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Wrong place to be, wrong method. No be so.

I blem the guy for what he did and Linda for posting their chat, but now what will be the guy's reaction over her posting? The outcome of the reaction will be the part 2.

I blem the guy for what he did and Linda for posting their chat, but now what will be the guy's reaction over her posting?

The boys need settlement

Yungwizzzy:
Bro, how was service today and your fake miracles?

At this age, you are causing a set back for yourself. You will think you are in control, but you are not, it is the devil into that is at work. Go so the man of God can deliver you. It is free.

Mckandre:
I saw this first from a broadcast on bbm, I couldn't help it
But laugh out loud. my sisters that were in sitting room with
me were like; what did he drink this time.
I know this might be offensive to some fellas here But I
needed to share this atleast to put a smiling face to some
die hard dudes and dudets. the joke get better as you
proceed. *winks*
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.
2. The President was once a child and the senators were
once a
children.
3. My fellow widows.
4. A good mother takes care of his children.
5. The people sitting before you were once a children.
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry
second in an international competition like this one,
(addressing
press men after Female Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman?
Theywere once a children now a adult now they are bombing
women and children making some children a widow.
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become
widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another.
9. We should have love for our fellowNigerians irrespective of
their NATIONALITY
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to
treatment.
11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives
on.
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family.
14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches on christmas day,
theydon't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad
person,infact I'm a sadder woman right now and
Mr.President ismore saddest.
15. We all have HIV. Chei!!! see gobe
*I had to run some few editing on few offensive remarks
made by the blogger
source: vibenaija..com.es/2014/05/hilarious-top-15-
grammatical-blunders.html?m=1

I Thank God for her, born into a poor family, she did't have access to
good education, she does't know how to speak good english, but the
good God blessed her with a good husband that love her despite her
condition, he did not send her away when he was made the governor,
vice president, and the president of Federal republic of Nigeria. God
have not finish with her, God can even make her to speak better than
you tomorrow. It is possible.

Psalmpy:
jonathan no try at all o
i actually thought he was a prof
so he cant even teach her or get a good english teach for her
seems she doesnt wanna learn

I Thank God for her, born into a poor family, she did't have access to
good education, she does't know how to speak good english, but the
good God blessed her with a good husband that love her despite her
condition, he did not send her away when he was made the governor,
vice president, and the president of Federal republic of Nigeria. God
have not finish with her, God can even make her to speak better than
you tomorrow. It is possible.

I Thank God for her, born into a poor family, she did't have access to good education, she does't know how to speak good english, but the good God blessed her with a good husband that love her despite her condition, he did not send her away when he was made the governor, vice president, and the president of Federal republic of Nigeria. God have not finish with her, God can even make her to speak better than you tomorrow. It is possible.

Tallesty1: Lies

You are right . Tell them lies, but not all, 90percent will fall for it, depending on you.

Woged2005: Thanks for the contribution. Honestly, I SMH on people who try to blame this on the size of the woman's tract. Obviously they have little knowledge of the anatomy of the woman's body. Please for their information the size of a woman's tract has nothing to do with her being promiscuous or not rather on the fatty tissues that line the tract. Skinny girls have less tissues and obviously appear wider while fat ladies have a lot of fatty tissues lining the tract and appear tighter. However, some men like it wide, some like it tight. Different strokes. Don't judge the lady by how wide her tract is.

Yes, you are right, but you forget to mention or state that, even the skinny person's pusy can not be so deep and large if big size of joystick did't go in there always.

There is something fishing and smelling about this car, is either the car is stolen car for hiding the number and for packing the car in the bush. Or do you leave in the bush? Somebody should becareful before become an bhfhvhjg

@OP,How much were you paid to post this nonses here?

This list is too much to read. I hope that Delta State Governor's name is not on the list

you no get handwork

@op, that useless man do not deserve any kudos, not even a clap. kudos for what, what has he don, he is the wost GOVERNOR so far. look at ANAMBRA State

Is this man crazy? why is he comparing these animals, with N.D millitant?
Federal Government should arrest this boko haram sponsor, he is no longer hiding it. he has said it all.

Teflony: These are some crazy things I noticed on my whatsapp list:

Someone on his status:
"Sleeping"
Since 3 days!
The guy is probably dead.

2) Some one is "Driving" since 5 days!
Na dubai u dey go?

3) Another girl has been " happy" since 3 days!!
Are you already in paradise?!!

4) Another guys status has been "Hey there! I'm using whatsapp"
For 3 months now.
I know!! That's why you are on my list

5) Another one has been "at da movies for the past 6 weeks"!!
You dey sell popcorn dia?!!!

#copied#

Guy no be say you talk. Help to ask this girl the wrote cooking on her status, if na stone she the cook for the past four weeks?

Teflony: These are some crazy things I noticed on my whatsapp list:

Someone on his status:
"Sleeping"
Since 3 days!
The guy is probably dead.

