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me

Hi at you.

For those who were shouting Nigeria doesn't need a foreign coach, we must use a local one bla bla bla. I feel Gernot Rohr have shown that what we needed all this while is a competent coach and nothing else. We were not short of quality players. We just lacked a good, qualified and tactical coach. I mean, the Eagles are a delight to watch now. Away to Zambia was a tactical master piece, so was the match against The Desert Foxes in Uyo. That was a game we would have been beaten by the Algerians. Bottom line is, the NFF made a good decision in getting a good coach, irrespective of where he comes from, and we are reaping the benefits now.

What a Week!!!

Donald Trump is the president-elect of the self-acclaimed free world, America. I mean, ‘Your Excellency President Trump sir’! I laugh out loud. The whole election chagrin had got me thinking how we care as Nigerians about frivolous things and nick our mind off the real troubles we face as a people and as a nation.

Two things happened this week that made a light of what the GOAT Jesus had said some two thousand years ago. In the last days, many false prophets will abound with frivolous prophecies. I would imagine these so called prophets, many of you believe, adore and worship more than God himself, are no different from our youths who gamble on soccer bets using odds, permutation and pure logic. If Barcelona is playing a weaker team, the permutation is worked out based on Barca’s present form, the recent results between the pair and other logic. Truth is, your prophet use logic for predictions. Your pastor is just another NairaBet player.

A certain ‘Man of God’ had said he saw a vision. A revelation from God which, according to the pastor, showed the winner of the election. He said the election was going to be very close. He said the winner will encounter challenges at the beginning of his administration. He then said the winner would be a woman. Everyone, bar few people in this country, thought the winner of the election was going to be a woman. America’s elections for the past two decades have always been a close call. And no one resumes a new job without initial difficulties and settling down challenges. I mean, I’m facing one currently. You see, your prophet thought of all these permutations, followed the polls, watched CNN far too long and made his bet. If only he had been watching FOXtv! Your pastor failed.

In another classical twist, a prophet was arrested this week in Lagos for defrauding bank customers after giving them fake prophecies. A police source claimed the woman prophet is a member of a four-man syndicate.

The police source said:

“In her statement, she confessed that the syndicate’s mode of operation was to lurk around bank premises, while her role was to accost a bank customer suspected to be with money.

“The suspect explained that she would pretend that she was new in Lagos and asked for direction from the victim. Simon would subsequently make shocking spiritual revelations about her victim, after which she would advise that a special prayer must be offered for the victim.

“The next move was to take the victim to a nearby place where the three other accomplices were waiting and they would replace the money withdrawn by the victim with disposable papers, covered with a few Naira notes.”

Remember. Logic, permutation and trends aid predictions. Many of your prophets are just 9jaBet players in collar. Use your head. Religion is a snare. Your ‘Men of God’ are fallible. Be guided.

Do note that GOAT means Greatest of all Time.

Be kind enough to share your thoughts with me in the comment section.

Cheers to a soothing weekend.

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UKBobo:
Lucky dem no dey for Kano or Abuja. Imam go tell followers to start sharpening their machete

Lol..... Where in Kano and Abuja so I can give you the address of the nearest Kingdom Hall to your location.

Truth is no religion has been persecuted and KILLED for their faith than JWs. Hitler Germany readily comes to mind.

mohlanforex:
they should go as far as maiduguri to preach christ. i won't take them seriouse untill they visit maiduguri, damboa, chibok, baga, bama, mongonu and shambisa.

Lol.... Should you not be surprised to hear that they are ACTUALLY in this places younliated and in over 270 countries of the world?

Some thinks it's a Nigerian religion. But it's all over the world and the good part is they learn and teach the same thing worldwide. Same Awake you read here is enjoyed in SaoTome, Nepal, India, Columbia and the rest.

Hi....

When a movie actress knows more than a queen. When uche jumbo is more exposed than wuraola. When you want equal right but you weren't created equal. When Eve was created after Adam to serve as a compliment to him.

When you are wiser than God, then you're a Uche Jumbo.

Good one.

Nice gift.

But some questions.

Was it necessary for this parents to still produce a banner and let the world know they are givingbtheir own son a gift?

Yeah, I know it's a big gift but he's their blood. No gift is too big for him. Putting a banner in it so people will know they've given him is just the typical Nigeria way of showing off.

