ghettochyk:

ah ah, president from-from, i lapkuola? what time is it there anyways?

i never sleep, ana m eche tosh ka obia kporo m gaa city center ga anyi ga zoo ahia usu(bat, npere brother) Tosh were are u? Okwa nwa kenya ga abia ahia abali tata.

Bia Ikomi na GC odika nnenne enye go anu bribe to tackle me okwa ya.
I dey vex say we win Ghana una dey here dey worry me for my names.Make una carry time ooooh
Who no get two names sef. Fromuk na my igbo name, presido1 na my baptismal name, when i do confirmation another name go surface.
No be my fault na oga wey get NL do me baptism of fire.

What a fantastic performance from the SUPER EAGLES. I trust them to deliver and they did. Nwaneri was too comitted that all his chalenges was spot on.
Finally Nigeria 2, Ghana
Vorts!!! What a GOOD coach. Please let them increase his alawi to £150k a week.
C'MON Eagles.
Nigeria Vs CIV finals thats my prediction.
Any Objection?
WAITING

na me score d goal 1-0 9ja rules

Ikomi:

You've got me thinking now Ify. Ke'e ihe nga egoro Nnem.

Akwa jorji.
Ikocracy hapu new yr

From na ekele ndi no ebe a.
ify ole gi now?
kedu kwanu maka nwanne drogba?
Tosh gbachi ha nkiti, gaa city gaburu umu ihe, ma ndi bu gono na staphy any die na die but u no go die sha.
Fake

Ify nkem, hapu ndi irom nwa mkpi si na aha ya bu hysaint na obu ndi iro ya na akpo ya nwa mkpi na esi usi.
Bia metu m aka biko na ete go.

GC olia? agara m holidays since, alota go now.ndewoo.
ifunanya m bia ewe zi na iwe aringi oyi atugboo, bia gide m aka.
Ikocracy anuru m na 
Umuigbo Gudmon

nnenneigbo:

presi i che na m na egwu egwu abi? for this i won't pick up the phone for 2 weeks. watch

chei i no see this one ooooh madam na ewe kwa iwe na ezie. don't worry pres ga azutara gi akwa joji.

faketan:

Eyaa, onye kpasuru gi iwe nne. Sory apuru apu.

I gara inyi nsi ka obu mamiri. Nwa United ahu enye kwala goal oso.
Obughi kwa pres kpasuru ya iwe, odika obu fromuk.

How can two teams lose? i wanted man u to win cos of what spuds did to us

Ahuru m ya mana, i de vex. nwa angola ahu gara i'bia team anyi(Arsenal)
hate man You ha na emeri oge nile.

Man united star is running riot in Ghana. manuche has done it again with his head.

nnenneigbo:

onukwu igala

Nka opura gini? abeg no insult me otherwise edinye m ifunanya m ya meruoo gi ahu as fellow gyl.

faketan:

nnenne nwa sori. O buru na m chetara, akara m agwa gi na oge. Ma na nsogbu adighi.

Pres pres. Iwerela presi soo ya okweghi, I were fromuk bia. Nke a ga-adakwa maa afo n'ala

look amaghi m onye bu pres or whatever i have been using my user name since last year so dont confuse yourself or let nnenneawusa confuse you.

nnenneigbo:

Tosh, ify bukwa onye oji oooo, echem na o sosoo ndi ocha ka ngi na ha na ayi?

hapukwara from ify, or was it fake

oya ga wepu that sentance no na black, fake gba kwaa oku.
ify is not meant for two ppl. Just for FROMUK.
toshmann!! toshmann!! toshmann onye ugbo gburu obukwa nti chiri ya.
Agwa nti ma nti anughi egburu isi yara nti so kwa ala.
Hapuru nu m ify aka obu kwa my ifunanya.

toshmann:

nnenne why?
@presido
no weapon fashioned against tosh shall prosper
jump am pass

nnenne awusa si gi dont ask her why and u still ask.
Ina elekwa boolu, ofu onye angola na agba egwu ndi ohafia.
Tosh this is the last warning akpo zinne ify aha ma obu dee ya ede na threadia.
iwe na ewe m now

like i said(ur fav phrase) awughi m onye ahu onu na eche na awu m.

na like play like play e de start.

