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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Swansea (3 - 2) On 15th October 2016 by Funjosh(m): 4:46pm On Oct 15, 2016
Aminat508:
grin
Close your teeth my dear lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (3 - 0) On 15th October 2016 by Funjosh(m): 2:08pm On Oct 15, 2016
mukina2:
GOAL

MOSES
cool cool cool
Family › Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by Funjosh(m): 1:32pm On Oct 15, 2016
moji26:
hi Sir, Tanx for ur concerns towards me, I appreciate it sir, my mum ve come around to support me, the guy ve not been yielding anything, so I think it's best if we leave ourselves for good, now, just looking forward to help myself and my kids and take care of my pregnancy, I wanted to call u back Sir, I saw ur missed call, bt I dnt ve airtime to reach u Sir, so I tgink it's best if I reach out from here, thanks again sir
Good just try as the Lord will help you to make mama be happy towards you. it will end in praise. wink



Ma Tearoses please read and reply my messages on whatsapp cry
Family › Re: If una no gree gimme money, contract and connections nko? by Funjosh(m): 11:00am On Oct 15, 2016
5minsmadness:
How dare you talk to me like that when am trying to epp you! You're not humble. I'm stepping back.
Please dont step aside, my sister needs you embarassed
Family › Re: If una no gree gimme money, contract and connections nko? by Funjosh(m): 9:06am On Oct 15, 2016
Dyt:
But I am serious
What proof do y'all need
I can screenshot all my bank account details ooo
Just MTN #1500 to Tearoses is all you need to do cheesy
Family › Re: If una no gree gimme money, contract and connections nko? by Funjosh(m): 9:03am On Oct 15, 2016
grin grin grin
Family › Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by Funjosh(m): 8:16am On Oct 15, 2016
I just hope and pray Moji becomes a changed person if not her loss is some people's gain because this her thread is a lesson for all with all these life changing experience and story being shared.



I Have learnt a lot on this thread.
Family › Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by Funjosh(m): 8:06am On Oct 15, 2016
Dyt:
You see that 5k ehn
It will go a long way for me oo
Eppppp me




Seriously I dunno why y'all not even noticing me

I need money
And it's not fair
cry cry cry cry

Onegai

Jaybee3

Tearoses

5minsmadness

Thorpidio abi MA thorpido

Make una help me na
Ahn ahn
angry angry angry angry angry angry

I have been begging and crying since
Y'all ignored me and here shouting and rooting for who won't appreciate

Me I have acc numbers
I use gtb,diamond and fbn
I have a PM account too
Even bitcoin

Any angle you want to come
Just eppppp me Biko
Please help my sister she need some money, if not for her please for her lil champ.

Ma Tearoses embarassed
Family › Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by Funjosh(m): 5:19am On Oct 15, 2016
enoqueen:
Weldon people. Nobody really know why moji's mother is trying to force discipline into her but for whatever reason I think her wish should be respected.
No parent would like it if he/she is try to deny his/her child rights of somethings and then a stranger come and offer it freely.

On the issue of registering her in general hospital,are you sure she can cope with that.
She will be ask to bring someone to donate blood, who will do that for her since everyone around her are wicked. She will be ask to do some basic test, she might say the stress is too much and she doesn't have the strength to. The waking up early during antenatal days and having to wait for ur turn to see doctor.Trust me on this, av been there thrice and it's not for lazy people.


What is worth doing at all, it's worth doing well I will suggest she use a private hospital around her, those can manage her well at her own convenience since that's the kind of life she like. Besides you can ask her where she had her first.

Except in cases of CS, bills are almost d same with some small private hospitals if not more expensive.


My little cent though, but then what do I know.
Going to General Hospital is the best for her for now.

