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The beauty outside and the beauty inside.
#plus the amount of indecency she got inside the bedroom (not outside).

Chai! This blog go get traffic o!

Oga Blink are you for real? You know say election time is around the corner, abeg make e no be campaign stunt.
Okay, am in. Just tell us what you are goin to name the campaign and I will design a blog around it to comprehensively update all and sundry on the latest regarding the campaign- my simple contribution free.

falconey:
Vanguard’s regional editor (North), Soni
Daniel, has noticed a pattern in President
Goodluck Jonathan’s handling of the Boko
Haram issue. In his opinion article, he
maintains it has become easy to predict
President Jonathan’s reaction to any attack,
as he would condemn the terrorists and vow
to deal with them. However, it may appear
that the stronger he President’s remarks
are, the more ruthless the terrorists
become.
Mr. Daniel then lists a number of occasions
when President Jonathan was forced to
condemn the actions of Boko Haram after yet
another attack, or promised to curb Boko
Haram’s activities in his speeches on various
political occasions.
After the Boko Haram’s November 10th, 2014,
attack on the Government Science School in
Potiskum, Yobe State, when scores of young
students were killed, Jonathan has promised to
“bring to justice” all those responsible for the
crime and “make them pay”
After Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (rtd.) was
attacked by Boko Haram in Kaduna on July 23,
2013, President Jonathan assured that the
Federal Government would continue and further
intensify its ongoing efforts to effectively curb
the menace of terrorism in the country. Again,
he denounced the “dastardly targeting of the
prominent political and religious leaders by
terrorists and enemies of the nation in an
odious attempt to inflame passions and
exacerbate disquiet, fear, insecurity and
sectional divisions in the country.”
In April, hundreds of Chibok town (Borno
State) schoolgirls were kidnapped from their
dormitories by Boko Haram, and, on the same
day, the tragic bombong in Nyanya, Abuja’s
suburb, occured. In May, a number of bombs
went off in various parts of Nigeria, killing and
injuring hundreds. Again, President Jonathan
condemned Boko Haram’s actions and assured
of the Army’s and securoty forces’ ceaseless
efforts to bring terrorism to a halt in Nigeria.
Ever since the Boko Haram’s ‘advent’ in Nigeria,
Mr. Daniel points out, President Jonathan uses
pretty much same words, expressions and
promises. Instead of talking about Boko Haram,
the President should consider starting to work
more to end the terror.

See as the guy the talk 'Jona's strategy' like say Jona de carry AK47 enter Sambisa. Bros na recruits and hunters de fight the fight, we na to talk the talk, Jona na to siddon look.

Bros, e funny how we memorize our boy/girl friends no's even indecency url's but don't know our emergency numbers (every state has fire fighter unit and no's).
I pray casualties will not be recorded.

FLAWLES:
Ur babe na ANINI.......

Op you need to stop befriending these type of low-lifers, abeg - no be say e dey show for face. You sef I dey suspect you, no puns.
#last bullet, repent from hugging women and settle down with one, Christ is coming soon.
Thank you @BET_FORBES

Because today is a sunday, I will advice you to repent of all evil thoughts and deeds and accept Christ in your life. You can only appreciate friendship with a pure heart.
Thank you. @BET_FORBES

Mehn this one nawao.
Mehn as a Traditional man, no! ( I guess same for Christians too)
As a business man, yes! (Only dating o. Afterall, the one you bleep without pay or underpays is no better).

Who is scared of Agbaje?

*itch.

I almost left like I came without comment. But I couldn't hold it back, cuz your post is like a bad wish for this African-American queen repping us hard. She is philantropist and self made. She has no cancer as I just checked her twitter handle right away.

Do you want to know how to make a girl impress you? Like giving you head happily and willingly.
Well, make tons of money. Come back and thank me.

tuoyoojo:
Choi! I remember how fly I used to feel den playing contra. I dey form bad guy dey shoot all d bad guys for d game

. I played duck hunt and almost broke our tv screen because d bird nor wan gree die!

Remembered wen I had to travel from warri to benin to buy my ps1. I felt like a king after saving my transport for more dan 6 months

I trek so tay, my shoe sole file finish. But d experience was worth it!

