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Happy birthday to me i thank God for my life.

I have been awake since July 24 1992, the journey is not an easy one. I swear!

For the past 24yrs, the almighty God have bless my d!ck with 317 pvssies

I have sucked 209 pvssies, but the last one nearly killed me

my d!ck have disvirgined 21 girls.

Help me thank God

Bros why Condom don finish for market

cruzita:
bros na lie




last time I checked u still be virgin

Virgin? Even your mum will testify of what i did to her pvssy

The last girl i fvcked, her scream was that of a mosquito.

RIP to her, one her next life she should learn to be more careful.

Oboi the man na strong Baddo o the Bride toto go don dey cry for help

AngelAhnie:
you need serious help

Oh yeah, i really need help.

would you mind helping me out

TrapQueen77:
Do u suck ass too?

If you want me to suck you, just hola me and i will be at your service

Op just dey fvck dem dey go. Toto too sweet

Op just dey fvck dem dey go. Toto too sweet

TrapQueen77:
Calling her ugly... But u drilled her anyway coz her melons looks good but u never checked tat her punaney is rotten...

Continue sha!

I swear if i suck you ehn your life shall never remain thesame

Smellymouth:
Frozeen, my Gee.. You don come again abi?

Boda mi' you know say man can't do without fvck na.

TrapQueen77:
Hahahaha.. Good for u.... U sucked all her juicy virus and yeast and u swallowed it as if it was the fountain of life..


Btw, tats part of the Karma... These days KARMA is ain't a mere biitch anymore.



.

What concern Karma with pvssy sucking I was only doing her a favour.

Okay i meant this ugly girl on monday when i was coming back from a friends place, walahi this girl ugly nor be small,but one thing i love about her body is her pointed bwest so i approach her and give her my word, then we exchange numbers

I was surprised when she called this morning that she will like to come know my place

na so this girl con carry toto meet me for house oooooo, i fvck her like my life depends on it.

I nor know waitin carry my mouth go svck toto o

Now my stomach is paining me.
Somebody Help

CONFAMA:
I be think say na Lagos now. Inside which state is this. I can spare sometime and come visiting anytime soon.

In Delta State

obontami2:
No mind dem hypocrisy don finish their life


As if dem no wish for man wey go last long in bed like The op

babaly nor mind dem,

leave dem make dem dey hate

waitin i know be say my newly acquire sex skills don dey pay off

Toto sweat die

Naval Ship

sainttwist1:
op must related to lion or minister of information or somehow your name is close to lie.....Just saying

Hmmm what will be my gain if i'm lieing

Smellymouth:
"..Smellymouth baba na samusa i take carry this Okpo.., thank you for showing me the way..."



Hahahahhhaha.. Frozeen..Alaye, I hail you oo

I hear say Samosa girls dey hot now

They are very hot

My fellow nlander's, i don dey fvck for more than an hour plus now,
still i never cum o

obob this fvck sweet nor be small o

smellymouth baba na samusa i take carry this Okpo.., thank you for showing me the way.

Thank God say the girl dey cooperate,

Okay i want make una dey pray for me i dey fear make i nor go die this night oooooo

shoutout to obontami baba nla


Round 2 begins......... Now


i dey come


*Modified*

it's 2am and i never still cum...
What is happening
The medi i took is working like fire

i will wake up around 4:30am to continue

O lord help me...

Sex time table? I nor go gree o

DESNAT:
we shall see if they know

We shall see?

This man you know me atal sef

It's like you dey use ur life dey play this night

SANDOSKI:
Bestie I just weak for dat Op story....

Ok i understand

Irishrena1:
Why is it I don't get to see the names of these mods attached to threads but every now and then I see people copying lalasticlala etc. Where is lala's name around this thread pls?

@ OP. What's the title if this movie? I think I've seen it before I've forgotten the title though, pls remind me

dem dey edit the lala comot na

DESNAT:
the gods of VAHALA

him gods nor know say i be strong Demon?

DESNAT:
ooh so you never chop ban yet?

LOL who wan ban me?

Chrishandsome:
am just too young to be thinking of marriage now.

Toto go kill you this boy