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One lady confidentialy confessed to me " I use Aboniki". I shouted whaaaaaat!!!

Just Negodu the nonsense this guy dey yarn.

I say this not for insults but I'm disgusted that this Nnamdi feeds his gullible followers with trash from Dust bin.

An average history student knows that Nō49 is totally false.

Funkybabee:
I think I need to move to Oyo to get a better job but this final paper holding me down dey make me craze o

What are you waiting for? Enough space dey for you on arrival.

This Daily sketch Newspaper Is dated 18 September, 1978.

It speaks in volumes by making a mockery of what Corona has and will do.

Open all frontiers of the economy, Abeg

9PBLIVE:
According to the Minister of Interior, Rauf Aregbeshola, these "ultra modern fire service trucks" cost whooping N1.8 billion.

The truck actual name is TGM 18.280 fire fighter truck, and the price is €195,000 in VAN VLIET.

Even if CBN sold euros to you at € 1 = ₦ 439 ( which I don't think so), then each truck should cost you ₦85,605,000 and ten should cost ₦856,000,000

Say with the shipping and clearing of these trucks you should still spend a maximum of 95 million naira each!

In other words, Rauf have swallowed the remaining 900 million naira

Bros, when I finally become The President of Nigeria, I will appointment you as Minister of Auditing and market survey �

You are just too much

yomi007k:
To each his own.

Better.... To your tents oh Isreal

yomi007k:
But if you don't learn LOYALTY at a young age, it may be difficult when you grow up.

Loyalty starts with saying Goodmorning within the right specified time. Truth immunes and liberates.

yomi007k:
You have already started cheating on your bf emotionally. It is better to break up with your guy than double date.

The new guy is not as wise as you think because no wise guy will covet his neighbours woman, goods or properties.

I believe you are below 32. I don't expect much.

It may end in tears.

My definition: Cheating comes into play only AFTER THE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL " will you marry me?"

If you haven't gotten to such stage...pls you have the liberty to date anyone.

pretydiva:
Because she knows she's the chosen one

If Davido catches you in that your kneeling position..... hmmmn... Your tummy will grow in geometrical proportions.

Yeye Government... Many politicians are still walking free and basking in the joy of looted public funds.

Alaganature:
Naijaolosho...this your name deep oo

Abeg, face front. Can't you see that it's an exotic brand of product? Na cash and carry

The statement reads, “At the scene of the tragedy was a cutlass seen lying around the tree after the incident said to have been used by the victim to cut down branches from the tree which were seen littered around the scene

The above sounds like the transition transmission saga of the former IG.
Una for allow the police PRO make em write the statement for vernacular naa.

RIP officer

Belafonte:
I believe this new decade is a super decade for those who are spiritually awake, and I’m not talking about religious people.

With the happenings since January, I believe the powers in the spiritual realm are screening for those who are worthy to reward them.

The reality isn't for hypocrites. It's deeper than what the shallow minded can fathom. It's not about showing off. It's larger than life.

Year 2020, I feel, is a year of total ROM disk formatting. It's a year of installing mind blowing applications that will bring a new order. Mother nature is ready for a rebirth. Only those at per with cosmic vibration and consciousness can perceive this

Vortex369:
Something about to happen in the Universe? Ha Ha.

It started with Alpha-Go, and that phase will end with the Singularity. After singularity, we are transitioning to more of 5D Reality while exploring Mars and other planes as Earth will be home to more advanced post-human civilization.

- The Gods of the future, will be SuperHumans of this incarnation.

Indulge me in these great knowledge, I plead.
Change is inevitable, the old order must give way for the new.

Ye are gods and sons of the most high. Psalms 82:6

The reality is right here for those with extra perceptional abilities.

Vortex369:
Okay, I will create a new username for Virutal Teachings. If one person is ready to hear some Higher Truths yet to come to the Sci Fi screens, then it means some beings are ready to know the direction of change in the Universe and why.

I hope it doesnt disrupt the spiritual growth process of the Religious minds, for they are where they are supposed to be at this time.

Thanks for your speedy approval.
Pls, let me know when you eventually start your lectures.
I can't explain it but I'm certain something big is about to happen in the universe and I don't want to be left out.

Vortex369:
Totally wrong analogy from a non-descerning mind.

Majek couldn't integrate his shadow self with his avatar in order to connect to the Higher Self and the InterUniversal Consciousness Wifi, or perhaps integrated the shadow but couldnt handle the vibration that came with it and had to manage the situation with alcohol.

