₦airaland Forum

lakesider:
mmm participant has increased tremendously not only because of participant inviting other participant but because of , CBN , SEC and EFCC stylishly advertising mmm .
everybody is in mmm , bankers , cbn staffs , house of rep members , senators , police , efcc , perm sec , etc

thank you cbn , thank you efcc , thank you sec , thank you house of rep , participant are aware of the risk involved already[/color]

THAT HOUSE OF REP GUY (Who was once accused of Raping a Zenith bank girl) HAS STYLISHLY PROMOTED MMM TO ALL NIGERIANS.

you just talked about it, and Walked away!

Now, they have more participants[color=#990000]

It's in cases like this you'd appreciate Medical Science.

Some parts of the illiterate world, they'd term this as failed abortion or even witchcraft.

I've seen this very rare case, and it's termed "Harlequin Ichthyosis". Basically a skin disorder during formation. The skin is so hard, firming shapes that are separated by fissures known as deep cracks.

This should be Nigeria's first case, (that I've heard of/seen)

1 in about 500,000 births globally.

But Sadly....

The government warns people about Smoking and how it will kill you, yet you keep smoking, and the Cigarette sellers keep making fantastic money... and guess what? THE GOVERNMENT HAS NOT CLAMPED OR CLOSED THEM DOWN even if you die of smoking!!

Allow these guys to enjoy their risks..

To be very honest, i have gone to their website, and indeed the Risks were BOLDLY written there.

These people (participants) know the risks, these people know it is called a scam. Let them be... Just like the Cigarette smokers

coollabman:
I can't believe someone will type this rubbish on a public forum! You mean that after being warned about the dangers of something by a government official from a reputable government agency you still ask such stu.pid questions?! Now imagine if NAFDAC warns Nigerians about a particular product and tells them to desist from buying/consuming it, is it wise to ask NAFDAC is it their money? is it their own life at risk? imagine the nonsense! better heed the warning and stop fooling yourself.
There's no quick and easy way to make money #Word.

Simple thing..
Tell your dad and all, to collect the trailer he imported,

Sell the Trailer for a lesser price, and collect their money. Forget all this story. Life goes on.

Except the trailer is an imaginary trailer (used of the trailer jam show)


Good luck !

Na when dry season reach, Na him we go know who dey work.. ... Last year, we shout pass this one.


FYI, militants no dey work during dry season oooo

Are you kidding me?

A HONDA HALLA ??

Guy, go paint that moto Green or Yellow...

(Pun intended)

LastProphet:
There was an army major whose family was living in my friends compound in kubwa that was roasted alive in a faulty armoured Personnel Carrier in borno during a BH ambush like this, the APC was one of the fake things supplied by Dasuki and GEJ, the gun didn't fire so the BH bursted the tyres and poured petrol on the officer and his colleagues and roasted them alive, the mans wife and 2 kids still in kubwa today, i wont be surprised if this APC in the pix is one of such. thats why i have told God that all those that support thieves like Dasuki and GEJ will continue to see nothing but sorrow as long as God lives

I never wanted to comment, but your reasoning is myopic.
So if one, out of hundreds of Apc supplied fails in 4yrs, it shows that everything supplied is fake? Havent you heard of panic, guns getting jammed, Tanks not ejecting, rockets not exploding, etc...?
This is war, and truth be told, I think this fine man was strategically killed. And not this Fake BH report you just gave us.
The extent at which BH has been wiped off (according to this govt's reports) can not give the leftover BH members room to take out a Major in this fashion.
Think! Think outside your comfort box!

nissparts:
Keep an eye on it. It will get progressively worse. As soon as you observe any symptoms, replace or remove cats

Hello Nissparts,

One question:- "What is the effect of Complete removal of the Cats" ..... (Not replacement)

And how can this be achieved?



Thanks.

That car is gone.

Owelle is running for 3rd term.

More cars to go!

SAMBARRY:
I've not finished

Pomo 5 pieces for 100 naira
remaining 70naira.buy maggi 20 naira.Palm oil 50 naira. Stew Don ready na

After you use the #500 cook stew finish, you go use Sand chop am Abi you no go buy Rice

Sambarry, tell those people say 500 naira Na only for Buka you fit buy

Amala - 3wraps = #150
Ponmo kan, Eran meji = #150
Pure water - #10

Total --------- #310

GeeOh:
just wondering how Indians and Chinese succeed in business in our own country but yet we complain no light,no road,even no customer,am not supporting the govt but wish we could do better than them,also o don't like the way they threat our people in the name of offering them jobs

They get Easy Loans from their Govt. Then they are tasked to penetrate this country.

On the other hand, it is difficult/impossible for this govt to give loans for such huge projects. They believe every Nigerian is "Corrupt" (that includes You and me)

Currently, this govt is at the stage of "Money Milking" its citizens. Sucking them dry off the little they we have, so as to compensate for the Fall in oil prices. And this, I believe, should last for the next 2-3yrs. So Brace Up!

So they can't reattach the dismembered hand ?

Nigerian Hospitals, smh.

Just look at the patient's clothing.

domopps:
May be kind of unique one or could be a pack.......cos I just bought one @N100 in traffic now with block inside @ around Marina here in Lagos Island!




