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MOnkeyBabe, Come show us what you are made of

LovelyPoison:
Wen I never chop Amala with efo riro shey na u go chop am ni? Beta go and drink garri with sugar,milk,groundnut nd chilled water. As ur eating just picture d Amala u want to eat in ur head

Sugarcane no be same thing with gala naa.

Rice and beans wey I chop no just belle full me.

DHL the Amala to me naa.

Yuceeluv:
No matter how sweet bush meat is, Lord knows i can not taste one, this period.

Bros! wash your hands very well o after eating it.

Awon omo get inside.

LovelyPoison:
Noooo I meant dat she's part of d piscean club

The koko is that I'm hungry... I wan chop Amala with efo riro

UniqueQueen... Tell us about your first kiss

Mine was at age 9, while we were playing Papa and mama drama. Kids can be so creative eehnn!
Na me be the husband and head of the house and my neighbor was my wife. Our younger siblings were our kids, security....
Way back we had nolywood passion boiling in our small pickin veins.

LovelyPoison:
Lol she's my Gee

Like seriously, you know her before the existence of this thread? What a small world

UniqueQueen12:
I can only bounce well if i avoid this thread like a plague

Awwww., Are you having nightmares?

I'm sure you have learnt a lot here

husbandsnatcha:
...I have nothing with her unless u enjoy our fights ,do u know u are a hypocrite ? If I catch u deepfeel I will break ur kolanut in 2 , have u ever tell her to stop fighting me

Choiii! I shock. Lol.

Breaking of kolanuts are specifically done by Men.

UniqueQueen12:
I no well

Eeeya, Sowie dearie. I hope sey u don dey bounce well we'll now

Liliantalks:
March 19 1993

See another Piscean... LovelyPoison, come see ur person

UniqueQueen... Leave me joor. Where have u been to since yesterday

husbandsnatcha:
...How do u know I operate with a kingdom? u guys are just monitoring me ba?

I got soft spots for Things of the metaphysical.

For you to be successful in husband snatching,
then I'm certain you got special powers that beats what the ordinary eyes can perceive; Heist kingdom

Don't mind her...she will definitely be back. Just be patient, this is to allow her anger to cool down. But for now don't rush her. You could send a short text to her of how you are missed her jokes and uniqueness. Or very brief daily Goodmorning texts until her heart warms towards you.
Try as much as possible to avoid talking about her blocking you.. You will definitely talk and laugh over it when she's back.
Later you can now cook up stories of the 2 girls cheating on you..bla bla. And how you just realized she's the best reliable friend you got.
I wish u best

husbandsnatcha:
...Yes , check my dp ,am on white suit , I maintained dat figure 4 it

For me oh, I'm not interested in your body count...
Please, husbandsnatcha, How many husbands have you successfully won to your Kingdom?

If it's impressive, na em be sey you go win one juicy contract soon.

Blessinzy:
I have done all style...

Your looks says you haven't.

shestrong:
Truth

How do you leave your downstairs? ShAved or Hairy?

Irabor1990:
Hahaha...there is actually no need for that

it's great hanging out with you on this night shift. Stay safe with your nose covers and continually be a dogmatic p..sy freedom fighter.

Goodnight All my buddies in the hse.

Irabor1990:
Lolzz..I wish.
Night please.

Never mind, we shall set up a committee to look into the matter with urgency.

Irabor1990:
Hmmm...nope

hahaha... You ladies are always stingy with the truth... I can understand the vulnerability of women in our society.

Irabor1990:
Lol..Sounds better

Seems you. need to catch some sleep or are you busy with vigil over there?

Irabor1990:
Truth

Can your Guy have access to your phone?

Irabor1990:
Lol...vigil u say

You want me to call it TDB ?

Irabor1990:
Ooooppss!!!!

Ever had sex on a first date?

Any first date escapade?

Irabor1990:
Ooooppss!!!!

Ever had sex on a first date?

Yeah.... We've been online friends for over about 5months and she travelled down to my end . My first time of seeing her live. If that's a first date, I'm telling you we had a vigil codedly

Irabor1990:
Awww..great. hope u guys are still together.

What's ur most embarrassing moment?

Lemme check.... I had recorded a few seconds of my sex video on portable camera( it's not my habit) and I handed same camera over to a lady I was wooing for marriage because she was going on a field trip from UI to Ghana.
Guess what, I forgot to delete the xx video skit.
She saw it all. Wetin I go do? Shame catch me wella wella. We later dated but she relocated to the US.

Irabor1990:
Nah.
I've always been a faithful girlfriend

Hmmnn... Na u only talk am oh

Irabor1990:
I can imagine her reaction.
What's ur sexual fantasy?

Her reaction was hell although she later had a daughter for me. True love is all about forgiveness


Three.some...not yet fufilled

Irabor1990:
Have u ever been caught by ur girlfriend having sex with someone else?

What about you? Any experience?

Irabor1990:
Have u ever been caught by ur girlfriend having sex with someone else?

No at all... But she stumbled on used condoms in little bin I keep inside. I was so carless not to dispose it on time.
We don't use condoms we do it raw. That's how she knew I cheated on her.

Irabor1990:
Romantic words

Words like?

Irabor1990:
Amen oo.thanks

Bank alert or romantic words... What turns you on?

LovelyPoison .... Fire me questions naa, TRUTH!