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I'm back folks, nothing like left over spaghetti and fried chicken,


I read your response hollandis, very sweet but I'd be very bored if all you want to do on our first date is talk, I'm sure a dude like you would be able to come up with more creative things to do on a date. Talking is good dear but knowing me I'll fall asleep and that would be very rude to you.

Nigerian men sef the bobo can't even give me an answer.


@ Toyinrayo

My tommy is making funny noises, I better go raid the kitchen, I'll be back later.

debosky:
I can answer those questions on his behalf ""

1. date location: dairy farm

2. date meal: milk, cheese and yoghurt

3. reason: his name is hollandis - a popular brand of milk

4. kiss or no kiss: well you have to be a cow

lmao!!! you are soooo mean

toyinrayo:
LOL. . . . goodnight o

where you dey go,

Mr. Hollandis, since you such a real man and a gentle man I hope. If You was to take me out on our first date, where would you take me and why. Also do you kiss on the first date. Just a couple of questions if you don't mind me asking.

toyinrayo:
LOL. . . you're not serious o

Like a heart attack I am. I love to see men suffer. I get off on that.

toyinrayo:
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yes o. . .but we were just playing.

@hollandis
you sure that was a dream?

I know now, I wanted the bobo to beg me, I need to do some shakara(play hard to get) tonight haba!!

I hope I don't hurt your feelings hollandis, Nigerian men scare the hell out of me so I try so hard never to get too close. But I'm sure we all can be friends

toyinrayo:
LOL. . . .i no see my name jo. . .it's your name. abi, hollandis, is it not for Freewilly? look, i can tell she's already grinning from ear to ear. . . eyah, love on nairaland dey buzzz oh ^{**buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz**}

roflmao!!!!! make I catch you first

@ Toyinrayo this bobo like you oh!!! this one way he dey write poem for you. The thing fear me

toyinrayo:
LOL. . . .but little ceaser pizza is kind of good, though. just dried sometimes or too greasy sometimes.

I hear you on that girl I know some times when I'm short changed little caesars always came to the rescue

toyinrayo:
LOL. . . .abi o.

@hollandis
just know i dnt take monopoly money. . .

I know that's right. Typical Nigerian man, watch him try and order $5.00 pizza from little Caesars for hot babes like us

Love is blind and comes in different shapes and sizes

@ hollandis


Yes oh!! we here so what do you have to offer us, it's not everyday you have two hot babes like us in your mist

toyinrayo:
hollandis, don't you fear, toyintoyin is here. i found a girl for you. . . FREEWILLY (plz o, dnt yab me o, am doing you both a favor)

you no well for head

Maybe we need to find you a girl so can can stop being so lonely. I hate to see a grown man like you suffer from loneliness

awwww how come you don't have a girl friend

+osisi:
I couldn't help but notice the ages of the deported criminals
What are 60 year old and fifty something year olds doing traficking drugs?
Are we that cursed in Nigeria that even our criminals don't know when to retire?
I wouldn't suppose these people in their forties and fifties just recently took up a new "profession" and happened to get caught on their "maiden voyage".
What did they do with previous "profits".

Goes to prove that crime never pays.

I was surprised to see the ages of the traffickers too, but knowing the pressure Nigerians back home put on Nigerians here in America I was less surprised. You've been in America for twenty years and you don't have a mansion in the village, look at Emeka his only being in America for two years and he has a mansion in the village and building and Estate in Lagos, are you sure you in the same America.

Pressure from back home can lead a weak at heart to do such horrific things like drug trafficking. Not That I would ever do a thing like that. Knowing me, I'd probably smoke all the drugs before it gets to the pick up point. j/k

smol:
@ toyinrayo
i know just where you can find your perfect man. just locate the nearest zoo and ask to see the chimp, hes quite handsome. and hes got lots of bananas, u can trade them 4 a lexus

It takes a chimp to know a chimp

*see no evil* *hear no evil* *say no evil* smell no evil*

toyinrayo:
I don't think he owns a mirror

My dear you are so right,

Dude have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately,

So what do you want us to do, I'll a little confused here

Whoever screams shotgun first seats in front



To ride shotgun is to sit in the front passenger seat when riding a car or other vehicle, a phrase commonly heard in the United States, Canada, New Zealand and Australia. Due to the influence of American popular culture it is also heard in several European countries such as Iceland, Ireland, Denmark and the United Kingdom, as well as other countries with large English-speaking populations such as South Africa and Israel. In contemporary tradition, in order to claim the seat, one must "call shotgun" according to some set of informal rules. To call shotgun is, at minimum, to yell out "shotgun" either while in sight of the vehicle or while discussing riding in the vehicle.

msanda:
Wow!!! I'm so impressed!

She can recite the alphabet from A to D. . .

Can you teach me the rest master since you brighter than the rest of us. What a dumb freak, Toyinrayo why are we even wasting our time with this loser, you can tell his only seeking attention he never gets from his wife. You should be ashamed of yourself msanda your mates are up and hustling and you out here messing around on the computer this early in the morning. * nonsense*

@ msanda


A is for Apple

B is for Ball

C is for Cat

D is for Dog

Do you want me to go on because it's going to cost you. I can be your your lesson teacher.

Lmao!!!! Mr English Prof don't know what a paragraph is, I wonder where he got his Degree in English from

msanda:
Quick one. Try to use paragraphs. You'll sound clearer.

@freewilly

Pele, now. And if u like, vex.

I'm no English Major, but I don't think there was a need for a paragraph in that post. Also oga Prof, this is what a paragraph is:

Typically, a paragraph starts with a main point which is followed by supporting details. The non-fiction paragraph usually begins with the general and moves towards the more specific so as to advance an argument or point of view. Each paragraph builds on what came before and lays the ground for what comes next. Paragraphs generally range two to eight sentences all combined in a single paragraphed statement. In prose fiction and literary writing paragraph structure is more abstract, depending on the writer's technique and the action of the narrative. Facts and parts of the narrative are ordered to achieve poignancy and support rhetorical devices. A paragraph in prose fiction can start with a single detail and enlarge the picture with successive details, for example, but it is just as common for the point of a prose paragraph to occur in the middle or the end. A paragraph can be as short as one word or run the length of multiple pages, and may consist of one or many sentences. When dialog is being quoted in fiction, a new paragraph is used each time the person being quoted changes

msanda:
Damn! Freewilly is a girl? Ouch! Ok, do I need to apologise for that?

Dude I'm not even messing with you, you not even worth the time of day you better go open up the cybercafe before your oga catch you wasting time on the Internet