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Politics › Re: Tinubu: Presidency Requires Smartness, Not Fitness by Funflipper: 8:55am On May 14, 2022
lexy2014:
What has people relocating to Lagos daily got to do with questions about Tinubus health?

What did Tinubu for Lagos or do in Lagos that makes you say he wants to make Nigeria like Lagos?

Is Lagos no longer part of Nigeria?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKq31E7QV2U
If only you knew how lagos was, you wouldn't be asking what he did for lagos. He is the architect of madern-day Lagos.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Presidency Requires Smartness, Not Fitness by Funflipper: 8:44am On May 14, 2022
Cubalabloo:
Tinibu is sick. The northerners want him to succeed Buhari so that what happend to Ya'ardua will happen to him. Jagaban will die in office if elected, giving way for the VP, who will be from the north to succeed him as president. North will then continue ruling. Just imagine what will happen to our country. Pleasesay no to Tinibu's presidency!
You better be careful with your utterances because so many people who said buhari was going to die in office have since being dead, buried and forgotten.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Cuts Electricity Supply To Finland Over It's Plans To Join NATO (Photos) by Funflipper: 11:29pm On May 13, 2022
Kingpin1000:
You dey chop my food, you still want fight me.
Na the food you dey chop dey give you strength to challenge, so make I stop to give you food and make we see how you go get strength take fight me_ Russia
But is the food free?
Politics › Re: Deborah Samuel: Oby Ezekwesili Withdraws From NBA Event In Sokoto by Funflipper: 5:09pm On May 13, 2022
helinues:
This one like cheap attention sha
Blessed are those who have nothing to say and STF up!
Politics › Re: Emefiele: Nigerians Can Have Heart Attack, I’m Having Fun by Funflipper: 9:16pm On May 12, 2022
seguntijan:
What makes Obi better than Tinubu? Just give me Obi's 3 legacies that outlived him in Anambra state then I'll follow him.
Good question but he won't answer because his likes only regurgitate the bullshit they were fed without evidence to back it up.
Politics › Re: Emefiele: Nigerians Can Have Heart Attack, I’m Having Fun by Funflipper: 9:13pm On May 12, 2022
abobote:
Wow, a presidential aspirant and CBN governor, telling Nigerians to go and die, right at Buhari's door step.
Buhari really turned this country to joke.

Emeifele that mismanaged the economy, took us to recession two times. Increase the interest rate, inflation raised to double digit, naira lost value at exchange market.
And the useless man is aspiring to be president, coz Buhari has lowered the bar to the point every human being thinks he can be president
You need to count tinubu out of those who have nothing to offer. He is different even though you don't like him because someone told you not to.
Politics › Re: Justice Mary Ukaego Peter-Odili Bows Out Of the Supreme Court by Funflipper: 4:10pm On May 12, 2022
GardenOfGod:
At 70 she's still beautiful... I wish her a wonderful retirement... Long life... Serving a country like Nigeria for that umber of years and then retire, I like surviving a plane crash! grin
That is an old picture.
Politics › Re: APC Confirms Jonathan’s Membership In Bayelsa, Awaits NWC Waiver To Contest by Funflipper: 12:11pm On May 12, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
"GEJ is coming" means game over for Tinubu

I love this

A Jonathan single term is better than Tinubu 2 terms

Yes yes yes
You must be as naive as GEJ.
Pets › Re: Why Do People Hate Nigerian Local Dogs? by Funflipper: 5:30am On May 12, 2022
jendhorlee:
Nice write-up op
To be honest, i don't understand the resentment too. I own a very beautiful local dog, considering how i take care and feed her constantly, people do think she's pregnant considering how big and healthy she is

One of our relatives came to visit us, she couldn't close her mouth when she saw my mom giving the dog bread and Tea grin grin grin
If you see The way she opened her mouth ehn cheesy cheesy
When she eventually spoke, she said "you're giving a Dog bread and Tea"?

I said Yes, we feed her anything we eat in this house also
She just shook her head in pity. Lol

I don't understand why people think they don't deserve to be treated right
Foreign dogs have nothing over our beloved Ekuku cool cool
Really? Bring an eight month old boa boel and watch your full grown bingo take flight. The useless animals are natural born cowards who are only good at eating poop.
Foreign Affairs › Re: What You Need To Know About Russia (Facts And Pictures) by Funflipper: 4:48am On May 11, 2022
DannyFX2638:
it will amaze you to know that most people typing God bless Russia are either in USA , UK , Canada Or Germany .. infact it's Only Nigerians in Nigeria that supports the west
Lol, tell that to the birds.
Education › Re: Four Chrisland School Teachers Arraigned In Court Over Gang-Sex by Funflipper: 4:02pm On May 10, 2022
subsidywise18:
Yes, her parents messed up. But at that time, the teachers were acting in loco parentis. They had a job to do and they did not do it well.

