amp01:


Both has return.
He that gives,will receive in different form.

if u think that way definitely bribe is instant returns while gift is indefinite returns.

Bribe get returns while Gift no get returns. Bruce get sense now

And then

Sule ko Ambali
ni hisssssssss

TonyeBarcanista:

Governor Ibrahim Hassan Dankwambo or Alhaji Sule Lamido

GOD bless you. O ni se oriburuku.

rusher14:


How is Buhari identifying them?

You are making sense.

Toketimt:


Am sorry to say this but I will just be blunt because it's the plain truth.
If u av the resources to buy or thinking of buying a car even if it's a tokunbo, u are not part of the over 40% of Nigerians who are extremely poor. At least u can afford to eat well before thinking of buying a car.
Govt (fed and state because money collected goes to Federation account) needs more money and one of the best ways to source it is taxing luxury goods. As important a car is, it's still a luxury. U don't expect them to start taxing stuffs like garri and tomatoes. That's the norm worldwide.

You on-point bro.

category:
All i can see from almost every comment above me is pure negativity. Whether the announcement was made by the NNPC or The Nigerian Prison Services, i think it is worth applauding.

Using plastic table tennis ball(egg) with different colours to play snooker.

While vision was blurred,dizzy you saw and did all this

1) I brought out my handset to call the Chief Registrar of the Supreme Court,

2) One of them saw the sum of forty thousand naira (N40,000.00) and one thousand naira notes in one of the drawers. He was excited and called their lead who saw the money and said “This is not the kind of money we came to pick”. They left the N40,000.000.

3) I made an instant mental decision that it was better for me to comply with their orders and stay alive to tell my story rather than get shot and killed on the pretext that I attacked them or that I tried to escape

Again

when you are inside
"He flashed a card to me and showed me what he said was a search warrant." so armed robbers or kidnappers are now using search warrant

"It was when I saw DSS in the premises into which they drove me that I realized my invaders were agents of a Federal Government Department. Prior to getting into the premises I thought that the invaders were even armed robbers or kidnappers, more so when I was not questioned by anyone about anything."

Aiye oniro onida.
its ur profession, you can do better sir.

ARISE.

May GOD bless your thinking.

Ovamboland:


All the above are conjectures, it is an offence to be in possession of unearned wealth, if earned legitimately the paper trail will show the source, value added by the judges and taxes paid etc. If the security agencies can't prove the source is illegal, tax evasion charges can brought against them.
The fact such amount is kept at home is reasonable ground to suspect money laundering, tax evasion, and criminal intent. Are judges legally allowed to engage in active business? eg soliciting for contracts, buying and selling etc. by the codes and ethics of their profession? Even if they are able to prove trhey earned the money found by obtaining contracts, they may still be charged for infractions especially if such contracts came from sources that could be deemed conflict of interest.

5^2 + 5 + 0 = 30

Hmmmmmmmmmmm Mama No regret...U remember?

R.I.P

Thank u my broda.

Adekunleideology:
We all must join hands to make "Nigeria" a better place. Irrespective of our tribes,ethnicity,party affiliations and religious lines. We should never forget that our unity is in our diversity and our bond is in our differences ...Nigeria..Good People Great Nation.

So on point my broda. Na so.

Goke7:
Its time for someone to finally implement the common sense he has been blabbing about.

Bros u bad o

Olayinkaboss:
Pls, Lere show me d house of ur primary skul's maths teacher? me n ur maths' teacher av a score to settle

My cousin was robbed of his bike around ikorodu agric and got shot in the process, he died instantly. Some months later, they saw the bike with a guy and they handed him over to police. Behold my people the guy was later released. Wht kind of justice do we call that, justice denied and the op got jungle justice b4 he get denied by the police u all shouting jungle bla bla bla. thieves everywhere.

lwkmd.

ISpiksDaTroof:
So you got it like 6-7yrs ago because you could magically speculate all that was going to happen in 2016?

Good one Merlin. Try again.

Zedoo:
Reporter; erm Ronaldo you were not able to score yet again in tonight's game, how does that affect your chances of qualification?

Ronaldo; well my record speaks for itself, messi did not score against Bolivia and errr I actually scored, maybe 1 goal? If you take away the offside rule.

Reporter; that was clearly an offside ruling correctly judged by the linesman...

