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Health / Re: Lady Confronts Another Lady At A Gym Over Body Odour (Video) by fuckluv(f): 4:47pm On Apr 09
santaclaws:
That's an insult. Even if the lady has body odour, there are ways you can approach her in person and talk to her, even she would appreciate.

Making a video and saying someone has body odour is just wrong.
It's not even right that she stand in front of AC everytime, blocking other people who are equally working out, to feel relaxed. She's a narcissist.

From the video i just watched, the lady was even polite enough. Na she dey do strong head and made them tell her say she get body odour.

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Phones / Re: Warning ⚠️ Mind What You Post On Whatsapp. Pics Attached by fuckluv(f): 12:45pm On Nov 24, 2023
grin grin Landlord no get chill
Celebrities / Re: Blue Aiva Meets With Obi Cubana (Photo) by fuckluv(f): 6:41pm On Jun 04, 2023
Blue is so lovable kiss

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Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Names Her Son RZA Athelston Mayers (Photos) by fuckluv(f): 10:44am On May 11, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Wait a minute
Nor be Rihanna get belle still fine so

Why our Nigerian women go get belle and suddenly turn into something else

Power of money. The amount of money Rihanna spent on skincare monthly is enough to feed some people for a year.

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Celebrities / Re: Nons Miraj Aka Ada Jesus Nose Job In Pictures by fuckluv(f): 12:05pm On May 08, 2023
Not bad if you can afford it.
Celebrities / Re: Elon Musk Removes Davido, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Other’s Twitter Verification Badges by fuckluv(f): 8:44am On Apr 21, 2023
😆😆 Elon is promoting equality

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Politics / Re: AGF Malami Is A Public Enemy - Tinubu Campaign by fuckluv(f): 10:48am On Feb 09, 2023
SLAP44:
Tinubu is fighting the North. He should be very careful.
North is untouchable abi
Family / Re: ..... by fuckluv(f): 10:16am On Dec 26, 2022
stacyadams:
I can't believe I just read this. grin
Honestly....like na by force undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Brixton Academy Stampede: Gabrielle Hutchinson Dies, One In Critical Condition by fuckluv(f): 9:23pm On Dec 19, 2022
samuelson06:
Seriously, what is she going to tell God on the other side? That she went for a show and there was stampede and she got crushed.

My people, it's high time we redefine our choices.

May her soul rest in peace.
Did you read the news at all? She was on her shift!

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Romance / Re: My Experience After I Got Advice On Nairaland by fuckluv(f): 7:51pm On Aug 19, 2022
shocked shocked shocked
In essence, you want to go and rape her in her house? See someone that should be coordinating the youth?

Oga oo.....things we read on nairaland

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Business / Re: How To Save More Money As A Nigerian by fuckluv(f): 5:00am On Jun 18, 2021
Great. Whether you're saving now to solve problems with it later or using it now to solve your problems, the idea is spending wisely.

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Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo’s Mother, Martina, Watches Him Play For The First Time In Stadium by fuckluv(f): 2:54pm On May 20, 2021
kissSo his mum is a Muslim

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Politics / Re: Tunde Abass: Lagos CP Redeploys DPO Onipanu, Others For Professional Misconduct by fuckluv(f): 11:34am On Mar 25, 2021
But the guy has been released now
Fashion / Re: Natural Skincare Training by fuckluv(f): 9:06pm On Mar 14, 2021
I really want to learn how to make my own cream. Can you teach someone to be a certified skincare therapist?
Sports / Re: Desire Oparanozie To Help Anthonia Abisola To Become A Professional Player by fuckluv(f): 1:46pm On Mar 11, 2021
Congrats girl
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Don’t Really Enjoy Sex, I Prefer Romance’: Nollywood Actress by fuckluv(f): 6:44pm On Aug 05, 2015
Alezy:
Lolz. ..don't worry I will fix u somewhere in Wike's cabinet. forgot Buhari. just come to ph
I don't want just anywhere, but Permanent Secretary will do cool
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Don’t Really Enjoy Sex, I Prefer Romance’: Nollywood Actress by fuckluv(f): 4:51pm On Aug 05, 2015
Alezy:
hnmm...dis woman, where av u been??
cheesy I've been busy scrambling for a position in Buhari's cabinet.
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Don’t Really Enjoy Sex, I Prefer Romance’: Nollywood Actress by fuckluv(f): 11:18pm On Aug 04, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Dem dey irritate me gaaaaaaaaan!!!!

Imagine! I went on a date with one NAIJA DUDE and made the VERITABLE mistake of inviting him to my bedroom in Nigeria! Only because AC dey for that part of house o! grin

As soon as he got inside, he had REMOVED HIS "troziz" and showed me his BLOKOS! shocked
I jussssss EYE am from head to toe.