Let's not excuse evil...parents or teachers. Thank you. Just because I blame the teachers does not mean I don't think the parents of the girl and boy dropped the ball too.
You need to let us know how the parents messed up because the way you people are going about this seems like it is ok for kids to have sex as long as they do it at home and not in school. The other day a school suspended a student for having sex with her boyfriend in the hospital during their holidays and the whole social media went haywire. As long as we keep playing the ostrich, the situation will be getting worse. The parents failed and that b is just what it is. Those teachers should be left alone!
Education › Re: Four Chrisland School Teachers Arraigned In Court Over Gang-Sex by Funflipper: 3:50pm On May 10, 2022
GenerationNext:
While are you hell bend in defending this teachers. Are you a relative of one of them?
Because they are nothing but scapegoats. The parents should be ashamed of themselves.
Education › Re: Four Chrisland School Teachers Arraigned In Court Over Gang-Sex by Funflipper: 3:47pm On May 10, 2022
subsidywise18:
Yes, because they were, most times, caught by the teacher in the act...a teacher DOING THEIR JOB.

Plus this happened at night, and teachers are expected to be in loco parentis.

When you become a parent, you are going to get up in the night and check on your kids. From time to time....to see if they are safe. Because it is your job.

Just as it was the job of the teachers to be the parents of the children when their parents were not around.
Why aren't you people calling out her parents for goodness sake? Do you think those kids started having sex in dubai?
Education › Re: Four Chrisland School Teachers Arraigned In Court Over Gang-Sex by Funflipper: 3:36pm On May 10, 2022
subsidywise18:
Yes, I expect the teachers to be up and doing monitoring each and every student because that is what they are paid for

If your relation was in the hospital, in a ward filled with 70 patients, and there were 4 doctors to monitor the patients, and your relation died overnight because the doctors were negligent, would you say the same thing.....or would you sue the hospital for all their money and more?

It's just a few measly nights. Lose sleep and do yer effing job.
Why are you people trying to turn the table upside down? Back in the days when students were caught have sex in the school toilet, they face the music and no teacher gets the blame. What is different in this case? You should be angry with her parents that she is already sexually exposed at such a young age (which is due to failed parenting) and not try to hang the unruly behaviour of some indiciplined kids on the teachers.
Education › Re: Four Chrisland School Teachers Arraigned In Court Over Gang-Sex by Funflipper: 3:28pm On May 10, 2022
halaqasa:
Bullshiiiiiiit

Small girl wey her pusssssay dun wide at that age

Wetin concern teacher

Omokomo
I tire o.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Andreev, Russian Ambassador To Poland Splattered With Red Paint By Protesters by Funflipper: 10:05pm On May 09, 2022
DannyFX2638:
Make Russians no see this news ooo . them mad pass Poland. Poland ambassadors in Russia spouse day use security from now.

Just like Ghana throwing red paints to Nigeria ambassadors in Ghana and you expect Ghana ambassador to drive freely in Lagos ..
Why not or you think we love our corrupt leaders?
Health › Re: What Could Have Caused This White Tongue? (Viewers Discretion) by Funflipper: 10:00pm On May 09, 2022
LIGHTHEARTED0:
i need any medication or any medical explanation to this white tongue, i don't wanna believe it oral thrush

i also noticed some pain in my muscles especially finger joints, but they are relieving me now

please help me,any medication or reason i have it

i have stop smoking some weeks ago but it still there every morning i wake up

insult and bashing it allowed by the way
Politics › Re: INEC Bars 124 Political Parties From Participating In 2023 Elections by Funflipper: 1:42am On May 09, 2022
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Politics › Re: INEC Bars 124 Political Parties From Participating In 2023 Elections by Funflipper: 1:41am On May 09, 2022
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Politics › Re: Tinubu, Shettima, Amaechi Attend Turbaning Of Modi, Aisha Buhari’s Brother (pics by Funflipper: 4:52pm On May 08, 2022
Pristine664:
How can a sick person (according to mainstream media) be attending all these functions back to back?

