Good evening to you all.
The purpose of this thread is not to bash anybody but to create fun and relate with each other.

Atleast we could take a break off debating about God, devil, etc.

I will be listing down the characteristics exhibited by contributors to religion section.

Stay tuned

Zandha:
Lol...... Are you for real? Edit your post and remove his number pls. We just wanted to do it the fast way.

LoL. Will do that. Next time, use e-mail.

Monitoring spirits faster than speed of light full NL

Zandha:
Alright, let me have your number. Make sure you edit your post and remove it immediately after I get It.

You won't know there are monitoring spirits (lol) on NL, till you fvck up.

Why not allow him write down his email then you request for his number and send the links to him

hopefulLandlord:


I never claimed to be wise and even if I did I don't want to prove it to someone like you

so please kindly assume I'm not wise at all

Perfect bro

# Theists are wrong.

# Atheists are Wrong.

# Deists are wrong.

@anonymous
And his is right I guess. LoL.

What a funny being

When I say some people have gone wild, they will think I'm lying.

What an amazing redefinition of matter loaded with BULLPISS & DUNGS

Billyonaire, your words are recycled jargons. No origin neither will it even insert somewhere

AnonyNymous:

And I gave a small insight into what pantheism is based on my own understanding. Please show me where I asked a question and answered it myself.

My message wasn't directed at you but to the brother writing more than scientists above

Ìbéèrè wèrè is when you ask questions and answer it yourself

spacetacular:


And I am sure that even your dictionary couldn't help you in relation to the focus of my comment. I am sure it's your dictionaries fault and not yours

Commot for road make i see front jàre

spacetacular:


You derailed and then accuse me of derailing? What a misfit. On the contrary, I am English. I believe you must have heard of dual citizenship before.

Had to revisit my dictionary to know if DERAILING gat new définition or meaning.
Mehn

frank317:


OK... but have u considered being a native doctor rather than general surgery? Think about it

We won't accept her into our association gaan self (ASSOCIATION OF NATIVE DOCTORS).
Some people are too "intelligent" to be native doctors.

Where is Babalawos. You gat a new applicant

spacetacular:


Allow me help you make some much needed corrections in what you wrote above. The corrections are beside the errors. Do not bother thanking me for the assisted corrections above.

Mrs spacetacular, the "autocorrector". Fault finder.
I believe you're getting it hot. Noodles are delicious, served while hot.

ThePrinceOfLuzz:
Your parents should have exchanged you at infancy for a bag of condoms. Then they would have been free of the calamity that is you, and wouldn't have to unleash another disaster on humanity afterward.

OMG
Chai Chai chai

Oyah, come and be going.
This is tearfull.


Come and be going.

felixomor:


coming from The "humble learning" idiot who doesn't know "general surgery" specialty exists,
Even in front of google and multiple corrections....

Hian

ROTFLMAO. You should be a shame to all medical doctors on this platform bro.

As to your corrections, I'm yet to see those who correct me. Anyways, birds of same feathers flock together

You're the only person who takes delight in claiming to be a doctor, claiming doctors are the most intelligent and smart beings.

I have never for once contested intelligence and stupidity with you because you're the boss. You're the most intelligent person on NL as well the most stupidity person ever encountered. Keep living in fantasies of imaginary medicine.

I advise you, try to get a life outside NL RELIGION SECTION. You're no longer taken relevant..

I believe you're getting it hot from princeofluzz. LoL, fire on bro. Dr Felixomor feeling the heat. Atmosphere not conducive

laudate:

I need to toast your sense of humour. I can't remember the last time I laughed this much!!

Biko come here. Who drag you inside?
Trouble is sleeping, yanga go wake am..

Come and be going "sharperly"

felixomor:


You will never make sense....
Ódè .....

Akuya,,,
Atimes, i smile at your posts, like you have made sense all your life

frank317:


Oh pls just be quiet.you have been shouting and calling yourself UK doctor all over the place like it even matters.

I have told you before, u are better of being a native doctor. You are a disgrace to every other doctor our there, except native doctors.

Just look at the silly story you have been defending like a senseless bush woman. You can't even sound objective and show you are intelligent for once.

U are quick to join the band wagon of fools who believe in this rubbish childish story just because u are desperate to defend your imaginary sky daddy.

You said ur specialty is general surgery, now I know ur brain needs surgery. Did u ask of death certificate? No. Did u ask why his body was flown to India rather than Nigeria? No. Did u ask if the story was published in any paper? No. What did the medical body say about the incredible phenomena? You don't know.

