₦airaland Forum

Busta:
Geez! what planet are u floating on?

Planet of the "titans"

Hey Thug Life do you know you the only guy amidst all these ladies, woman wrapper like you . go find the guys to play with

iice you too watch TV you get job so

Thug Life:
9ger is not jaga jaga if you are living in a cool area
am sure you live in ghetto because you accept that they will soon take your light

Oh my God you are the biggest instigator ever, see as you the take tactic yap this poor girl

I have a feeling sexytitan is just looking for trouble, Girl NEPA never take una light ?

Have you noticed it's Friday night and I'm still in front of the computer hate being broke *** I need a boytoy***

@ poster.


Yes I'm poor and proud, I'm a struggling full time student paying my way through school, yes I'm poor can you pay my rent for just this month.

Thanks dear, I 've always thought those two where the same, now I can rest.

Now I dieing to know who this N-joy is, abeg toyinrayo fill me in before I pass out

I love everything about my favorite band in the whole world "DISTURBED"

http://www.disturbed1.com/main.html

@ poster.

Maybe if you fill out your profile properly folks may welcome you.

hmmmm!!! who do I pick now

@ busygal


You sure say no be him answer the phone when your bobo called. [runs and takes cover]

passionwit:
get busy stupid people, remember you're paying for your internet and im aiint paying shyte over here,

What in Gods name is "aiint paying" My goodness, it gives me the runs when I see educated Nigerians trying to speak or act like thugs. 

ifyalways:
even you willy willy

you think say na only you sabi good think

busygal:
obotutuoko or what ever u call yourself!

UR GIRLFRIEND FLIRTS AROUND AND BLAMES IT ON THE NETWORK
DOES NOT MAKES ME THESAME WITH HER.
WHY WOULD I BRING THIS UP IF I WAS ACTUALLY MESSING AROUND?
COME 2 THINK OF IT! WHO'S goddam BUSINESS IS IT IF I MESS AROUND?

PLEASE MY DEAR! IF You'VE GO NOTHING SENSEIBLE 2 SAY, THEN KINDLY
Bleep OFF

calm down abeg no kill the bobo

@ ify

when this union between you and seun happen remember me oh! i can just see at least 7 kids for you guys awwwwww

@ poster.

Which is more annoying or even more dangerous, going out on a date with a stranger or giving a stranger your cell phone number that can not be traced by the average Joe.

I'll like to visit Saudi Arabia, I know I can find me a stinky rich Alhaji to spoil me.

And the joke is?

Red bull and vodka is the best cocktail ever everyone should try it

Toyin dear abeg take am easy with the bobo before he goes poster and start shooting people in the mall for no reason. Enough with the psycho killings Come to think  it, why do some of these guys think the can post their rubbish on Nairaland and girls in Nigerian will flock around there ugly asses.

Don't want to start any wahala, but what man won't want to marry an igbo girl for crying out loud. But I'm sure Yoruba and Hausa girls have their special features too.

My dear I just dey. come oh the story on NL is that you and niceuzor be item you this girl na wa for you!!!

@ rosecare.


I be igbo so don't do the mistake but come on now, na only igbo people dey NL?

Every where you turn now on NL Igbo threads, una thinks say na only Igbo dey NL

toyinrayo:
@post
wow. . . .


@Ife
and why didn't you tell me you had a little sth sth going on here. and here i though we were friends. . .na wa for u o.

My dear the thing surprise me too where that girl dey sef I've not seen her all day. She has some major explaining to do. Ify make sure you remember me when wedding bells start to ring oh!!! I don talk my own.

Awwww I forgot to nominate his Excellency the honorable moderator himself Seun Osewa. " I better get a free ban pass for saying all those things"

ADICK:
Sirop babe,
don't worry about dese other females, dey are jealous of you. You come bak to Naijaland. I will stimulate yur mind. You wil be having a goodtime while the other women will be b reakig their sandals in some mall.

Dude jokes apart, what can you seriously offer a girl to stimulate her mind these days she can't buy from a shopping mall?

She's good but her career peaked in the 80's too old for me.