₦airaland Forum

potland:
can i fùck my gal inside

Depends.

The shocks have limitations .

nomolos92:
If you're truly earning 3k USD in Nigeria then japa is not worth it at all.
Just make sure you're saving enough and not spending too much to fund the average life, with time you can diversify into business when the economy recover a little and still continue doing your remote job

Don't even think about japa at all because if you're earning 3k abroad it'll be marred with deductions and exorbitant tax, besides, cost of living is relatively cheap here, although the recent stupid government policies has scattered everything

I told him the exact thing.

Taxes and rent cost in a city that will pay that much will put him one bar above flipping burgers.

Dem no go gree sha.

Tikok, instahoes and JewTube vids go make am think say obodo streets are laid in gold.

chacoonder:
How is Canada a scam?..Pls expatiate.

Fidel Castro's Marrano Jew bastard is ruling it.


Flee from anything or anyone pushing Canada Japa runs to you.

I don talk my own.

This ugly Okororess should stop disgracing heebo women .


Heebo women are madt but at least dem fine .


Someone in Ohaneze should put on transfer in exchange for Tiwa.

Too ugly.

clinician2x:
Who be this idiot abeg. Hehehe e no get wetin I no go see for nairaland. Wetin and how my comment take concern you father u de mention me anyhow. Pls no be everybody poor like ur father u de advice person how to make do with a box of matches.

Pls getat

Idiat.

Allow me to steal your meme.

Other than that fck you

clinician2x:
Who said you must live in lagos? What nonsense life is that?

This life is once and if you fail to add a bit of performance to your stay here, you will surely regret it.

Is it Abia with roads that make the ancient Roman highways look like the German Autobahn?

Fck outta here.

Only Abuja get road but it's filled with assholes and terrible road design that will kill you in an instant .

BABAawoo47:
leave dem, all those celebs buying sports car is just for show...Where will you see free and good road to drive it? Most ppl wont pass 140kph which most 4 cylinder will handle with no issues

super cars are meant to compensate for small diks in nerdy billionaires.

The bastards who buy and own super and hyper cars are too chicken shit to go pass 100km.

They be revving that engine on 2mph in car carnivals .


Gimme a practical scaled down no rubbish V8 German car and see me dust any lambo in any Street race.

Kog45:
BMW 316i 1.6 liters engine will still give you that classic in this fuel wahala.

80s model BMWs are cool as fck.

Great handling .

Pity they sold their soul to tech and put all that unwanted electronic gizmo in it.

I will choose a revamped Russian Spartan Lada than touch anything BMW.

By far the worst scum on the surface of the earth are COs .

They are a cross between that fluid that comes out of squashed roach and that mucus from a gonorhea infected ashawoe.

The very reason why cops exploit people is because they don't want to be exploited by COs.

The very worst of humanity is a prison warden.

clinician2x:
Nonsense. These things are more like 3 cylinder kekebus. No speed, no performance, just nonsense. What kind of life would u have lived driving this nonsense till you die.

you don't need anything more than 4cylinder 1.2litres in places like Lagos.

Where the road you won use ?

A small capacity engine car with gross weight less than 900kg is all you need in places like Lagos.

1988 Polo Golf.



Fun to drive bucket .

God I miss my teenage years.

No electronics aside the radio , wipers and headlamps and alternator .


Easy to fix tiny engine on a sturdy rugged chassis.

Mine back then did not even have carpeting .

Great suspension with quick acceleration makes for good rally driven .

I didn't even break for no one in busy Lagos traffic.

I felt like an urban rally racer.

To top it up, 50litre tank lasted me for 2weeks of pure teenage boy road raging.

Angrygoat:
Benz v12..
Welcome to death

Benz dey learn where H2 dey.

livebyday:
Corruption has happened somewhere,a correctional facility officer was bribed somewhere and he let the inmates have access they shouldn't .

Trust me nothing like this happens without an insider . The corrupt officer facilitated a network of other corrupt officers in the other facilities.

Get one and torture him or her and you will find all the others

Latin America is a liberal cesspit .


Their laws are lax and their prisons are more like a retreat camp with rapists,murderers and gang bangers.

Jews will screw him out of it within 5ys.

All lottery winners eventually end up poorer than they were before they won.

Some one is instigating these Bokos .

