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Events / Re: Nigerian Party-goers Now Spray Money Into An Open Box by functionalpromix(m): 6:20am On Apr 22
Gistmedia10:
In response to increasing scrutiny from the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Nigerian party attendees have introduced a new approach to the customary practice of spraying money at celebrations.

Instead of directly showering cash on the celebrant, guests now discreetly deposit their monetary gifts into a designated "Money-Box" placed at the venue. This innovation aims to reduce the open practice of spraying naira notes, leading to naira mutilation, and to mitigate the risk of EFCC arrest. shocked



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXfUA_rIb_c





I guess changing within the boundary of the norm is okay as long as the naira is not mutilated and disrespected. Necessity is always the mother of invention.
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by functionalpromix(m): 2:00pm On Apr 21
Obainoman6:
You were not wise and that wise couple have run you street, its a normal thing where i live mugu must always fall for guyman to chop.
Right now that wise couple will be enjoying the stuffs they bought from your shop while toasting with a cool bottle of wine and celebrating. Take your L peacefully.


Your response is utterly senseless and stupid. If you have nothing reasonable to say to make the victim feel better, stop spitting venom with your uncultured tongue. You really need help!

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Crime / Re: Asari Dokubo Storms The Streets With Heavily Armed Men (Throwback Video) by functionalpromix(m): 9:07pm On May 27, 2023
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: OilandGasJobs Recruitment 2020 by functionalpromix(m): 11:10pm On Oct 21, 2020
Amazinggirl95:


The intelligent once pls answer

B

C

A

B

37 is B because "takes" is more appropriate because it aligned well with "costs". It 'will take' would have been more appropriate if the other verb was "will cost".

That is my candid opinion.

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Ahmed Lawan, Ovie Omo-Agege Meet After Yesterday's Victory (Video, Photo by functionalpromix(m): 2:32pm On Jun 14, 2019
Why is Ovie kneeling in reverence to PMB? I smell foul play
Foreign Affairs / Re: Esther Passaris' Transparent Outfit: Refuses To Apologize "My Husband Bought It" by functionalpromix(m): 2:27pm On Jun 14, 2019
There are certain things u should not wear as a political figue. It will definitely attract negative comments. Whether your husband bought them for you or not is not significant here? You should go to office in your pants alone just to let us know your husband bought if for you na?
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Accuses Buhari Of Corruption, Says He Tampered With EFCC And ICPC by functionalpromix(m): 2:19pm On Jun 14, 2019
OBJ claiming EFCC and ICPC was tampered with. He should say that to those who are too Young to remember what he did when he was in power especially with respect to those anti-graft agencies.

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Crime / Re: Ladies Exchange Blows In Serious Public Fight, Trend On Twitter (photos, Video) by functionalpromix(m): 2:17pm On Jun 14, 2019
Trending for senseless reason. What a shame!

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Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko Shares Photos Of His Children (Daughters) by functionalpromix(m): 2:15pm On Jun 14, 2019
They are beautiful to say the least. Let me just stop for there. No further comment
Education / Re: Candidates React To Jamb’s 160 Cut-off Mark For Admissions by functionalpromix(m): 2:13pm On Jun 14, 2019
That shows the value we place on education in this country. So sad
Politics / Re: 'Bring Back Fayose' - Ngige Mistakenly Tells Ekiti People At APC Rally (VIDEO) by functionalpromix(m): 6:31pm On Jul 10, 2018
Na otumopo dey work so. If you think say na ordinary eye, you are definitely on your own
Sports / Re: Arsenal Complete Signing of Lucas Torreira from Sampdoria by functionalpromix(m): 6:14pm On Jul 10, 2018
royalamour:
Leno
Monreal
Sokratis
Mustafi
Bellerin
Torriera
Xhaza
Ozil
Mikitaryan
Lacazete
Aubameyang
Abeg remove Bellerin from there...he has speed but no sense. His crosses are the worst u will ever see in a top flight league

Hmm.... Xhaka can now move forward to his right position.
Sports / Re: Arsenal Complete Signing of Lucas Torreira from Sampdoria by functionalpromix(m): 6:12pm On Jul 10, 2018
Trust me....he will surely adapt
Tajbol4splend:
I hope he adapts to the physicality of the premier league
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Rejects JAMB’s 120 Admission Cut-Off Mark by functionalpromix(m): 3:11pm On Aug 25, 2017
calebify1:
Jamb gave 120 as the minimum cut off mark and gave institutions the full autonomy to set any cut off they deem fit but not below 120 so I don't see how university of Ibadan rejected the minimum cut off mark.(120)
Oga read well....it is rejected on the ground that anyone that scores less that 200 will not be invited for UI post utme or whatever. That is an outright rejection of the new policy by JAMB.
My question again is....what is our Benchmark? If JAMB is Championing one thing and other Universities are kicking against it. Our education story is never the case of a lower standard, but it is the case of no standard at all. I stand with UI

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Celebrities / Re: Flavour's Daughter And Joseph Yobo's Son Pictured Locked In A Loving Embrace by functionalpromix(m): 5:32am On Aug 22, 2017
they are looking so lovely. me like it
Crime / Re: Robbers Storm Mansion In Imo State, Loot Properties Without Mercy. Photos by functionalpromix(m): 5:28am On Aug 22, 2017
hunger in the land. this is really serious
Religion / Re: Abel Damina Warns Against Seed Sowing: God Doesn't Multiply Money, Hardwork Does by functionalpromix(m): 3:34pm On Aug 14, 2017
I can't believe this.....this man just spoke what I call the absolute truth. prosperity pastors will be frowning while reading this post. The truth about given is finally revealed. I love this pastor pieces.
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Tekno by functionalpromix(m): 4:14pm On Aug 10, 2017
Tecno!....my main guy. u make brain scatter
Sports / Re: Jose Mourinho Gave His UEFA Super Cup Winners Medal To A Nigerian Boy by functionalpromix(m): 10:12am On Aug 10, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


He gave the gift to the wrong person... He should have given it to a German or French...they value memorabilias.

Deji would have valued a plate of Amala and Ewedu even more.
haba.....u dey vex oooo. The little man will appreciate it jare and values it more than amala and ewedu.

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