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Awww poor Dencia. U haven't gone to bribe him yet with billions of naira

rationalmind: Keenly following as the E-lies start

Keenly following eyes roaming for any portable oiyeee bobo.

Boyish

icebebe: chai!! *faints* u are riceee oooooooooooo dats me oooooo

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icebebe: U follow me see wetin I see?

The same face, identical nose/forehead! The eyes too...Spooky

icebebe: Donno buh dat babe on white resemble me oooooooooooo

Jeeezz sooooo trueeee!

MadCow1: What!!

Niggas now be slitting their eyebrows, wearing tight 3/4 trousers and now piercing their nostrils and ears... And its swagga.

The Biitches all love that shiit now.

Now what we considered to be flaming in my days.. Is now considered metrosexual Today.


I cant seem to get this trend.

It's called CHANGE. The only constant thing in life .

yuzedo: and wear is your own horseband? Atole!

Ohh yuzedo! Where have u been?

IAMBREEZY: ooh hope you are doing great

Yea. Thanks

IAMBREEZY: same to you sweetie,where have you been hiding

Been busy with school.

Unibenstudent: U a control freak

no, of course not.

GPA5: LADY YI TIN YA WAYRAY. AJEKUTA MA MUMI. FOOLISH LADY FROM A BAD TRIBE (IBO )


#OMALE B...I...T..C...H

Hahahhahah this is hilarous! Your like a Toy to me right now me pressing the remote control, watching u go crazy! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Now cry hmmm Rice & pepper stew! Old Agbaya lyk u.

GPA5: MAD WOMAN. YOU ARE A FOOL

#RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Now u can cry Ewa Agoyin & mix it with Agege bread tears cryyyyy baby!

IAMBREEZY: This girl

Good morning dear. Happy sunday to u.

GPA5: HOW MARKET? HOPE YOUR CUSTOMERS PAY YOU WELL?

#WAYRAY, ASEWO

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Get ready to cry gbanga soup *CHILD!

sameer1212: even mee too dont gerrit

it ok, lemme explain to the best of my abilities. We all know that guys who have 1 main serious chic & other gals as their side chics don't like taking pictures with thoes other chics 4 fear that they might get exposed thru social media etc. So the best way for a side chic to get a pic from such guys/boos is by sneaking around to take them while the guy is Sleeping, busy or just unaware. U get now?

Lol hilarous!

*most peeps won't get the joke*

Spooky

Wow. U guys are over-reacting naw!

GPA5: I HAVE MARKED YOUR FACE. YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT PLAYING GAMES.


#B......I...T....C....H... SEE HOW SHE EXPOSED HER BR...EASTS. ON HER PP. ASHEWO

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u can now cry gbegiri soup.

GPA5: I CAN'T BLAME YOU. IT'S YOUR ELDERS AT HOME FAULT

YOU LACK HOME TRAINING

B..I...T...C...H

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now cry egusi mixed with vegetable soup!

GPA5: YOU ARE MAD. I WON'T BLAME YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS AT HOME


#B..I...T...C..H

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now cry ogbono!

GovWahala: how Brainless of u to quote a supposed fool that needs silence.

Oh now I get it. Your one of those agbaya nitwit who would lyk to get popular on nairaland by quoting peeps just to spew dechets! Don't waste your time, Am too elegant to reach to the gutters to badiner with ur kind!

Those headies seems as everybody has 1 or 2. I want 1 too! I lyk the big iron head.

GovWahala: E pain her reach bone marrow.

Lol how childish of you!

GovWahala: Dumbheads can't give advice, and u know the worst thing about them is that they can't keep shut!
@OP ur friend needs to get to know the guy better before jumping into that marriage.

Silence is the best answer for a fool who bear's Govwahala!

GPA5: WHAT'S MAKING YOU SO FEELING IMPORTANT? AM NOT A KID THAT YOU CAN USE SHHHHHHH FOR.

#HOPE IT'S CLEAR NOW

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Cry blood!

Hmmm...
I don't have any advice to give.

GPA5: WHAT'S SHHHHHHH? HOPE YOU ARE NOT REFERRING TO ME.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sameer1212: she is deltan/igbo my dear.

She is Esan/Iruekpen

GPA5: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN SHE IS FROM YOUR TRIBE (IBO)

Shhhhhhhh she is not!

Hmmm Thank God! He isn't gay