₦airaland Forum

LovelyPoison:
Me I no understand o

I can see u be omo get inside

LovelyPoison:
Abula is it Oyo's ppl dish or wat?

It's a soup: mixture of gbegiri, ewedu and obe ata.

Irabor1990:
Truth

Are you wearing pants or not?

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
TRUTH!

Have you ever satisfied your sexual fantasy? Tell us about it

LovelyPoison:
Chai make I carry my lepa body wey I dey manage go pound yam na death sentence be dat o. I can eat pounded yam very well but can't pound but shey u go manage hot amala with correct efo riro with chilled water ni

Yeeeparipa! I love Amala with Abula. You may not understand how the food sweet reach.

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
ew no girl likes that trust me

Oh I see.... You meant skillful d.ck

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
Dick
Not just any dick, good dick. Really good dick.

Can you peolpe see how this great veteran of Nairaland has expressed herself as e dey hot?

I miss those old days in Nairaland.

Aunty, do you mean monster sized d.ck?

LovelyPoison:
My dad is from Ilesha.... E ma worry lets leave it here bro

Omo owa, omo Adimula... I hope you can pound yam. abi na only ndomie u Sabi cook?

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
TRUTH!

Di.k or Vibrator... Which one is preferable?

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
It's a medley of some of my previous, now-deactivated NL monikers
LadyGoddiva
KillaBeauty
Cruelladevil
pronounce it as you like

Familiar monikers that rocked Nairaland when I was still a guest.

MadeINchenzen2:
indeed... The person that baptized you "Fullblast" did a Yo' man's Job

I'm just an apprentice under you

LovelyPoison:
A wa o Osun gan gan ni ile

Omo Iya, my mum is from ijesha part. Pm your bro naa

clevybrown:
Have u ever deceived a girl into a relationship just because u wanna have sex with her?

Something like that... I knew My neighbor, a final year student, was heavily crushing on me.
One thing led to the other and zoom! I didn't how how I undressed her and I was about to launch my rocket when she asked me to tell her "I love you".
Bros, if na you, wetin go be your reply when body don already dey full throttle for sweetness.
I just said "I love you". That was the master key that opened the central Bank. Boom! I launched my oil rig.This lady na fire... She's so tight and flexible....

LovelyPoison:
Yes boss I had to sort out some things, yep from d south west region of our dearest country Nigeria. U nko?

Omo Iya mi, kilo nshele? Oyo state ni ile

LovelyPoison:
Abi we're so so generous buh its lyk d ppl we're dashing our days to are jealous of us gan

You've been offline for long.... Abeg don't do that next time oh
I smell you are from South West, abi?

Galactico4ever:
During my first year,it was our dept induction night.can't remember the exact date but the time was around 3 a.m

So you now connected your induction rod to the bowl of life

My first taste of the pudding was when I was in S.S2 at around 10:30am. Same day we had our mathematics promotional exam to SS3...Guess what? I arrived the exam Hall thirty minutes late because of sweetness of couchie. Thank-God I passed the exam. Mehhnn! So risky.

clevybrown:
come over here.... How many hearts have u broken so far?

My weakest point is that I don't know how to say goodbye... It's always the other way round.
I'm still friends with most of my exes on platonic levels. TRUTH

Galactico4ever:
Lets Play....TRUth

Give the date and time you lost your virginity?

Whose ready to dig out da TRUTH from me?

MadeINchenzen2:
huh? fullblast Vs Fullblastlight

Sharp eye.

FullblastLight Welcome on board

I dare you... Show your blinding light

Xsenga:

Sowie dear, no bad feelings, it's a way of reminding u to be discreet in your decision making. Peace!

Xsenga:
eyaaa, sorry oo. but the feeling is heavenly. that shit is fvcking sweet. ahhhhhhhhhh

Hmmnn... Sweet things dey cause jedi-jedi

Xsenga:
dat one na small tin na, I'll post.

Certainly, I can see you got malaria

xynerise:
I don't do random kind, sir

But if I give you random honey, you go lick. Smh

UniqueQueen12:
Yes,how did you manage to know

I'm also a semi- introvert. I have an idea of how you are wired.

xynerise:
What do you mean? Are gifts only for specific people?

Gift is gift even if it's in cash or kind

UniqueQueen12:
Lol. I really tried o considering my kind of person

Lol. it was for fun joor

So you are an introvert

StubbornGENIUS:
Alright Post A Pic Of Ur Boobz,with the nipples clearly visible.

Haba! This guy go too like booby

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You know we are like 5 and 6

UniqueQueen12:
Aunty answer the question

How many have you answered?
Ordinary birthday... You kept the whole house guessing since last year. Mbok!

UniqueQueen12:
You got it. what do you want as a gift?

Choiii! See open cheque