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Friends with benefits

sholay2011: I just started watching d season 2 of dis movie entitled Mental asylum. It is seriously the bomb. Jessica lange as sister jude on point!

Tell me about it! Lol damn Jessica lange is like the best actress. Doctor Thredson is soo disgusting. I feel so bad 4 Lana, she has suffered a lot under Dr. Thredson

tellwsdom: what's with The niggah phrase, attached to ur statement?..have I asked for much??...come gve me yansh and stop fronting babe

Yeah this bish right here dont give out her cookies to just anybody. Sorry try the next bish, maybe you'll have some luck

fairygeh: lmao @ attracted to women with hips,hey I am not a lesby.I just know girls with hips just like moa are always sexy and yeah if i were a boy i would def go for girls with hips than b**bs

Lol I gotta disagree with ya on that. I prefer girls with juggs than with the hips.

tellwsdom: Damnnit...fck competition ....I want you to come to my place and give it to me

Uhh yea niggah I dont think thats gone be possible.

tellwsdom: just 2 things..Your yansh and boobbs .. ...Please dont deny me

Uhh sorry no can do. Im not in the competition.

tellwsdom: When are you coming to see me?? Im in need of that thing

Uhhh I dont quite understand you. You're in need of what?

fairygeh: Bish,dont mind that idowu bish,i begged her to upload her pics too but that bish been talking shyt

LOL. Tell that bish again, next competition, I am nominating her!

Idowuogbo: Nice.... Can't wait to see u post ur first diss in pidgin.

Come on Bish! get em!

Lmfao! Bish is gonna probably be a while b4 that ish happens. But I have been understanding the slang english better. Anywho lets not derail the thread b4 sum peeps get bitchy about it.

Idowuogbo: U learning bish! Lmao! Fast learner, me likey!

Killz, u don dey train my American wonder o!

Lol true that. All these damn threads on nairaland are teaching me some ish I aint kno b4, but thats a good thang!

Idowuogbo: Lol @ fly, fly ko dive ni.

Yo bish! The contest getting a lil stiff mahn! All my gals in tho! We gat dis, we bad like dat.

Lol yep these bishes on here are mad fine girl, especially that sweetlemon chic n akuchukwu. But I know u mad fine too but you aint tryna let us see how ya look.

Idowuogbo: Yo bish! Warrido? U like my niggah Dammy?

Yeah dammy is fly, he aight. He gots my vote in the Mr Nairaland contest So bish, how ya liking this contest so far huh?

Did anyone see tonight's episode? Is anyone watching this season? Goodness!! This season is fukcn NASTY and DISGUSTING!!! But I love it

brightmon: Why fight in defence then accept

Accept what? I am not fighting. I'm just stating the obvious that men are not angels.

Men aren't angels either.

Her Upkeep? Dont need a man's cash, I got my own mula baby.

Beauty is only skin deep. A woman should have more than beauty going for her, like a good personality. From my experience beauty attracts the guy but a good personality keeps the man.

E_KARO: more than a compliment, an invitation lol

Oh hmmm. thanks 4 the invite. You n elmo make a lovely couple.

E_KARO: @fuckwitme(f)----> anytime

Lol uhh is that a compliment?

livialives: Yes Ma'am!!

o que você fez para o aniversário de sua mãe

livialives: Voce e Lindo !!

LOL girl thats the same thing I said
Ele é bonito!

dammytex: 100%

Dang you is one hell of a cute brother!

1. Sweetlemon
2. Abil
3. Livialives
4. Akuchukwu
5. Cindyrella

This is funny. Thank goodness I'm an independent woman that has her own.

@Livialives
Doll, dont let this ruin ya moms bday. I feel ya on that Hookah tho, I think I needa huff too after this long day. Happy Bday to ya Madre

xynerise: This is a warning to other contestants who think exposing their bwest can give them more votes. We have more perverts than responsible guys in Nairaland.

Pls keep your bwest for ur children and husband/boyfriend(s) to view not us.
Show us true beauty e.g Skydeep, itsmodella, vivian and rokiatu kind of beauty not some kind of Lady Gaga crazy outfit . Thank You

you forgot to add akuchukwunet to that list

pretty_boi: Damn! If that's you in your profile pic.... You're sure beautiful beyond words likewise.

Thank You

With just 1 face picture Achukwu got 63 votes, n she say she gonna upload more pics...dang I think this bish is gonna win. Get it girl! I cant be mad at yo game.
#team achukwunet