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FalseProphet1:
Poor weakling, you couldn't even send the names I requested for, you're here calling God. news flash oh fornicator, God doesn't know you neither would he lift a finger in your defence. If you want to prove me wrong send your 3 names and see if you wouldn't pick up residence at the market square by Dawn tomorrow. Do you think life is about noise making.

Now depart thee thence oh fornicator.

Now here’s why I said you’re an illiterate… you said you wouldn’t reply me…
Fooking illiterate

Lance008:
If na her period Na set up to take collect ur glory
Most gals having sex on period are not ignorant they know what they are doing

I was on CD bro… and I paid for the sex. You ever heard a scripture:
Ecclesiastes 10:19
“A feast is made for laughter, wine makes life merry, and money is the answer for everything.”
Ain’t nobody taking anyone’s glory when money is involved.
Make Ona talk solution here or I’ll just stick with my augmentin

FalseProphet1:
Send me a DM right now with your full names or just reply this message with your 3 names and I'll invoke him on you once it's 12 midnight then you'll know if I'm talking like an illiterate or not.

If you would not do what I asked don't reply this message, I hate it when people challenge the supernatural with their natural wisdom.

😂😂 who u be and who Dey guide u? Devil abi satan…
Get behind me… u wan test my God? 😂
Just be mindful of ur words, like I said you talk like an illiterate…

FalseProphet1:
There you go bro, you can try your luck with the Demon.

Did kind demon no fit possess me lol…
but be careful with ur choice of words. You talk like an illiterate

yes…
Bite off each others breast…
Stand in queue for fuel
Stand in queue for Pvc
Stand in queue for new Naira notes
Then stand in queue to vote in “Emilokan”
If suffer no tire u, make we see if e go tire Ona children… idiots

FalseProphet1:
You are infected, the demon called Asmodeus has succeeded in destroying your future. I would encourage you to start writing your will cos I see you departing this Earth before Easter.

This I have seen.

That Asmodeus get big yansh? If yes drop her number, but test her first

I’ve had different babes when I was less busy and had time for girls. But now, I usually work 6/7 and free only on Sunday’s.
My friend introduced me to an olosho site, codedruns and I felt it was a redemption.
Fast forward to today, (I had to take break to fvvck) I booked for a very curvaceous damsel. She was looking neat and all that.
She reached my room, all smelling nice until we started the do.
Firstly she started with oral. she was good, until I brought in my CD to thrust… ladies and gents as I was thrusting deep, mucus blood followed (at this point my bulaby sank in).
I asked in shock! Are u fxxing seeing ur period? She said no. I pulled out, and told her I don’t fvvk married girls or girls on their period no matter what. I value my sanity more than all those shyt… paid her about 70% and asked her to leave.
Fear gripped me, it didn’t look like period, it mixed with wet catarrh like substance.
The point here is I’m scared, I should have returned back to wanking… wtf is this,
the point is the condom didn’t burst, but there are chances I might be infected with her head game.
Pls o, what can I take before this rubbish starts manifesting in my body?
I’m considering augmentin but Abeg make Ona help my life… if I carry olosho again ahhh

You don’t know until he calls it quits

Since this is a clearance thread can anyone give his/her daughter's hand in marriage for a clearance price? Things tuff

odimbannamdi:
I have a slim PS3, then got a slim PS2. So, yes, some people still relish and are even emotionally attached to PS2

Heysss
Make ona two go jokes section or kids section. This na business thread.
No derail, carry ur argument go dat Syd.

Everybody just Dy mad for this clearance thread. Dem post price of goods, one hungry mumu go oppose say e too cost.
Dem go post mouth watering price and scam ona, ona go come Dy form online efcc dey quote how many email and phone number the scammer get.
Scamming is bad, but why u go believe say person go sell 43" 4k uhd tv for 80k if ur head correct?
If the thing too cost for u, leave am. Move on to the next. If u Dy different location from the seller, ask person to test the item well, otherwise forget am. Another deal like dat go come wey go be from ur region.

Check the first 200 pages of this thread, nothing like arguments, just straight deals. But now children and homosexuals don take over this thread with their 3" pehnis.

Hezzyluv:
Are you always busy? (Do you have work that takes most of your time?)

why ona dey talk like mumu... U go work 24 hrs a day? Masturbation takes minutes from ur spare time and it has nothing to do with ur engagements

Emu4life:
It's gonna be entertaining Benzema wasn't in the Last World Cup and it was entertaining.
Besides, who knows Mane and Lewa in a World Cup Tournament.
Even if Messi and Ronaldo miss the World Cup, it will still be entertaining.
It is called the WORLD CUP for a reason

if Messi and Ronaldo misses out I'm not sure it would be the same

sammyonal:
Why will u say he's greater than the club, thats false. He's greater than all the players in the club no doubt but not the club.

of cause he's bigger than the club and the entire players, pit some respect on that name

u see, Ronaldo is bigger Dan Man U... Useless club wey no fit win epl in 10 yrs

Kyase:
That useless player?
Abeg we don sack am from united

CR7 big pass Man U

I've been masturbating since 2019, without guilt. Sometimes twice a week, sometimes more or less.
Last I masturbated was few weeks ago, I think I had stopped.
I experienced the danger of masturbation when I tried hookup. When she had her clothes on I was on hard on, the moment she took Dem off, jonny became flaccid.
I was so embarrassed, even when she tried giving me false hopes saying it's normal if I'm scared or sth...
I told her to put her clothes back on and I noticed jonny was happily standing again and that's when I realised the fantasy from adult movies is messing with my brain. Alas we did the do, but with her clothes on half way. #awo skwett on my body
That's when I realised masturbation has fvcked up my normal sex life.
This isn't religious, but if you plan to enjoy sex with your hooker, crush, girlfriend or wife pls avoid masturbation.
Forget all those google stuffs saying masturbation isn't harmful
this is a first hand experience. No allow ur woman laff u

Not relationship related but...
"I will make $1=#1" should top the list

ecolime:
It's sad the lives of our Youths are being wasted.

I remember when we used to mock private universities then

The glory of Public varsities is long gone. They are almost thrash now. No thanks to Buhari and APC.

Baba na only u mock private uni... We in futo always wished we had the funds for a private uni or rather a foreign institution

Gat

VirileNelly2420:
D lad is not a waste..., Just having a turbulent time ok. He will still have a good career, I hope/pray.

you really think English FA will tolerate a player with such scandal even if he's found not guilty?

Add Mason greenwood the serial molester and assaulter. I'm a United fan and o don't support rubbish

nigeriaisbless:
Naija used 64gb iPhone 11 Pro Max
Battery health is 80percent has no Face ID
Still very clean and fresh with receipt,
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Yankiss:
Of all current concerns in Nigeria, this no-news is newsworthy abi? What are Nairaland moderators all about? Haba

I guess you'd rather self-service to badnews than this funny video. you're the problem of this country always expecting something serious

Only 30% of people on this platform will vote. The rest are just online voters

YinkaOlusesi16:
As a christian, God has not giving us the spirit of fear.

I no understand. U mean he should be scared bandits will show up or he shouldn't be scared to defend himself

The reason PO has my vote is because of his stingyness and intolerance to bullshite

BigTableShaker:
All mudslimes are terrorists

all of them, no one excluded, including Seun