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Eiyaa. They call me father-christmas come I will father the baby. Let me warn you, don't loose that baby come-what-may. Abortion is not an answer.

Na now una wake-up abi? You are loosing quote me!

How? Foreign rice is still cheaper than local rice and still available. The data collation system is questionable.

Last week, I saw in a thread here on FP, a pic where some PDP goats hijacked Edo State Polytechnic from the Gov. The goats stopped Oshio from paying salaries and renovating the glorified community secondary school.

I am just tired of all this "egg" wey una dey "breaking breaking" every day. This breaking of news without source or atleast picture, something concrete.
Okay, even the wording. You say you are going to rescue what? Is it the missing plane? Wildlife? 200 Girls? That one you say is secret.
If you are a parent, friend or relation of this little girls and everyday they keep giving/dashing you/your hope of seeing them the stroke that would have fired you by now would have been heard in Osun groove.
Pls, stop breaking this news to us and START SHOWING THESE GIRLS TO US. God will bless you as you do this.

Bro Neuer, abeg parkwell. The devil we know is better than the angel we don't know. CR7 works hard for his money, that's why he is the most followed footballer on twitter, most liked footballer on FCBK. You better port like Saka, even Rooney and Hazard don port. Port and get free #CR7shirt for my shop for Alaba( shop C, line R, #7) @BET_FORBES

Christ! I am disappointed. I was hoping to read about a car gift or even some cheap blingy birthday gift, instead I am reading "cameron and dis one love you". Women and their tricks. Enjoy.

Livingwalker:
I swear Google doesn't even know the answer

In America "anchor baby or child" is a slang used to describe to describe those babies born in there by aliens or immigrants who are yet to be granted. Citizenship status. Now this babies by virtue of place of birth are now citizens and can then anchor their parents or spouses to get awarded citizenship status.

Make I hear say this one happen for naija, infact there will even be a change of circumstance, cuz that guy wey dey waka with his friends with hands inside pocket around the garden go be the person wey dey weed the grass, while madam watches.
Abeg no kill me o. No talk say I talk am.

In a Forbes article last week, one in four Americans said they have lost control of their I'd online. My questio:
1. The data that was captured during Maurice Iwu days where is it?
2. National Identity card (twice)
3. SIM card registration
4. INEC again
5. International passport
All these resource where are they stored? Are they safe? What happens to all this info? Shall we go on giving out our biodata so cheaply and easily without asking questions? A time is coming when these data may come to hurt. You and I- Identity theft is real.

bestestgirl:
lmao @ your pic, na so e suppose be na!! The girls voiced out her frustrations, the guy was forming superman and so was dying in silence....


@Topic, I just pity the cute nose of that puppy, hope the tea/coffee isn't hot

Still on the matter, you didn't answer my question. If na woman now, volunteer answers go plenty.

Livingwalker:
I never feel heartbreak before so na im me ask Love advocates like una

Ask google, me am from France.

Can somebody see what am seeing? Looks like you an "anchor child" (if you are confused google it), her anchor to some immigrant status. You wonder why she hooked an imaginary pregnancy on you.
#advice: run. Don't bleep, else this time the pregnancy will be real. I don't know for you sha.

Conspiracy theorist can make you believe your *hit is medicine. Me, I dey look with one eye.

Every dog has a master.
I just dey trip for this pic.

Seriously, whoever cares to know should know that this BH thing is too complex, it is beyond this online fight we undertake here every other day.
Our DHQ tells us that US is not willing to support the war against BH, so who are those whites?
Our govt tell us that BH gets support from Al-Qaeda so who owns the $bills and for whom is it meant? Do you go to war front with guns or money?
I am getting confused and suspicious, because "this hand feels like Esau, but the voice is that of Jacob"

End time things. *shawo president na I'm she wan be. Tufiakwa.

They that live by the sword, dies by the same. Your juju will fail you one day, but my God will never fail you, Jesus is his name. In the name of Jesus we are victorious.

Pls Sir/Ma I lost my way, I am sorry who is Tonto Dyke? I just came back back from France.

*smiles*. Igbo is something else. Only small Philly weed can do this, now imagine if what he can do when warri weed is involved. He will just simply fly!

I lost of the number of times I came across that word "source" in this write-up. You better change it to chicken "sauce" cuz that LP party chairman, that Igbo man will not leave an alliance with a winning team "pdp" to a loosing team "apc"- unless apc carry better money come.

Nawao. I equate Ebola caregivers to our soldiers in Sambisa. RIP Dr Saliah you died with saving lives.

Smart ad.

Good for democracy in Burkina Faso. The guy mouth sha, hmmm no comment.

Who was staring at who?
*slap*Comot ur eyes jare.

The time is near. End time things is getting nearer.

honourlaja:
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Which fund raising tactics will u advice we go for:
1. Borrow From Bank?
2. Equity Finance (Sell Shares)?
3. Partner With A Wealthy Investor?

1. Which bank? Do you have a 2M collateral?m
2. Do you have funds to spare for the registration on the floor of the Exchange?
3. Best bet, if you have any with flexible repayment condition.

MeGaStReEt:
Congrats to them. Rare to see any failed marriage proposal though

Lwkmd. When you are successful, every other thing becomes mere formality.

RIP Mudex, you died with honour.
Meanwhile death to the BH dogs and their masters.

The woman come born original chinko. Lol. Chai, the man look am wella deny the pikin "dis one no be chinko product, otherwise tell me how e come wowo pass me?"

pendy79:
Who doesn't know he was involved. A lying man of SaTAN.

How convenient it is that he gave out the jet on lease few weeks to the botched money laundering or gun running business, how convenient it was for the NSA to use same flight that was just recently leased out yet not licenced for such operations to be used to ferry the monies, how convenient that a private jet flew from the presidential wing of our Airport to break customs and immigration checks, how convenient that GEJ was at the handover of the so called DONATION by church members, how convenient it is that a FEDERAL GOVERNMENT can come forward to claim responsibility for a COVERT OPERATION, whats the essence of COVERT if not to deny if the deal goes awry but in our own case our FG came out singing that it is our money we ordered the purchase. See how convenient it is.

Only moronic and senseless Nigerians will believe the tales by moonlight story of a arm purchase. How many arms will $15million buy for the Nigerian Army? Yet the defence chiefs and the Minister of Defence does not know anything about the deal. An NSA who controls no boys scout or man-o-war is buying arms for his shooting practise and hunting exhibition.

Isnt the country Nigeria a joke? When it produces leaders who can't even use their commonsense

Seriously, you said it all. May I add that this a case of money laundering gone wrong. The rest of the story is a cover up. Funny enough, if yahoo boy collect $200 E people go fly come like housefly, but here My Bling Bling pastor gets a presidential cover. You wonder why Catholic Bishops(the conscience of our time) pulled out of CAN.

Godmother:
Serious mata! Lol. He too didn't try. He should have just told the guy he didn't have naa instead of giving 100 naira

Godmother how you go talk like that nah? Did the guy ask S.Sultan if he had money on him to spare? No. Beggars always assume you should always have money to spare them and a minimum at that! A beggar threw back my younger brother's #20 @ him infront of our church few weeks back saying that "na only #20 u fit dash me with ur big car and fine dress". My lil bro calmly picked his money back vowing never to dash again(afterall na we dey cause am, giving no be by force).
Ironically, if beggars applied their begging skills, ingenuity and persistence to a good cause they will excel more than many of those they beg from. But you see, the lure of quick cash they make from begging will not let them look inwards.