Blupen:
Am a very funny guy i can make you laugh from now till tomorrow but the problem here is that am always sad and depressed
sometimes i see no point in living this life again......Am a drop out, an introvert and am also jobless am 24yrs old
is there still hope for me in this life??

Slynation:
But unfortunately, we know you as a psycho...

Chaos14:
*investigate

Islandlady:
This lost Jews from AfghanEastern and crime are 5 & 6!

I regret sharing same country with them

A50boner:
bro, a picture of the immune booster will be much appreciated too.... Thank you so much

Jloanbroker:
I have a UTI. I've taken a card of ciproflaxin. It's still persist. Which affordable drug can you recommend going on please

Bradford111:
Hello NL so I got this friend of mine that is staying at my house just for the moment.. he has come to know my girlfriend as I talk about her often and when she do come around…


So he told me he knows her that they were neighbors and he is closer to her elder brother

Let me get straight to the point this boy told me straight to my face today that he would have fvcked my girl before but because at then he didn’t had money so he couldn’t…


And one time my girl have visited his dad and waited till he comes back from work


I’m not sure I can take this disrespect from him I’m thinking of telling him to leave my house in a couple of hours and never comes back

JideFine:
Greetings,

My people,I am in a state of Dilemma...

I work as a waiting staff in a Cafe and Lounge.. Something happened on 2nd of this month (september),2022.

The Real story

Some ladies came to the lounge on 2nd Day of this month (2-09-2022) and ordered for a champagne (J.C.Le Roux) and water...We sell the champagne (30,000) while the water is (500).

My oga ordered for some food through me and he later fixed his own bill before the ladies.

N/B : The ladies were on their own separate table...I didn't see them interact with my oga in any way.

So,when my oga was about to go home,he called one of my colleague and told him that I should not collect the champagne money from the ladies,that I should just collect money for the water they took....So,I did as instructed...I collected just #500 from them.

So,I rushed to him to verify if he will be the one to fix the bill,he told me "Yes" that he will fix it.

The next day was my off day,so I didn't go to work....so,two days after....after the sales for the day as he was about to enter his car (we only give him his bills whenever he is about to go home in the night)....I rushed to give him the bill together with the one he accumulated for the day,he asked why the J.C.Le Roux docket is included in the bill.....I explained everything to him and he started yelling at me that I should have collected money from those ladies that night they took the champagne.

I had to call that my colleague that was present when he told me that he will fix those ladies bill,so he came and explained things to him.....He said "Okay" but he will not fix it from his purse that I have to fix it by myself that it will teach me a lesson next time....I was speechless as so many things ran through my mind.....Why exactly will I have to fix a bill that I didn't utilize myself.

I didn't say a word that night,I later sent him a mail explaining how everything happened and the receipt of the J.C.Le Roux which have the date and time the order was placed through my account....

He replied the Mail 3 days after and the mail reads (Well received)

I waited for him to clear up the bill but the sign was not there,I walked up to him and told him about it again and he said he will look into it....fast forward to 23rd of this month,I sent him another mail and he replied "Got it"

Till date he is yet to fix the bill and it's still pending on my account as an (outstanding).

I am really confused

My people,I need una advise....I really don't know what to do again.

It's the end of the month and my salary is at stake here.

obembet:
I read about how Nairalanders Joetttimua1811manage just #500k for his wedding in 2020 which I really appreciate how he manage himself without own anybody.

Believe me, When it comes to celebrating the union of a man and woman, trust Nigerians not to hold back on providing the best food and drinks, renting a spacious hall, and indirectly telling a friend to say to another friend about the event.

While Nigerian weddings are mostly seen as an opportunity to celebrate with the couple and get free food, the truth is that they are financially demanding. It is in the sense that planning a wedding is not cheap.

With the economic setbacks being experienced in the country, we need to secure our financial future. So, in case you are hoping to one day stand at an altar wearing a suit or bridal gown, here is an insight on how to plan a wedding with a budget of 700,000 or even less.

So With a hypothetical guest list of 100 to 150 people including ( mogbo, moya ) kindly drop your breakdown budget of #700k include weeding attire and shoes for bride and groom, stationary and souvenirs, reception venues and decorations, food and drinks and miscellaneous.

Nairalanders, kindly help somebody with good calculations.

Source: obembet

GloriousGbola:


The real problem is the lazy mod that pushed this nonsense to FP. This shit thread should have stayed buried

Now some tldr pikins and their ediat bfs will start flushing their vaginas.

On the plus side a well aimed stream of water can work.wonders for those who engage in self-help. Maybe that is the real aim of the thread. Stealth jilling off tips.

Sasi54:
I am writing this based on what I have noticed with some men, especially those who are married. There is this my oga that I have b working with for the past six months now. This man has all that is ever needed to make life comfortable for him. He is a car dealer, he has more than six hotels in uyo, he is married & he also has three lovely kids, all boys. Now my issue with him is that he is so found of foreign women, with all kind of desire a man will ever want from a woman, is it the one that has hips, height, dark ,fair, chocolate, u just name it. In a week, will have to book up to six girls for him, this ladies will come as far as German, Israel , Algeria. women of different nationality. I never could believe that people can spend huge amount of monies in this harsh economy that the country is at the moment. I know the wife to this my oga has really tried to curtain his excesses,but no way.wht do you think can b done abt such evil & dirty life style of my boss.

Medianna:
I have read it from line one to last last.. but I can't catch the gist..
An average woman knows that the 'V' washes itself by itself.

BadRadio:


When I told you "Love" is for simps and fools you said I don't know what I'm saying...

Jloanbroker:
I have a UTI. I've taken a card of ciproflaxin. It's still persist. Which affordable drug can you recommend going on please

Mywd:
Hello guys i just want to ask a question, its not really bothering me though, a girl sometime last year collected my number from her brother and we began talking through whatsapp though, cuz me ah no like to dey call pesin

At some point she was tryna rate herself and saying she is s*xy and stuff like that and also sending a pic of the type of guy(spec) she likes.... My people what could that mean... Im not a really social pesin sha buh would love to know what she was tryna do

CaptainZubi:
No be lie