1 She will need to cover some kilometres from where she stays to where the hospital is.

2 Those nurse and matron their don't send you who you are one you are late OYO

3 For how long does she want to keep on enjoying conveniency that has yielded result or positive change in her life.

4 Going to GH is like going to another school on its own where you will learn from both the staff's and the patients.
Crime › Re: Day Old Baby Dumped Inside Gutter Infront Of Ikotun BRT Bus Terminal. by Funjosh(m): 9:40pm On Oct 14, 2016
ednut1:
condom is 50 naira, postinor is 200, wickedness sha
To even zip up is free self embarassed
Crime › Re: Day Old Baby Dumped Inside Gutter Infront Of Ikotun BRT Bus Terminal. by Funjosh(m): 9:39pm On Oct 14, 2016
Ask4bigneyo:
Found this while coming from work this evening.
Viewers Discretion
Neyo this one gidigan o shocked
Family › Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by Funjosh(m): 8:45pm On Oct 14, 2016
Caveatemptor:
At about 06.00hrs this morning Moji sent me a what's app message that I should meet her at NNPC early because she was going somewhere with her mum. From my home to the petrol station was about a fifteen minute drive,so by 06.20 hours I was parked inside the NNPC petrol station awaiting Moji and her mum.
I put a voice call through to her line and told her I was waiting for her. She told me she would be with me in about 10 minutes,however from the background sounds itvwas obvious she was in her house and not yet ready.
30 minutes later Moji and her mother were no where in sight. I was worried about sitting in my car in a petrol station without buying fuel. I put another call to Moji,reminding her that I worked in Ikeja and my work was time based,again she promised to be with me in 10 minutes time,but from the background noise it was obvious she was still at home.
By 15/minutes after 07.00 hours,I was ready to climb a wall and was completely exasperated. My boss was calling me that I was needed in the office.
At 07.30 hours,I was still in the fuel station when Moji called that she and her mum were at XYZ petrol station. I almost hit my head on the dashboard. Moji calmly told me that her mother,wanted to see me and that I should turn round from NNPC station and drive down to XYZ station,in the background I could hear her mother shouting at her.
I just started my car and drove off. I found her to be very unserious.
When I got to the Office, Moji called me to tell me her mother said I must be a ritualist. I found that amusing and told Moji I did not owe her money. I was just trying to help because of the kids. I advised her to go to a bank and get a form for a savings account. She was reluctant. I offered to send her recharge cards of 5000 Naira for her to sell and open an account. She was reluctant as she said people would think she wanted to defraud them.
I just gave up and told her to try and open an account,send me the number,then I would contribute my widows mite.
Hmmmm boss it is well. Just don't be offended Please.
Family › Re: Man Trying To Sleep With A Married Woman In Bayelsa Caught Pants Down (Pics) by Funjosh(m): 1:59pm On Oct 14, 2016
You don smoke your weed again abi undecided undecided undecided



notoriousbabe:
Funjosh has been caughted again with his landlord's wife grin grin
Family › Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by Funjosh(m): 1:14pm On Oct 14, 2016
thorpido:
GH Igando is not far from her place.She takes a bike to the expressroad and joins a bus(N50) to GH Igando.
The mum was suggesting she goes with her to her shop but she was saying something about finishing her training.That has to be decided first.
She should follow her Mum to the shop for the main time, then later she start her training.
Family › Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by Funjosh(m): 12:42pm On Oct 14, 2016
thorpido:
Caveatemptor was in a hurry,probably to go to work and Moji started having ideas because he said he couldn't wait.She should apologise to him.
Caveatemptor,pls forgive.Her mind right now is full of many things.
She should go herself like what Onegai said she should go to the bank and open it on her own. their is Stanbic and First Bank at Igando opening of account shouldnt be that difficult.
Family › Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by Funjosh(m): 12:35pm On Oct 14, 2016
Moji Go to Stanbic IBTC at Igando they will assist you in opening of the account it. Please try as much as you can to make your mum happy.