When one successfully integrates all aspects of self, one becomes Sovereign and achieves Christ or Cosmic Consciousness. It is the course every being take, if not in this life time but certainly in the next. It is the real essence of existence. It is Life purpose. Transitioning from Man to God and beyond.

Christians are so naive.

Please be my teacher. I see some dots connecting by reading your comments.
How do I connect to this cosmic wifi?

IF YOU OBEY THE RULES, YOU MISS THE FUN

Born2Breed .... Is the above statement still profitable and valid to you?

See as you dey blow Biafran nyash for public.
I keep reiterating it that the unity of igbos is overrated and I really wonder what will be in the aftermath of Biafra. So many divisions here and there.
Even at that, so many sectors and tribes are marginalized in the failed 9ja.... I therefore pray for a peaceful splitting of 9ja soonest.

Away from digression, Similar beliefs are held in other parts of the country. These beliefs can be misleading SOMETIMES but can get you preped up for any negative eventuality.
I would have loved op to tell us where exactly he comes from.

My General opinion: Marriage is like buying a "no tested" appliance. If it works well, good for you; but it blows up before you, na your palava be that.

A necessary rebirth.... I hope this triggers the much awaited peaceful splitting of failed Nigeria.

Most of these men know that the sledge hammers will be landing on their head sooner than later... But wait oh, Never believe everything a woman tells you; most are deceptive.

Swallow orange seeds and orange trees will germinate through your belle.

Mehnn! I was so scared to try a swallow.

Auxtin85:
I think the killer officer is happy wherever he is now, he set America on fire. Americans forgot COVID-19 completely and threw social distancing to the woods

My thoughts exactly... I keep reiterating it that Covid is being given undeserved attention and this breeds and builds palpable fear. It's harmfulness isn't at per with the rating it's has received.
There are other bigger but subtle things that take away people's lives like police Brutality, cultism, hunger, corruption and misappropriation of funds by politicians...etc. These vices are faster killers than Covid.

Abeg, make una open all frontiers of the economy sharperly oh. Person wey go live, go live; the one wey no go survive am go still dey kwa.

It was with so much nostalgia when I and a friend , an alumni too, payed a visit to Great Ife campus sometime last year when TuBaba received an award from Ife.

Of the Greatest Ife.....

Behind us is the amphitheatre and Oduduwa Hall

Lyydia:
Beautiful!

But,
oau, anytime, anyday

OAU campus no dey make noise at all... African most beautiful .

ZINIBANKS:
Lol which side are based in IB

You this checkamaniac ... Where do you know In IB?

rosy1992:
No sir, take your offer somewhere else.

Good Money is a tool that has a great potential leverage in making the world spin.

Even if I were a lady that will eventually have my legs parted for monetary reasons, do you expect me to come to a public forum to declare it?

I'm very certain that there some few men and women out there who won't have their conscience smeared just because of money.

ZINIBANKS:
All na just cheap jokes bro ✌️

It's okay... I can see you are very good at trolling which makes the thread enchanting.

ZINIBANKS:
See this one
If a guy offer you $3000 for sex your pussy will be wild open like the bucket you use to bath today

Haba! Your mouth come big like the bucket.

Oh yeah... Mama just use the chilly beer to sanitize her throat.

Placid Njoku? Is this not the first Vice chancellor of Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike?

Former military head of state , IBB , upgraded the then federal college of Agric to a new University in 1991 and mobilized it to the tune of about 1Billion Naira.
The only conspicuous project he handled apart from kick starting academic activities is the Vice's lodge. He was just busy renovating and adding annexes to the old structures the varsity inherited. Mehnnn....the man just chop clean mouth.

I'm not surprised that he is hyping ordinary roads construction. All na audio.
Why is Prof in so much a haste? Shouldn't he allow posterity to jugde in the future?

If you are familiar with core Umuahia town, you will appreciate the high quality of roads and drainages constructed by Former Governor Sam Mbakwe of Old Imo state over 35 years ago. The roads still stand till today and Umuahia was just another small town in Old Imo back then.

From all indications, The mum must have spoilt her. Her father would have had so much trouble and argument with the foolish mum while she was growing up.
Never tolerate and spare kids that are vengeful and unforgiving at all.

ibkayee:
I was genuinely joking

I mentioned the song to troll because I know it's anything BUT 'romantic' lool

I love the song though

Coach me in trolling, Abeg!