need internet servuces and I heard that some tablets might nor work properly with certain Nigerian telecoms (eg Glo or Mtn and co)

I heard the Ipad 3 works well on MTN with an OK internet speed. However, due to connectivity issues (quick syncing to laptops without itunes/ bluetooth file transfers) with the Ipad range, I am also sympathetic to other devices like andriod tablets and windows 8 tablets.

https://static6.businessinsider.com/image/509aa3886bb3f7cf6a00000b-400-300/microsoft-surface-tablet.jpg

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Please, anyone with info or personal experiences with tablets in Nigeria please give information on this thread. I and some of my friends need to know which tablets work in Nigeria

hornipipe: The lady on the extreme right looks like tonto dike

sameolg616: online dating wld take a while to come true in naija, pple are so paranoid every 1s a suspect, i wish this things cld happen soonest, got a lot of bright ideas,
as for the moderators of nairaland, u cld add a step more to it --adding video feeds and online web chat,
aint i asking for too much already in a country were the internet service is so poor,
here is my own number too, 08061679732
aint single
aint searching
but im always available, if u look beyond all dat, then call me, bimbos aint allowed.
profession:software engineer/oracle certified professional
age:29

Candis009: Our month is special... Av bin lukin 4 my bufdai mate... Let d@ person show sharp sharp if na may 26th dem born u... Ray C on point

erico2k2: Thank you jare,the watch word should be Older not OLD.

you fail to realise Im not the poster by the way,in your book so you think its morally wrong for a guy of 26 to go out with a girl of 28 ?,if thats the case you yourself needs deliverance from backwardness,since you are so quick to endodge religion into this plz tell me where the bible dismises younger man marrying an older woman oyah now, tell me lets express your ignorance here.

antonion: dude are seriouse that woman can be your mom , i date older woman but not more than 10 years older than me.

I enjoy benging Sugar Mamas they like d*ck too much

andyanders: Listen,it is not normal. Better watch it so that you dont end up marring a person 40 yrs older than you. From your post, is like you are still a young adult not above or between 18yrs and 25. If you still want one, I sabi a woman wey be 65yrs, I can give you her contact so that you can start dating her.

I beleive something is wrong with you. You no want pikin?

dirtymoney: [i][/i] i am 22 years now, a graduate of mech engr currently serving in port hacourt. am currently goin out wit a 26yr old girl, wen i ws in my final year, i ws going out with dis 25yr old shawty. to crown it all: i have never dated a gurl younger than me. here is the secret; at 23, i cn impersonate a 26yr old man. i look more mature than my age and behave far more mature than my peers. although sometims i see it as a detriment, a kind of getting old quick but hanging out wit d elders has made me a lot wiser and stronger. i like the older women, am nt trying to be drake. they are practically matured and caring, above all they know how to guide a dude through the path of life, they are lik mothers, sisters and frends. youger ladies aint in my agenda. they are just too childish and blunt headed. so man dnt feel bad, just pray she has a normal libido. because that is where the problem usually lies somtimes, satisfying them.

Stegomiah: How to Treat a lady

1.Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.

5. Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don’t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don’t tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really…most of them are not offended by it…

10. Not all of them eat like birds, alot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a pussy.

11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the s**t out of him.

15. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don’t flirt with their moms…that’s just freaky.

20. Don’t be freaked out by PMS. It’s not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be understanding.

21. If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don’t stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.

27. Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

Culled from Mrs & Mis.com

ZUBY77: Pict 1 - Sightseeing at the famous Paris eiffel tower. The tallest structure in Europe

Pict 2

With One Bishop Bernie something at a concert in Amsterdam, the Neds

LORETA: Pls vicjustice I beg u I know this is not the topic here but please help a brother I posted an issue but no answers. Pls personally help answer it thanks. Pleaase I need recent info on living in poland as an african. Are they friendly. Do they speak english on a average level. How about the women relating to black guys. Am leaving in two weeks time for a training in marine engr. The company is taking care of us and monthly stipends of 400 euro per month. Pls I need contributionS. Tanks guys

igelomo: Hian...lol