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Good.

Meanwhile, remember to vote PITÓBI for vice President of biafráud.

PrinceOfLagos:
Beautiful

Sanwo Olu might win Lagos

Tinubu will lose Presidency

Prince of OSU ALUSI land

Dialpad:
I WILL Go whine to MY stupid UGLY OLD HAG WHORÈ mother , I HAVE NOT had a decent meal today because I know that's a huge problem I face over HERE.

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM D0LT.

Mophasa:
I’ve been seeing some marriage lists with insane requirements running into millions of naira on the internet lately and there’s something that actually interests me about it.

In the generations of our ancestors when this lists were curated, 99% of the brides then were virgins and have never known any man, in fact it was a taboo traditionally to give out a non virgin wvman as a bide then.

Over the years civilization have changed alot of things where wvmen feel they’re now more powerful and have grown beyond being accountable to their families and can literally do whatever they like with their lives and bodies.

At this point, I think it’s fraudulent for families to keep insisting that non virgin wvmen should keep enjoying the same traditional marriage benefits as older generational virtuous wvmen that kept their virginity for their husbands.

The government and traditional leaders need to look into this critical issues, non virgin wvmen should be given out in marriage for a token or for free, while virgin wvmen should keep enjoying the full traditional marriage rites of previous generations.

These is the only way we can hold our wvmen accountable and also encourage them to become like the biblical virtuous wvmen like Esther and Rebecca.

As a man, I will feel cheated if I have to pay millions of naira to marry a non virgin wvmen, exactly the same amount of money and expenses that my father paid for my mum as a young fresh virgin wvmen in the early 90s.

I know some persons will disagree with me but!

If this girl is not a virgin, IT WILL NEVER BE WELL WITH THE GIRL, THE PERSON THAT PREPARED THE LIST, HER ENTIRE FAMILY AND VILLAGE PEOPLE.


ALSO, ANY MAN WHO GOES THIS FAR FOR A USED PRODUCT AND LEFTOVER GIRL, IT WILL ALSO NOT BE WELL WITH HIM.






AMEN.

Abi

Awùsá fool àní fools wey no usually know when dem born dem.

So many BORN-TROWAY PIKIN

SEE THIS ONE BORN ON NIGERIA'S INDEPENDENT'S DAY

Dialpad:
Ha, I must be a complete idiot to tell my father to shut up.

I will Go play with OLOSHO mom's PÙSSY

Who let ME THIS Nigerian lunatic out ?

ME, A SENSELESS USELESS SON AN UGLY OLOSHO MAMA AND DRUNKARD OLD FOOL FAGGŌT FATHER

That's your problem D0LT

Hezzyluv:
It's possible but, very rare.

It's impossible!

Stop FOOLING YOURSELF!

Dialpad:
Very possible

Shut up!


IT IS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE!

God1000:
I don't believe this, how can she be pregnant for months without knowing.

So the baby never made a move inside her body, some people can lie sha.

Don't mind the olosho fool

HOW CAN YOU HAVE SUCH HUGE CREATURE IN YOUR STOMACH AND YOU WON'T KNOW?


BLOODY SENSELESS LIAR

BLOODY SENSELESS OLOSHO GENDER


U DEY Bleep BUT U NOR KNOW SAY U GET BELLE


Senseless useless liar

Sweetplum:
go n die

Go and kill yourself, mugu

Sweetplum:
Your life no sweet so you are hear to lament more. Happy lamentations

Sugar dey inside your life na
Deluded mu.
mu

Sweetplum:
You naa. Lie say you never fuc k your fellow man yansh before or your guy man never tear your yansh before? A bigot wey do head like goat. Ewure jele-jele!

Lol
Somebody must be mistaken me for her useless drunkard faggōt old fool father....


You better wake up from your delusions

fakum:
Sorry my people this might be a bit long.

Yeah, be careful, just like every other addiction. Anything your partner do while dating will most likely continue in marriage, be warned.
I had sex an explosive sex life with my wife when we were dating and few years after marriage. We makeout everywhere with any little opportunity. Now we are almost 5 years in marriage and things have changed, though it has been coming gradually.

The last time we had sex was like 3 weeks ago, make I suck, NO, make I use hand, NO, and na she give me signal to come do ooo, I vex run my thing, cum and told her sex with her is now more of work. she got angry, I no send. Later in the morning, she brought the matter and I told her yes, she is making sex look like work, that she probably don’t enjoy sex with me anymore. She started saying its pressure, stress,….but I know it’s all lie, I had my suspicion (she doesn’t cook nor wash, virtually does nothing at home now aside her work which closes early and baby who we all look after).
3 days ago, I had a dream abut her, I prayed about it, she asked me about it and I refused t tell. Guys, throughout yesterday, conji wan kill me ooo, I just busy myself with phone. Later in the night, I came in and saw her sleeping, I surf net small , come sleep. I had another dream about her, woke up and time check, past 1 am. I saw her pressing her phone, probably doing her facebook as usual, that her fav app. Na so my suspicion start to play ooo, she started masturbating right there again, I vex but keep calm (this is not the first time ooo, normal level).

Now, this is why I’m angry, I LUV ORAL too much, its my favourite part of love making, for sometimes now, anytime I start my movement going downward on her, she will stop me, make I use hand na, NO, but see Aunty put her hand for THERE now. I’m not surprise, why? Because she confessed to me when dating that she is addicted to masturbation but working on it, that she will stop. Out of love I didn’t judge her, no one is a saint, I also saw it as maybe we can work things from there, bringing it in to our love making to spice things up in our sex life but now, I see my wife prefer masturbation to my oral and sex in its entirety. Guys forget, I’m not hyping myself but I dey try for oral. I can be there, 30min, 1 hr doing my thing (magic), and the result Is always awesome, as I gain more satisfaction in seeing my partner having orgasm than anything else.