2) Some one is "Driving" since 5 days!
Na dubai u dey go?

3) Another girl has been " happy" since 3 days!!
Are you already in paradise?!!

4) Another guys status has been "Hey there! I'm using whatsapp"
For 3 months now.
I know!! That's why you are on my list

5) Another one has been "at da movies for the past 6 weeks"!!
You dey sell popcorn dia?!!!

#copied#

Guy no be say you talk. Help to ask this girl the wrote cooking on her status, if na stone she the cook for the past four weeks

Blockus: God will Punish Jonathan.

What business does the F.G have with Hajj?!

We are in a crisis period with Boko Haram slaughtering Nigerians every week with impunity and now the super deadly Ebola Virus has joined and we are busy sending a delegation to Hajj in Saudi Arabia.


I swear this Nation matter don tire me.


#No Offence to Muslims, this is not about religion, just the stupidity of our Government.

And also with you.

I pity the people that patronize this your foolish brain

Kalvan: That fukboy is not my president. My presidents are Obama and General Buhari(Rtd).

Go and hide because GEJ will be till 2019.

kastonkastrol: yeah i have a problem with the first picture........ Mind you, her(pej) husband(gej) is not a made politician but only a lucky somebody who takes advantages of other folks "undoings" to get to the top... Politicians are smart, competent and a little bit sane, but mr gej lacks all these three qualities because he is dumb, clueless and very incompetent

Enemy of progress. You can't change what has been made. You like it or not GEJ till 2019.

O boy nawa for you, So our presido fit dey do all this thing wen you mentione and you still dey call incompetent and weak president? Go get a life man, this part will not help you.

@Op, come are you dreaming?

Killings in the North, the Region that Wants One Nigeria by all Means:
1)1980 May: 2467 Christians killed in Zaria.
2) 1980 December 18‐20 Riots in Kano. The Maitatsine sect, 4,177 were
killed.
3) 1982 September 29-October 3. Disturbances in Kaduna, Kaduna State.
53 killed and many churches were burned. 4) 1982 October 29‐30. Further trouble in Maiduguri, Borno State by the
Maitatsine sects. 118 died.
5) 1984 February 27-March 5. Disturbance in Yola, then Gongola State by
the Maitatsine sect, 568 died. Mostly Christians.
6) 1985 April 26‐28: Riot in Gombe, Bauchi State by the Maitatsine sect.
105 Mostly Christians died. 7) 1987 March 5th and following days. In Kafanchan, Kaduna State,
Christians and Muslims clash at the College of Education.100 Churches were
burnt.
1987 March. Katsina, Funtua, Zaria, Gussau and Kaduna (Kaduna State).
A wave of religious riots, many churches were burnt and property
destroyed, and many lives were lost. 9) 1991 April In Katsina, several lives were lost. Shiite sect in Katsina led by
Malam Yahaya Yakubu stired up trouble.
10)1991 April, in Tafawa Balewa University(Bauchi State) over 200 lives
were lost with properties and 20 churches destroyed.
11) 1991 October 14‐ 15. In Kano, the attempt of the Izala sect to stop
Rev. Bonnke from preaching became violent. Thousands of Christians died and property destroyed. Conservative estimates (3800)
12) 1992 February 6th and then May 15‐16: Zango Kataf, Zaria, Kaduna
State Communal clash becomes a religious clash, with lives and property
destroyed.
13) Funtua (Katsina State). Kalakato religious sect assaulted a village head.
50 lives were lost and properties destroyed. 14) 1999.May 20. Muslim‐Christian riots in Kaduna, for three days, several
hundred were feared dead. 3200 conservative estimate, mostly Christians.
15) 1999. July 18: Hausa and Yoruba riot in Shagamu, over 60 are killed.
This led to trouble in Kano where over 70 were killed.
16) 2000 August 11. About 200 were killed as the army intervened in
Taraba State. 18) 2000 October. Sharia Law in is introduced in Zamfara State.
19) 2000 February. Riots in Kaduna over the introduction of Sharia. Over
400 are killed. Mostly Christians.
20) 2001 September 7. Christian‐Muslim conflicts in Jos. Over 500 are
killed.
21) 2001 October 12‐14 In Kano, there were anti‐American riots, because of USA intervention in Afghanistan. At least 350 are killed Mostly Christians.
22) 2006 February:Sectarian violence sparked by cartoons of Islam’s most
revered figure spread to 11 Nigerian cities resulting in the burning of 28
churches and pushing the total death toll to more than 650.
Well, according to northerners, GEJ was responsible for the above history.
Their argument is that North has always been peaceful before the emergence of GEJ. The above recap shows North has always enjoyed
spilling the blood of innocent Nigerians mostly Christians, yet they want
one Nigeria. What an irony

Good Man, what is your motive. Hidden

Nice move proff, you can only win in Delta when you join the pdp