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Invention of internet enable phones almost end what we know as cyber cafe,though they still exist(i don't knw wat pple do there dis days)but i'm wondering if all night browsing does because its over 4 years my foot stepped inside cyber cafe so i don't knw wat goes on there

hotmolo: Why do I feel dis will make front page?

it has to, mod where una dey?

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Fear of being Dissed, most pronounced is the girls, only the little beautiful ones are Hot and daring to post their pics, like Vivly. nomskio, Castingcrown, Ogugua, lynpetra, Lauretta and the rest.
One more thing, some guys just dey chase anything on skirt, maybe that's why they are shy-locked[/quote]true talk

pleasantchi: For security reasons

like?

it came across my mind 2day and decided 2 check people's profiles, i discoverd dat abt 80% of nairalanders don't have their pics on their profiles, why? Why hiding ur pic? Is it harmful? If it is, pls clearly give me reasons so i can remove mine sharp sharp

o42austino: it maybe happening but i guess it will be very low.

why

Chimezie198: ... Guys how many times do babes approach you in a year?

i'v lost count, in nigeria few times in a month,in ghana everyday

o42austino: Then he will not know what am talking about.

so such thing doesn't happen in uyo?

o42austino: where is he serving?, if his in Uyo,eket town or ikot ekpene town he will not get that fun. Another thing is that most corpers dey form big boiz for their host communities, they dont interact with the natives but, my fellow corp member that served at OFFI-ORON(an Oron tribe) where friendly with the natives, we do go their houses and they do come our corpers lodge to charge fone because their is no electricity in the village.

he is serving in uyo main town

my cousin is serving in a sec.sch in akwaibom and he said these things are not true

In each reply u repeat same tin over n over again without making any good point, i told u earlier u r nt just gud in wat u r doing, just quit

deltateam: Okay my turn!
I was walking behind this girl when all of a sudden,she turned around and gazed at me for about 10 seconds and smiled before looking ahead.I won't lie she is my kind of girl physically and I feel sad and angry at myself for not attempting to make conversation.
I have lost quite a lot of chances like this.What is wrong with me?
I care a lot of what people will say to my detriment.I feel they will look at me as a womanizer and I pretend like I don't care about a girl while dying inside.

Sister please help me overcome this complex.Another problem is I don't have a job and so don't have money to give a girl a nice treat in terms of fast food joint etc at the moment.

Your advice will save a soul.

u didn't answer dis question, op u r nt just gud in wat u r trying 2 do, i appriciate ur effort but u dnt hav d skills

MissIndependent: Corpers weeee!!! You guys need to see the kind of drama that happened between Corpers and soldiers last night after camp fire...i dont have the strength of typing now maybe later or Omotee will gist you guys.

I met with Palacedaughter this morning it was nice meeting her


Less than 24hours to leave Camp i will be sleeping with my two eyes opened today. PPA on ma mind

the soldiers fight d corpers abi dey 4uck dem? we r waiting 4 the gist abeg

Swiftlee: Its really a pity when a graduate like the OP would be behaving this way, like how on earth can somebody who claims to have passed through the four walls of the institution have such an attitude...I put it to you! that,if actually you have passed any interview concealing your real person behind the covers of a nice guy! You would get a sack soon! #not a curse or a wish# but the fact for character incompetence and defermations. Look brother..you have a long way to go..hiding behind a faceless social media to be rude to presumably more experienced people wont do you any good..prolly, you are thinking nobody would know whom you really are,right? Not cool..Finally;Work on attitude...dont think everybody on vacancies/job section is jobless...you are way too far sitting on a crude oil pipline if you think that way! Peace..

mr man am nt hiding,my pic is in my profile

Hayjaycity: then what have u just done?......you have been told....you belong to the Animal Kingdom...not Napoleon's ooo

mumu go n sit down n call d people dat am waiting 4

Hayjaycity: everyone will run away from a mad man unless a mad man like yourself nah.....they have left you in your "wonderful apartment" given to you by your new boss, built on a 20 acres of land in a fool's paradise...continue to live in it.

mumu, replying u wil b a waste,there r people dat am waitin 2 slander nt u fool

dis mumu people done run?

Hayjaycity: lunatic!!! you got the job while you were busy using vague words on fellow nairalnders all day....you got the job indeed!!! go and run comedy show on your newly found job!!! you don see mugus like you for here, na zo job dey easy, and na zo u special reach....dey spoke to you on phone, and at the next physical meeting, you were handed the job and wonderful apartment, while u still dont knw what to say if they ask for ur nysc certs...tell that to the fellow mugus dat u finished from d same school..not on here

who b dis fool ? Is it dat u can't read or u read but can't understand,i said i hav already discussed wit d boss over d phone n wat left was 2 see d person which he did 2day n i got d job,just because badluck is followin u up n dwn n preventin u 4rm getin tins easy so u think others wont, havn't u seen or heard where sombdy gt a job without interview, u r just a mighty fool

Hayjaycity: this one just go waste hin 4/5 years for school....how will u ever make it through the rigorous aptitude tests graduates are facing these days? when u cant read a simple statement and comprehend. you really sound "educated indeed"..lolz. i am sure of one thing, the man invited you to his office so that u can continue to make him laugh with your proven educated mind...dont worry, he wont ask for your nysc cert, because you sound like a comedian to him on phone, and he needs you to cool of his mind when he is over-worked....i laff in full HD!!!

mumu 4 ur info i got d job 2day wit a wonderful apartment given 2 me, fools

oremisussan: Hey kid, you don't write well, believe me!
You just must work on that!

