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nnadychuks:
I have varieties of clothes and clothing accessories that Would spam this post so I’ll post my link so u can visit.
They’re brand new and prices are very very ok

Check the link below:

https://www.nairaland.com/8116125/valid-collectionz-enter-first-thank

Following

300km/hr speed into this post 😮‍💨. it’s a true life event, not heart touching though…
Alright!
So I found out about a dating site “codedruns” after speed Darlington advertised it… it seemed funny. There’s actually a hookup site that I can spy on my female friends with (just for fun o).
this isn’t an advert or promo pls
So I browsed in, I saw a few female acquaintances and contacted a few that I’d like to have fun with them, just to actually confirm their identity.

So I made a mistake yeah…

The chats I made with these girls was some time ago and I failed to clear these chats, neither did I clear my browser history. (after all na who thief Dey hide)

So my babe had known my password and I, hers.

According to her she was to buy CP on her call of duty account at “codashop” then “codedruns” popped up. It felt weird so she clicked to see everything.
As inspector wey she be na, she checked my WhatsApp and searched “codedruns” then she saw the chats I made with these girls.

That’s how I woke up at 3am, few days ago to find my babe that has been crying for hours. She had found the chats with these girls.

I explain tire, she had evidence.

She didn’t threaten a breakup, but it’s going to mar the trust she had for me. That I am sure of.

It’s a story of my life now. I don’t want to lose her, but if it happens I’ll move on. I’m a busy person. But still I want to keep her, I need help

Asavivian:
data Science... it is easy require little coding and less stressful cause of the new tools in place for manipulating data

Data science easy??
U didn’t tell the OP he needs to be very good at maths or statistics at least??

Anyways, no one is easy sha. But data science is the most paid of them all. I know this

Honestly I wanted nairaland host to seize their license forever because of how this forum filled with hate and tribalism...
Well, back to the post;
Everyone knows how to love, even single parents. For a fact that someone is a single mother doesn't mean she's bad or a terrible person. She just didn't find the right person or she just wasn't the right person for him. But there's a man for every woman, and only about 1 of 10 get their perfect match.
Now, imagine slandering a lady who was unfortunate to grow up without both parents... isn't that unfair?
That your parents are together, is it because they love each other too much? Or is there a chance things wouldn't have gone south if your dad married his first love? As a man haven't you made relationship errors before? Try asking necessary questions when needed

Hi

samwash:
I don't know chicken head,neck& feet is not my thing.
I can go with the rest.

"The rest" is fish head. How does the fish brain taste like?

Puss360:
Abeg fish head sweet... Especially catfish head... I love licking and sucking all those soft bones.... Muahh

But chicken head.. naaa..

So you suck the brains too? Omo

nnadychuks:
Soaking garri wey I Dey enjoy na dis OP Dey call weird… omo OP take time o 😂😂

Weirdoo

Puss360:
Lol.. I enjoy all except the chicken head....

What’s the difference between the chicken head and fish head? Omo

Imagine someone stealing a car from a car stand in Nigeria, that’s how it looks like stealing a brand new car from a dealership… How the hell that even possible?

One special thing about these kinds of dishes is their distinct taste, and sometimes could be addictive to those who like eating them. Don’t say “yuck” yet…

It’s weird, but you could be a regular customer of these dishes… it’s just a list of four, so what are the chances?

1. Fried/ garnished chicken head 🐔
It looks weird, but ask those who eat them, they’ll tell you, “you can eat the other part, but reserve only the head for me” lol…

2. Spicy Chicken feet
I’m a regular customer of this palate . Normally, when I buy full chicken from the market, the butcher would ask “Bros make I put the leg?”
Eh? U Dey whine, my favorite part? Haha

3. fried/dried/grilled fish head
people who developed the habit of eating fish head don’t like eating any other part. Ask Bovi.
Like I said, these dishes have distinct taste. I’m not ready to form an addiction just yet. I’ll manage my “chicken feet” addiction for now

4. Soaking garri
I know people will attack me for categorizing garri “the life saver” as weird foods. I take garri too, but it’s weird just like chicken feet and the rest.

anthonyuncle:
RED FLAG

what’s that

Sonnobax15:

First orientation matters alot.....