Tearoses I have replied your message.
TV/Movies › Re: 10 Classic Yoruba Movies That Made Your Childhood by Funjosh(m): 7:40pm On Oct 13, 2016
A don dey old embarassed cry
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In Love? Nigerians React by Funjosh(m): 5:02pm On Oct 13, 2016
Dyt:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
You wan make him start again abi, angry
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In Love? Nigerians React by Funjosh(m): 3:53pm On Oct 13, 2016
Dyt:
Tell me about it
grin grin grin
Business › Re: Will Prices Of Foodstuffs Ever Come Down If Recession Ends? by Funjosh(m): 2:31pm On Oct 13, 2016
NO. angry
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In Love? Nigerians React by Funjosh(m): 2:28pm On Oct 13, 2016
Dyt:
You don't have it?
I have enough of it to go round and round
smiley
That's cool. You make me to remember the drama between you, sisioge and Solomonkane on that thread cool
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In Love? Nigerians React by Funjosh(m): 2:11pm On Oct 13, 2016
Dyt:
Really?
How sweet?
The love you found smiley
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In Love? Nigerians React by Funjosh(m): 11:54am On Oct 13, 2016
But on a serious note, some of us need to truly be arrested by love cool
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In Love? Nigerians React by Funjosh(m): 11:50am On Oct 13, 2016
Dyt:
Yes I do believe in love
And it's happening to me
cry cry cry cry
So sweet kiss
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Caught In Benue By Vigilante While Trying To Kidnap 2 School Children by Funjosh(m): 11:49am On Oct 13, 2016
notoriousbabe:
you preek no dey rest?you wan fok dat babe by all means with that your small preek wey be like dat of three months old baby tongue tongue
To Slap you dey hungry me angry
Family › Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by Funjosh(m): 11:37am On Oct 13, 2016
thorpido:
Update.

I paid a visit to her house this morning as promised and met with the mother.

Long story short,it's a mother who is fed up with a daughter who has not learnt to take responsibility for her life in addition to making poor choices in life.She has also become unruly towards her mother which may have been borne out of frustration.
I got her to apologise to the mother and also pleaded with the mother to forgive her.She did and the mother accepted(though I know it's a work in progress).
There's an issue on ground however that will determine how they move forward- mother to daughter.The mom wants her to go back to the man she's pregnant for but she says she doesn't want the relationship anymore saying he's uncaring and abusive.

She didn't finish her period of apprentiship as a beautician because she couldn't complete her payment according to her.
She's not registered at a hospital for antenatal but once saw a traditional birth attendant and she has no money to even go back there now.
She admits she hasn't gotten a grip of her own life(I could see someone having psycological issues) and needs someone to put her right.She needs some form of therapy.

So familylanders,where do we go from here?

Cc:ifyalways,funjosh,Onegai,jaybee3,Mizmycoli.
Thanks boss. God bless you.


Moji their is no one here that can help you the way it is at moment except YOU yourself. The little we can do is to advice and probably guard you so make up with your mum and make her happy, though it is not easy becauseb it's not what you are used to but it's what you can do.
Politics › Re: 21 Chibok Girls Released By BOKO Haram by Funjosh(m): 10:48am On Oct 13, 2016
I hope and pray it is true smiley
Family › Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by Funjosh(m): 9:52am On Oct 13, 2016
Onegai:
I wish you had not sent her credit. Since yesterday, has she bothered to go locate a bank near her and find out requirenments to open an account? Remember her first couple of posts: she wanted to borrow someone's account to use, still leaning on people to do even the basics. She didn't even say "oya, where is the first bank I said is close by, let me go and find out how to open a bank account".

If you guys are not careful, it is Seun and all of you that will train her kids. I know what my mum has gone through, infact one of my friends almost married a girl like this (complete with her 3 kids from previous relationships). She cheated on him and carried belle no.4 and was crying and acting helpless and expecting him to save her as usual. That was what woke him up.
ITS JUST TO MAKE SOME CALLS THAT EARLY MORNING BECAUSE I ASKED HER TO CALL.
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Caught In Benue By Vigilante While Trying To Kidnap 2 School Children by Funjosh(m): 6:35am On Oct 13, 2016
notoriousbabe:
Finally funjosh has been caught grin grin
Where IYANGBALI dey, that irresponsible fellow angry
Politics › Re: Udom Emmanuel Paid The Highest Bribes To Supreme Court Justices: Sahara Reporter by Funjosh(m): 6:33am On Oct 13, 2016
In Mercy Johnson voice "PAKAM"
Family › Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by Funjosh(m): 6:31am On Oct 13, 2016
Sanchez01:
Kindly share links to them, please?
This is one https://www.nairaland.com/1999911/pls-peepshelp-me-out-bad/4
Family › Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by Funjosh(m): 5:40am On Oct 13, 2016
Caracta:
OP has provoked! cheesy
So you still dey this community cheesy

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