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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Of This Generation Like Booty So Much?? by fuckshit: 8:45pm On Oct 12, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


Fùckshit ma nigga!
fυςking right here & fυςking having fun; grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Of This Generation Like Booty So Much?? by fuckshit: 8:37pm On Oct 12, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


I feel honoured to be selected among my fine colleagues fellow bootiologists to address this issue
It is heresy, insulting and downright ignorant to refer to tha booty as 'normal flesh'
damn!!! fυςking right

The pleasure and joy this wonderful gift has brought to men the world over is indescribable
Whether you're slipping Ur dick btw those luscious lobes, or buring Ur face btw them, or just grabbing fistulls of the juicy flesh
Its all the same
fυςk!!!
it has a fυςking sεxy swang; BOOTY SO FЦСКING SWEET;

It is no wonder that odes have been written, Songs sung the world over in different languages about this wonderful appendage

That thick booty makes my body go numb
The way it moves with so much rhythm
I would handle that booty like a hoodlum
That bumper is headed straight for stardom

fυςking extract from “Ode To Your Ghetto Booty" by Wilfred Mellers

what more? booty puts on a big fυςking show! it fυςking makes your diςk go WHOA!!! the warmth is fυςking soothing when fυςking from the back; with fυςking more bounce to the ounce & so damned fυςking delicious grin grin

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Of This Generation Like Booty So Much?? by fuckshit: 9:19am On Oct 12, 2015
i can see that the Op have never hit a big booty from behind before. if you have, you wont be asking this question.
that is the 11th wonder of the world

Source : Cnn, SKy news, Forbes, aljazeerq, BET
fυςking right; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Please I Need An Advice!!! by fuckshit: 3:58pm On Oct 11, 2015
Commandoabdul:
No
what the fυςk!!! guy, see no dulling o, “take no motherfυςking prisoners"

fυςk this pυssy; no fυςking waste time; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Please I Need An Advice!!! by fuckshit: 3:36pm On Oct 11, 2015
fυςking sweet; you fυςked her “aunty" !!! fυςking thumbs up; it's no fυςking big deal; hope you've fυςked her too? grin grin

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Romance / Re: Signs You're With A Man; Not A Boy by fuckshit: 11:58am On Sep 13, 2015
fυςking awesome; nice one; fυςking love number 10;
10. When he has you alone, he isn’t interested in anything other than you.
He’s not concerned with the show on TV, the music on the radio or anything other than getting you undressed. He’s a man, an animal. And he is more than keen to let the animal out to play.

now! that's a fυςking grown αss man; grin grin

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Romance / Re: 8 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Get Married by fuckshit: 5:07pm On Sep 12, 2015
fυςking nice write OP; it's fυςking enlightening;

1. Don’t get married hoping to get self-control: If you are having problems keeping your zipper closed, putting a ring on it wouldn’t stop that urge. That hot girl you can’t get out of your thoughts wouldn’t rapture simply because you are getting married. Your hot ex wouldn’t skip town just because you have settled down. So, tackle the real issue and not just compound your problems.

2. Don’t get married because everyone is getting married: We all grow differently, .....
Age is not always directly proportional to experience but we can’t deny that there is a better understanding that comes with age. So, if everyone in your class are all boo-ed up and loving it. Don’t hop into it if you don’t feel ready within yourself

fυςking love the last two comments; something to fυςking think about; grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Ooh My God!! What Is Happenning Here [see Photo] by fuckshit: 6:46pm On Sep 11, 2015
let the fυςking fun being; his fυςking pεηis; how fυςking hard?
her fυςking juicy pυssγ; how fυςking tight grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Like Beating Up Their Rivals?? by fuckshit: 11:28am On Sep 05, 2015
therealdeal10:
Who freaking cares

It's kul 2 c dem fighting 4 a guy
Guys don too do am 2 much
fυςking right; i don't fυςking care; it's fυςking awesome watching them bitςhes fight for a guy grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: What Make We Humans Lie A Lot? by fuckshit: 4:48pm On Sep 03, 2015
Fear!
Fear of being exposed and of loosing the approval of the people we kinda depend on for validation.
fυςking true;
It's fυςking human nature; “self"; trying to fυςking look good; both to ourselves & others; grin grin

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Romance / Re: What's Your Take (photo) by fuckshit: 4:18pm On Sep 03, 2015
on fυςking point grin grin

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Politics / Re: The Forgotten Good Old Days by fuckshit: 5:03am On Sep 02, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


Fuçkshit whats good ma nigga
hey there; all things; all fυςking good; grin grin
Politics / Re: The Forgotten Good Old Days by fuckshit: 8:07pm On Sep 01, 2015
just fυςking loving this grin grin

Politics / Re: The Forgotten Good Old Days by fuckshit: 8:02pm On Sep 01, 2015
fυςking nostalgia; more; grin grin