The first orientation I instilled on my banny when we first met was that--"She must respect my friends,as much as she respects me and my family members". That's if she wants our relationship to grow,she mustn't depart from it,and of course, I'll equally respect hers too.....

And trust me,it's been going well between us.....

congrats my gee… people wish for what you have and I respect the first impression u instilled on her. Im taking notes

Offpointng:
I'm not actually asking you to break up with her but you gotta make sure you put yourself in a place no lady can't just be deciding for you what to do. be firm and make your stand known to her that she can't decide who to be and who's not to be your friend

From the look of things, you seem to be a gentle and a quiet typa guy

You don’t understand… I’ve made it clear that she can’t have a say towards the kind of friends I keep. It’s non negotiable…
when she decides to neglect everything I say do I raise my hands on her? She’s not yet a wife, yet she won’t even let me relate with my friends like I want to… I’ve done everything within my power, to no avail… I really don’t understand what u mean by gentle… but if gentle is someone that doesn’t raise his voice or beat his woman, then I’m gentle

IconicR:
Is her attitude towards all your friends or just a particular one? If it's all your friends then talk to her about it and tell her where you stand but if it's about just a particular one then she must have her reasons and it shouldn't warrant a breakup. The way you people are quick to break a relationship/marriage these days is worrisome

it’s not just one of my friend she has a problem with, it’s just she has a reason for one of them… so what’s your honest advise, cos I’ve spoken with her regarding this countless time. Her attitude towards them still won’t change

Offpointng:
AJS used to say Humans are God's greatest assets cuz he uses them for his own Glory. and if God will bless you, he'll use humans.

Now you have a career and these people are also helping your career not as if they're making you go wayward and someone wants to detach you from them, if you ask me, those are the antics and nature of "A Witch" and the Bible says "Suffer not a Witch to live." OP you know what to do

I’m getting emotional lol… breaking up is really difficult, especially for what we’ve shared

ThatrealestApex:
Without any tangible reason(s)? She's beginning to measure you to know what you can tolerate or not.

She's the kind of Girlfriend that'll hate your family members, wouldn't like them to visit,

But would want you to be very comfortable with hers.

Try doing same to her by telling her to cut-off some of her friends that you simply don't like them too and you'd be shocked of her response/reaction

She's already beginning to dictate to you who to be in your life or not. It won't end here, the ball is in your court,

I was thinking she might have a problem with my siblings too if I take things far… but should I really tell her to cut off her friends?

IconicR:
Small issue breakup mtcheww. Go and cheat in peace and stop stressing yourself unnecessarily. Shebi you've had sex with her, it's the reason you making this quick decision of breaking up else you would have still stuck no matter the shege she's showing you. I didn't lie with this comment, it's the bitter truth

Hmm not everyone wants to cheat… I have
Few female friends which bothers my babe, but they’re either just friends or colleagues…
If I want to have several women at my disposal, that wouldn’t be a problem for me.
I needed something real, cos I wouldn’t want to develop the habit now and continue to adultery.

I don’t know how she’ll react if she gets to meet my siblings, that’s if I finally want to tie the knot… I just can’t tolerate the attitude of having someone who can’t bear the presence of my friends

Good day…
First of all, my friends aren’t saint… they’re not the most good looking, nor the richest, but I feel very comfortable with the kind of friends I keep. Im not perfect either.
Also, my girlfriend is very loving, like, she calls me more than I do her, and even wants to spend on me which I deny most times. But the saying: “you can only be sure of the love you give, not what you receive” always kicks in and I’m also ready to love her to the moon and back.

Now this is the problem:

My friends are into tech. like we’re all into tech, and you’ll agree with me that at some time we should have a meet up and spend time together, developing a concept or designing a system.
My babe would always say she doesn’t like this person or that out of my crew and she wouldn’t give any credible reason when I ask.

I got to find out from her after a while that one of my friends made advances towards her before I met her… that’s probably why she’s uncomfortable towards him. But what of the rest? Why doesn’t she like them?

It’s even worse that she invites me over to her place and all or most of her friends are there. Meaning, she wants me to relate with her friends, but she hates mine.

And did I mention how most of my acquaintances and colleagues know who my babe is, or they’ve had an encounter at least once?