Ronaldo ; (angrily) the linesman knows nothing about football, I am the best player to have ever played. I just won the champions league...

Reporter; that's not the point, and again you missed a penalty when the whole of Portugal was counting on you...

Ronaldo; I scored a f**king penalty in the champions league final, I was just unlucky but I think the ball wasn't correctly made, it didn't obey my foot. Again I am the best.

Reporter; Lionel messi is in action around 12am early tomorrow morning, will you stay up to watch the game? Do you have any interest in the Copa America?

Ronaldo; No I wont stay up, and I don't hav any interests in that. If you are an intelligent reporter you will notice that Austria played with small mentality, alaba was running towards his goalkeeper with the ball when he should have been trying to score our goalkeeper, they are like Iceland, they didn't play to win and we were unlucky. None of my teammates would have scored the penalty i missed, if only they were as good as me, we would hav 6 points by now.

Reporter ; .....

Your head dey there. lwkmd

I wonder o

topeorekoy:


So if she pack all her village people come, you will pay for them all and trek go home?

Do you know how much the guy hold for pocket?

Wht a great mind and a good teacher.

kaycodes:


Lolz the thing pain you nor be small.

First question is why would she invite her friends to go out with her on a DATE.
Does she even understand the meaning of going on a date

For emphasis;

date
TWO people getting together for an activity when the possibility of romance between them has been broached but not ruled out. Since the exploration of romance is the purpose of a date, merely asking someone out on a date is sufficient to broach the subject. Dates may or not continue once a couple have entered into a romantic relationship. The word "date" may be used to identify a get together between two people not romantically involved, but this usage is meant to convey irony, since such a meeting is not a date in the true sense of the word.
Yeah, Mike and I went on a date last night. He's cute, but I'm not sure if I want to get involved with him or not.

There was no place where FRIENDS was mentioned.

Now to the guy's action, buying extra tickets for her friends was supposed to be a favor which he may or may not offer, in this case he choose not to. He passed a very clear message to the girl from day one which every guy should learn from.

Scenario one...

Girl.... Hey what's up, please meet my friends I told you wanted to see the movie
Guy... Greets the ladies and hugs his potential bae.

Ladies... Hey, girl we're coming lets get our tickets (That's what a classy girl will do)
Guy... Ladies don't worry I already got all the tickets
Girl.. blushes and says thank you.


Scenario two...

Girl.... Hey what's up, please meet my friends I told you wanted to see the movie
Guy... Greets the ladies and hugs his potential bae.

Ladies... Hey, girl we're coming lets get our tickets (That's what a classy girl will do)
Guy... Says nothing, probably engrossed in some tete e tete talk with potential bae
Girl.. Okay, no problem, I'll just get some snacks before you get back.

We can have several scenarios of how this should have gone... but none of them should depict the guy as an I.diot for paying or not.

The girl's mentality however shows how impoverished she is, plain and simple.
If you invited them as your friends, then you should take care of them as your friends, not pass the buck to someone you still don't know yet just to impress your friends, that's the height of selfishness and irresponsibility.

Madam na sense u get.

mamachizzy:
Am a lady, but I support that guy. Did the guy ask to go on a date with the gal, or with her friends; Ladies need to stop this nonsense. A guy asks u out, and u want to go with ur entire kindred just to see if he will impress u, does that sound normal
Beside since the money was "just 3k", why is she complaining. While u are busy thinking he needs to impress u, u forget that u also need to impress him. Bringing all ur gal frnds along for a date with a guy, says a lot about u as a lady!!!!!

My broda forget am juju exist. it can also be proved. so far PCM has an expiry date and iron get rust, so is juju as well.juju/ogun(local) is the same as science(English or foreign).

win3k:


I think you need education in modern "human" commonsense, that monkey statement you made is an embarrassment to the continent of Africa.

Some clue:
1, Does juju exist or is it in the undeveloped minds of primitive Africans?
2, if juju does not exist how can it have an expiry date?

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heavenlymandate:
For me am yet to know the impact of Buhari, he would have won my heart by conducting free and fair election in Bayelsa and Kogi but astonshingly APC hunger for power would not allow him do what is expected in that election......

So #gush to any post claiming PMB would be the one man that will make it happen in Nigeria.............
To me, 'THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN'

Never mind PMB won the presidential election you can keep your heart for your gay bf

Nonsense.

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One Love to you all. peace.

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