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HealthRe: I Need Help by funken: 5:33pm On Nov 10, 2014
What is his brother's no.? I can help with the communication. And pls can anyone direct me to where the acct number to pay in money? Cant seem to locate this in the posts. thanks all for the good work..
FamilyRe: Bearded Ladies, How Do You Cope? by funken: 9:44pm On Nov 08, 2014
Pls see your doctor immediately. Its more often than not a sysmtom of Polycystic ovarian Syndrome (PCOS). See some common symptoms below:

Common symptoms of PCOS include the following:

Menstrual disorders: PCOS mostly produces oligomenorrhea (few menstrual periods) or amenorrhea (no menstrual periods), but other types of menstrual disorders may also occur.
Infertility: This generally results directly from chronic anovulation (lack of ovulation)
Further information: Infertility in polycystic ovary syndrome

High levels of masculinizing hormones: The most common signs are acne and hirsutism (male pattern of hair growth),

it may produce hypermenorrhea (heavy and prolonged menstrual periods), androgenic alopecia (increase hair thinning or diffuse hair loss), or other symptoms. Approximately three-quarters of people with PCOS (by the diagnostic criteria of NIH/NICHD 1990) have evidence of hyperandrogenemia.
Metabolic syndrome: This appears as a tendency towards central obesity and other symptoms associated with insulin resistance. Serum insulin, insulin resistance, and homocysteine levels are higher in women with PCOS.
Asians affected by PCOS are less likely to develop hirsutism than those of other ethnic backgrounds.

Source: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polycystic_ovary_syndrome
PoliticsRe: My Problem With The Jonathanians by funken(op): 7:08pm On Nov 07, 2014
So the Jonathanians forget that it is harmful to the political interest of President Jonathan when they try to cast President Jonathan in the mould of a South/South President or Christian President or a Sectional president. The Constitution does not intend the President to be a Village Head or Tribal Head or Clan Head or Sectional Head. The writers of the Constitution intended a President to be a National Leader. The Constitution contemplates a President that regards and treats the entire Country as his own Constituency.

The Constitution envisages a President that will unify the country. This is indeed why the framers of the 1979 Constitution (the precursors of the 1999 Constitution), went for the presidential system of government as opposed to a parliamentary system of government.

Let me tell the Jonathanians that Nigerians are fed up with their excuses or puerile rationalizations. Nigerians want practical solutions to the myriad of problems confronting the country. Nigerians are in desperate need of a leadership that will energise, galvanise, inspire and motivate them. Nigerians want a leader that will lift them from despair to hope. Every country in history that had fallen into the path that Nigeria has fallen into always desired a leadership that would lift the spirit of its people.

Nigerians need a President Franklin Delano Roosevelt that rescued the United States of America from the clutches of great depression and brought economic prosperity and ably led the allied forces under American leadership to victory in the Second World War. Nigeria needs General Kamal Mustapha Ataturk that changed Turkey from the Sick Man of Europe to one of the most prosperous countries in Europe. Nigerians need a Winston Churchill that saved Great Britain from the jaw of destruction by a rampaging Germany during the Second World War. Nigeria needs a Lee Kuan Yew who transformed Singapore from an economic backwater to one of the most advanced and industrialised countries in the world within a span of 50 years!

Nigerians are tired and bored of the excuses of the Jonathanians!

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/my-problem-with-the-jonathanians/
PoliticsMy Problem With The Jonathanians by funken(op): 7:07pm On Nov 07, 2014
My problem with the supporters of President Goodluck Jonathan (I call them “Jonathanians”) is that they are always giving excuses or striving to rationalise the glaring failure of governance in the country under the Jonathan presidency. When they are not blaming Muslims and Northerners for the failure of governance in the country under President Jonathan, they are putting the blame on former President Olusegun Obasanjo. When they are not blaming APC and the opposition, they are busy blaming everybody except President Jonathan.

Jonathanians are noted for their uncouth behaviour. They are intemperate in their use of the language. They are vulgar. The Jonathanians are incredibly petty. The Jonathanians are intolerant. They readily whip up religious and sectional and ethnic sentiments to justify the bumbling incompetence of President Jonathan.

They insult, abuse, defame and threaten anybody that dares to criticise President Jonathan. To the Jonathanians, we should all shut up despite the fact that the country is falling apart, the economy is floundering, there is no electricity, crumbling infrastructure, mindless corruption and stealing of public funds, there is massive and chaotic unemployment, grinding poverty and the insurgency is daily breaching the territorial integrity of the country.

According to the gospel of the hard nosed Jonathanians, we should not blame Jonathan for the sad state of the country but his detractors, APC, opposition, Northerners, and Muslims etc. Listen to former Minister of the Niger Delta, Elder Godsdays Orubebe, trying to pass the blame for the failure of the Federal Government under President Jonathan to complete the vital East-West Highway for the past five years. Orubebe said that the blame should be squarely placed on the head of former President Olusegun Obasanjo whom he said never conceived the road project to be completed!