Im confused guys, I’ve started giving her space for now. I want to break up, but I don’t want a situation of later regrets… please help

Religion of piss

Nawa o so Tinubu na our president last last... well, what can we do? May your days in office be good

NBAjunior:
I'm scared of dying, what might be on the other side? Will I seize to exist like when I sleep?

I'm scared of facing the darkness after death


What a world we live in knowing we will all die someday!!!

Is pathetic!!

I'll tell u something to make you feel better.
Imagine u had lived in this world before, and now you're living as another person with a wiped off memory of the previous life.
You've been given an opportunity to impact on this world better than the last life u lived.
You see, if you die now, all memories of this your current life is wiped off and ur spirit is now invoked into a foetus...
Then probably you'll come on nairaland and ask this same question in your next life
Lol

nnadychuks:
ur sense of approach is just off.
Someone has just clarified that the brand new was once 300+ and now, probably 250k or so. now the seller is selling for more than 50% discount from the brand new and you’re saying it isn’t clearance sales?
Guy your mode of approach is really off, learn how to respect people or at least respect yourself.
You poured me insult for asking if you’re a marketer the other day and now you’re attacking another seller. Can you see how double standard you are?
Wisen up o, the platform is open for everybody, even for riffraffs like you

Lmao
I thought you were advising him na 🤣

MrKingsv:
Hi guys, I have this 2012 Mac book pro
Core i5/500hdd/4Gb ram..

I am not in love with apple.

Offers are open

Location and what’s the processor speed?

missbae:
Wall fans.....
Binatone 15k
Power deluxe...13k

08027041312
Kosofe

Good morning. Please forgive for derailing, what kind of ceiling is that?

Obavoh:
Since I separated from my wife I am trying my best to prepare healthy meals for myself on a budget.

1 milk cup of rice - ₦ 120
Ponmo- ₦300
Tatashe (Red&Green) ₦100
Onions- ₦50
Maggi star- ₦50
Thyme&curry- ₦80

I had Groundnut oil and salt at home.

why did ur wife leave u?

Red02:
Bullshiit.

The same money is the root of ALL evil right.
So money can bring you fortune and as well bring misfortune.

I aint saying she took your glory, I'm only disputing one of your claims

I believe you’ve heard a Nigerian parent tell their child to not eat food from anybody as they could be bewitched… have u heard a parent tell their child to not buy food with their money even from strangers?
Ona too like pointless arguments. Even bible talk am.
And as 4 those saying I shouldn’t refer to bible, I’m sorry, yesterday is in the past and you have no business in my spiritual life

lereinter:
Anyone that carry olosho Wella would have experienced similar such at one time

If I narrate ground go full.

But thank God, I have left all those rubbish though I overstayed.

Just find a good, godly gf, someone you can marry in the near future

Be irritated to carrying olosho or visiting brothel

At worst self service is better

omo at this point, finding any girlfriend that’s committed would be a punishment to her. I know what I’m saying. I no go get her time at alllllllll.
I’m even considering applying for student visa so I can at least get off this environment. I don’t socialize anymore or even make friends.
Baba if u understand, you’ll know Olosho was a solution at that point.

Earthstorms:
Just wash your dick with grinded fresh pepper 🌶️

You will be fine.

😂😂 be like u don Dey mental

DaddyRochie1642:
Relax, chances of getting STD from a bl0wjob is very very tiny, unless you had a wound on your penis, having an open wound on your penis is the partway through an STD can enter, but since you had no wound or injury on your penis before the bl0wjob, you have nothing to worry about.

Now, I suggest that you pay me the remaining 30% you were supposed to pay the olosho for this valuable information I just gave you as appreciation for the knowledge I just dished out.

thanks. Na 3k sha but just wait small make I confirm like after 2-3 days

Lance008:
Lol
Spirituality have no price
All she need is contact
Bro stop deceiving yourself
Satan rule the earth
If you serve God faithfully you won't pay a prostitute for sex

Awnn conscience is greater than belief… that’s your belief. For me, Satan doesn’t rule my world

Lance008:
Bro you too funny
Why u no Bleep her raw because say Na money you pay

Infections bro… infections.