>> Comprehensible (in the context of your post), not comprehensive.
>> Stand yourself out, no stupid shorthand in the corporate world. Spell out your words, come what may.

Now, to your question, I joined a firm 3 months before call-up, I joggled between place of primary assignment (NYSC) and work all through service year. Two years after NYSC, I am still with the firm.

Guess what? My boss was aware right from interview stage.

Value is the word. How much of it can you add to business? If much enough, most firms will hire you even if you just gained admission into the university, and keep you while you school.

Please, don't curse. I mean well for you.

u r a bigger fool dan the fool above u,r u sure its dis thread u r commenting on cos u sound sensless

Hayjaycity: olodo...liar!!! if you cant comprehend what i just posted, then you are among the unemployable graduates that we have around! wish you good luck in your job search!!!

dis is why i called u a f.o.o.l,i made it clear dat am unemployed n dat is why i created dis thread,so wat r u talking abt? Guy u be mumu o

Hayjaycity: werey...if you are smart enough to convince him that you are educated on phone, so you aint smart enough to tell him that you dont have a nysc cert yet....odeh, do you just because im a nigerian, i tthink like an average nigerian that the corrupt government can deceive...being educated gives you confident to say the truth at all times in all situations. or is there any course in your programme in your so-called school that taught you how to lie when you graduated, you can see that fellow nairalanders are telling you to be honest with the company, it simply shows that you ave failed to learn in school (educated indeed)......well, if this is coming from a fresh graduaate, then the country has a long way in fighting corruption and graft, and no government should be blamed....idiot, i finished from school when u were still battling with JAMB..useless element....Go back to school!!!

u r just ranting,i would've argue wit u but u r nt just making sense old man,ur english is nt even comprehensive,n why must i tel the truth 2 show dat am educated? Dis is nt a religious issue, mr man u be mumu o

Hayjaycity: i wont advice you because you are not real with the company, do you know how many graduates out there that are looking for this opportunity and have not seen, you now come here to say you planned to work for four months and run away.....are u sure the boss really said "you sound educated" because this should not be coming from an educated person. do whatever you like at your detriment.

u r a f.o.o.l, did i said i'm a born again? What does being truthful has 2 do with being educated, our currupt leaders nko? Should we call dem uneducated because dey dnt say the truth, pls upgrade ur sense of reasoning

a friend of mine invited me 2 their company to submit my cv,i'v spoken with his boss on the phone and he said that i sounded so educated(according 2 my friend) but what they don't knw abt me is that i'm yet 2 serve(nxt yr march or july) n frm what i was told no employer wil employ som1 whom wil wrk 4 few months n run away which is my plan actually, so what do i tell dis man if he ask abt my nysc discharge cert? Hw do i jump n pass dat question cos i need d job, pls help

EyeKandy: It doesn't matter. Lemon brightens your skin so you may not want to do this everyday. I heard it's also scarce. Hope you find it in the market.

pls the lemon u r talking abt i hope its the fruity 1 because its here in our compound,thanks

EyeKandy: Lemon juice (not lime) is a great oil mattifier. That's why it's often used in degreasing agents like dishwishing soaps.

Mix squeezed lemon juice with water and apply on your face. Wash it out after 3-5 minutes.

I'll say this over and over - don't waste your money on branded toners. Go to a pharmacy and ask for witch hazel. It cured my brother's eczema with a breeze. It dries up my skin nicely too. Go look for it. Thank me later.

should i do the washing in the morning or night? Thanks

Yield: I've never used Nivea on my face, but have used it on my hands once and found it to be too greasy and too thick. I've never heard of eva soap, so I have no opinions on it. If it makes your skin super dry after you use it, you should discontinue. If you can get one of Aveeno's face washes, try that. Try one of their moisturizers's too. After you cleanse your face, you should use a toner, which's great for oily skin, and then moisturize. If none of these works, maybe you should consider seeing a Dermatologist. HTH.

thanks alot

immortalcrown: Capital YES

pls what did he/she told the employer when he requested 4 it?

i want 2 get a job b4 nxt yr that i'll leave 4 my nysc,can i get any job with my cert without nysc discharge cert,has any1 ever achieve this?

Yield: I agree with Illuminatus's suggestions. To add, make sure you're not using any drying products on your face, especially face-washes. When you use overly-drying products, your glands'll try to make up for the dryness by producing more oil onto your skin. Always moisturize after washing your face. Use a non-comodogenic (will not clog your pores) and oil-free moisturizer. Good luck.

i use eva soap and nivea cream

Chinwem: Get a facial toner.......Neutrogena/L'Oreal/Olay.......they re all good

Btw the fact that's its called toner doesn't mean it changes your skin color.....it pretty much controls oil discharge from pores

thanks alot

Illuminatus: Reduce the amount of fatty foods and the oil you take in. Groundnut oil, palm oil, melon seed and co. Exercise more often. At least do cardio exercises three times in a week for not less than thirty minutes. Wash your face with just hot water and a washcloth. STOP USING SOAP. Good luck

thanks