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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Slept With My Best Friend by fuckshit: 7:18pm On Oct 09, 2017
... But through all of this, I still love him, but hate him at the same time from taking away my best friend from me cry...I really love this guy cry...I don't know what to do cry
bloody fυςking shït; “two can fυςking play this game” go fυςk his best friend too; and make sure you give him the best fυςking of his motherfυςking life;

that's what you should fυςking do; it'll fυςking take care of the “hate" you fυςking have for him; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Can A Woman Say "FVCK YOU" ? by fuckshit: 10:58am On Aug 13, 2017
a big fυςking yes! they fυςking can;

fυςk is an obscene English language word, which fυςking refers to the act of seχual intercοurse and also commonly used as a fυςking intensifier or to fυςking denote disdain;

“fυςk you” this fυςking phrase can be fυςking used in many fυςking different ways;

It can be fυςking used in a fυςking offensive manner with the fυςking intention to fυςking hurt another person;
eχample; fυςk you, you desperate bitςh;
or as a fυςking expression of contempt.

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It can also be a fυςking way to express your fυςking seχual desire over another fυςking person of opposite or same seχ;
eχample; i want to fυςk you; will you fυςking get into my room; wink

It can fυςking express a deep fυςking repulsion or the fυςking desire for another person to fυςking leave;

eχample; Amina: sweet heart; am fυςking hοrny; I want to fυςk you right now;
Según: (watching the English Premier League) fυςk you; I'll fυςking have to ostracize you now for wanting to fυςk me right now;

Finally; fυςking said in anger or dismay at another fυςking person's remark;
eχample;
Amina: you're a little fυςking diςk
Según: oh! fυςk you bitςh;

in fυςking agreement; women can fυςk men as well; o! bloody fυςk! cοwgirl, reverse cοwgirl pοsitions; fυςking awesome pοsitions; not fυςking forgetting the face off; this fυςking pοsition offers a fυςking special level of fυςking intimαcy; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Guys Can You Date This Hot Girl Who Shows Off Her Sexy Pubic Region by fuckshit: 7:03pm On Aug 11, 2017
bloody fυςk!!! That's Pearl Garavaglia ; fυςking awesome fitness trainer; grin grin

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Romance / Re: What Joy Do Men Derive From Ladies Rubbing Their Head? by fuckshit: 6:09pm On Aug 11, 2017
Abiagirl777:
coolnawaoo,imagine what a grown ass man requests for,maybe he gets aroused through the head while some ears and their worthless nipples(men nipples ).
fυςking disagree here; it ain't fυςking worthless; some men derive fυςking awesome pleasure when a lady fυςking “plays" with them niρρles during seχ;
i rub my mans head when I'm apologising other than that most men find it insulting.
on fυςking point!!! grin grin
Romance / Re: Name D People U Like And Hate In This Rums And Why by fuckshit: 6:43pm On Jun 19, 2017
sexybbstar:


You once told me that is your real name... Abi u dey lie ni?
bloody fυςk!!! am all fυςking laughs here; lady! that's fυςking horse shוt; fuckshit never fυςking told you that;
just fυςking hope you're not a fυςking “victim" of them bloody copycat motherfυςkers; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Name D People U Like And Hate In This Rums And Why by fuckshit: 6:19pm On Jun 19, 2017
sexybbstar:
...
Lastly I like Dickson aka fuckshit for his F word.
...
fυςk!!! fυςking confused here;
how the bloody fυςk is “Dickson" fuckshit! grin grin

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Romance / Re: Some Nairalanders And Their Personalities. by fuckshit: 7:45pm On Jun 05, 2017
sexybbstar:

No,....
hmm!!! fυςking plan for it; take a fυςking trip; you'll fυςking love it; grin grin
Romance / Re: Some Nairalanders And Their Personalities. by fuckshit: 11:12am On Jun 05, 2017
sexybbstar:


oh!that's cool. ..
yeah... fυςking cool; guessing you've had fυςking awesome cool experiences in Abuja; grin grin
Romance / Re: Back From A Ban!!! by fuckshit: 7:21pm On Jun 04, 2017
sexybbstar:
...
I miss fuckshit and his "f" word.
fυςking awesome; all fυςking smiles here; grin grin
Romance / Re: Some Nairalanders And Their Personalities. by fuckshit: 7:18pm On Jun 04, 2017
sexybbstar:


where do u live ?
a fυςking awesome place called Abuja... grin grin

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Romance / Re: Mention Two Monikers That Their Personalities Suit Eachother by fuckshit: 10:27pm On Jun 02, 2017
Nerul:
Fuckshit keh shocked
fυςk!!! no fυςking worries; i fυςking bite; just a little; grin grin
Romance / Re: Shock New Trend!!! Men Are Not Only Sagging Their Trousers… by fuckshit: 9:37pm On Jun 02, 2017
ErnieSmallzz:
b fucking nice, fuckshit lipsrsealed grin
bloody fυςk!!! that ain't fuckshit; just another bloody fυςking motherfυςker; a bloody fυςking copycat; grin grin
Romance / Re: Mention Two Monikers That Their Personalities Suit Eachother by fuckshit: 9:27pm On Jun 02, 2017
AggressiveFucker:
Fuckshit and nerul (mehn i just love this name....and my oh my that lip is killing me shocked)
bloody fυςk!!! am all fυςking laughs here... grin grin

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Romance / Re: Some Nairalanders And Their Personalities. by fuckshit: 9:10pm On Jun 02, 2017
sexybbstar:

FUCKSHIT-His comments is never complete without the word" f*ck".
fυςking right...

