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Nairaland / General / Re: Photo: What Miracle Can Make This Fellow Survive This? by fuckshit: 8:31pm On Jul 26, 2015
yea, a fυςking Photoshop miracle can fυςking happen grin grin

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Romance / Re: Why Some Women Might Never Find True Love by fuckshit: 4:42pm On Jul 26, 2015
fυςking lovely write up;


And by the way there are men that do the same thing; I just wanted to be clear on that.
on fυςking point too; it's fυςking “crystal clear" grin grin
Romance / Re: What Should I Do by fuckshit: 4:24pm On Jul 26, 2015
… But here you are talking about love. Am sure you don't know what love is all about
If she don't respect you while she is dating you, she won't respect you when you marry her. If she cheat on you while dating, she will cheat on you when you marry her.
If you end up marrying her, believe me, you will regret it. And don't blame God for the outcome cos He has warned you already. Let her go. You will surely find another good girl. Forget about all you have spent. Like one Nairalander said, she won't find a better guy.
OP, that's all; the fυςking conclusion grin grin
Romance / Re: What Should I Do by fuckshit: 4:21pm On Jul 26, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:

Ma nigga fùckshit
a great fυςking weekend to you grin grin
Romance / Re: What Should I Do by fuckshit: 7:48pm On Jul 25, 2015
osemwengie1:
the last pic is not uploading. seriously I love this girl, she's in my house now. and no genuine remorse in her.
just fυςking try; upload it; this is fυςking interesting; grin grin
Romance / Re: What Should I Do by fuckshit: 7:41pm On Jul 25, 2015
fυςking interesting; bad aşş motherfυςker; his missing the fυςking pυssy grin grin

Celebrities / Re: Spotted In Lagos Yesterday (caption This Photo) by fuckshit: 7:22pm On Jul 25, 2015
fυςk!!! great fυςking aşş; she's got a fυςking bright future behind her grin grin

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Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Ladies This Myopic? by fuckshit: 7:15pm On Jul 25, 2015
fυςking nice write up OP; thou not all Nigeria ladies; they're ladies who fυςking reason intelligently grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Uniport Girl Who Slept With A Politician Just For #50,000 by fuckshit: 6:34pm On Jul 25, 2015
OP, her fυςking life; her fυςking pυssy grin grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Angry With Me Because Of This.....( PHOTO ) by fuckshit: 10:42am On Jul 19, 2015
fυςking perfect reply; send the bitçh sђit grin grin
Celebrities / Re: New Photos Of Denrele by fuckshit: 9:16pm On Jul 17, 2015
fυςking lovely grin grin
Romance / Re: GUYS ONLY!!! Pick Your Preferable(pic) by fuckshit: 8:51pm On Jul 15, 2015
I prefer the pointers breast,I love to roll my thumb and the index fingere arOund the Tip and moreeover the breast is not too big it's something I cld cup my hand around anytime most especially whilst sleeping at night
on fυςking point; POINTERS grin grin
Romance / Re: She Came To Do Her Assignment And You Met Her Like This by fuckshit: 6:51pm On Jul 15, 2015
great fυςking aşş; the assignment will be to fυςking please that bööty grin grin

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Romance / Re: Who Is Enjoying It The Most? by fuckshit: 6:14pm On Jul 15, 2015
the fυςking facial expression of number 3 shows she's fυςking having the pleasure of her life; guessing she's having her puşşy sucked; she's the one enjoying the most grin grin

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Romance / Re: Can Gifts Pave The Way To A Girl's Heart? by fuckshit: 8:22pm On Jul 14, 2015
My question goes out to all and sundry.... Will gifts pave a way for the girl to fall in love with him?
in some fυςking instances, YES; In an ideal world, it is nice if everyone you wanted will just fυςking fall in love with you & fυςking take you to forever land & live happily ever after. But, in the real world, it doesn’t work that way. You have to fυςking work for it & you have to play the fυςking game to be in the game; fυςking giving gifts is one fυςking way; quoting...

Proverbs 18:16 ► Parallel Verses

King James Bible
A man's gift maketh room for him, and bringeth him before great men.

GOD'S WORD® Translation
A gift opens doors for the one who gives it and brings him into the presence of great people.

English Revised Version
A man's gift maketh room for him, and bringeth him before great men.

World English Bible
A man's gift makes room for him, and brings him before great men.
gifts will fυςking open “GREAT DOORS" & fυςking bring you to that fυςking special place in her heart; since TRUE LOVE grows with time;

BUT.. as a guy do fυςking remember, you are playing the fυςking emotional game; the fυςking trap of giving of gifts you set is like a fυςking double edged sword. If you are not fυςking careful, you might fυςk yourself up in the process; be fυςking smart; no fall mugu grin grin

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Romance / Re: Things You Should Never Do by fuckshit: 11:38am On Jul 14, 2015
fυςking nice one; fυςking love this
✓ Never make someone a priority yet they take you as their option.
this is one fυςking awesome tip for those in a relationship; “Relationships work best when they are fυςking balanced.” grin grin

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Romance / Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by fuckshit: 1:36pm On Jul 13, 2015
fexyrich:
e be lyk say na united states of ajegunle dem born u..Dis one wey u just dey blow all dis grammer..abeg i no fvck anytin oo!!I am innocent oo..infact my name is innocent!! grin grin
fυςking good for you; keep being fυςking innocent grin grin
Romance / Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by fuckshit: 6:22pm On Jul 11, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


Dats ma nigga fvckshit putting the smack down on these biitches
I salute you too; it's the fυςking “game"; I learnt the fυςking hard way & i take no motherfυςking prisoners grin grin
Romance / Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by fuckshit: 3:12pm On Jul 11, 2015
fexyrich:
I swear u be original Goat grin grin
naw!!! fυςk that şhit motherfυςker; ain't no fυςking goat; but I am fυςking sure you are; a bloody fυςking HE GOAT grin grin
Romance / Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by fuckshit: 12:53pm On Jul 11, 2015
Ishilove:

You need Jesus.
we all do grin grin
Romance / Re: True Or False by fuckshit: 10:32pm On Jul 10, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


Ma nigga
I fυςking salute thee grin grin
Romance / Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by fuckshit: 10:18pm On Jul 10, 2015
that's the fυςking “game" that's how certain bitçhes who are in a relationship play these days; you've got to fυςking play smart too;
Tell her the seller did not have the one you wanted and as soon as they get it, you will bring it for her. Then let her know about the messages you saw and tell her you need a break.
now this is a fυςking good one BUT a fυςking suggestion here; before telling her about the fυςking messages & needing a fυςking break; dude! make sure you fυςk her real good;

be fυςking smart; that's one of the rules of the fυςking “game"; & you should fυςking know this, even if you don't give her the fυςking phone, another fυςking mugu will always be there that will fυςking buy the phone for her grin grin

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Romance / Re: True Or False by fuckshit: 8:40pm On Jul 10, 2015
so fυςking true grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Afro Candy Shares 4th Of July Photos by fuckshit: 10:05am On Jul 05, 2015
bloody fυςk!!! now this is more like it; she's fυςking HOT!!! grin grin

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