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1) Fee
The strip club is not a night club. In most clubs in Lagos (at least on the mainland) you can enter for free. To gain admission into Lagos you have to pay. Most strip clubs in Lagos charge at least N1,000 on the weekday and N1,500 on the weekends. Some high-end strip clubs charge from N2,000 upwards. Bottom line, there is no free entry.

2) No phones
In Yankee, you can see strip club patrons whip out their phones and take pictures. In Nigeria, this is a no-no. Pictures are not allowed in strip clubs. Nigerians are still very discreet about such things so strip club activities are hush, hush. In some strip clubs, you cannot bring out your phones from your pockets, while in others you can bring them out but not take photos.

3) Touching
In strip clubs in Lagos, touching is allowed, a whole lot of touching. You can touch the goods if you pay for a lap dance which usually starts off at N1,000. Apart from the strip tease on the stage, you can run your hands all over a stripper who you have paid to give you a lap dance.

4) Carry change
When going to the strip club, stuff your pockets with a lot of change. Chances are that you are going to need a lot of change once you get in there, like tipping the dancers and such.

5) V.I.P
Always be aware that in strip clubs in Lagos, there is always a V.I.P section. What happens in the V.I.P section? Anything you can think of. It usually costs a whole lot more to step into the V.I.P but as long as you have your money, your desires will come through.
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And this referee did this to himself – Picture

Seriously lustfully looking at a female Sport’s correspondent …
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A prostitute in Zimbabwe beat a punter around the head with a beer bottle after he offered to pay for sex with a boiled egg, the DailyMail UK has reported.

Moses Mushonga, 28, walked up to the young lady of the night in the town of Mvurwi in Mashonaland province.

Firstly he manhandled her, leaning into her bra and touching her Bosom .

This did not endear him to the 23-year-old, called Chipo, but to add insult to injury he then tried to haggle with his only asset.

Mushonga told her he had just spent his last bit of money on buying two boiled eggs, which cost 0.25 Zimbabwe dollars, the equivalent of less than a penny or a cent.

Sadly he had already eaten one too.
Moses Mushonga was left bloodied and bruised (pictured, left) after he disrespected the woman by touching her Bosom (right) and then offering to pay for sex with a boiled egg
Insulted by his attitude, Chipo flew into a rage, hiting hit him with the beer bottle, and then punched him in the face, before knocking him out.

When he came round Mushonga was bleeding heavily from his head.

He told local media: ‘She could have just said no.’

Chipo, who was not charged by police, said she simply felt he needed to be taught a lesson about respect.

Earlier this year the Weekend Post newspaper in the capital, Harare, reported that the economy was so bad that sex workers had reduced their prices to 0.8 Zimbabwe dollars – equivalent to half a loaf of bread.

But they clearly draw the line at a boiled egg.
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Nairobi socialite and lawyer, Corazon Kwamboka has been admitted into the Roll of Advocates at the Supreme Court of Kenya today. The curvaceous model was admitted alongside 124 lawyers. The excited Corazon took to her IG to post a series of photos in her lawyer’s gown and wig.
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Whose sister is this and where is she going dressed like that?

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A Nigerian OAP, Austine Okorodudu who got married last weekend stunned guests when he rode into the church with his bride and best man in a tricycle. A friend of the groom, Ijeoma Uba who witnessed it, narrated the event thus;

According to one Ijeoma Uba, who wrote about the event, "He's handsome. He's polished. His middle name is Suave. On radio, he's your fantasy. He decided to take a wife. A young, pretty, God-fearing wife. Onyinye appeared from Imo State and begged not to be entreated to leave him. Austine Okorodudu the toastmaster.

November 12th, 2016. The day for his people to become Onyi's people. He already shared God with her. We all waited. Like the toastmaster he is, never believing in strict societal stereotypes, Austine decided to ride on a tricycle (kekenapep) to Redeemed Christian Church of God Unity Parish, Asaba where he would be joined with his soul mate.

His missing rib is to be fixed back and he needed all the fresh air in the world. Austine and his best man Prince Richards dazzled the congregation when they both cruised to the church premises with little Groom Dumebi; Keke-Oxygen abi! That wasn't the icing. .

Joined as one, Austine with his better half, set the major roads of Asaba, Delta State capital agog when he shunned all the exotic cars in his convoy again. He took his beautiful Onyinye home in keke-napep. He had at least ten SUVs that could have taken them home but he preferred them riding behind. .

People took photographs of the couple as they rode the streets. Tricyclists voluntary joined in the convoy in wild excitement to show solidarity. What informed this showbiz guy's decision? "Your Radio Fantasy" as he's fondly called by his audience, said he wanted something out of the ordinary. .

He was tired of seeing people ride in posh cars on their wedding days. In fact, he actually wanted to take his bride to church on a horse but for the strict rules of the Church, prohibiting such and the fact that he couldn't still get one for their journey back home. .

