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ASUU Don dey feel am

From the above statement it is clear that they will call it off
Or better still it has already been called off just that it has not been officially announced

Alright o
We are waiting for their SMS

Hmmm naija
Edo own end on Thursday

Isoright

Okay

This is a good news for indomie generation
We the men soak our system and blood with strong booze

Okay

Fuckkkk
Am a swimmer
Girls are like swimming pool
Just go in and swim
Don't giveve a fuckkkk who have been swimming before you
Don't give a fuckkkk who will swim after you are done with your own swimming
Infact don't give a fuckkkk who is swimming with you as you are swimming

Sex is too sweet
Although some sexual infection are very annoying that is why condom is there
Remember a girl gave me one. After three weeks before my body start itching me including my dick and the tip of dick was forming painless sore. I was told it was fungal infection from a woman I slept with then I took injection and drugs and volllla the whole shitt was gone
But now i don't introduce my dickkk into a juicy pussy with out condom

And have come to realize women are more comfortable with sexual infection than men
It is like it doesn't disturb them physically but destroy them internally. That is why they can live with it without them knowing

Okay
Jesus is one broke asss dude or rather one low budget asss son of a broke carpenter through him one imaginary being called God was able to deceive the universe of his existence

Humans are cursed
Africanns are worse

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Timagex:
. You mean say, u see death face to face?

Bros nor be lie o
I nearly die
Shame na im i take finish am

futurist369:
Bros just dey careful sha

No wahalar
We dey use sense

futurist369:
lol boss me just dey feel your vibes... Your rugged nature

Na the street
The street nor funny

jtjohn:
My broda oil dey your head.....u not far from the truth...after my experience over the inec recruitment in Edo state I just decided not to involve myself in BBn because its all scam...those selected already know them self.

Yes na

futurist369:
Benin people and una slings eh, which one be kpolee again

Kpolee na smoke

futurist369:
abeg tell Osazie make I'm wrap small weed for me lah

You also dey kpoleee?
If so nor worry
We go update one thousand Naira weed later

futurist369:
Freeman bubble I just dey quote you since and you no dey reply abi?

Bros i dey here o

Okay

Women always pretend to love themselves.
But deep down in their heart is jealousy and hatred. Even in public they display affection for one another but it is not genuine

Jennifer: hi Cynthia, how are you doing?
Cynthia: am fine sweetheart
Jennifer: are you at home, what did you cook am coming o
Cynthia: sweetheart am at home. Come i will prepare rice
After the call. Deep in Cynthia's heart is like this witch want still come again with her wahalar

But for guys you hear things like
Jerry: idiot, how far
Kelvin: your father. See that game when you say make i play goal goal na im cut my hundred thousand
Jerry: you dey house?
Kelvin: yes na
Jerry: wetin you cook?
Kelvin: nothing o. Na Garry i even drink sleep yesterday. Na my last two hundred naira i take play that game yesterday. But show first we fit enter them Daniel side or we go just huzzle pepper and Maggie take run this two cup of rice.
You go enter class tomorrow?
Jerry: no level for class. I even see your babe this afternoon for ekosodin. That your babe dey wide for waist anyhow. You sure say na only you one dey bang that girl
Kelvin: that na clear matter na. Girls na like swimming pool. Just enter make you swim your own. Nor reason who don swim before, nor also reason who go swim after you don swim Finish. In fact nor reason who dey follow you swim as you dey swim.



Guys we pretend to hate each other but deep down we love each other

Ok

Isoright
Him be want die before?
You go know where son

We will all be here together to see your master being chased to daura.
Your master don fight corruption reach. We are satisfied with his little effort.



Am not a member of the APC nor PDP
Am not from the north or east or west
Am a Bini


I think your master should jail whoever is corrupt
Na una time una dey so


When pdp go enter power them go also do their own
As smart Nigerians when we be we go dey observe the two political parties dey fight corruption without them realising it
That is why every four years we supposed dey change them make them for kill and fight themselves
Them think say them get sense.

With these Nigeria will get rid off thieve

Okay
Marathon nor be moi moi o
All those Kenyans and Ethiopian dey try o.
He be like say all those people nor dey enter transport go anywhere for their country. Na run them dey run go market, work and school

Na when i try am for uniben marathon last year na im i take know say that thing hard
Although i was able to finish but during the race it seems my whole heart was about to jump out. After the race i didn't get myself back for two days. I was drinking liquid of all types.

Dano4real:
Am just hearing this o
I registered in Benin, but travelled to Lagos. Haven't received any message and I just relaxed....

Is it still possible to gatecrash before the election?

What are you gate crashing again Bros?
The training has ended

Juggernauts:
was it the question you snapped and sent here?

Yes

Samisha500:
TOMORROW WILL BE THE THIRD TRAINING HERE IN LAGOS, IKORODU...WHAT ARE WE EXPECTING AGAIN AFTER THE TRAINING??

@MASTERMIND
@FREEMANBUBBLE
ANY OTHER PERSON WHO CAN EXPLAIN BRIEFLY...

THANKS

Test
After test go home and wait for the final list

You better not proceed with the sex
Because these girls might have vagina candidiasis
Yeast infection

Dano4real:
I thought training in Benin has ended?

Yes since on Thursday.
And there was a test

luminouz:
U be G jare....
Slim gehs can swallow anything o...
And they always have thigh gaps....
Girls with no thigh gaps and thick most times have tight pussies!

The thing is all girls can accommodate any size of dick if they want to. Whether slim or the ones without thigh gaps

Just that the slim ones always feel uncomfortable when you insert your dick at first.

luminouz:
I'm never wrong in this!!!
Ur just a learner!!!

Nope am not
Am a professional in this field


i don't do relationship
Am a swimmer
A swimmer is a guy who see ladies as swimming pool
Just go in and swim
Don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before your entered
Don't give a fuckkk who will swim after you are done with your own swimming
And don't give a fuckkk who is swimming with you as you are swimming

kollinzgee:
MAKE YOUR APPROACH WITH FRIENDSHIP ATTITUDE

the fastest and easy way to get your target attention is to approach her like your male friend you have not seen for a long time .if you read through my old post you will see where i taught guys how to approach thats exactly how to do it .you must be funny and think fast and burst her bubbles on a steady till you get her contacts and leave.if you meet the ones that have bad attitude dont let it get to you leave them and move on besides you cant have all the girls .make sure you sound very interesting so she will like to meet you again .

You are on point

luminouz:
Girls with thigh gaps have loose pussies....all I have met!!!

Nope you are wrong
They are tight

greatnaija01:
wow.... SOON someone will write how to do yahoo with exact details of herbalists and names of charms and methods of how to get PANTS.....

its sad o.... sad that people like you can not keep your ideas to yourself.
NO ONE IS PERFECT but DECENCY IS A MAJOR CHOICE.

So as the future of the NATION is about to be decided in election.... YOUR DIK HEAD is thinking of how to ELECT GIRLS FOR SOLELY SEX... well one day I hope you will get old and have stories for your kids.

Shut da fuckkk up

As for me i don't do relationship
Am a swimmer
A swimmer is a guy who see ladies as swimming pool
Just go in and swim
Don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before your entered
Don't give a fuckkk who will swim after you are done with your own swimming
And don't give a fuckkk who is swimming with you as you are swimming