I'm not a supporter but I think Tinubu is stronger than he looks.
That is a million dollar question.
Politics › Re: Senator Francis Arthur Nzeribe Is Dead - Sahara Reporters by Funflipper: 4:47pm On May 08, 2022
immortalcrown:
Hmmm! May his soul rest in peace. The suspension was a potential weapon against him. He could have become formidable in the political circle.
Not when the Nigeria they set on fire is still burning.
Politics › Re: INEC Bars 124 Political Parties From Participating In 2023 Elections by Funflipper:
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Politics › Re: INEC Bars 124 Political Parties From Participating In 2023 Elections by Funflipper: 3:41pm On May 08, 2022
Kwestionair:
Intellectual ma/sir,
There was no wedding in Imo rather in benue makurdi so what’s the connection between imo and benue?
No soldier was killed in imo and no I’m not happy by the manner they were killed.
Stop trying to be mr/mrs intellectual
But the killers were speaking igbo fluently. UGM is part and parcel of ipob so what exactly are you talking about? That the killers are fulanis or what?
Health › Re: Help!!! What Can Someone Use For This Fungal Infection? WARNING!! GRAPHICS PICS by Funflipper: 2:43pm On May 08, 2022
Diabetic foot. The nerves are already damaged and that is why he feels little to no pain. The remedy right now is amputation.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Unanimous UN Security Council Declaration Backs ‘Peaceful’ Ukraine Solution by Funflipper: 2:23pm On May 08, 2022
benardtotti:
There is a basis , Muslims have right of association same as Christians and if they decide to join league of Islamic nations you can't shout islamization cos they have a cogent reason to , same way you assume Ukraine have a cogent reason to join Nato ( after all not all Ukrainians support that move ) .
Of course muslims have right of association but do they have the constitutional powers to make decisions for the country? The president and parliament of Ukraine have the constitutional powers to make decisions for their country. Now you see why your analogy lacks merit.
Politics › Re: APC Nomination Form: Delegates From 36 States Sign For Tinubu (Pictures) by Funflipper: 2:08pm On May 08, 2022
Is04970:
Tinubu will win any free and fair election.
Let's hope he will replicate the development in Lagos while he was the governor.
He surely will and I bet you Nigeria will never look back. We can't be blessed with all these natural resources and be wallowing in porverty just because our leaders lack foresight.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Unanimous UN Security Council Declaration Backs ‘Peaceful’ Ukraine Solution by Funflipper: 11:41pm On May 07, 2022
benardtotti:
Good so next time buhari and Co draft Nigeria into an Islamic league of nations don't come crying islamization they are only practicing the right of association with other countries.
Of course I will cry because Nigeria is a circular nation and not islamic so there is no basis for this analogy.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Unanimous UN Security Council Declaration Backs ‘Peaceful’ Ukraine Solution by Funflipper: 1:42pm On May 07, 2022
benardtotti:
This has got to be the dumbest post I ever read on nairaland on this war , the Pope according to you is an ignoramus ,lol smh ! Anyway nothing surprises me where Nigerians are involved with their arm chair and online analysis.
Of course the pope is an old school shmuck who is still stuck in WW2 era just like putin otherwise he would have known that Ukraine is a sovereign nation and they have every right to associate with any country they deemed fit.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Unanimous UN Security Council Declaration Backs ‘Peaceful’ Ukraine Solution by Funflipper: 1:29pm On May 07, 2022
adriano50:
What will happen to all the Russian money frozen?the economic hardship?the embargoes?this war will continue until all Russia demands are meant
The frozen money will be used to rebuild Ukraine. Of course the war will continue until russia is completely exhausted and afterwards, they will be given free rides in (air ambulances and body bags) back to where they came from.
Politics › Re: Court Restrains Enugu PDP From Tampering With Delegate List After Ward Congress by Funflipper: 1:47am On May 07, 2022
Weap:
Am pleading for your help please
Please dear everyone, I beg you in the name of God please forgive me for posting this but I have no choice because the mods ban my old username. Please sirs and ma's, my name is Faith, am a 26 years old single mom of 1. My son is just 2 years old. I used to be a hairdresser before my present predicament. In August of 2021 I fell very sick and was rush to the hospital by my neighbour. Doctor said that I will have to be admitted because by the time that they have prescribed several drugs for me, my hands and both of my legs has developed rashes and started to swell up. The swelling got worst and more severe as time went by, eventually leading to multiple skin ulcers. Preliminary results shows that I was diagnosed with blood infection. Am currently living with severe skin ulcers in my left arm, the palm of my hand, and both of my legs and feet. I've been suffering with this condition since then.
Am crying out because I need serious medical attention, I cannot afford to go to the hospital and am dying here due to lack of money. I regularly require resuscitation with anti biotics and regular blood transfusion at St David's Specialist hospital. I also urgently require Prolonged Sore Management with Vacuum Assisted Closure Device and skin graft to help regain my normal life again but unfortunately I can't treat myself because I don't have enough on me. Doctor said the procedure will require 1.3million Naira to give me my life back and so far I've been able to raise only 300 thousand with the help of my friends and some kind hearted well wishers who have taken pity for me in the past few months. Pleas sirs and ma's, am an orphan both my parents are late. I have been trying every possible best to raise the remainder to no avail. I don't have any property to sell again and I cannot work in this my condition pls I beg of you, I can't even look after my 2 years old son, that's why am pleading with any well meaning person pls, no matter how small pls, it will still go a long way to help me and save my life and that of my little boy pls. May God bless you all in Jesus name Amen

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Thank you and God bless you
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Mr scammer be careful. This account number has been flagged so when shit hits the fan, do not say you weren't warned. A word is enough for the wise.
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing: Broke Men Have No Right To Chat Me by Funflipper: 10:15pm On May 06, 2022
WiszyFraud:
Ironically, if those same broke men should fvcck you, i promise you, this your big yansh go catch fire..
And you will keep on going back to fvck them.





Jabless hoe undecided
Na the rich ones wey go mine her empty skull the ashawo dey look for.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Neptune Missiles Hit Russian Frigate Makarov In Black Sea by Funflipper: 9:28pm On May 06, 2022
ken6488:
USA already admitted
Russia will strike USA navy
Russia strike the most powerful naval force in the world? Is putin and russia ready for the backlash? I don't think so. lol

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