₦airaland Forum

Makavelli25:
My grandpa go get mixture for this thing

Let me go our village

NaijaRoyalty:
Oya it's time to prove your patriotism to your beloved country .

Where is Sarrki ?

raymis:
They full for Lagos and Kano. Covid-19 patients are not scarce in the core APC states.

segzyndpep:
My testimony on the way.

MrDexter:
Hi everyone, great work y'all have been doing. Please I have a question as regards sponsorship. Can a Family member with different surname be listed as sponsor when applying for the student visa?

Isoduwa:
You came back from your ban now you started lying again

Ariza:


Quick question : Do redpillers have sense?

Answer: No, they don't.

Ancientbeing:
F*ck School, school
na scam. Focus on
hustle and live long
like Enoch

F*ck it hard. ..

I don't know what happened to me but I found God.

I cease to blaspheme His holy name. I have used this moniker countless times to ridicule God. This is my reason for deactivating. I will be back with a different moniker but this time, to preach the word of God.

Stupidity was never stupid. It was just for fun.

SultanOfPuna:
Who are these guys??
I keep seeing people post them on Twitter and Nairaland. Pls who are they??

gaby:
God forbid!

Prison cells for some European countries even fine pass some so-called 3,4-star hotels for Nigeria.

Prison wey you go get your fridge, tv, sound system if you wish, multiple beddings and toiletries cutleries, etc.

Then you have access to a well-equipped gym, library sickbay, etc

You are entitled to a loaf of bread, a 1-liter pack of milk, and fruits daily.

Entitled to butter, sugar weekly.

You are entitled to weekly pocket money and shopping for your personal needs (groceries) which you can knock up yourself in the general kitchen.

You have access to all sorts of sports and games.

During the winter days, most of the homeless deliberately commit crimes so they can be taken off the streets just to chill some in the prisons.

Na oyibo really get correctional facilities.

CAPSLOCKED:
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING VICTIM NOW, WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CALLED ME EMPTY POCKETS? WHY ALL THE EPISTLE NA OGA?
IF I'M AN EMPTY POCKET AND YOU THINK YOU WORTH MORE THAN ME, WOULDN'T YOU BE DELIGHTED TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR RUNNING MOUTH IS?
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE VICTIM CARD? YOU WANT TO BROKESHAME ME WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THE VICTIM?
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NAIRALAND MEN WILL NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME.

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CAPSLOCKED:
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING VICTIM NOW, WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CALLED ME EMPTY POCKETS? WHY ALL THE EPISTLE NA OGA?
IF I'M AN EMPTY POCKET AND YOU THINK YOU WORTH MORE THAN ME, WOULDN'T YOU BE DELIGHTED TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR RUNNING MOUTH IS?
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE VICTIM CARD? YOU WANT TO BROKESHAME ME WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THE VICTIM?
NAIRALAND MEN WILL NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME.

CAPSLOCKED:
THE LADIES LEARN FROM MEN. ALMOST EVERY NONSENSE YOU SEE EXHIBITED BY LADIES ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN LEARNED FROM MEN. SHALL WE NAME THEM?

IF BIG BOYS LIKE DANGOTE OR THE OWNER OF THIS FORUM USES THE PHRASE IT WON'T BOTHER ME A BIT. BUT BEAR IN MIND THAT MOST OF THOSE WHO USE THE NONSENSE WORTH LESS THAN 10,000, AND MAY NEVER HAD MADE A MILLION NAIRA IN THEIR WHOLE LIVES... AND THE PEOPLE THEY CALL BROKE MAY BE 50 TIMES BETTER THAN THEM.

IT'S IRRITATING MAN.

IMAGINE A BOY BEGGING FOR AIRTEL CARD 200 YESTERDAY COMING ON ANOTHER THREAD TO CALL SOMEONE ELSE BROKE.
IS THAT NOT STUPĮDITY?

CAPSLOCKED:
HOW HAVE YOU COME TO KNOW THAT MY POCKET IS CASHLESS? HAHAHA..
IF WE DECIDE TO SHOW OFF BANK BALANCE I KNOW SAY YOU GO DISAPPEAR.
MAKE I PITY YOU BECAUSE I KNOW SAY NA ONLY MOUTH UNA GET FOR THIS SITE. REAL LIFE NA "HELP YOUR BOY SIR" BE UNA MANTRA.

stupidity:
This lady on WhatsApp, she complained one time that her boyfriend drinks a lot and she dont know how make him stop. I gave my little piece of advice and told her to pray for him. She as well complained that he spends more than 100k on drinks every week. And they been together for 6 years now.

Actually I have met her once and it was brief. So yesterday she buzzed me that she’s bored. I invited her over to my place for the first time. (with a clear mind shar, I’m on fvck strike)

She came around 5pm, we talked for a while, then she went into the kitchen to cook for me. While we were eating and discussing, I discovered that the discussions nor gree end again. I ended mine severally with full stops but she kept on and on and on to even more useless talks that was reducing my brains signal.

At some point I get lost in her talks then I just face my phone but I try to capture the last three words she said after each discussion. Then I’ll continue from there to make it seem like I was following.

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Na the fresh kush my supplier bring me yesterday keep me company during her rant. I was in a different zone entirely. Was looking at her like wallpaper. [right]

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“Let me put movie for you”

she said; “no, that she’s feeling headache but she didn’t stop.

She didn’t spend the night again. I told her I nor see fuel buy. make heat nor kill her night because my place is very hot.

Poor boyfriend!!!

SmellySperm:
is hitting me hard bro, anything u doing to cash out pls carry me along abeg

SmellySperm:
bad guy,u too like woman