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She can only cause confusion for herself and the filled ones not for the hungry masses , who curves help . That waist is shapeless ( amoeboic by horizontal viewing and paramecium by vertical viewing )

I can’t date a money monger and a jobless lady . You must be intelligent , chocolate in color , have natural hair , no mouth odour or body odour , big ass and boobs , you must sabi cook and lively not all these mood Player’s and you must be very neat .

At your own risk bruh ...

You Dey work for mortuary ?

Oracle you’re a disgrace to we traditionalist .. why can’t you beg the gods to send you coronajoygiver instead of coming here to beg the ungodly ones to find you a girl . The gods must hear this . Infact I’m reporting you right now with the keg of palm oil in-front of me

*Laugh small*

If school start fiaaam
Come see Assignment

*ENGLISH TEACHER:* Your Uncle who was COVID19
positive has been discharged from Isolation...
Write a letter to your friend, telling him about your uncle experience so far... As if u were there.... Nawa oooo.

*MATH TEACHER:* Bola sat 10metrs away from David who was COVID19+ and David temperature was 56'c
1. Represent the information on a Linear Graph.
2. On the graph, find the slope if David cough (2n+1).

*BIOLOGY TEACHER:* Define Corona Virus and
state two ways of avoiding it?

*CRS TEACHER:* Churches were close down due to COVID19. Explain in 5 sentences how your church coped without Offering and Tithes.

*CHEMISTRY TEACHER:* (1a) State the Radioactivitity in COVID19.
(b) During titration, COVID experiments 22.5cm3 of 0.012 moles per dm3
concentrated Sanitizer neutralised 25.0cm3 of the solution COVID(4)OXIDE... What is the concentration of the Base?
(2) State all your body Reactions during the Lockdown.

*AGRIC TEACHER:* How did you manage to eat during the lockdown against spread of Corona Virus?

*PHYSICS TEACHER:* COVID19 Victim has a
radiation 2.1mm. He resonates with an amplitude of 0.8x10m from an external
affected body at 2400Hz. If the resulting observation is done at 3.6x10Nm.. Calculate the:
1. Period of Isolation.
2. Radiation from the body.
3. How many people he had contact with.
4. Fumication done.. (Take pie=3.14).

*TECHNICAL DRAWING:* Draw to the scale of 1:100, the Front elevation of COVID19.

*MUSIC TEACHER:* How many people composed music using corona virus and what was the keys
and time signatures.

*LITERATURE TEACHER:* "COVID19 IS A DEATHLY VIRUS"
(a) What figure of speech is that?
(b) Who made the statement and to whom?

*ECONOMICS TEACHER:* Draw a curve to show how the rise of CORONA led to increase in demand for hand
sanitizer and face mask.

*ACCOUNTING TEACHER:* How much was donated to fight Covid19, how much was spent and how much is remaining?

*GEOGRAPHY TEACHER:* Draw a sketch map of
NIGERIA.. On the map, show The city where COVID19 originated.
(b) Explain why fire didnt burn that list when there was no money?

*COMMERCE TEACHER:* You recieve a COVID19 SMS from MTN...
(1) Calculate how much was spent to circulate the SMS.
(2) Has the SMS been of any use to you? How?
(3) Who donated the highest money to fight COVID19 and how much was it?

He’s a failure

Did he later return the car ?

Spaxon:
Hello Nairalanders....,

Please this is a family...
I need ur help
Someone gifted my boyfriend with a Car, actually a (Cadillac) as I saw in the pictures... and it's just so annoying. I came back to Nigeria to vote,
And he posted it online and later sent me photos on WhatsApp.
I asked him to return it but he is unwilling..
How can a Lady do such...?
Knowing fully well that he's in a relationship.
I asked a few people,
Lol some said I should allow him,
Others said I shouldn't.
Right now a car isn't his or my problem.
We all do have cars our parents gave us.


I don't just know what to do.....

That’s women for you . But the king is not doing anything wrong . Smoking is not a disease nor sin in the presence of the gods

You’re dating yourself

Na gwangwanlada returnees

come outside of you can lion , my destiny is tied on the outside

StarUp:
You find yourself in this situation, abeg help me reply this lion...

cc lalasticlala mynd44 seun

True but hard to believe .the country will soon be in greater Chaos if our government give no parl....people are hungry . I mean hungry really angry . Stay at home stay safe will turn to stay outdoor and stay solid

StarUp:
I was hoping that government decision of #lockdownextension will change soon and everything will be back to normal but the 108 of yesterday with 78 in Lagos just whispered to me that we have ignorantly renewed our stay home bundle.

Goddam

StarUp:
This is how to smile in your coffin when you die owing your landlord #5,000,000 for ten years rent.

Help him grow mentally , spiritually and financially if you truly love him . Let the one ball guy self have a baby before he departed from the universe

Him second daughter name

Charleys:
Na Daddy Aree oluwa be that na.

Yes they do even more than the guys did . They are the founder of masturbating act . Kudos to all the women in the universe

Yes “myself “.and it’s not a good story to tell

Chai I know this man ooooo . Daddy Yetunde

Sniper and raid . Instant fat

I can’t be a manager of dirts because of love . I have sensitive nose so I hate smells generally

I knew what you were talking about . My answer still remain the same

okpalaAnambra:
I'm not talking of the normal natural smell of the vagina oo

I go win ....

Source : Corona tv

Pxxsxies smell generally , the smells only have grades . Low grade , middle grade and high grade . No cap

Sex is overrated

I’ll like to have a personal convo with you .how can we go about that ?

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Food for thought . Don’t waste your time on her boss , the eyes that will stay with you forever won’t start producing warts or glands early . Forget about the babe . She didn’t worth your energy. God will give you your own woman that will love you whole heartedly