nawtibownie:
Chai! I don old seriously. I remember how I do rock the multicolored biro. The days of Bic and eleganza ballpoint pen, tying that spiral keyholder round my waist in boarding house.

That eleganza pen stained my uniform times without number

aresa:
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^ Egungun calabar..


The difference is clear..


#Change Matters...

Lol

hadizadeezy:
Thanks my dear

Can't believe deejah is 42 now Congrat

MuhdG:

Sorry I was trying to say durex

*modified



Just go for Durex bro

MuhdG:

Hehe

Kai namu ne!!

Muna bayan ka namiji

Thank Bro


I know zealot4me will be on our side too

TonyeBarcanista:
Hell Rufai na mad man sha.... See my babe?

Buhari why?

Na my wife u dey call your babe For your dream hun

MuhdG:

Pwahahah. Lallai za'a a koreka da armoured tank.

Kasan baba buhari ba wasa

Govt house din KD zani ai!! Gaskia bazata auri tsohon nan ba Ko Elrufai yayi compensating dina da wata daughter dinshi ko ayi World War 3

MuhdG:
Trust me, some idiotic people will find a way to bring up controversy in the matter.

You will hear sth like she's just 15 and a half

Kan Bura Ubah Aradu bazata yiyu ba!! *grab my slippers*



Aradu baa isa amin haka ba nida matata





#heads to govt house

TippyTop:
Nice, is it on sale?
#Team Jonathan



How Buhari's statue might look in 2019

Rofltmao guy you're mad asuwe

refreshrate:
Any one wey I see? imma be running like mad. Forget differences both can kill, and I never ready die.

Or dey think sey person go stay there to differentiate whether na crocodile or alligator

SmartMugu:

I tire o. May be one of our numerous pregnant senators promised one his mistresses fame. Got her the little crown n we are supposed to make her famous.

Anybody know this girl with the toothpick legs? Wetin she compete against sef to become a self-acclaimed queen of wetin nobody know about.

I tire oo I never heard of her sefff

What's queen of aso

MuhdG:
Ninjas. Celebrate with moi

Result out!! GP - 3.77/4.0

Congrat Bro!! Sounds like a good beginning??

Fulaman198:


I said you are very intelligent bro in Fulfulde.

And now you're flattering

You're my best Nairalander so far right from the time I was a guest here. Before I joined NL your posts alongside with Omarbah and Pagan9ja's always caught my eyes

Your pulbe is fluent, you're very vast in your tribe's knowledge and history and now here you're again a Techny Guru

I never knew I was that dull till now

Fulaman198:


Insha'Allah you will get there bros and I believe you can. I wasn't always a techy guy. You just need someone to steer you in the right direction. What are you currently reading in school? You seem very sensible. Hakkilo a wodi sam !

Muchas Gracias Well I'm currently studying Economics in Kaduna state university but I secured an admission in a private university outside nigeria so I'm leaving KASU for the private uni...



@The bolded

Fulaman198:



I'm older than you though bro, with age comes more wisdom. You will know these things with time as well my younger brother (Although some youth do surprise me with their level of knowledge).

I'm still a young man sef, but you are only 20 or so right? I encourage you to study Computer Science, Computer Engineering, or Electrical Engineering.

We all start somewhere. We do not know these things unless if we learn them by reading, learning and acquiring the proper knowledge.

Yes That its I've this zeal and passion for all these Techy things too I'm quite literate on them but not like you guys but I believe with time I will make it there too Insha Allah

Fulaman198:
ROFLLLL definitely not the fastest laptop though. Maybe fastest ultrabook/ultra thin portable.

Fastest laptops are those big 18-inch laptops with beefy desktop/ridiculous laptop processors, running on raid 0 on PCI-E SSDs operating at close to 4,200 MB/sec (typically a mobile workstation or gaming laptop).

How I wish na me know all these things My brother no vex but I dey envy you oo

MrsPhyno:

lol it means boss

Its Oganah not Oganla please

MrsPhyno:

Oganla hawfa na

Fine oo what's oganla

MrsPhyno:
1. Gur gle
2. King tom
3. Your Main
4. Lalastic lala
5.Fula boy ?

Thank you boo I'm glad I've made your list!!! Its such an honour

angieberry:
This one still wants to stay relevant... Abeg park well joorh. See shis face like willie-willie.

No mind the man

Truckpusher:
Change from what to what nau?

The moment you change I'll come close to change .

Change from badoo to saint now Born again

I will be glad if you organise and lead a religious fraternity on NL

Truckpusher:
Even in our homes have you noticed that anytime your mom stands by you especially when you're dad is about to unleash his nuclear warheads on you it will only take a few tiny voice from your mom to stop the entire Hiroshima that would have befallen you.

But what happens when your mom is the one reporting your misdeed to the old guard? - You're so done and your dad would be like : Next time tawai! You don't tawai! Listen tawai! To your mother tawai!!!! I will mangle you, I'll disown you and throw you outside .

That was toto beating you to stupor .

Lol trucky you'll never change

Spybradd:



kagani,ko?

OK




That's how I answer assh0les

Spybradd:


CoW

PiG

Riodiao:
may thunder fire him.buhari will be the last president of nigeria from the north

This product of bia-fraud is pained

Story for the gods