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Sometimes when you ask the devil for things he gives you exactly what you wish for, are you sure you have never prayed or did charm to get a man "who worships and adores you" because that would be karma being a real biitch,

just saying

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I don't think she is using you, what she wants is a feature with you, so what I would advice you to do is marry her,

You defended her dignity (decency) twice on this thread that means, you love and respect her, but you probably want to wait after uni, but the truth is if you don't marry her before you go to uni, one of you will loose interest, and she is betting that would be you,after all she stayed with you this long and you seem to still trust her, so just marry her,

And after that, all the sex she has been giving you will look like child's play.

Don't waste that woman, nobody gets wife material on the open market.

Well, all conditions are not the same. So the decision to stay at home or go to work is based on one's condition.

For example a single mom can't stay at home, no matter how much she wants to school her kids,

And a mother with a child not older than 5 should not be working later than 12pm (after school).

And some SAHMs are not exactly staying at home, instead they are in the neighbors house gossiping.

Either way, whether you are a SAHM or you are a working mother, always find time for your family, because however they spin it in research this days, you can never have spend too much time with your family and what kids learn from school gives them a degree or certificate, but what they learn from home gives them lessons of life.

And don't tell me kids learn to speak or interact from school, because you weren't in school
when you knew who "mama" is,
and what fire does,
and when to say good morning,

Redink4rums

Always try pre-intimacy before even taking off his cloths that will help, if you are not too shy you can tell him to lay back while you strip dance.

On second thoughts maybe you are too loose and he does get the expected sensation, try tightening your lip (I mean mouth o ),

If that doesn't work then bend over, if it works he is gay, but I don't believe there is such a thing as being gay and not erecting for girls, stupid movies are confusing people

Don't do anything stupid better pick her calls, I hit my ex-girlfriend so hard she called me Dan, thank God I didn't have a friend named than I would have flattened his skull with frying pan, I forgave her and weeks later she told my friends that my middle name was Dan,

Boy am I glad I didn't confront her.

We broke up two weeks after because I called her a slut, jokingly of course (story for another day)

That's an awkward way to die, kissing the fence because your boyfriend refuses to kiss you.


You are supposed to back the fence not kiss it.
Dumb bitches can't even get suicide right

Quote me please

A lesson to women, whenever ever your husband starts being violent, pack out until you resolve it or just simply leave the house, until he comes and beg you and not your family, life is too fragile and short to die in a home where you are supposed to be protected and in the hand of someone who is supposed to protect.

And please don't spend his cooperative money

MizMyColi:
I thought as much.

Isn't it befuddling that they (Obasanjo and Buhari) are now seeming best of friends?
Talk of undiluted hypocrisy.
Now I believe those who scream that Buhari might have made compromises that are detrimental to us as a people.

Has anyone noticed that Jonathan is the only man without military ties who ever ruled this country post 1999?
Yaradua's Brother was a military man.
The military still run this country under the guise of democracy.

Every discerning mind should ruminate on that.

Even yaradua who was close to a military man didn't survive one term

Short people are below 5ft 4 and so even if you are 5.5 argue that you are not short, but don't argue too much.

I should add this:

When I was younger and still growing my greatest fear was not growing tall, boy that scared the hell outta me.

But now that I am tall I can't help but point out to my short friends that they are short, it's just so fun to be tall.

And I don't know if you've noticed but when a girl is short it's almost unnoticeable, because well the protein went somewhere else