Sweet sight it was to behold as the newest couple rode through the streets entertaining people with their beautiful sights on their special day. Austine is indeed your fantasy! Will Onyinye join? Yes, she's already nursing people back to good health. Happy married life to the sweet couple."
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Lol, on Wednesday, Alibaba took to social media to say himself and Cossy were on the same flight last month to the USA and Cossy was detained for two hours. He said;

“So @cossyojiakor and I were on the same flight to the USA last month… I had crossed Immigration and even checked in and realised she had not called to say she had checked in… Called later and found out they held her back at the airport for two hours. Why? I asked her. She said they said something about “No dairy products allowed”… Still don’t get it.”

But Cossy while reacting through her spokesperson said, nothing of such happened and Alibaba was just joking.

“When she saw the post she laughed because she knew that Alibaba was only joking and she does not take things like that to heart. Most times when she reads things about herself in the media, she only laughs. The only time she took offence to a write-up was when she was accused of bestiality but that is in the past. She knows Alibaba was only joking and you can call Alibaba to confirm,” he said.
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Jealousy in a relationship is one of those ever-complicated issues.
What does it mean for your partner to be jealous? Does it mean severe love and affection? Or does it mean psycho on the loose?
I have heard that a certain level of jealousy is healthy in every relationship, but where does one cross the line between jealousy and possessive, possibly violent even?
As one who has experienced the jealous girfriend, I can tell you, it is no picnic.
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What do you do when your Girlfriend cant eat/drink when she is sick?
I feel like dyingggggggg and my woman has no appetite
Ladies in the house, What do you like to eat when you are sick and ver no appetite?

Guys, what do you give your woman when she is sick and has no appetite?

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Prettie.., don't mind them...
They are just knock on the tipper that carries sand....
Their hate speech will return back to them

Nigerian artiste, Lynxxx, says he has not had sex for four years.

The artiste, who recently went through divine transformation, after claiming to have an encounter with the Holy Spirit, was responding to questions from LIB about the rise of babymamas among stars.

Lynxxx, who refused to admit whether or not he was in a relationship, made it clear he was ready for marriage.

Some excerpts from the interview below:

Babymama has become one of the trends for Nigerian artistes, how have you managed to stay clear off from the drama?

Like I said, I know why am doing music, I know what am trying to achieve, that’s what matters to me and not the enemy of my achievement. I stay focused, because when your eyes are on the price it’s hard for you to see things at your side so I stay focused. There’s no babymama for Lynxx.

You said having a baby involves sex, are you trying to say you are Celibate?

Yes, I’m saying that. I’m celibate.

For how long have you been celibate?

For a while, four years per say.
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This is heartbreaking! The photo was shared by Facebook user, Aishat Alubankudi, who called on members of the National Assembly to enact a law that would stop the practice in Nigeria.
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I hope my mother in law is not looking for my trouble. I have reported her behaviors to her daughter, but she was not taking it serious at all.

How can my mother in law be telling me to be massaging her buttocks anytime she comes from bathroom. She claimed am not her in law but a son and that masculine hands are very soothing in massaging.

But I am not finding it funny because she is too sexy. Her daughter took after her with wonderful back side. The reason I married her daughter in the first place.

I have just finished massaging her now, and meeennn, my konji has started complaining badly.

Should I send her away. But my wife won't hear any of such.
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This woman Don old die.. .. See her hand compare with her face, sha men don't suffer

Is this for real? What do you think guys? Did she ask for too much, or did the guy take it to far?
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What would you do when you wake up to see that your babe had been visited with an unexpected visitor like this.
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The longer a couple goes without being intimate, the more ambivalence they will feel. It's like a vicious cycle, and this only increases the lack of trust, the awkwardness and the subsequent distancing. Resistance to talking about the problems and to exploring ways to be intimate only puts greater stress on the relationship.

If your marriage is suffering from a lack of sex, consider these tips to help get the intimacy back into your relationship.

1. Rule out medical problems.

First, it's necessary to medically rule out physical causes such as side effects of chronic illness or medications as well as age-related issues. Sexual problems in marriage can also be related to incompatibility in sex drives. The contributing factors are not insurmountable.

2. Think about counseling.

A sexless marriage is usually a sign of more serious problems in the relationship—lack of trust, unresolved anger, deep resentment, one partner having an affair or with one foot emotionally out of the marriage. If efforts to discuss the problems are too uncomfortable, frustrating or going nowhere, seeing a couples’ therapist may very well shed some light on the problems.

3. Know each other's needs.

Compatibility of goals—both inside and outside the bedroom—is important, as well as the freedom to talk about what the partners both need and want. For some couples, control and withholding sex is one way to have the upper hand. If other problems in the relationship aren't attended to, the anger and hurt take away the desire to be close or even try to make it work.