Most times, he writes the opposite of what is in his mind.He pretends to hate a thread at times but deep in his heart he likes it.
bloody fυςk!!! ding! ding! ding! not fυςking right;

I won't be surprised if he's a gentle guy in reality. grin
fυςking trust me sexy; this motherfυςker down south ain't fυςking gentle; he's fυςking ruthless; wink

bloody fυςk!!!
now that's one fυςking sexy portable αss you've got;
fυςk!!! grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Your Beauty Is Defined By You by fuckshit: 4:35pm On Apr 09, 2017
fυςking good one; grin grin
Romance / Re: loving the wrong person?.. HELP! by fuckshit: 12:02am On Apr 01, 2017
bloody fυςking shוt!!!

fυςking get another bitςh; as soon as fυςking possible;
be fυςking ready to make her your fυςking main bitςh; grin grin
Education / Re: JAMB Scraps Mouse, Adopts “Eight-Key Device” System For 2017 CBT Exam by fuckshit: 11:11pm On Mar 31, 2017
chuks34:
no wonder u bear fuckshit grin
bloody fυςking no; that bloody motherfυςker ain't fuckshit; that's one bloody fυςking copycat;
copycat ;a bloody fυςking person or fυςking thing that fυςking copies, imitates, mimics, or fυςking follows the lead of another;
grin grin
Romance / Re: Should I Go By Flesh Or Use Condom? by fuckshit: 10:42pm On Mar 27, 2017
Alesandese:
Fvckshit? .

What happened to your main? cheesy
fυςking check; this is fuckshit; fυςking different from that bloody motherfυςker with a fυςking “V"; fuckshit has no bloody fυςking idea who that bloody motherfυςker with the bloody fυςking “V" is; except that; this motherfυςker fυςking enjoys using this word; “fυςking"
A fυςking thumbs up for that; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Should I Go By Flesh Or Use Condom? by fuckshit: 9:51pm On Mar 27, 2017
ZarZar:


Which fuçking head? Up or down. Be more specific when talking to the rétarded grin
his fυςking head and not his bloody fυςking diςk; which is bloody fυςking good for fυςking pυssies and not for thinking grin grin

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Romance / Re: Should I Go By Flesh Or Use Condom? by fuckshit: 9:45pm On Mar 27, 2017
BUTCHCASSIDY:

Fuckshit! grin
yes o! that's one bloody fυςking horse shוt reason; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Should I Go By Flesh Or Use Condom? by fuckshit: 9:39pm On Mar 27, 2017
...but still insists that condoms are meant for whores...
fυςking bull shוt; bloody fυςk!!! she's got fυςking issues​; are you bloody fυςking ready to face the consequences of fυςking that pυssy without a bloody fυςking condom; if your answer is YES; fυςking go ahead; BUT...
If your head is telling you a bloody fυςking NO; then fυςking follow your head;
her fυςking reason for not wanting to use a fυςking condom is nothing but bull shוt; fυςking rubbish; grin grin

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Romance / Re: My Gf Is Fun Of Urinating Anytime I Eat Her Bong Hole. by fuckshit: 8:57pm On Mar 26, 2017
Epositive:

your main was fvcking banned i guess cool
a big fυςking no; no one fυςking banned fuckshit; fυςking seems you're bloody fυςking having fuckshit confused with some other bloody motherfυςker grin grin
Romance / Re: My Gf Is Fun Of Urinating Anytime I Eat Her Bong Hole. by fuckshit: 8:39pm On Mar 26, 2017
a big fυςking appluase to you; that fυςking means you're sucking that pυssy well; fυςking thumbs up; grin grin

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Romance / Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by fuckshit: 2:36pm On Mar 18, 2017
GloriaSabipeepz:
... Because it's so basic, some might claim that it's boring, but as an outspoken proponent of the classic move, I think guy-on-top definitely has its perks.
fυςking right

These include, but are not limited to, amazing eye contact, mouth availability for kissing, and the view—obvi.
bloody fυςk!!! the view; it's one fυςking awesome view; one will fυςking have a bloody fυςking view of the breαst; the fυςking visibility of the nippΙes;

you'll fυςking see them nippΙes stand out; quite literally; fυςk!!! the fυςking thoughts begin; you fυςking go for it;
beginning right at the fυςking point where her breαst starts to rise from her chest; and fυςking spiral slowly inward with your fingertips until you fυςking reach the nippΙe; once you hit the fυςking bull's-eye; suck, gently bite, fυςking grab it; fυςking have fun;

Bloody fυςk!!! that's how fυςking awesome the missionary position can be; grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Wanna Get Rid Of Her by fuckshit: 9:06pm On Jun 20, 2016
bloody fυςking shιt; guy you fυςking broke the “Guy Code"
......now this is were the trouble is, this girl is my bestfriends girlfriend, a guy i take as my older brother then early this year he introduced me to his girlfriend but we werent much acquainted then, so begining of last month we started seeing wella, this girl gave me alk the greenlight possible,she calls me alot, first chats me up on watsapp so, i decided to give her what she wanted or so i taught", when i chyked this girl she told me that she cant date me because of am his boyfriend best friend an all,....
Guy code
The fυςking honour and fυςking respect all guys should fυςking show to their friends; even if they are only slightly friends with this guy; you can never fυςking talk to; fυςking hang out with or fυςking do anything nice for my girl unless it is first fυςking approved by me;
The Guy Code is a fυςking loose set of fυςking rules subconsciously understood by men pertaining to a man's interaction with his friends when it fυςking relates to his girlfriend or significant other;

don't fυςking give up; do not fυςking get weary continue to ignore her; until she finally gives up; grin grin

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