ipledge10(f):
hmmm...Nobody is peefect

Bros na woman you be now...and you forget to change your sign

Okay who us this chick, I've never heard of her

Those boobs sha

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[b]Rock Band 4 Review[/b]I can’t stop listening to The Protomen. I’ve known about this band and their Mega Man-inspired tunes for years now, but I never really gave them a chance until ''Light Up the Night'' popped up during a Rock Band 4 set. Turns out that song is perfect: triumphant sing-along vocals, driving synths straight out of an ‘80s training montage, pounding drums that subtly ramp up the song’s unstoppable intensity. It’s an absolute blast both to hear and to play, and without experiencing the song through the immediacy of Rock Band, I may never have fallen in love with it.That, in essence, is the power of Rock Band. It harnesses the intrinsic joy of music and presents it in a way that we can not only play but share as well. The pure euphoria that washes over you when a song begins to build and you're nailing every note and you finally hit that pinnacle and the crowd erupts in cheers and applause... Not many games can elicit that feeling so frequently, consistently, and authentically. It’s a rare and laudable accomplishment, one that propelled the franchise to great heights in the late 2000s and that lives on in Rock Band 4.https://static2.gamespot.com/uploads/scale_super/1406/14063904/2946644-rockband4_hud_01.jpgStill got your cymbals? Mad Catz add-ons worked for us!While this fourth installment ditches Rock Band 3’s button-heavy Pro Guitar and superfluous keyboard controller, the core gameplay remains almost entirely unchanged. You (and ideally a few of your friends) can grab a classic five-button guitar controller, plastic drum kit, or USB microphone to match scrolling, color-coded notes in time with a variety of licensed tracks from rock gods like Ozzy Osbourne, Van Halen, and, uh, Bruno Mars. As before, your instrument’s audio drops out when you start missing notes, but maintaining an unbroken streak increases your combo multiplier, Overdrive meter, and number of stars earned. So yes, it’s exactly the gameplay you already know and love.Unfortunately, therein lies the problem. Great as that gameplay may be, Rock Band 4 does little to distinguish itself from its predecessors outside of a handful of hit-or-miss ideas and, in some cases, even takes a small step backwards. For example, the game’s loosely story-driven campaign mode follows the same rote formula employed by several previous music games: select multi-song ''shows'' from a world map, earn stars and fans to unlock new shows, and so on.Rock Band 2 handled this same subject matter in a far more elegant way. Remember those loading screens that showed your band casually hanging around a heavily lived-in practice space or riding the subway with all their instruments in tow? Simple as they were, those scenes subtly relayed a story in a very universal way. This game? Nothing but expositional menu text, which made any feelings of immersion or investment nearly impossible.Unfortunately, therein lies the problem. Great as that gameplay may be, Rock Band 4 does little to distinguish itself from its predecessors outside of a handful of hit-or-miss ideas and, in some cases, even takes a small step backwards.Even the game’s opening cutscene--which were generally massive, over-the-top spectacles bursting with personality in previous games--just shows your band tuning up on stage for a few seconds. It’s disappointingly predictable and boring, and while none of this detracts from your ability to rock out with Ozzy, it does feel like a missed opportunity.Character customization doesn’t fare much better. Where previous games provided a respectably deep well of options, Rock Band 4 doesn’t even let you adjust a character’s body type. You can eventually unlock an entire wardrobe of wacky outfits, but because the vast majority of those options must be gradually earned through campaign progression, I found it difficult to develop a sense of ownership over my band.Compounding this lack of ownership: the game forces you to use pre-created ''stand in'' characters anytime your friends aren’t present to play as your custom characters, which means it’s literally impossible to maintain a consistent lineup. Given that a band is, by definition, a set group of people, that’s a pretty frustrating betrayal of the rock-n-roll fantasy the campaign is designed to fulfill.https://static3.gamespot.com/uploads/scale_super/1406/14063904/2946645-rockband4_nohud_03.jpgSure these characters look cool, but the customization options are actually pretty limited. Outside of the campaign, Rock Band 4 also offers a new, slightly richer Quickplay mode appropriately named ''Play A Show.'' When a track ends, Play A Show presents players with a selection of songs and lets band members vote on what to play next the same way some shooters let lobby members vote on the next map.It’s a novel idea that occasionally proved convenient, but it’s also kind of pointless when you’re standing in the same room as the rest of your band. Rock Band 4 eliminates synchronous online multiplayer, and while that’s not a huge loss, it does mean anytime you’re playing with other people you can just turn to one another and ask, ''Okay, what’s next?'' Like the campaign’s story elements, this mode doesn’t diminish your ability to enjoy the gameplay, but it also doesn’t add much to the overall experience.Beyond those modes, Rock Band 4 feels a bit content light. Bafflingly, you won’t find a practice mode, for instance, or anything resembling, say, Rocksmith 2014’s collection of Guitarcade mini-games. You will, however, find a couple of crucial tutorials for Rock Band 4’s one truly original and truly exceptional idea: Freestyle Solos. In the past, the team at Harmonix painstakingly authored each and every note of a song’s recorded solo. That style is still an option, but Freestyle Solos are now on by default.Beyond those modes, Rock Band 4 feels a bit content light. Bafflingly, you won’t find a practice mode, for instance, or anything resembling, say, Rocksmith 2014’s collection of Guitarcade mini-games.Accordingly, sections that were previously populated with colorful notes now give way to less cluttered runways filled with subtler visual cues. If you want to maintain your combo multiplier, you might be asked to hold notes on the high frets or strum 16th notes on the lower buttons depending on the pattern displayed on the track. Regardless of whether you follow along or just totally do your own thing, the game will produce a unique new solo that matches your inputs.Like the old drum fill sections, mashing buttons at random creates a disruptive cacophony that momentarily ruins the song, but once I took the time to really internalize those tutorials, I started to understand how sophisticated this mechanic really is. It uses logical abstractions of several real-life guitar techniques--from finger tapping to feedback--to equip players with a whole palette of sonic tools.If you implement these techniques thoughtfully, you can actually create some really cool sounding stuff. Like, surprisingly cool. And it’s weirdly addictive. It’s not the same adrenaline-fueled, fist-pumping thrill of nailing every note in a really technical section, but there is an unexpected sense of discovery and reward. 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In addition to the inclusion of three part harmonies, singers can now earn points for singing basically anything in the right key. Similarly, drummers now have three options when it comes to solo sections: Static Fills, which mirror the actual recorded fill; Classic Fills, which let you just go nuts; and Dynamic Fills, which pull a random, pre-authored fill from a library, providing a welcome compromise between the chaos of Classic Fills and the predictability of Static Fills.Of course, all of this--the solos, the modes, the story--means nothing without the right soundtrack. Sadly, Rock Band 4 contains the weakest selection of songs of any Rock Band game to date: lesser known tracks from big name artists, songs from smaller acts many of us aren’t familiar with, and only a handful of genuinely exciting bangers.That doesn’t mean the whole game’s a lost cause, though. Sure, the tracklist looks a little underwhelming at first, but the on-disc songs still provide enough variety to keep repetition at bay for a solid few hours. Plus, I guarantee you’ll find a few new favorites among the bunch. There are some seriously inspired choices here, Protomen being a prime example. I was consistently pleasantly surprised by the tracks I didn’t know beforehand, and when it comes to the classics, I have one word for you: PANAMA. PANAMA-AH.There are some seriously inspired choices here, Protomen being a prime exampleThere’s one other factor to consider here as well: DLC. According to Harmonix, you’ll eventually be able to re-download nearly every song you already own, with over 900 legacy tracks available at launch and roughly 800 more coming in the next few months. Basically, if you own a song, the system will recognize it and let you download the track to your new console for free. Even better, all those classic tracks have been re-worked to include new Rock Band 4 functionality like Freestyle Solos.We were unable to test this functionality because it was not available prior to launch but, suffice it to say a larger song library would dramatically improve Rock Band 4’s appeal. If you have a ton of songs languishing on an old account, this is your chance to give them new life and to grow your Rock Band 4 library with hand-picked personal favorites from among the wealth of excellent songs available in Rock Band's robust, feature-rich store. It’s disappointing Rock Band 4’s on-disc offerings aren’t stronger, but at least the Rock Band platform remains as strong as ever.As always, Harmonix’s authored note tracks prove exceptionally inventive, capitalizing on each song’s unique rhythms and arrangements. Even songs I wouldn’t necessarily listen to in real life ended up being a blast to play. The various difficulty levels felt well balanced, rarely dragging into boredom or spiking into impossibility. I even experimented with the always challenging Breakneck Speed option, which accelerates note tracks to a comically fast pace.https://static5.gamespot.com/uploads/scale_super/1406/14063904/2946657-rockband4_freestyleguitar_fingertapping.jpghttps://static5.gamespot.com/uploads/scale_super/1406/14063904/2946657-rockband4_freestyleguitar_fingertapping.jpgRock Band 4’s new hardware looks and feels almost identical to previous models, so there’s no need to upgrade if your old gear is still collecting dust in a closet. According to Harmonix, a substantial majority of that old equipment will be compatible with Rock Band 4. We were unable able to gather all the gear and test it ourselves, but Mad Catz created a chart that outlines exactly what they believe works and doesn’t work.Backwards-compatibility would make Rock Band 4 more accessible and appealing, but if you sold off all your instruments years ago, don’t worry: the new gear works just fine. Every now and then the game failed to register a note I swear I hit, but it wasn’t frequent or consistent enough to really raise any red flags.Rock Band 4 recaptures the unadulterated gratification that made the series such a hit half a decade ago, but mainly because it’s a relatively unchanged, repackaged Rock Band 2. A lack of content and general stagnation hold this particular iteration of Rock Band back, but new ideas like Freestyle Solos genuinely enhance the core experience, which remains a sincere and joyful celebration of music. http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/rock-band-4-review/1900-6416264/

