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Business / Re: How To Save More Money As A Nigerian by fuckluv(f): 5:00am On Jun 18
Great. Whether you're saving now to solve problems with it later or using it now to solve your problems, the idea is spending wisely.

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Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo’s Mother, Martina, Watches Him Play For The First Time In Stadium by fuckluv(f): 2:54pm On May 20
kissSo his mum is a Muslim

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Politics / Re: Tunde Abass: Lagos CP Redeploys DPO Onipanu, Others For Professional Misconduct by fuckluv(f): 11:34am On Mar 25
But the guy has been released now
Fashion / Re: Natural Skincare Training by fuckluv(f): 9:06pm On Mar 14
I really want to learn how to make my own cream. Can you teach someone to be a certified skincare therapist?
Sports / Re: Desire Oparanozie To Help Anthonia Abisola To Become A Professional Player by fuckluv(f): 1:46pm On Mar 11
Congrats girl
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Don’t Really Enjoy Sex, I Prefer Romance’: Nollywood Actress by fuckluv(f): 6:44pm On Aug 05, 2015
Alezy:
Lolz. ..don't worry I will fix u somewhere in Wike's cabinet. forgot Buhari. just come to ph
I don't want just anywhere, but Permanent Secretary will do cool
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Don’t Really Enjoy Sex, I Prefer Romance’: Nollywood Actress by fuckluv(f): 4:51pm On Aug 05, 2015
Alezy:
hnmm...dis woman, where av u been??
cheesy I've been busy scrambling for a position in Buhari's cabinet.
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Don’t Really Enjoy Sex, I Prefer Romance’: Nollywood Actress by fuckluv(f): 11:18pm On Aug 04, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Dem dey irritate me gaaaaaaaaan!!!!

Imagine! I went on a date with one NAIJA DUDE and made the VERITABLE mistake of inviting him to my bedroom in Nigeria! Only because AC dey for that part of house o! grin

As soon as he got inside, he had REMOVED HIS "troziz" and showed me his BLOKOS! shocked
I jussssss EYE am from head to toe.

Verrrrrry CRUDE!!!!! angry
cheesy cheesy
Na their way be that

Just go soft on them a little bit wink

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Celebrities / Re: ‘I Don’t Really Enjoy Sex, I Prefer Romance’: Nollywood Actress by fuckluv(f): 11:00pm On Aug 04, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Point of correction. I don't get phocked! I PHOCK right back! cool
Abi I be "latrine poohsie" for awon Bill Cosbys of Africa? undecided


I don't even remember the last time I phocked a man, but I SUPER-PHOCKED myself 2 hours ago! cool
It is soooooooo bad, I CAN'T stand a man in my bed!
When we finish "smoochie", I tell them to run along and GET IN THE DAMN BED MYSELF!

Most BLOKOSES ARE DAMN TOO SOFT THESE DAYS! Over-cooked NOODLES! Ta!!!! angry


Men irritate me to the WAZOO!
When you get tired of trading LUST for ROMANCE, and get rid of ALL OF DEM UNROMANTIC PHOCK-DOGS, your life will be more fulfilled!

I pity AFRICAN WOMEN!!!! cheesy
Yes! I DO MYSELF!
It is sweeter!
BITE ME! cool
grin grin grin
This lady and her comments!


Men don suffer for your hand! cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: Her Boyfriend Wants Her To Go For Abortion For The 3rd Time. by fuckluv(f): 12:33am On Aug 04, 2015
Girl 30, Boy 34 and they are still doing boyfriend girlfriend? lipsrsealed

Okay! Continu!

But that guy can never be ready for anything in his life
Romance / Re: How Do You Respond To Beggars On The Street by fuckluv(f): 6:32pm On Jul 19, 2015
truthlegend:
do u do these randomly or selectively
Randomly.
Romance / Re: 10 Accurate Signs On How To Tell If A Guy Is Gay by fuckluv(f): 3:30pm On Jul 19, 2015
Why not leave these gays alone undecided Everybody is entitled to his/life.
Romance / Re: Advice needed by fuckluv(f): 3:15pm On Jul 19, 2015
Rajjah:
I know he loves me. I know with the way he treats me. He tell me all his secrets. This particular girl started it all but how do I get the girl out.
shocked
If he truly loves you, why then is he cheating on you with this said girl? He tells you all his secrets but keep this particular one undecided

Girl stop deceiving yourself.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Respond To Beggars On The Street by fuckluv(f): 2:57pm On Jul 19, 2015
I give them money or buy foods/perishable items for them. What they do with it thereafter is none of my business.
Fashion / Re: How To Make Different Types Of Foot Wears... [Pictures Included] by fuckluv(f): 8:33am On May 04, 2015
Nice work Op smiley
Celebrities / Re: Nairalander Steps Out In Distressed Jeans by fuckluv(f): 4:13pm On May 03, 2015
OH LAWD!!! *fall from cashew tree* grin grin grin grin

Thanks Op for making my day cheesy

But this should be in the jokes section grin lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Photo: Guess What Buhari Is Discussing With Ameachi by fuckluv(f): 10:31am On Apr 27, 2015
elbinmanny:
so gays no longer have sitting rooms cheesy
Lol. I mean he's only in a relaxed position. You can choose to sit anyhow you like in your room now.
Politics / Re: Photo: Guess What Buhari Is Discussing With Ameachi by fuckluv(f): 9:36am On Apr 27, 2015
CountDracula:
This amaechi guy is definitely gay... Who d fvck sits like dat
Stop reading meanings to everything. He's in his sitting room for pete's sake.