Politics / Re: The Forgotten Good Old Days by fuckshit: 7:49pm On Sep 01, 2015
fυςk!!! can fυςking remember; waiting for NTA 2 Channel 5 to show my fυςking favourite cartoons by 4pm ; voltron was one of my fυςking favourite; fυςking “good old days";
more pics Voltron; SuperTed; Bird Man; Danger Mouse grin grin

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Romance / Re: Can You Kneel Down To Say You Are Sorry To Your Lover(Wife/Hubby)? by fuckshit: 6:48pm On Aug 29, 2015
from fυςking experience; it's a big fυςking NO; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Guys, If She Was Your Barber (pics) by fuckshit: 6:51pm On Aug 23, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


Fùcking right Mr fùckshit U tha fùcking man ma nigga
fυςking right!! fυςking thumbs grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Omg!! Can You Explain What This Girl Is Wearing On Her Birthday At Quilox Club by fuckshit: 6:44pm On Aug 23, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


Dude. Where tha fùck have U been ?
fυςking close by & fυςking having fun as usual grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Omg!! Can You Explain What This Girl Is Wearing On Her Birthday At Quilox Club by fuckshit: 5:00pm On Aug 23, 2015
fυςking awesome; she's fυςking got it; fυςking lovely αss; grin grin
Romance / Re: Guys, If She Was Your Barber (pics) by fuckshit: 4:36pm On Aug 23, 2015
every fυςking weekend; on one fυςking condition;
I get to to fυςk her pυssy every fυςking time I get a fυςking hair cut grin grin

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Romance / Re: Females Will Always Be Females by fuckshit: 8:35pm On Aug 21, 2015
fυςking true words grin grin

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Romance / Re: Photo Of The Day by fuckshit: 8:06pm On Aug 05, 2015
ikebe no dey heavy dey owner wink
so fυςking true grin grin
Romance / Re: Photo Of The Day by fuckshit: 8:04pm On Aug 05, 2015
fυςking awesome; now that's one great fυςking αss grin grin
Romance / Re: Life Changing Decisions/actions That Can Ruin Your Life. by fuckshit: 6:36pm On Aug 05, 2015
fυςking lovely write up grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: I Miss Those Old Fun Days by fuckshit: 3:49pm On Aug 02, 2015
fυςking good old days; not forgetting Tera hawk, rentaghost & other games like “green light, red light"; stand still; lizard hunting for the guys; a competition to see who will fυςking kill the most lizards; fυςk!!! lizards were at the verge of fυςking becoming “extinct" in my area grin grin

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Romance / Re: If He/she Cheats On You, Which Of These Weapons Will You Pick? (photos) by fuckshit: 12:46pm On Aug 02, 2015
fυςk them weapons; I'll fυςk her friend & make sure she fυςking knows grin grin
Romance / Re: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by fuckshit: 12:05pm On Aug 02, 2015
KingTom:

Fúcking Amazing grin
a big fυςking thanks grin grin
Romance / Re: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by fuckshit: 12:03pm On Aug 02, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


Damn straight BruH!!!

#YouStayFuckingAwesome.
a fυcking awesome day to you grin grin
Romance / Re: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by fuckshit: 11:44am On Aug 02, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


MAH NIGGAH.
yea! it's for all the fυcking hot pυssy ladies; grin grin
Romance / Re: WRITE AN ORIGINAL LOVE NOTE To Ur Fav Girl & TAG Her! by fuckshit: 11:32am On Aug 02, 2015
Hey sεxy, you've got that fυςking bomb αss, pυssy, I've been fυςking waiting for; first & foremost, although I have never had the fυςking pleasure of seeing it, I am so fυςking sure you have a beautiful pυssy; I just fυςking know it; I'm picturing it right now & imagining.... simply breathtaking, fυςking breath giving! juicy dripping! fυςking HOT! pυssy

sexy, would fυςking love to please that βootγ, kiss you; slowly undrεss you, kissing you all over as I go, fυςking massaging your brεαsts & between your legs, probing your pυssy with my fingers; fυςking licking my way down your body, kissing & sucking your nipplεs until they are hard & you cυm

sεxy you've got a fυcking bright future behind you; may i have the fυcking pleasure of pleasing that pυssy;

cc: fυcking hot pυssy ladies; grin grin

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Romance / Re: Real Life Angel Has Fallen From The Sky In London | See Scary Photos by fuckshit: 10:33pm On Jul 27, 2015
A BIG fυςking lie; it's a fυςking hyperrealistic sculpture of a fallen angel;

When a person thinks of a fallen angel, many different interpretations will spring to mind. But this depiction by Beijing artists Sun Yuan and Peng Yu is both terrifying and beautiful. Yuan and Yu are known for creating art installations using real cadavers or human fat tissue, and although their newest creation does not include these parts, it certainly looks spookily realistic. Titled 'Angel' the sculpture depicts a fallen angel in the form of an old woman, her wings absent of feathers. It is unsure whether she is sleeping or perhaps deceased, and she gives off a supernatural feeling. Created using fiberglass, stainless steel and woven mesh, the piece really is thought provoking.
source: http://www.awesomeinventions.com/hyperrealistic-sculpture-fallen-angel/ grin grin

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