4. Consider gender differences.

Another contributing factor can be the hard wiring differences that surface between men and women around a lot of issues—communication, support, problem solving and, yes, sex too. Men often view sex as the intimacy in a relationship and making love is when they feel closest to their partner. Women, on the other hand, need to feel the intimacy before opening themselves up emotionally. It takes some understanding of these dynamics and a willingness to work together so both partners can feel loved and satisfied.
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You come back from work and your wife isn't around and you find your maid cleaning this way, what would you do?
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Romantic Things To Do With Your Girlfriend/boyfriend This weekend
Watch the sunset together.


Whisper to each other.


Cook for each other.


Walk in the rain.


Hold hands.


Buy gifts for each other.


Roses.


Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.


Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.


Write poetry for each other


Hugs are the universal medicine.


Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.


Give random gifts of flowers/candy/ poetry etc.


Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Do not lie.


Spend every second possible together .


Look into each other's eyes.


Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.


When in public, don't flirt with each other.


Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.


Buy her a ring.


Sing to each other.


Always hold her around her hips/sides.


Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.


Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)


Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.


Dance together.


Let your girl fall asleep with her head in your lap.

(It looks real cute)


Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.


Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes


Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.


Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.


Remember your dreams and tell her about them.


Always tell her how pretty she looks.


Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.


Be Prince Charming to her parents.(Brownie Points)


Brush her hair out of her face for her.


Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)


Go to church/pray/ worship together.


Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.


Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice.


Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.


Make sacrifices for each other.


Really love each other, or don't stay together.


Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.


Love yourself before you love anyone else.


Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.


Dedicate songs to them on the radio.


Fall asleep on the phone with each other.


Stand up for them when someone talks trash.


Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say,

"Sweet dreams."
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You are not her type. Simples!

Girls! Would You Collect A Gift From A Man You Don't Like For A Relationship?

This is for ladies.

I want to know

Would you collect a gift from a guy you don't like for a relationship?
The gift can be a Car sha.. or a house...
If you do, what could be your motive? to encourage him or just slap his face and reject his proposal?

Guys I need to get your views too.
How do you view the scenario?

Just curious.
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Just tell her babe, i have money, lets go. you can show here sample

"if you place a guy that owns a camel with the one that uses his leggedis Benz, babe will still go for the one with camel. Let's say its nature, babe no wan suffer at all".

This is cool amust say, but all this indomie generation girls won't agree with u because; they will rather employ househelp to b doing all those things u just mentioned. As people wey talk talk sey, what is good for Boniface is also good for Boninyash. Keenly waiting for the counter thread..


Being d man up-front is so sweet in a way wia u look back & see so many people chasing after u, e dey ToTori bodi aswear. Oga Op, agritoo..

Guys I feel so bad cry cry, cos the temptation was too much, here's how it happened.........

My dad has been ill for over 3 months, he had an accident with fractured wounds but he is recovering, my family had to move to the hospital, so we have bn tending to him on a daily basis....to cut the long Mata short, this hospital has hot and sexy nurses...shuu!

Nna mehnn...everyday I flirt with everyone of them, but there is this particular one that always gave me this "cum and [romance] me" look mehn, the one and only big problem was that she is married (a forbidden fruit), Na she cum fine pass, fresh pass, sexy pass....OMG!, I couldn't resist so I collected her number and we started from decent chats like "how is ur family?, take good care of ur husband" to "I feel like __ hmmmmmm".

It got so intense that we had to choose a date for our Champions league match grin, so we picked today.

I went to her house and as a sharp guy b4 leaving, I bought a pack of durex condom.
On getting there it was a two-storey building and she was living in one of the flats, I cum dey fear make none of her neighbors code our mission.

As we enter house, she first go on generator, kon on dstv dey show Africa magic (the channel u see in most Nigerian homes...eeeww) undecided, then as the guy, I made the badoo move

I held her hands and was complimenting her on how soft it was while __ kissing it, she started __softly, so I pulled her towards me and then...ghen ghen!, the main action started

After the action film ended, she showed me her wedding photos, it felt awkward and weird to me
As in Why re you showing me this?

Did i do anything wrong?

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My first kiss should be @ age 5/6 kiss

Giver: my childhood lover (neighbour), daddy & mummy play, a deeper version though wink. We were both pervs tongue

Location: We do it anywhere as far as we are away from older siblings, first time was in her room. Parents didn't know we've grown guts grin


No thanks to James Bond, his movies taught us bad things growing up

I saved mine with omo eko

They can't say NO cos ladies knows that guys are doing them a great favour and if they miss that opportunity,they may have to wait for another 10 years.

i need a serious advice on this matter,
i have been dating this girl for 2weeks now' i love her much but my problem is that anytime we finish kissing she will start crying.. this has happen 5times now and i ask but she didt give me any convincing anser pls i need mature advice on this!!!!
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According to a London based Facebook user who shared the photos:
Bleaching expert and Nigeria's male barbie Bobrisky was spotted two weeks ago at a conference in Abuja.. And believe me, his face was nothing to write home about!... Pimples and dark patches have ruined his face to the extent that the heavy foundation he applied could NOT hide the disaster!..
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For boys if you be virgin, u be ju-man.
So I'm kinda proud of my status.