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Romance / Re: The Truth About Me And Mrsphyno by fuckshit: 3:31pm On Nov 24, 2015
Darven:
undecided I know I opened a thread last week saying mrsphyno was a guy. undecided I did it because I wanted to be sure I wasn't crushing on a guy.
that's fυςking ok
And the mumu wrote her name on a big cardboard and hanged it on her neck like deaf and dumb and posted the picture on her dp grin
fυςking lost here fυςk!!! from a fυςking crush to a fυςking mumu; how come hey, dude were you expecting a fυςking picture of her pυssy? grin
I was crushing on her and I opened lots of threads about her,
fυςking romantic;
but I don't give a fcck about her anymore. I don't see anything special in the biitch anymore.

I was just wasting my time. Fcck you mrsphyno. You are just like everyother average girl undecided

Peace!
fυςk!!! fυςking sad undecided no fυςking worries; another bitςh crush will fυςking come your fυςking way grin grin

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Fashion / Re: When The Evil Spirit In You Is A Fashionista(screenshot) by fuckshit: 4:40pm On Nov 21, 2015
naw!!! this dude is just fυςking expressing himself; his fυςking letting the world know his aşşhole is fυςking available; the fυςking pic tells it all;
any diςk out there? come fυςk my aşşhole grin grin

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Romance / Re: He's Only Using You For Sex - Debunked by fuckshit: 7:36pm On Nov 16, 2015
fυςking awesome; a big fυςking applause; fυςking love this write up grin grin

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Romance / Re: Could She Be Occultic Or Is It Normal Come And See Guys by fuckshit: 7:16pm On Nov 16, 2015
Nigerians, always quick to put the blame on the supernatural.

OP, is she your wife? Is she your girlfriend? If the answers to this questions are in the negative, then you should call the mods to delete this thread, because it's a waste of time.

You are being payed to do what she wants you to do, the reason behind her not wanting you to penetrate her shouldn't be your concern, so do what she wants and stop complaining like a kid.
GBAM!!! fυςkingtastic; OP, fυςking take note grin grin

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Romance / Re: Could She Be Occultic Or Is It Normal Come And See Guys by fuckshit: 6:59pm On Nov 16, 2015
you lick plate? If yes that's your duty forget the rest, at least you get paid... enjoy yah money... ..
fυςking good one;
BUT.. OP, you could fυςking tell her you need a fυςking promotion; that it's time you fυςking graduate from pυssy licking and fïngering to fυςking her with your diςk grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Oh Dear, You Won’t Believe What This Company Specializes In Making (photos) by fuckshit: 5:21pm On Nov 15, 2015
fυςkingtastic grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Pics Of Denrele And Androgynous Looking Ghanaian Singer, Wiyaala At AFRIMA 2015 by fuckshit: 1:59pm On Nov 15, 2015
MrsPhyno:

I love your philosophy grin
a big fυςking thanks grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Pics Of Denrele And Androgynous Looking Ghanaian Singer, Wiyaala At AFRIMA 2015 by fuckshit: 1:32pm On Nov 15, 2015
His life, his business
fυςkingtastic; his fυςking life; his fυςking business; grin grin
Romance / Re: What Is This???? by fuckshit: 12:49pm On Nov 15, 2015
bloody fυςking ‘‘traffic cone'' grin grin
Romance / Re: Should I Ask Him Out? by fuckshit: 3:57pm On Nov 13, 2015
Asking him out? I don't buy that idea....just. Give him that grren light, make it a bit obvious you like him....whenever he holds your hands....smile like you just won lottery grin ......do what ever you know can get that guy...don't allow another lady take him grin

Don't dull tongue
fυςking nice one; OP, here's a fυςking good answer for you;

BUT.. it's not a fυςking big deal if you fυςking ask him out;