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List your all time favorite games.

Mine are

GTA San Andreas - ps2 and Android
Syphon filter - ps1and psp
Metal gear solid peace Walker - psp

The husband is the reason I say this is TRUE LOVE

i dont see any ear ring...

After this look you will, see yourself in choir

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Be careful, not only power banks do this even phone.... It is not advisable to put stuffs like that in your pocket especially on hot afternoons.... Either you hold them or buy a jacket that has a hanger to hang them on your belt, where air can reach them........ and also be careful when using your phone with Internet and charging when it gets hot just off the data or unplug the charger, you can always reply that message later

Who even thought it to pay N25,000 for compensation, it is just blatantly insulting.

That term did get you to want to see what the thread is about didn't it, exactly the point the op is trying to make as he painstakingly twisted the English grammar while talking about painstakingly twisting the English spelling oh I love the English language

timilehing:
What's the moral of the story now?
Why was it moved to front page? So that others jilted by their fiancé can commit suicide too?

This is the kind of rubbish that happens when you're over-using your privilege as a super-mod. Typical example of "Abuse of power/office"

That is pretty basic thinking.... This post was moved to front page because it is what you and I will click on do you think if I see a topic "how to run" I would click on it but If you see "ten ways running can kill you" you would surely click it this story is not conventional, so people would want to know why she committed suicide............. Am very sure you have been trying to get your topic on FP since you registered to no avail ........ Cheers supermod for bringing stories like this to front page (whoever you are)






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