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Where hopeyemmy come go since? Abi he don go Alaba market go dey look 4 sneakers

saintalone: *scratches head in surprise*...and i don dey find that garri since!
Oya...abeg scratch my back one last time before u comot abeg
#doorLockingMode

For where? I don vex big time
Open door now o else na scream I go scream
*open mouth to scream*

PapiDShipCapt: Roger that... N as for big boys i nor get shaking de can come as well if they so choose to

Buh seriously i wont be long so be on ur best looks aiit?

E don dey tey na! Whr u don reach

[quote author=Ha!I_aintNoJoke]Heyya'll... Will there be any form of list(materials) to bring for the camp?. I guess Abuja wont be that bad long legs for the short.[/quote]Yes! Check page 757 for d lists.
Abeg for those of us who no get long legs nko

PapiDShipCapt: Shey dem de even hawk am pass ur aous before

PapiDShipCapt: oya now, make u put on ur gps so i fit track n locate u...

Gps ke, make I give u address jor, d place no far:
No 2, behind sokoto aous, Borno. Make u watch out 4 d big boys sha o. I dey wait

PapiDShipCapt: Hehehe..no na. But I go just faint if i do frog jump. Na oluwa go help me for dis camp drills cos me i nor reserve body for their purnishment exercise

See wetin soldier dey talk, beta go prepare for gulder ultimate search drills

saintalone: #see dis babe wan finish my life-saving Ijebu garri o!#

*clears throat* No be small armed robbery yesterday ni! Them carry all my food stuff...including that our ijebu garri
Abeg bring kulikuli make we chew o jare... Cold pure water dey here...

Lai lai I no blieve una, shebi I don tell u to dey keep am 4 one corner under d bed, how dem come kno say na thr im dey?

*bend down to look under d bed*
Haba! No be d garri be dis? Saintalone u too dey lie! And u wan chop d last hope wey I get (kulikuli)
Na today I go pack comot 4 here sef! U no go kill me wit hunger. When ur fwends ask of me, tell dem say na garri ijebu cause our fight

saintalone: the aboki wicked die... Abeg take aboniki make u massage my back... Rub am gently o...Abeg.

Eyah pele. Wat! See as all ur back dey red
Aboniki no fit do dis one o.

pablo aimar: Na market o,good white sneakers dey difficult to see

true talk. But y e come scarce now? When I no need am na everyday I dey see am

PapiDShipCapt: Broda na true ooh! Me don tire sef. I go carry money go market go find white sneakers to buy @ d end of d day na black shoe i go carry enter house

just don't make d mistake of wearing black shoe in camp, else na frog jump u go do tire

Palacedaughter: Me doesn't have anything except the fact that I am used to that area, I live there and I will find it easy. mhen, settling down in a new place is not a joke, accommodation and co...

I hail u o, when I'm already fed up of lagos. It's good to change environment don't u think?
And about accommodation, its not as bad as pple are claiming it to be jor.

Palacedaughter: good day guys. how are you rocking sunday?

So far u no dey comot for palace, me dey look 4 person wey go carry me go out ni o

adenjnr: #TeamGod'sWill o......... Buh Ogun bound sha

U too Ogun ehn, wetin dey dat place wey u guys dey rush to sef
Almost everybody in dis building na Ogun

PapiDShipCapt: Fuckluv n gfree i grt una ... Good mornong

Dhadha u sef too...

Me sef dey greet u.
Oya come carry me go do sunday

saintalone: I been go find u for house o... Not knowing say na wrong address u gimme...

Abi na d nxt street u go? D aboki go don beat u comot for thr be dat o
Anyway sorry 4 dat. I just wan make u know ma worth ni

saintalone: #hears her voice#
*hides bowl of ijebu garri under bed & cleans mouth...heads for the door*

Sweetheart welcome... Wetin u bring come jare...

*walks in looking tired*
I wan buy something come b4 sef but conductor don carry ma change go. Abeg d ijebu garri wey I meet 4 here las wk still dey? Make I drink jare wit d kulikuli wey I bought.

saintalone: Did I sincerely miss this?

When I don pass by tey tey. Whr u sef go

saintalone: Where is fuckluv sef... You never degwe today ooo

*okada drop me here*
Yeah I don reach o.
Erm saintalone na u be dis

legendsilver: Question of the day:
What is the similarity between a PERFECT WOMAN and a DINASAUR? Answer right n get a recharge card on ur mail. Jokes apart

Y should u compare a woman to dinosaur? Mi o like e o

adenjnr: yeah u r a genius
yh a prospective corper..... reppin Oba Awon University EFC class of 12
i hail everybody

We are geniuses
You are most welcome to da house, there are lots of OAU peeps in here too. Be free to mingle with everybody cos that's what we' re here for.

By d way, where would u like to serve? I'm eyeing Abuja.

adenjnr: @fuckluv
Gud morning........... Aw was ur nyt?

Splendid! I just can't believe I succeeded in making u drop ur first comment on nairaland since 2007!

I'm a genius!
How have u been? Are u also a prospective corper? Pls we want to see more of u here ade, don't say no

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Good morning

hopeyemmy: Hike?

Yes hike
Wo enu e

hopeyemmy: *checks time* Good morning, my very special friend.

No mind ma clock o, don't know where its rushing to.

Thanks for correcting Imanuelle on d Siwes thread. Fuckluv is neither a male nor female name na

Palacedaughter: me too. I think it's best that way

Not likely. There would be hike in the prices of things by then.

Good Afternoon ma fellow corpers. How una dey?

[quote author=hopeyemmy][/quote]Don't mind imanuelle jare

Imanuelle: not true Bro

Aiit. But y do assume I'm a boy?

write2obi: #20 pure water?? Are you a toad?

Try that food and see, you won't be needing anything except water