Like I said, nice gift and congratulations to him.

Brymo that's still struggling with his own career and looking for his own money should now come and pay your school fees ba?

The guy even says his name is Young Pablo. I laugh. Be like say he no know wetin/who Pablo be sha.

Nigerians are just abusing the whole celebrity dash me money thing.

I felel he wasn't harsh ooo. Baba just told him the truth.

No chill.

Very nice interior.

Confirm swags by the couple and friend.

Streamlined packaging all together.

But is it going to be a perfect marriage? You can never tell. As it has been proved overtime, a splendid wedding doesn't necessarily equates to a splendid wedding.

I'll prefer we focus on the marriage than the merry making of the wedding.

Why is it difficult to name names biko?

Money returned. Fine. But who stole it? Who returned it. When was it returned? How was it returned? These are pertinent questions that should be answered biko.

Sebi the Blame Game have started again. Very soon, the wadata people too will mention una as the sponsors too and the cycle continues.

Obama met an America that was short on confidence and economically managed. He didn't spend time whining. He hit it head on. The economy bounced back, Osama was dealt with and Afghanistan, Iran and Iraq were managed.

Governance is a continues process, not a four years, eight years thing. Get started and stop the blame game biko!!

This is the one if the reason I've not been a fan of Blogger. This feature is available on WordPress without any "ingenious knowhow". Hit like if you prefer WordPress, share if you're team blogger.

I strongly believe It's difficult to eat your cake and have it. You want to be a career woman and have a successful and balance home? It's pretty hard. Find a way to strike that Work-life balance. A Happy home is not just built by wealth. Don't make your husband spend greater time with the house maid than He spend with you. It's no excuse for him to misbehave But Why tempt him At all!

maryam6:
Our north would av been d best nd comfortable region in naija

No doubt about that maryam6

Quite revealing thoughts.

geobukky:

Lol, I thought that this man is overatted till the day I see peeps give testimony at RCF about escaping from his course... Nt once nt twice... The fear of bakare #Famous
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Lmaoooooooooooooooooo. He just has a wrong perspective as Regards teaching and impacting knowledge. I have tales to share from Bakare. That man made me give up on first class right from my 100l.

Hi Guys,

I'm just seeing this post and, of course, read through the comments. Kindly allow me to shared some thoughts with you.

1) Larutan is not a Sugar Mummy nor a scammer.
2) She's actually attracted to men from African origin.
3) She dated the Cameroon guy. Affirmative!
4) She's kind hearted and sincere.
5) She needs to be loved and seeks love. Can't help? Don't send abuse across.
6) She's responsible and takes care of her self.
7) I repeat, This is not a Scam!

How do I know all this?
She's my friend. Very Good friend and I love and respect her.



If you fit in her spec, kindly Let's her know.

Cheers.

The only achievement Oliseh has brought to the Eagles since He took over is Acrimony and Fight. I mean, Vincent is our best player by miles, this dude just Lost and buried his mother. Him reporting to camp should have attracted Glory and honour to him and not all these Oliseh is bringing up.

That's How He left out Ighalo and Mikel earlier until Tanzania nearly disgraced us. See Oga Oliseh, the Super Eagles is not the same as Super Sport studios you were running your coaching badges before you got the job. Mess with the players and you are done.

Never believed In the Oliseh guy But as my country people are more interested in sweet mouths and propaganda these days, He got the job.

#OkMyRantsAreOver

Mode 9 is a classic case of teaching Economics in the class room. If I were a lecturer, I'll compel my students to do a research piece on him.

See, as a producer of goods and services (Service here been music), you don't produce for the market base on What you like personally and What's most convenient for you. Well, unless It's a monopolistic market. In a case of a competitive market, It's the market (consumer ) that drives demand. As such, the service providers follows the trend.

If mode 9 wants to make Monet from this em rap music, grammar no go help him a bit. make him modify, simplify and brokenfy his lyrics. Then, tap on the acceptability of the raving arts like Ola and phyno. Do a duet with them and let Nigerians know your music. I know countless peeps who don't even know a chorus from any Mode 9 song.

#OkMyRantsAreOver

I keep stating that the Nigerian Comedy is a multi billion Naira sector now. If you know say you funny, rather than hoping to impress those girls with stretch mark in your street, better try horn your skill, learn the trade and see Where it will take you.

