stacyadams:
I can't believe I just read this.

Honestly....like na by force

samuelson06:
Seriously, what is she going to tell God on the other side? That she went for a show and there was stampede and she got crushed.

My people, it's high time we redefine our choices.

May her soul rest in peace.

Did you read the news at all? She was on her shift!

In essence, you want to go and rape her in her house? See someone that should be coordinating the youth?

Oga oo.....things we read on nairaland

Great. Whether you're saving now to solve problems with it later or using it now to solve your problems, the idea is spending wisely.

So his mum is a Muslim

But the guy has been released now

I really want to learn how to make my own cream. Can you teach someone to be a certified skincare therapist?

Congrats girl

Alezy:
Lolz. ..don't worry I will fix u somewhere in Wike's cabinet. forgot Buhari. just come to ph

I don't want just anywhere, but Permanent Secretary will do

Alezy:
hnmm...dis woman, where av u been??

I've been busy scrambling for a position in Buhari's cabinet.

KanwuliaJara:


Dem dey irritate me gaaaaaaaaan!!!!

Imagine! I went on a date with one NAIJA DUDE and made the VERITABLE mistake of inviting him to my bedroom in Nigeria! Only because AC dey for that part of house o!

As soon as he got inside, he had REMOVED HIS "troziz" and showed me his BLOKOS!
I jussssss EYE am from head to toe.

Verrrrrry CRUDE!!!!!

Na their way be that

Just go soft on them a little bit

KanwuliaJara:


Point of correction. I don't get phocked! I PHOCK right back!
Abi I be "latrine poohsie" for awon Bill Cosbys of Africa?


I don't even remember the last time I phocked a man, but I SUPER-PHOCKED myself 2 hours ago!
It is soooooooo bad, I CAN'T stand a man in my bed!
When we finish "smoochie", I tell them to run along and GET IN THE DAMN BED MYSELF!

Most BLOKOSES ARE DAMN TOO SOFT THESE DAYS! Over-cooked NOODLES! Ta!!!!


Men irritate me to the WAZOO!
When you get tired of trading LUST for ROMANCE, and get rid of ALL OF DEM UNROMANTIC PHOCK-DOGS, your life will be more fulfilled!

I pity AFRICAN WOMEN!!!!
Yes! I DO MYSELF!
It is sweeter!
BITE ME!

This lady and her comments!


Men don suffer for your hand!

Girl 30, Boy 34 and they are still doing boyfriend girlfriend?

Okay! Continu!

^{But that guy can never be ready for anything in his life}

truthlegend:
do u do these randomly or selectively

Randomly.

Why not leave these gays alone Everybody is entitled to his/life.

Rajjah:
I know he loves me. I know with the way he treats me. He tell me all his secrets. This particular girl started it all but how do I get the girl out.

If he truly loves you, why then is he cheating on you with this said girl? He tells you all his secrets but keep this particular one

Girl stop deceiving yourself.

I give them money or buy foods/perishable items for them. What they do with it thereafter is none of my business.

Nice work Op

OH LAWD!!! *fall from cashew tree*

Thanks Op for making my day

But this should be in the jokes section

elbinmanny:
so gays no longer have sitting rooms

Lol. I mean he's only in a relaxed position. You can choose to sit anyhow you like in your room now.

CountDracula:
This amaechi guy is definitely gay... Who d fvck sits like dat

Stop reading meanings to everything. He's in his sitting room for pete's sake.

Now who asked them to find it out? FOOLS!
If not that some people are just brainless and gullible, why would you believe that someone who once ruled the country and a former ARMY GENERAL never had a certificate?


Really I will be disappointed in Buhari if he failed to bring i*diot GEJ to book
He has extremely bastardize every sector in the country

Erin ti o denu

My favourites:
#babanowthatyouarethere#pls warn mtn to stop sending us those stupid sms while raising our hopes thinking its alerts.

#babanowthatyouarethere# pls shut all borders to prevent our jail candidates escaping to cotonou.

babanowthatyouarethere# titus used to have 8 fishes as at 1999, pls do something about it

Nigerians!

Yes! These are credible people unlike tompolo, boyloaf, asari and their yeye MEND.

Jomo Gbomo's MEND has always given their support to the General.

God bless the true NIGER DELTANS
God bless NIGERIANS
God bless the GENERAL
God bless NAIRALANDERS.
Asiko yi a tu wa lara o.

What is delaying Jega from continuing from where he stopped now He said 8pm and now its 10 o'clock already.
I just hope this whole drama won't be like the June 12 saga in which Abiola was known to be the winner but was not declared such.

I'm worried

Well I'm bothered about something.Jega said they will continue from where they stopped at 8pm and it's few minutes to 10 already.
Hope these whole thing won't be like the June '12 saga in which Abiola was presumed winner but was not eventually declared winner?

From a concerned APC fan

Werey ni Asaro Dokubo yi oo

How the mighty have fallen!

Victory is sweet aswear!!!

Sai BUHARI jor

Yayyyyyyyy!!!!

It is OFFICIAL!

All hail the Peoples General!!!

Enough of comedienne PEJ and her ilks in Aso Rock!

Eja tuntun ti wonu omi.

Wow!!! I feel sooo proud of my country once again

E don be for PDP be that o!
See how they're being beaten left, right and centre.





Chei!! Diaris God ooo