Most won't have known about this video if not for the likes of that former aide to Buhari

AK481:
Nigeria nko ?

The likes of OP earning $3,000 monthly doing tech can still get jobs around the work through remote networking like fiver.


There are tonnes of opportunities in Nigeria and working from Nigeria in his field without tax issues and having to bend to woke ideology.

Even relocating to the US now as tech guru is dumb .

AI technology will see to coders who currently earn thousands of dollars per hour of remote work flipping burgers within the next 10ys.


Yes Nigeria is hell currently from a social perspective but the west will be one in the next ten years.

He isn't claiming he won.

Rather like a sore loser that he is, his argument is for the elections to be annulled because to him, INEC and Tinubu did not meet his requirements .


Nowhere in his argument is he claiming he won the elections.

Obi is just another Nzeribe

hazinibones:
Hello Nairalanders,

I have this decision bothering me. I know it is a personal problem, but I believe everyone need some guidance at every point in life.

Straight to it, I have been considering Japa for over two years now and I think the opportunity might be here but I am having a cold feet.

I recently started working for a foreign company as a software engineer and the pay is decent when converted to Naira. Enough to live an averagely comfortable life. But my challenge now is that, I have been talking to some friends that are outside the country and they keep telling me how life is not easy there and cost of living is super expensive out there.

I currently earn $3000, which I plan to either save and travel or startup a business here in Nigeria. Please, Nairalanders with experience, is it worth japa to live an almost average life for almost the rest of your life or investing here in Nigeria and growing wealth?

The healthcare and quality education benefit is there as an advantage for japa though.

Thanks in advance for your responses!

Only if it's the US.

Canada and UK nah scam.

Germany is cool but there is the German work ethics and OCD that will drive you mad.

Avoid EU entirely because like Canada and UK, it's a tax plantation.

Australia and New Zealand are fcked beyond repair.

Thank me later

Abia is trying to overtake Anambra

Their personal chef who couldn't swim was for some reason paddleboarding and drowned without floating to the surface.
People who can't swim normally avoid water at all cost.

ArchiLimited:
Whoever is investigating this matter, here's your first piece of evidence: why would a black man who apparently can't swim go for water paddleboarding alone? It's uncharacteristic of blacks to play such rough play with their lives. Have you ever seen a black man going for "camping in the deserted forest" or "swimming with sharks" or "diving to the titanic wreckage"? It's usually a whites thing. They're the ones that see something dangerous and walk towards it for "fun" or to "investigate". My black brothers would rather stay at home with a bowl of chicken and watch the outcome of the white man's "investigation" on TV. "Life no get duplicate" is a universal black mantra, bigger than black lives matter.

Most importantly,the housekeeper who made the 9-1-1 call said some guy in a suit on a boat was poking him under the water with a pole until he drowned.

This chef was about to expose Obama and his fagg0try.

Apparently a murder .

Drowned in 8ft deep water

Experienced kayak .

911 call made from Obama's house.

What did this guy know that they had him killed.

2RUTHHURTS:
Go and check how muscular he is, this 1pack dude can not command a rat

Roids.

sharpwriter:
It is photoshop... Apart from the fact that this is evident in the neck region. Simon Ekpa's physique is macho in the chest and arm region. Guy got muscles, compared to this absurd slender armed man fixed to Ekpa's head... Very funny clowns

And the fun fact that Finland's beaches are icy cold year round.

sarkinbauchi:
While he orders for sit at home in South East Nigeria, he is busy enjoying freedom and life i Finland

That's as real as this photo below

Charlie Gran spreading fake news again.

Going to the beach in Finland's icy cold beaches.

Mumu man

kettykings:
So Ajebo Danny is an igbo name. Thank God the north has intelligent people who can see sinister plan from far

Okoro liar.


Is Ajebo a name?

moderatedguy:
Hardship is too much ooo.Tinubu is taking us to Hell.Pls let's not wait till Petrol hit N1000.There should be a holistic review of the subsidy regime and reintroduce subsidy.

You should focus on Biafra instead

wegevv:
Anything just for you boo boo ❤️

Early morning, late morning, doesn’t matter. Just before 12pm sharp, every single day till 2031.

Don’t let us down ❤️

Goodie morning.

It's 7am here in Portugal.