Look instead of embarrassing Ur profession all over the place just shut up. And to think that u feel foolish Felixomor should be ur co partner in defending this rubbish story, u definitely need a brain surgery.

Come and be going.

You gat no chill frank

ThePrinceOfLuzz:
Imagine, she's even claims Christian doctors are MORE COMPASSIONATE & SENSITIVE than their atheistic/agnostic counterparts. Something is definitely wrong with her. She's spectacularly irrational.

lol
She will come for you sooner or later. Let me be returning back to my shell

Dash the money to less privilege and become poor. After all, the kingdom of god is for the poor

ThePrinceOfLuzz:
Shut the fuck_ up. You're too full of yourself. He's not a doctor, and he might not even be a scientist, so "medical ignorance" doesn't make him dumb. Now, can you see that you're the dumb one? You're not as smart as you think you are. Arrogant "UK doctor" feeling fly.

OMG.

Even if he isn't a doctor, i believe he really challenged them. The guy is somewhat close to been a doctor because he is 95% right with all his MEDICAL "jargons".

I agree to that you part you described her as a ARROGANT UK doctor. 100likes

Countrygirl:
Hell no!

Why?

Don't want my children growing up under an atheist

are atheists bad people?

As a christian guy, can you marry a lady who is an atheist?

And an Christian lady, can you marry a guy who's an atheist?

^^ is on drugs.
Crazy dude

The negative excuses gat me cracking

luvmijeje:


As I said, Christ is only way to the one true God .

Same way you claim to be sure of Christ to be the way to true god,.. Same way I tell you authoritatively that vishnu is the true way to true God (Brahma)

kevoh:
I stand with Osanobua, the creator of all and the one true GOD. Any religion that doesn't believe in his four sons is not recognized by Osanobua, the only true GOD.

You al are going to hell. Osanobua is fake just as Yahweh.
Orunmila is the true God , you try counter me. May Sango strike you

Religion funny sha

Proudlyngwa:

And where did I say there were more than one Almighty God, the creator.

And where did I say you insinuated so? You said there is one god almighty. I gave you instances where you y used your hand to défilé you original statement.

I said the way he is seen based on culture and religion differs.

I used Panku as example, you threw him into trash. I used Jesus God and Islam God, as another example. I thought you would agree to the two options but instead, you stylishly chose one and ignored the other.

As for the 72 virgins, get a seasoned Muslim to explain it to you, making sure you listen without Bias in your mind.

and what if I'm a Muslim.? Will you say i dont know anything about Islam?

I'm only going to attend to the capitalization aspect of your comment and creator of heaven/earth.

GodsMopol:


well, you could check again, the God been referred to there was with a smaller letter 'g' as in gods, check my post, I used the term 'gods' not 'Gods'.

A hindu refer to your God as god while called his (Brahma) God.

There are gods, am not disputing that, but there is one God with the Capital 'G' and that's the true God that created Heaven and Earth,

So you disagree Panku created the universe but agree god portrayed in the bible is the true creator?
Double standard is bad bro.

all other gods were product of the deceptive running about of Satan and his fallen angel brought about by the fall of man.

Is it because the Bible said so or because you're sure?

Exodus  20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

You could check your Bible for that verse, the 'g' used therein was a small letter g, referring to smaller and weaker gods.

Sure I believe there are other gods
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Where standard do you use in categorizing God as gods? Or God as god.

I'm sick and tired of all this "g" and "G"

Proudlyngwa:


The way he is represented by different people, does not change who he is,
There is a Supreme creator, that I can tell you,
There is a lot you have to learn about God the father,

Exactly, you responded with what I I wanted reading. Wow, happy.

Topic closed. Next time, don't say there is one God almighty.

but one thing is certain I am sure those 72 virgins are being quoted out of context.

can you quote within the context or give proper interpretation to what Islamic God almighty said?

You're indeed funny. You already answered the question above, but wanted to be very sure.
Thanks for your time anyways.

Proudlyngwa:


Where did I say I know everything about panku, as for the Christian part, you have been answered and advice in advance.

I have my reasons for wanting to be sure. I don't wanna start, then you send me back to the comment of your where you clearly said, "I'm a non-denominational Christian". That's the technique christians use on issues like this to dodge and stir up confusion.

Anyways, I believe you're a Christian irrespective of denomination or non denomination..

Now, do you agree;

1) the one God almighty is the God Almighty that sent Jesus Christ to die on the cross for the sin of man? Yes/No

Or

2) Do you agree one God almighty is the God almighty that rewards his followers with 72-virgin in paradise?