Prior to now, because of excuses and stuffs, I have stopped asking for sex but anytime she gives signal, I go deliver. Now, I have made up my mind kind of, make she continue her masturbation, anytime conji hook me, I will find someone to give me mouth action till I’m relieved and movee. Worst case, 3k or 5k. You cant be starving me giving excuses while doing your thing. After all, this is one of the sins of marriage we were told during our class and she know.
I’m not a fan of f*cking outside, I neva enter another woman since we got married though I had enough changes and the pressure and I still don’t want to, not because of her though because she probably doesn’t deserve it but I’m going to get my BJ and have myself relieved issa decision I don’t think I will stop unless God says otherwise.

I will continue to be the loving husband she know, I wont change, I will even get better just as she continue to be the loving wife that she is, but we all have urge to be quenched.
So guys, don’t overlook anything you cant overlook in marriage, e get why! Once most people get what they want, they tend to change or show their real self and marriage isn’t an exception. Some just want the name “married” and have kids (like my wife, after all, she don marry, don get pikin) and once they achieve this, anything can follow though it ought not to be so. Its all my fault sha, I overlook everything ( probably because I know non is perfect and I saw some good traits in her) I wanted companionship as my main reason for marriage but hers were different(though see like attention die), I should have known better. Please marry who have same marriage goals as you.

Finally, this is not to discourage anyone from marriage , marriage is a beautiful thing and I’m happy I’m married and I love my baby (make una no think am oooo). Just pray and marry a good wife like me (even better).

#Peace!

This is the most miserable and filthy shît I'll read on NairaIand this year.
It baffles me that a lot of SENSELESS and piggy men exists... I WONDER WHO RAISED ALL THESE PIGS...

HOW CAN SOMEONE SAY THEY ENJOY PUTTING THEIR MOUTH WHERE SO MANY FILTHY DISCHARGES ARE RELEASED AND SO MANY SPERMS HAVE BEEN DEPOSITED?
DO YOU KNOW THAT SPERMS CAN STAY HIDDEN AND ALIVE IN THE VAGINA FOR UP TO ONE WEEK? NO MATTER HOW IT IS WASHED AND CLEANED...

To my most disgust, I'm sure that you didn't meet your wife, who is a chronic masturbator a virgin.
This means that other VARIOUS MEN WOULD HAVE DEPOSITED SPERMS INTO THAT HOLE...

For fuçk sake, this is you literally saying you enjoy sucking and eating SPERMS out of her vagina, because I'm sure you must have done that before and still doing it.

A woman who you claim to be a social media addict and also a chronic masturbator CAN NEVER BE A FAITHFUL AND LOYAL WOMAN...


YOU SERIOUSLY DISGUST ME.

With OSU ALUSI IPOB JEW PIGS IN OUR MIDST IN THIS COUNTRY, CRIMES WILL FOREVER BE PERPETUATED.


OSU PIGS

CHILDREN OF HATE

ARROGANT CRIMINALS

MUMU DEVEroPERS

Nonsense


Who send am?


Mumu want fix 2k lashes take attract clients wey she go bill 200k


MUMU OLOSHO

Sweetplum:
We also v gay imams. Homosexuality is more prevalent in Arab world but it's being suppressed. Anyways am not here to debate about gay bishops or imams.
Am here to tell you bloody islamists are people who do evil in the name of Allah. Your skull looked like one. Eat a bomb alone!

Dear mo-run,
Can you please show me one know gay imam?
Muh mu

CoronaVirusRelo:
Why you have to respect the choices of others!

Your country is yours! Let other countries also have theirs.

USA is not known for that and that's the problem here.
THEY ARE BULLIES AND ALWAYS FEEL THAT THEIR OWN MORAL STANDARDS SHOULD BE THE MORAL STANDARDS OF THE WHOLE WORLD.

They've been known to sanction many countries on this evil issue.

Sweetplum:
Very stupi d President from a stupi d set of people.
This is why those bloody islamists dey insult the west. Their penchant for abnormal things is like arabs and anal sex.
Na this Biden dey make Putin talk anyhow.

What's the meaning of bloody Islamist?
Are you brain-dead or just SENSELESS?

Why are xtains and xtain nations always perpetuating EVIL?
IS THIS NONSENSE NOT AGAINST YOU PEOPLE'S BIBLE?
YOU GUYS EVEN HAVE GAY BISHOPS


SHAMELESS HYPOCRITES.

Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Live and lets live

Dumb as usual
You have no life outside NairaIand

F*ckingidiot

RapistOnBail:

Nice.

We await Tinubu to legalize same sex marriage as he enters the throne.

Alayebaje

CoronaVirusRelo:
Way to go!

Long overdue!


God bless The United States of America!

e pluribus unum

Ho low ree buu ruu kuu
Thank God it can not happen in my country, Nigeria.

I LOVE THIS


I LOVE REVENGE

I LOVE VENGEANCE

I LOVE AN EYE FOR AN EYE

JasonScoolari:
I hope you're watching football and not porn.

Ọr dẹ

All WHORÈS party

NobleSeed:
the op never complained about my opinion, still wonder why you took it upon yourself
Since what I said is rubbish why not profer solution to he's predicament.
You just want unnecessary attention

Why is it that people like being hypocrites?

Tell me one good reason why you red your nonsense posts, IF NOT FOR UNNECESSARY ATTENTION

Eh ya

NobleSeed:
look around your visinity,
Look out for what people need, and what's not common profer solution to any problem available with your 800k and start getting paid twice or more.
Just site down and think outside the box

Rubbish
For your mind, you don talk sense abi?

Jeon:
Go give it up as charity donation.

Weyrey
Who be charity?