OR just fυςking tell him; you like him and would like to fυςk him; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Which University In Nigeria Do They Have The Most Naughty Or Craziest Ladies by fuckshit: 10:49am On Nov 05, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


fuckshit
bloody fυςking şhit; can fυςking see it; she's got one fυςking awesome aşş; grin grin
Romance / Re: What Is This Guy Listening To? by fuckshit: 6:16pm On Nov 01, 2015
fυςking listening to his fυςking rhythmic pulsating diςk; grin grin

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Events / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by fuckshit: 6:04pm On Nov 01, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
I'd like to give a new mo th shout out
to my homies
the legendary Iamlegend
Fuckshit
the lovely Creamish
Mrsphyno I feel ya

the baddest
Punkyveer
Cutehector
jimicoker
jonaifame22

I luv y'all. stay awesome.
fυςking cool; a fυςking awesome; fυςking fun filled month to you; grin grin
Fashion / Re: Urinating Made"easy" For Ladies?? by fuckshit: 4:29pm On Oct 25, 2015
jeffizy:
Hell no!
You took our trouser, we never complained.
You've started wearing our hesiki trad wear, we only frowned.
Now you wanna steal our stand and discharge urinal style?
Fuckinng NO!
I wish Mr fuckshit can come and drop some fuçkin lines here.
well, ain't got no fυςking qualms about this; would fυςking love to see how fυςking perfect a lady's aim will fυςking be while she's fυςking taking a piss; grin grin
Romance / Re: Can You Forgive Your Girlfriend Or Fiancee If She Did Dis To You by fuckshit: 2:10pm On Oct 25, 2015
Anyss:


Chai Bros u too like fυck. Wetin self? U wan kill urself? See im moniker gan. Jus busy f*ucking d f*ucking f*uckers
fυςking right; it's one of the most fυςking interesting word in the English language; I ain't fυςking killing myself; just fυςking having fun grin grin

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Romance / Re: Can You Forgive Your Girlfriend Or Fiancee If She Did Dis To You by fuckshit: 1:52pm On Oct 25, 2015
I duno why people get worked up in life.. Dat someone cheats on u without u two being legally bound doesn't mean u will begin to do all manner of things against dat person..
fυςking right; no need to fυςking get worked up;
I will sound this to evryone readin my comment, evryboyfrnd or girlfrnd is absolutely free to do whatever he or she pleases as long as they havnt made any vows whatsoever to u. U don't own them, and they don't own u.
fυςking true; that's the fυςking “unwritten" rule of this bloody fυςking bullşhit “game"; she's fυςking saying “I LOVE YOU" to one fυςking “cool headed" nice guy; while she's getting her pυssy fυςked by another bad αss motherfυςker; same with the guy; his fυςking saying “I LOVE YOU" yet his fυςking another tight αss pυssy by the side;
BUT… it's fυςking good if one fυςking defines their relationship; that way one fυςking knows which direction one is fυςking heading; (open relationship fυςking rocks)

in fυςking conclusion; if you're fυςking unhappy; fυςking leave; don't cheat; one is fυςking free to choose which diςk or pυssy he or she wants to fυςk grin grin

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Romance / Re: What Would You Do In This Situation?:(pics) by fuckshit: 12:44pm On Oct 25, 2015
what else ; fυςk the bitςh grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Marriage Photo (hmmmmm) by fuckshit: 10:22am On Oct 25, 2015
jeffizy:

You're a fuςking maestro.
a big fυςking thanks; fυςking getting there, gradually; it's a fυςking “work in progress" grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Caption This Marriage Photo (hmmmmm) by fuckshit: 6:06pm On Oct 24, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


Mr Fuckshit
Awesome post as aalways
on fùcking point ma nigga
a big fυςking thanks; grin grin
Romance / Re: What Are The Things You Love/like About The Opposite Sex (in Naija) by fuckshit: 6:03pm On Oct 24, 2015
yea! they're fυςking hot; fυςking caring; know how to fυςking take care of their men; this should fυςking suffice grin grin
Romance / Re: Check Out This Seductive Dance ! by fuckshit: 5:45pm On Oct 24, 2015
now that's one hot fυςking aşş; if one fυςking grasp this bööty; letting go will be a fυςking nightmare grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Marriage Photo (hmmmmm) by fuckshit: 5:10pm On Oct 24, 2015
Babe2sure:



Oh my God!
Post of the week for me!
You have summed it all.
gringringringrin …..
a big fυςking thanks; grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Marriage Photo (hmmmmm) by fuckshit: 5:03pm On Oct 24, 2015
capsule:
...fuςking funny post u fuςking got there.
fυςking having fun grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Caption This Marriage Photo (hmmmmm) by fuckshit: 1:13pm On Oct 22, 2015
how fυςking awesome; she's blessings the diςk; be fυςking strong; rigid and be ever fυςking ready when duty fυςking calls;

The guy; you this fυςking gorgeous breaşt; from today you are mine; i am now your fυςking owner and landlord; give me fυςking pleasure and satisfaction when duty fυςking calls; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Guide How To Make Woman Happy by fuckshit: 8:27pm On Oct 19, 2015
fυςking nice one; BUT one should fυςking note this; happiness is a fυςking Two-Way Street: If you are only focusing on fυςking making your woman happy; but she never puts in any fυςking effort to make you happy then you have a fυςking recipe for disaster.
be prepared to be fυςked up!!

If you are constantly doing fυςking nice things for your woman and making sure that she's fυςking enjoying your relationship; but she's not reciprocating; then you are potentially getting fυςked;

MONEY is equally fυςking important grin grin

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Crime / Re: Woman Stabs 3-year-old Son ‘three Times’ To Hurt Her Warring Husband (photo) by fuckshit: 12:35pm On Oct 18, 2015
this is one hell of a dumb şhit; bloody fυςking anger; fυςking taking it out on her own 3 year old son; fυςking şhit;
Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.
Aristotle grin grin
Literature / Re: Poem: Take A Break And Order For A Cake. by fuckshit: 12:08pm On Oct 18, 2015
fυςking awesome; a fυςking good write up grin grin

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Romance / Re: Am In Love With My Best Friend.. by fuckshit: 8:13pm On Oct 17, 2015
SirJeffry:
chai, where have you been? Fvcking some Sh1t I guess? grin

you fυςking guessed right;
@topic, why will a man in a relationship have a woman as a best friend? During my dating days, I dumped my girlfriends who had excessive male friends because stuff like this always happens.

Nonsense. angry


on fυςking point; I learnt this fυςking lesson the fυςking hard way; and the fυςking bitςh!!! fυςking şhit!!! we were “friends"; fυςking good friends; but that did not stop her; i got fυςked up!
şhit happens grin grin

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Romance / Re: Am In Love With My Best Friend.. by fuckshit: 7:54pm On Oct 17, 2015
fυςk!!!
... But something happened. We started developing feelings for each other. we have started loosing feelings for our partners.
şhit happens;
The question is
Is it prober for us to continue our relationship with our previous partners
Or
I date my best friend.
guy, no dulling; it's the fυςking “game"; fυςking continue with your previous relationship and begin fυςking your “best friend"; while the fυςking “feeling" is still there; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Crazy About Big Butts? by fuckshit: 6:33pm On Oct 15, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
At this point I would like to recommend that all romancelanders desist from indulging the OP with any more talk
until such a time she deems it necessary to provide us with a graphic illustration of her proble ....

fυςking agree grin grin

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Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Crazy About Big Butts? by fuckshit: 4:29pm On Oct 15, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
We need pictures to be able fully assess this issue
And there we can advice you better
in fυςking agreement; need to see fυςking pics; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Should She Quit Her Relationship? by fuckshit: 3:42pm On Oct 15, 2015
fυςk!!!
■he doesn't believe in paying tithes
■he doesn't believe in speaking in tongues

These two points she says are of great importance to her Christian life.

OP; fυςking question; are they fυςking? because if they are; it's no fυςking problem grin grin

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