Tosh if i see u write de word ify again aga m abia ngwa onye nkuzi onu na iburu expo dee exam last week.
nwanyi a ana akpo nnenne jide kwa onu now or will be your case.
Ify nke m, etinyere m ngi na epkere yesterday na sabati anyi.
Ify i love u pass my moda, i will buy u nairaland, i will make toshwoman our houseboy with fake as assistant.
Ke ihe ozo i'choro aga m enyi gi ya.

Hey, am masef i no be presido. Fromuk is from be eliza.
so make una no say i be presido again
nnenneigbo be warned
fake dont be fooled by umu-nwanyi

ndewo nwunne
biko nu achoro m ify by all means, ify kedu ebe i'no
fake na tosh biko hapu kwanu ify aka she was born for me.
Ify ana m eche gi ebe a. all this is to welcome u

Igbo mma mma nu oooo,
kedu my darling Ifyalway? ana m e'miss big time .
nnenneigbo how are u, i'chete kwara onye muwa bu.
Faketan udo diri gi ooooooooo
Tosh umunwayi kedu maka ndi liverfool? ndewooo.
romeo de romeo el domingo feliz, cómo es sus mujeres
onye chiri nke ochiri ya zere.

Ify bia na ano m ebe a.

kedu kwa nu ify m?

Igbo dalu nu.
ify faky how now, idi kwa mma? kedu ka eke si anya sun.

Some peeps are weste of sparm.

Catch him and the Northern biz man, presecute all we are getting tired of all this rubish.

Hehehehehehehe well okpiri mu onu!!!!! kedu nnenneigbo.
Ifyalways kedu ka idi? i ga ada kwa mu obi? chei
Umuigbo hi. Ikomi ika di ndu? romanus anuru m na ilara enugu? ke maka ndi chime avenue?
Monshege,Ynot, etc a'landia ka land rover sports.
Nke onye na eme ya gazieeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Biko nu ndigbo obu presido na ekene o nu nile, ndi carbinet m si kwa mu kene o nu. na oge na adighi anya a ga m enwe kabinet reshuffle. Aha Toshman abanye go na ministry of Agriculture(ORU UGBO) and office ya ga abase na Kafanchan and Umunaede. Vita and Donzman _{i shake head} next reshuffle ka m tule ebe nga etinye unu na abu. Onye kwo maka coup ozo na ebe ofesia charge of felony. Ikomisim take note as CSO.
Ndigbo Gdeven onu nile.

We or Nigerian Govt lacks the mentality to get their priority right. Until we can be able to differentiate btw NEED and WANT and be self confidence we will for ever remain stagnant. I dont pray for such anyway.

It is very very suprising to see people in support of this charade, You cannot claim to fight corruption by being selective. Does it mean that the governors left are saints and the citizens of their states are not complaning of anything.
No body from delta state talks good of Ibori, same goes with Igbinedion and Odili of rivers state. why then are they still working free in Nigeria. It just a sensible nonsence to arrest some and leave some, may be they supported the 3rd term agenda or they are very close pal of ex president or even contributed part of their loot for the rigging of the last (R)SELECTION. We will never make any head way in nigeria if the law of the land is meant for some to obey and some are above the it.

Afam:

Selective fight against corruption is 100% better than no fight at all.

i can't beleive it that somebody made this contribution and feel proud about it. This shows that little or no light is at the end of the tunnel.

Its time will tell if this wind of change will remain sweet or turn bitter. _{I Weep for my beloved country}

Its a pity that he died but why him,? this question is begging for answer.[b][/b]

u too.wondaful dream