₦airaland Forum

babyfaceafrica:
SE gals are cheaper to lay

SW girls are very urgly.

babyfaceafrica:
SE gals are cheaper to lay

Hahaha!!! You can easily bang a SW girl with Agege bread.

babyfaceafrica:
SE gals love money ,that's why SW kip on using them. ...case. In poin FFK and bianca

SW guys are dying hard to get married to SE girls. Are SE girls better than SW girls?

babyfaceafrica:
and SE ladies are ashies

Lolx SW girls love SE guys

babyfaceafrica:
slowpoke...hygiene does not know tribe...for once use your brain!!!!

It is a well know fact that Yoruba girls are dirty.

Yoruba girl for sure.

Lolz. Zombies also complaining now.

donjayzi:
My own problem is that i am always getting banned. Yesterday i replied a thread, the next thing ban. And i did not mention any known censored word and did not even post any link.

You should be in your studio waxing beats

Djangocode:
Using Operamini, I experience the following problems....


1) When I click on a Topic, It redirects me to a topic two-steps below.. (Not all the time though buh it occurs frequently)....


2) Pages are being skipped... For example: When I logon to Nairaland - Click Programming - Click on Topic - After reading the topic and Upon pressing the back button to return to the Programming thread, It takes me two-steps back which is Nairaland's Main page....


The First issue occurs almost all the time and the only solution is to close the tab and reopen Nairaland again which can be so annoying...

I experience same problem, but it is only peculiar with Opera Mini

Very old stuff.

blaqoracle:
do igbo own anything, apart from noise.

The Igbo's are not tribalistic like you Yoruba's and Hausa's.

saveall:
Idiot, any infected girl cam smell like that.

Hehehe!!! e pain am. Ntoooo

olalat:
Telling me am lying is enough insult 4 me to ignore ur mention. Anyway, that was how it happened and i did d narration to tell u dt uncleaness is subjective.

Just by looking at a Yoruba girl, u know she is dirty.

olalat:
See, d lady in question was an igbo girl claimed to be studying archi at imsu came to visit a friend at abj. We got down and 3 days my bathroom was still stenching after she shower. Funny enof i got down skin like op. Till today, im still scary. I wrote this to show d peculiarity to all tribes. Sorry if anybody is hurt.

Baba stop lying, I can swear with my last kobo.

*The problem with Nairaland is that people here are free to insult Igbo girls saying they have love for money, but anytime u say the truth on how dirty Yoruba girl are. People will start throwing insults at you.

Sincerely, it is not fair. I still keep my stand.

overdrive:
@op thanks its working wella.bye to glo

Which region?

olalat:
4get dat trash u just drop frm ur mouth. Its peculiar to all unclean girls, only dt it will be childish to do narrations here. No tribe is exception.

Never experienced such, even from a very low class Igbo, Delta, Edo girl.

Even Hausa during my service days.

DzTzl:
Sir, just calm down & hope for the better. The first set that wrote the test havent been invited yet, my advise is to continue doing whatever ur doing, keep the job search going & continue hoping.

Age is not on my side.

lazo1:
I invited dis girl to my house, i noticed d smell from her pucci wen i pulld her jeans because of conji, i went ahead and Bleep her d smell from her puna was rill bad and stronge . for fear of having any deseas have to rub my dick wit dettol and my room still smell till nw. . Pls ladies always take care of ur puna . just hope i would get any STDs

It's only Yoruba girls that smell like that, from experience.

How much?

I begged them to consider me, in my application.

Nice car, no money

donjayzi:
It is an interesting project. . . .

What are you doing in Programming Section. You should be in your studio making beats.

DzTzl:
if u applied the first time, just keep your mind open! All the best

Have you been called for Aptitude test or Interview?

soria4real:
Praying for a test invite seriously

How did you apply.

Can I come in as an Intern? I just started learning Laravel, I have developed one or two App on Android. I know RESTful service very well.

faithesco:
Na Ghana babe na...9ja men wey stingy sooo,even if dem wan pay u,it will with old currency#pissed#well am faithesco and I just want 2 make common sense

You just came out. U just declared yourself as a certified olosho


Hmmmm!!!

Estellar:
How can u say dat? u know that's not true

OMG!!! gwad why are you showing me ugly girls.

You are worst, even the the bleaching and make up

2340 views already. I guess over 1000 people have applied.

Sent my CV this morning, UBA is a nice place to work.

dhtml18:
Yes it happens, believe me, i have seen things in the hangs of my fellow naija developers.

Now, let us look at the OPs situation from another angle (a rather funny one this time but based on real life facts):

1. OP wishes to do a job and SeunOsewa advises him to pay a developer 30k for the job.
2. So OP contacts FrankLampard to do the job for 30k.
3. Now FrankLampard does not understand the scope of the job, but feel that opportunity comes but once, and so collects the 30k
4. FrankLampard decides to use 10k out of the 30k to play "2-sure" and lost the money, left with a balance of 20k.
5. FrankLampard now tries to do the work and sees that the work tough no be small.
6. FrankLampard now decides to outsource all or part of the work to dhtml18 for 15k
7. dhtml18 come vex pata-pata and says he cannot do the job for less than 30k
8. So dhtml18 now contacts the OP directly (to collect the job and 30k from FrankLampard) make him do the job.

At this stage, the OP now runs to Nairaland to create this thread seeking for advice.

Disclaimer: this post is merely fiction, and any semblance to anyone on Nairaland or elsewhere is merely coincidence.

Lolz. I love this.

Truely there are so many outsourced developer, I normally get jobs from one like that.

He is well know in this programming section. I have even gotten a job from dhtml18