Verrrrrry CRUDE!!!!! angry
cheesy cheesy
Na their way be that

Just go soft on them a little bit wink

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Celebrities / Re: ‘I Don’t Really Enjoy Sex, I Prefer Romance’: Nollywood Actress by fuckluv(f): 11:00pm On Aug 04, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Point of correction. I don't get phocked! I PHOCK right back! cool
Abi I be "latrine poohsie" for awon Bill Cosbys of Africa? undecided


I don't even remember the last time I phocked a man, but I SUPER-PHOCKED myself 2 hours ago! cool
It is soooooooo bad, I CAN'T stand a man in my bed!
When we finish "smoochie", I tell them to run along and GET IN THE DAMN BED MYSELF!

Most BLOKOSES ARE DAMN TOO SOFT THESE DAYS! Over-cooked NOODLES! Ta!!!! angry


Men irritate me to the WAZOO!
When you get tired of trading LUST for ROMANCE, and get rid of ALL OF DEM UNROMANTIC PHOCK-DOGS, your life will be more fulfilled!

I pity AFRICAN WOMEN!!!! cheesy
Yes! I DO MYSELF!
It is sweeter!
BITE ME! cool
grin grin grin
This lady and her comments!


Men don suffer for your hand! cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: Her Boyfriend Wants Her To Go For Abortion For The 3rd Time. by fuckluv(f): 12:33am On Aug 04, 2015
Girl 30, Boy 34 and they are still doing boyfriend girlfriend? lipsrsealed

Okay! Continu!

But that guy can never be ready for anything in his life
Romance / Re: How Do You Respond To Beggars On The Street by fuckluv(f): 6:32pm On Jul 19, 2015
truthlegend:
do u do these randomly or selectively
Randomly.
Romance / Re: 10 Accurate Signs On How To Tell If A Guy Is Gay by fuckluv(f): 3:30pm On Jul 19, 2015
Why not leave these gays alone undecided Everybody is entitled to his/life.
Romance / Re: Advice needed by fuckluv(f): 3:15pm On Jul 19, 2015
Rajjah:
I know he loves me. I know with the way he treats me. He tell me all his secrets. This particular girl started it all but how do I get the girl out.
shocked
If he truly loves you, why then is he cheating on you with this said girl? He tells you all his secrets but keep this particular one undecided

Girl stop deceiving yourself.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Respond To Beggars On The Street by fuckluv(f): 2:57pm On Jul 19, 2015
I give them money or buy foods/perishable items for them. What they do with it thereafter is none of my business.
Fashion / Re: How To Make Different Types Of Foot Wears... [Pictures Included] by fuckluv(f): 8:33am On May 04, 2015
Nice work Op smiley
Celebrities / Re: Nairalander Steps Out In Distressed Jeans by fuckluv(f): 4:13pm On May 03, 2015
OH LAWD!!! *fall from cashew tree* grin grin grin grin

Thanks Op for making my day cheesy

But this should be in the jokes section grin lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Photo: Guess What Buhari Is Discussing With Ameachi by fuckluv(f): 10:31am On Apr 27, 2015
elbinmanny:
so gays no longer have sitting rooms cheesy
Lol. I mean he's only in a relaxed position. You can choose to sit anyhow you like in your room now.
Politics / Re: Photo: Guess What Buhari Is Discussing With Ameachi by fuckluv(f): 9:36am On Apr 27, 2015
CountDracula:
This amaechi guy is definitely gay... Who d fvck sits like dat
Stop reading meanings to everything. He's in his sitting room for pete's sake.

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Certificate With The Nigerian Army - Senator Afikuyomi by fuckluv(f): 12:47am On Apr 03, 2015
Now who asked them to find it out? FOOLS!
If not that some people are just brainless and gullible, why would you believe that someone who once ruled the country and a former ARMY GENERAL never had a certificate?


Really I will be disappointed in Buhari if he failed to bring i*diot GEJ to book angry
He has extremely bastardize every sector in the country angry

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Politics / Re: Photos: President Jonathan Smiling After Buhari Was Declared Winner Yesterday by fuckluv(f): 11:22am On Apr 01, 2015
grin Erin ti o denu grin grin cheesy grin
Politics / Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by fuckluv(f): 11:06am On Apr 01, 2015
My favourites:
#babanowthatyouarethere#pls warn mtn to stop sending us those stupid sms while raising our hopes thinking its alerts. grin

#babanowthatyouarethere# pls shut all borders to prevent our jail candidates escaping to cotonou.

babanowthatyouarethere# titus used to have 8 fishes as at 1999, pls do something about it

Nigerians! grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: MEND Congratulates Buhari by fuckluv(f): 9:10am On Apr 01, 2015
Yes! These are credible people unlike tompolo, boyloaf, asari and their yeye MEND.

Jomo Gbomo's MEND has always given their support to the General.

God bless the true NIGER DELTANS
God bless NIGERIANS
God bless the GENERAL
God bless NAIRALANDERS.
Asiko yi a tu wa lara o.

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