Sweet memories

All hail d op! Bros u too much

Tuoyo na you? You dey here so? Sorry I know a Tuoyo who stays in Enugu and recently relocated to Portharcourt. If that's you quote me pls.

If they never picked your pocket while watching these performers then you never had a childhood in the Nigerian streets- you be ajebo!

studio14:
I don't do politics I don't vote am an Igbo man I love buhari he is honest

Even Rochas claims to be Igbo. Story for another day.
The man Buhari knows the proverb "show me who you go with, and I will tell you who you are". If they are thieves and he is associating with thieves that leaves me wondering what he is.

Well not me. It was my cousin. We were young and had formed the habit of drinking late-nightly. The Dad had warned us severally but we wouldn't bulge. Then that very night, while on our way home around 1am, we got to this very lonely path and fiam, it was dirty slap. My cousin jumped and the drink cleared from his eyes, me I was already three poles away flying home Ben Johnson style. He saw nobody and no hand and so went around with the story that a ghost slapped him. That was the story.
#actually it was the Dad's friend who slapped him to teach him a lesson, it worked.

If you want to see a spirit, get the dead person's photo and look it over till you sleep with it, your mind will conjure up dreams with same or similar face, dreams you can relate to. Try it and come and thank me later

Morocco never tell us everything.
Qatar can host it, what's the big deal? They are not Africans right? (There ie always a first time) For them it will be a world cup pre-test. Anyways that country makes sense die, e better to go Qatar than Morocco for the people wey go go.

*speaking in tongue* yes yes, when you wear this you can actually see God, and the heart and thoughts of your enemies.
Sincerely, I like buying designers if I can afford it. But even if I can afford this, I won't buy it.

I don't watch NTA unless my subscription expires and so it did and I watched and lo and behold I saw Cyril Stober in suit/coat. Haba I ve never seen that before. I think they are copying Channels Tv dressing code. Trust NTA they can copy since Gala came to 9ja, I think 1880.

macdelene:
Lol, hw do u knw, I have done it 'without' or was it with u?

Sweery I don't do Mary J, but if you want to test what it feels without MaryJ you try me- they always come back for more- I assure you. It might even help your ministry.

macdelene:
So I should try it with him first abi? Ur ans shows that u are using weed with.

Yea that's what am talking about. You didn't tell us he talks like I do when he smokes the thing.

I smell something here. I recall Tinubu spent some time abroad. Hmmm. Looks like Tinubu has sold APC again to the highest bidder. Quote me.

Story for gods! Pure lubish.
This kinda news makes want to slap everything around me even mosquitoes. For every hardware ameriki makes their is a duplicate. Albeit inferior chinko model. Go china buy am( chinko or not once it will get those mofos killed period). Stay their telling me *hit about America till I slap the hangover out of your head.

Tubaba sorry for your loss. We miss ur papa- Oliviaa granpapa.
On a lighter note, the problem is that village people are looking up to you, after all these versace and bling bling, and plenty schildren( afterall each time you do "hang your trouser here" you always pay some token, and your own na highclass_ maheeda ish), so my brother na I'm cause am o oga. The villagers bliv say money bokwuu. Sorry boss. I feel ur loss.
You see what am talking, even my highclass sister below bliv say the thing plenty, abi na only to dey father pikin you sabi? You no go build house for them to make them proud?

Wait till you "do it" with him. Then you come back and tell us "what you think"-meanwhile I know you have done "without". We will pick it up from there.

One thing am very sure about is that NL has a diverse membership, maybe when this post gets to fp I hope to see someone confirm that he/she was 'promised money' to tout for GEJ/TAN and also how much.
It is interesting to know that youth of these days still let themselves be used, so sad. Despite the bombings goin on, yet one will still accept to be paid-not in advance- to be part of political rallies. Hmmm, if you die na suicide- no RIP.

And the reply will be, a drawing done with the toe of the right leg. Or a letter of this sort: My dearest apple of my eyes, the only sugar in my tea, the butter in my bread, I received your letter in good health ditto the assembly master. I cannot fathom the inestimable feeling I have for u. Lwkmd.

Hello Super-Mod can you help me put this on the fp, this is an on-goingg research and diverse inputs will be appreciated, thank you.
#facts&figures