Timi's voice on a record always got me GeezeGeeze

Hope this isn't a case of quantity over quality? 23 tracks ke? Can't Wait to start reading the Wizkid - Davido "Who's better fans fight" below!

geobukky:
dont mind me ...did some digging... we hav a mutual nairalander... we were in the same corner *just a bunk or 2 apart* in iseyin camp... i think you entered one public speaking competition in camp that time, one other babe from aaua represented too

Hehehehehehehehehehehe. My hands are up. You Don win!!!

geobukky:
Aauaite? Iseyin camp?

Be like say the juju for your village strong gan ooooooooo

Joy83:


I believe Geobukky can do it also.... They are both excellent product from my alma mata.

Op can be good lecturer of Geology!

Do you mean to tell me you know PLENTY But Rubbish very well?

Joy83:
Using geology to unravel the earth...

Book Dey worry this OP aswear. A geologist who also wrote is a rarity. Geobukky can't Try this I'm sure.

Shebarh:
Iyanya looks like a dwarf

I think It's safe to say that Iyanya's role model is Tyrion Lanister!

Pretty funny entertainment news made the round the last
couples of weeks. While I’ve been sipping my lipton tea in
my Kermit state of mind, some of the news have repeatedly
been resonating like a dangling gong in my head. “Davido
revealed the cost of His OBO Necklace”, “Inyanya served
Groundnut and Hennessey to VIPs in his Abuja Album
Launch”, “Basket Mouth Blast Sean Tizzle”, “2face
FORTIFED party” bla bla bla…….


I’m particular concerned with Iyanya. Yes, Iyanya again!!!
I’m not trying to kill his career, as some people outrightly
accused me of the last time i wrote about him. Listen, he’s
my friend. He was once my favourite musician and i think
he’s talented. But some things have to be set straight. Some
truth have to be frankly spoken regardless of who’s been
hit.


Album launch is a serious business. In this country, so
many artists have raked in millions from the launch of their
album even before the first copy of the album is sold. Did
you just said how? Unlike the Americas or Britain, Album
launch in Nigeria is done with a House Warming and
“Naming Ceremony” flavour. While Jay-z and Beyonce will
debut their Albums on Itunne and Billboards, thier Nigerian
conterparts will rather make it an “Owambe affair” where
their fans and well-wishers will come and spray Naira. So
xwhen iyanya announced his Applaudise Album Launch in
Abuja, we all knew the format the Launch was going to
take. Regular’s fees and VIP charges were all structured
out. The Very Important and Rich fellas in the society will
out rightly dough out Four Hundred Thousand Naira Only.
An Amount an average Nigerian Student attending a public
University won’t spend in Five years (I’m even assuming the
student spilled oooo).


Royalty Bequest Royalty. If someone is forking out a VIP
Amount, shouldn’t he be getting a VIP treatment? It’s just
like flagging down a Taxi in Lagos. You sure know it’s
exclusive and expensive. As such, you won’t expect the
Driver to pick more people on the road. It’s just You and
You. It must be just You! It’s an unwritten rule. An unsigned
contract.


So how my “bloda” Iyanya ended up serving his VIP guests
and Fans Groundnut. That’s EPA!!! Calling it groundnut may
even makes it Behind. One of the angry guest was quoted as
saying:


“When I told my wife that I got a table at iyanya’s album
launch, she was ecstatic because the singer is one of her
favorites. It came to us as a rude shock when we were
served groundnuts and Hennessy. I mean we paid
N400,000 just to be given groundnuts?”


And should the Season film should have ended there? Nah!
Here the statement from his management team:


“Go and check iyanya’s promotion for the album, we did
not promise anybody that we would put anything on the
table. If you are sitting on the table, it is premium. iyanya
gave them a proper show for three hours. iyanya and I
were not in charge of what would be put on the table,”


So who should have been in charge of what’s on the guest
table? Who is pocketing the #400,000.00 the guest paid?
Whose brand and name is on the Show IV? Whose name
brought the guest to the event? It’s one thing to be an inept
artist, but to have an inept management just sums it up.
#OkMyRantsAreOver


As always, your views and comments are ever welcomed in
the comment section below.


https://asatmedia./2015/09/30/the-unbridling-case-of-nigeria-entertainment/

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