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Atigba:
We don't charge bribe price up to that amount

Yea I think you are correct, its like is the girl family that decided to Bill the man was told may be becos her dad wasn't alive again

Atigba:
I don't believe this

Ho! You need the pix of the list or what

So what should I do with this pix now

Fulaman198:
First and foremost, what is a Hausa-Fulani? You are either Hausa or you are Fulani.

Secondly, this is a dumb question. It's like asking why don't Igbo and Yoruba Christians marry each other a lot.....

Culture <> religion, religion is only but a subset of culture.

Forget that thing, is either you are Hausa, or Fulani, or Hausa-Fulani

I hope Boko Haram no see this girl sha,

Happy Birthday to you Baba, Oluwa yi o ma so agbara yin fi otun.

I LOVE CHELSEA

Still waiting for Iva Goal.

Apostle Suleman just said that since pn Friday he has been receiving treath and abuses from Political Pastors

Iwoyi laro

MrMcJay:
After paying the dowry and buying the things for 1.5M, he should make sure he gets a receipt from the bride's family and a "Wife Sale Agreement" from her family too.

Nonsense. As if they are the ones to feed her in her husband's house.

And the most funny aspext of it is the whole money he is having is not upto half a million

Koptala:
I'm among the few op

I'm among the few op

How far, I wan marry nurse

A friend of mine is about getting married to a benin woman, and the list giving to him is approximately 1.5m

jeeqaa7:
Cut him prick

Rapmoney:
Life at orientation camp could be stressful for a corp member within the first three days he or she arrives You would need to put yourself together and know how things go around in such a 'regimented place' (apologies to Mr Olaiya, Kwara State NYSC camp coordinator, 2008). As time goes on, one becomes acclimatized to the environment. When you become familiar with the surrounding, there are certain things you might likely start to do. So which of them did you do at orientation camp? Below...

1) Coming to the parade ground in the morning and trying to catch a sight of that babe in your platoon you have been dying for, so that you can stay close to her in order to initiate a conversation with her Chai!!! Oluwafunmilayo, God nor go forgive u for captivating and mesmerizing my heart

2) Dishing excess food to your crush in camp or your guys in your hostel the day your platoon would be in the kitchen.

3) Escaping from those boring seminars where they teach you how to make soap, key-holders and all those trash...while relaxing in the hostel with some few guys, soldier man go come, una go fly enter bush

4) Spending almost all your alawee for Mami market on top a babe wey dem go later post go anoda local government for primary assignment.

5) Rushing to morning parade without taking your bath because you woke up late and soldier men dey come.

6) Forming big boy or girl...eating at mami from Monday to Saturday but you nor dey miss the Sunday rice and chicken from camp kitchen

7) Pretending to be sick just to escape early mor-mor parade.

'Collecting' people's soaps and other petty items when you can't find yours because you feel one them must have done same to you.

9) Escaping into the bush to take some w**d (the kporists know demselves)

10) Arguing with some drunk fellows late into the night after consuming countless bottles at mami

Feel free to add yours...
Happy Sunday to all!

OP no Shut Put among your list. That is what I do most in Wanunne Camp for Benue State

emmysoftyou:
1] by poems..

Poems is another old means of communication,
you can expressed all your emotions,pains,angers and love via poems.
Ladies re much touch when they read your composed poems.
A very well composed poems with a good handwriting and rythmes can woo a lady you love so much without stress.


2] By love letter.

I know this is an oldest means of love communication.
But yet have more positive effects on lady's emotions and feelings til date,instead of you getting her number,her blackberry pin's number and facebook's username.You dont need that,
To be sincere with you,
Ladies of nowadays re not move easily by every single words you types on whatsap or facebook any longer except th few naives ones,cos,
they will ordinarily see it as a mere words for chating sake.
Moreover,you re serious about the words you types.
However,in recent time, guys tend to expressed their feelings through facebook and whatsap after getting their contacts,and still failed to woo the lady's heart,But if you arrange your love letter with a decent and lovely handwriting,adding emotional love and expression to your words lyrically.I bet you,the girl of your dream is yours,cos the lady you wrote the letter to,
will be so much impressed with your handwritting and belief in every single meaning of the words you wrote in there..
Goodluck

3 [b]By phonetext

this means of expression or communication through text messages used to be taking seriously by ladies before,anyway it s not too old,cos i remember back in the days when mtn,glo and airtel was new in nigeria,
you send your girlfriend an early morning text messages,
she will either called you to know if you mean what you wrote or she would looked at it childishly and smiles at it with excitedness when she is reading it.
i've observed this medium from my cousins and my lovely girlfreind back then in school days,but it seems to be outdated cos our network competitors provider such as mtn,glo and airtel tends to give us free sms,hence it has reduced the tastes of the convincing words behind a phone text messages,since it became a common usages like whatsap and facebook chat.Hence,few teen girls still belief in phone text message til date. [/b]

4] the lady's friend

yu can woo a girl,if yu know her girlfriend.
Get close to her friend,then Expressed how you feels towards her girl friend and let her friend be able to convince her for you by doing the talking whìle you re doing the acting or demonstrating your feelings towards her,hence she will be yours without stress cos she will believe her girlfriend's words more than whatever you may say to her verbally..

5] the Gift

there are many gift in the markets but there re special ones meant for the kind of a girl you admired or beloved.
How can yu get that special gift for herIs the next question that linger in our minds.
first of all,found out what she love best/most,and if it s something that makes her happy,then get it for her,
to make her happy and see how your dream girl will be yours forever.

6] caring

this is also a means of wooing a lady or a guy you love so much.
It s an oldest means of expressions and communications Even in those days.
this is the kind of bodily expressions that gives a bodily languages to the heart,
You dont need to talks too much about your feelings here,but from the way you acted towards her and your steps of taking good care of her,whenever she needs you at that moment,
is the only way you can expressed your feelings to her.
As time goes on,she will begins to notice that,she is very important to you,hence,she tends to beloved and be soft hearted towards you..

Caring is one of the motion that can move the unrequited love away and joins the heartbeat and emotions together to form an endlesslove in the soul..

goodluck..
with a good partners or soulmate..

This number three is a no go area for me, my first relationship started and end with a text messages

Those of you mentioning Cricket, make una no let India and Pakistan catch una o

Only God know how they enjoy the sport even their Stadium get filled to the brim.

The man always marry the woman in Igala

OpraMenu:
It the whole Edo pple?

Cos I heared of the name here in Auchi, but I haven't tasted it anyway. I only tasted their Groundnut soup of recent

Caracta:
Crazy city you can't help but like.

Annoying sometimes...or all the time.

That is why sometimes I do zoom out just to cool off

I don't think its only Esam people that eat black soup

Assuming I go this FIRE NIGHT I for hear how the Prophet take prophesy

This woman enh, please OP I need the Audio of this her speach

daroz:
Dry, boring and uneventful? I am sure something is wrong with ur head

Easy bro, no fighting

This is serious;

Ibadan = E bar dan

barcanista:
I wonder how Arsenal fans de feel now. Lol.....



Barca remains the imperial tormentor of english teams.

But not Chelsea

Someone just his or her freedom

Reminez:
We are 75% of Lagos and Ogun state populations.We control the economies of both states.Those schools are results of the developments we have brought to the SW.
WHO ARE WE??.....Like if you know the answer.

How old are you

babyosisi:
Why are you calling me
Is it my panty that was found ?

Mama Osisi you make me laff

Is Igbo realy Bad