Please if you see Ladyf kindly tell her to confirm the price in her area and get back to me .......





Cheeeeeers

We should report you to Ambode. You have violated the "Street Hawking and Patronizing Street Hawkers" law.

Prepare to land in Jail

Price 300,000

Location ABUJA

Faults. NONE

Model - 2015 Ferrari (just your taste)

Fuel Economy - CLASSIC ( use 1000 naira fuel for 3days)

DaveWonder:
I need a simple ride and it should be fault free.
location: kaduna/Abuja
model: any but fuel efficient
budget: #300,000
NB: POST YOUR PUCTURES AND NUMBR.
ANYTHN ABOVE MY BUDGET PLS DONT BORDA POSTING............

@aalangel

Lovely!.. I only wished you arranged the writeups against each image. So we dont have to Scroll up, and scroll down to relate.

This @Siena guy is an online Bully. LMAO!

steveyen:
Well I dont blame them when our mighty oga Gazzuz self dey run

Chai... This guy just use Style Yab our Oga @Gazzuz and @Costee


Hold the Door For me, Biko!

What a Sad Ending...

The "HUGE" crocodile which was caught today, has finally been dissected.

Nigerians have ZERO CHILL...

*Pics*

HODOR !
HODOR !



@Lalasticlala

fogunloto:
i grew up in festac;a mechanic once told me that, crocodiles live in the swamp along agboju- alakija bustop, i didnt believe him..... this dates back to 5 -7 years ago...

Trust me, This just confirmed his story !

More Pics.

Still surprised ..

This massive Crocodile was caught in a Canal some minutes ago, in Festac. Along 2nd Avenue Road, 207 bustop.

It stinks badly, and its Body is Hard like Metal !

I'm still surprised on how this Beast managed to go unseen, in this city. Till it grew to this size.


JUST LOOK AT THE LENGTH AND SIZE !


Crocodile ? In Lagos Canal? Better be alert !

Upload images

2007

Siena:
[color=Blue]I was just curious, brother. I was wondering if you'd grabbed an Innoson, I wanted to ask what the experience was like. [/color]

Was at SON Lekki, boarded the Innoson Coaster BUS.
And It felt like Every Normal bus (Splendid). Haven't had the money to buy this Model You call "G-Wagon" lookalike, but if I have that opportunity, I would Grab it !

You call it Fake, I call it Ingenuity!

(I can Bet you've worked in a Car-making Factory Before, and you KNOW the efforts it takes to Produce ONE SINGLE CAR)

mejai:
story! there is pencil and eraser. so dey have enough brain to draw and design something better Dan dis and be creative on der own. why will I deceive myself thinking I am using a G.Wagon when d real deal is out der. the Chinese u r worshipping...... dem get 3 heads?

Them fit No get 3 heads, But the TWO (2) wey them get Better pass your own.

Pardon my Pidgin English.

Siena:
[color=Blue]May I ask what vehicle you drive bruh?[/color]

None, Hoping to buy your AUDI, when you are done with the Transformation. I appreciate your ingenuity and extreme use of your mind and brain in "creating" what some would call 'unimaginable'. Absolutely innovative and indescribable resourcefulness.


So, why do you ask what car i drive?

Hello Gents and Ladies in the house.

I have a problem, My younger sister was drafted to ABIA state for the NYSC BATCH A, STREAM 1 call up.

But due to document issues (as a foreign student), she couldn't complete her Camp registration.

She was however told that she'd be drafted for the STREAM 2, and all she would need to do is MAKE A RE-VALIDATION Process ONLINE.

We have been trying to make this re-validation registration and payment online, BUT there is NO LINK to this RE-VALIDATION on the NYSC PORTAL.

Please, i need your Help, Gents and Ladies, as it's a matter of Urgency.


Thanks.


Cc

@Ogbeche77, @CrazyMan, @yokiti

mejai:
front grill....... hummer
shape........ it was a G-wagen
rear....... em, em, maybe first model of land cruiser
I swear d stability at 120km/hr maybe suicidal.
this is shit!

This is why the Chinese Became Greater than you. And will ALWAYS BE GREATER THAN YOU

They Build, They Clone, They Create, Make things, they Patronize the Efforts of their Own.

But YOU?? You Swear, You criticize, you spit, you call it hogwash, you condemn. Yet, You cant create Nothing.Tell me how you'd be Great? How? You can never be, with this mentality.

Support your Own.

joey150:
guy learn to write correctly.
your abbreviations most times where needless and very off putting.
i dont know where people learnt that it is okay to abbreviate 80% of the words in their sentences.
is that how you also write on your blog?? you did a bad job of selling it to the public if you ask me.

I tell you!.

I felt gravely disgusted reading through his writeup.

Where and how do these people learn the act of using shambolic abbreviations?

To think he directs us to his blog? I can only imagine what we'd find there.

If those set of Fish (which were not caught) tend to reproduce, and this Small River stays Flowing, then there would be an upsurge of Catfish everywhere ...

salvo583:
chai!! all dis altima wahala thread on nairaland deh fear me oo . I use a 2008 model tho, what problem is it generally known for?

List all the problems your car has experienced.

And the total amount you've burnt.

This way, we can know if the Altima is a "Wahala Thread" as you said.