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iyatrustee:
That is an expensively ugly piece of jewelry abeg!

skibo!..wait are u kidding me?

Idiataqueen:
who is dis monkey pls stay off me.

yur stupid like ur username "idiotqueen"

Idiataqueen:
Rubbish they should try jamb they wont hold a broom talkless of sweeping

Baba shutup,Jealousy..Go and make 8 A's like them naa..Olodo

TesoJue

Hahahahha..When weed goes wrong

Sorry pls does this affect the date of presidential elections?

GenerousLord:
Nnamani Cornelius

Aggregate = 230 Chemistry = 63;Physics = 63;Mathematics = 62;Use of English = 42;

Generouslord pls chek this for me plsss naahh 56173880EJ

Guys pls nwww..chek this for me I'm begging 56173880EJ

Someone shld pls chek this for me..I'll appreciate a lot 56173880EJ

Guys pls help me chek this for my friend 500396046CI

NaijaOptimist:
source: https://sites.google.com/site/learnyorubafree/zoology---birds

No vex oo.. beht what of Chinko Ekun..hahahahahaha

mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

honest,openminded,straightforward

hahahaha..d day wey u go get sense christmas go fall on March20..go marry ashana naa...smh!!

0malicious:
please can someone help me with the name of a WizKid song. it has a south African kinda beat and its a club hit. thanks

do u knw the producer's name?

Pple abeg come help me decide oo..I don debate am with my guys already but I wanna hear frm mha fellow Nairalanders here..as per talents and good music I think Tizzle is better..lemme have your thoughts pls..

diddydiva:
Guy with dimples.

Yeah that's mhe...I've got 'em!..

baffah96:
@teamdimple we rocks

Yeahhhh!!!

I've observed lately that ladies often go for guys with some physical features like a guy with dimples or pink lips...its awkward though..so I had to bring it to NL here..so NL ladies,wich do u prefer..a guy with dimples or a guy with pink lips...mhe myself I rep dimples oooo #TeamDimplez!

Girls if u were to pick between a guy with pink lips and a guy with dimples...Which would u go for..Drop yur thoughts below!

auntymi:
Nt Evri tin u test re swit nA, so siR u'Re tu bitTEr

lol..u don't understand..they were meant to write "tested" not "tasted"

menix:
She fine pass Dbanj own...

I know u wil complain....

Foolish beefer..why u bring kokomaster into this now..d fact be say dier girlfriend sha fine pass all dose yha street girlfriends

mya1:
Guy feeling fly..The girl isn't stupid ,she tatooed xclusive , a general adjective .

It's like someone tatooing naira and Seun (nairaland) being over the moon

Exactly..she tattoed exclusive not DJ Exclusive..dunno y y'all ar now ranting!

Choi!..dis one na Ashii oo

Christmasdon:
Smh.. Mtchew.. thought the story was serious.

Omo guy e b lyk say na me nd yu geht d same thought oo..I was expecting to see a kid soaked with blood at d point of death

This ain't fair na..dah kid bhe lookin so innocent..e no go better for that mahn

iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] She a chaka-chaka this dawta bu mi tan her stylee..she a champion babylonian.Big up fi de good dawta,mi tan fi romp with her mebbe gi a hook up,ya know.. [/color]

Cool.

OdenigboAroli:
You see ya life...When the chica begin slain u,u go talk say Naija gels geh bad mouth.

Nigga mind yha biz..focus on ur forthcoming JAMB nd make yha parents proud

dechandel:
With this worthless piece of shyte you just posted,i had to sneak a peek on your profile.. Oh boyy. Was i disappointed?? Hell ya!!
Who the hell let you on the internet without adequate supervision

You look like a secondary school student who just got home for his mid term break!!!

If you've spent more than a decade on earth,i would have given you a welcoming thumb lash!

But nah, cant remember the last time i hassled my kid brother's mate on the internet!!

So run along boy!!

Hahahahaha..laff wan kill me oo...shey na bcus say I talk say yha papa neva see that kain money..na y u compose all dis ones for me..BOMB DEY UR HEAD!

iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Mi igbo an mi no tan whattagwan bu mi overstan de matta ina de yahso...pure sufferation ina de land an we no wan wi pikins ago fi see tings we a see therefore benjamins cam first before hook up.zeen?. [/color]

Pure example of illiteracy at its peak.

dechandel:
2.5m

I am no giveaway product..
Pls i am worth more than 4m sef.

See dis ode talking..see yha mouth like 4million..asif yha papa don eva see 2.5million for his lyf before..local girl b claiming sh*t

Some pple wil never change..pls what's our business with Iceprince's girlfriend nw..don't go nd face yha own girlfriend