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Certificate With The Nigerian Army - Senator Afikuyomi by fuckluv(f): 12:47am On Apr 03, 2015
Now who asked them to find it out? FOOLS!
If not that some people are just brainless and gullible, why would you believe that someone who once ruled the country and a former ARMY GENERAL never had a certificate?


Really I will be disappointed in Buhari if he failed to bring i*diot GEJ to book angry
He has extremely bastardize every sector in the country angry

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Politics / Re: Photos: President Jonathan Smiling After Buhari Was Declared Winner Yesterday by fuckluv(f): 11:22am On Apr 01, 2015
grin Erin ti o denu grin grin cheesy grin
Politics / Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by fuckluv(f): 11:06am On Apr 01, 2015
My favourites:
#babanowthatyouarethere#pls warn mtn to stop sending us those stupid sms while raising our hopes thinking its alerts. grin

#babanowthatyouarethere# pls shut all borders to prevent our jail candidates escaping to cotonou.

babanowthatyouarethere# titus used to have 8 fishes as at 1999, pls do something about it

Nigerians! grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: MEND Congratulates Buhari by fuckluv(f): 9:10am On Apr 01, 2015
Yes! These are credible people unlike tompolo, boyloaf, asari and their yeye MEND.

Jomo Gbomo's MEND has always given their support to the General.

God bless the true NIGER DELTANS
God bless NIGERIANS
God bless the GENERAL
God bless NAIRALANDERS.
Asiko yi a tu wa lara o.

Politics / Re: All APC Nairaland Supporters, AKA progressives, Fall In. by fuckluv(f): 9:44pm On Mar 31, 2015
What is delaying Jega from continuing from where he stopped now He said 8pm and now its 10 o'clock already.
I just hope this whole drama won't be like the June 12 saga in which Abiola was known to be the winner but was not declared such.

I'm worried embarassed
Politics / Re: APC Campaign Organisation Blasts Orubebe by fuckluv(f): 9:24pm On Mar 31, 2015
Well I'm bothered about something.Jega said they will continue from where they stopped at 8pm and it's few minutes to 10 already.
Hope these whole thing won't be like the June '12 saga in which Abiola was presumed winner but was not eventually declared winner?

From a concerned APC fan sad
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Disassociates Self From Tweet Attributed To Him by fuckluv(f): 6:55pm On Mar 31, 2015
grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin

Werey ni Asaro Dokubo yi oo

How the mighty have fallen!

Victory is sweet aswear!!! grin

Sai BUHARI jor smiley

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Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by fuckluv(f): 6:10pm On Mar 31, 2015
Yayyyyyyyy!!!!

It is OFFICIAL!

All hail the Peoples General!!!

Enough of comedienne PEJ and her ilks in Aso Rock!

Eja tuntun ti wonu omi.

Wow!!! I feel sooo proud of my country once again cool cool smiley
Politics / Re: Okorocha Catches Alleged PDP Loyalists With Ballot Boxes In Imo (photos) by fuckluv(f): 1:05pm On Mar 31, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
E don be for PDP be that o!
See how they're being beaten left, right and centre.





Chei!! Diaris God ooo cry
Politics / Re: APC Wins PDP 499 To 0 Votes In Buhari’s Polling Unit by fuckluv(f): 10:08am On Mar 29, 2015
grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Finecoat pain factory on fire by fuckluv(f): 6:46pm On Mar 11, 2015
Confirmed. Its Finecoat Paint factory at Casso bus stop not also.


Modified
Fire service just got there now.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of "Dying Buhari" Inside The Ambulance @ Heathrow Airport In London by fuckluv(f): 5:32pm On Feb 20, 2015
omenka:
But come oo, e be like say the man come switch caps with Buhari oo!! Dudes must really be close!! cheesycheesy
No, he has changed into another clothes after checking-in his hotel room. Spot the difference smiley

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Politics / Re: Pondering Why People With No Conscience Are Defecting! Check Here by fuckluv(f): 8:11am On Feb 20, 2015
barcanista:
Bros, I beg you let's allow the matter to rest. Please...?
Holy Moses!!! shocked shocked shocked
So it's true lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

You were one of the few people I respected on this forum. Now you've been RUBBISHED! Good name is indeed better than riches.

Guy I'll advice you to change your moniker embarassed
FFK of our time undecided undecided

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