The Jonathanians are uncompromising, unrelenting, insistent, audacious, persistent and unreasonable in their defence and support of President Jonathan. In the imperviousness of the Jonathanians they are wont to defend every indefensible policy to the point of absurdity. They unreasonably even defend the numerous flip flops of the Jonathan presidency. They do not believe in the power of reasoning, dialogue, persuasion or seeing things from the perspective of others who are equally entitled to have opposing view or opinion.

The other day, Senior Special Assistant on Public Affairs to President Jonathan, Dr. Doyin Okupe, was cursing everybody when his principal was taken on by critics, after the fall of the Mubi, the second largest town in Adamawa State to the ragtag Boko Haram. Dr. Okupe told a startled nation that the Military cannot perform because no procurement of military hard wares was undertaken for the army for the past 20 years. He forgot how much money the Federal Government under Jonathan has budgeted for defence since 2011. He forgot that we were told that for about two years the Federal Government has embarked on massive procurement of military hard wares and that insurgency would soon be wiped out. He forgot that the PDP has been in government for the past 15 years. The question is: why have successive PDP-controlled federal government procured arms for the military for the past 15 years?

The Jonathanians are amazingly and scandalously myopic and narrow-minded. They are always attacking and abusing the North forgetting that President Jonathan needs the votes of the North to win his second term bid. The Jonathanians are always antagonising Muslims forgetting that President Jonathan needs the votes of Muslims in the country to win. They readily forget, in their emotional frenzy, that to win a presidential election in the country, a candidate must win in at least 24 States out of the 36 States and the Federal Capital Territory

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/my-problem-with-the-jonathanians/
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 11:11am On Oct 13, 2014
Kovic08:
Can i swap with my Motorola droid razor and add cash
Sorry, I don't do swaps...Call we could work out an agreeable price for you...
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 11:09am On Oct 13, 2014
For all those that have bought, I say a big thank you. For the rest of y'all what are you waiting for?? Keep the calls coming..
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 11:08am On Oct 13, 2014
Guitarlife:
HOW can I pick this in abeokuta
Do you have someone that can help u take a look and pick it up in Lagos?
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 11:07am On Oct 13, 2014
gustav25:
can this be transported to owerri?
Do you have someone that can pick it up in Lagos?
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 4:30pm On Oct 08, 2014
still availble..call now
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 10:59am On Oct 02, 2014
Price reduced to 39k call now...
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 10:54am On Sep 26, 2014
Phones still available....
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 12:41pm On Sep 24, 2014
LG G2 still available @slightly negotiable price, grab your copy now!!
Technology MarketRe: Abuja/suleja/keffi Gadget And Phone Sell Or Swap Centre by funken: 12:31pm On Sep 24, 2014
vintino: plz does any1 has LG G2 or Samsung s4 for sale?
black LG G2 with G3 ROM (Android OS) for sale @41k slightly negotiable, call or whatsapp 08070777737
Technology MarketRe: DO YOU Have A Neatly Used Z10 And Lg G2 For Sale?? by funken: 12:26pm On Sep 24, 2014
black LG G2 with G3 ROM (Android OS) for sale @41k slightly negotiable, call or whatsapp 08070777737
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 10:06am On Aug 25, 2014
Morning people. Phone still available, limited quantity remaining. Grab your copy now! grin grin
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 2:53pm On Aug 24, 2014
Keep the calls coming in. Phones still available.
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 1:03pm On Aug 22, 2014
sinetheta: i bought one nice phone with good battery.....you will pay for the credit grin
Thanks @sinetheta for the props and credit. We will work out the payment grin grin grin

...@all phone still available at a great price too....

Keep the calls coming in
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 9:21am On Aug 22, 2014
einsteino: ok please link to the rom.
check xda
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 2:44pm On Aug 21, 2014
einsteino: Please OP can u gimme the link to the G3 rom? and what are the pros and cons(bugs) in the rom
Very good battery life, very stable ROM, it practically has all the functionalities of the AOSP custom ROMs like CyanogenMod etc.. I use the phone myself and i have not yet seen any bug in it...
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 1:43pm On Aug 21, 2014
sirlop: will u swap with my htc one m7
Sorry mate no swaps. This is for outright purchase...
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 11:44am On Aug 21, 2014
Still available, price negotiable...
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 4:24pm On Aug 20, 2014
Keep the calls coming in....
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 10:34am On Aug 20, 2014
For all who have inquired about this phone..thx...

Keep the calls coming.. Price negotiable
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 6:15pm On Aug 19, 2014
gustav25: I don't know y I like lg
the g3 is a must buy for me
Buy this and you have the feel of the G3 (though its a G2). The Android KitKat OS is based on the international variant of the LG G3 and its fast.

Good for the price too.. Call me..
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 2:27pm On Aug 19, 2014
Let the calls keep coming....
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 10:05am On Aug 19, 2014
Still very much available, negotiable price....
Technology MarketRe: Lg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op): 4:43pm On Aug 18, 2014
Buzz me on whatsapp let's chat....
Technology MarketLg G2 32 Gb With Lg G3 Rom (G3 Android KitKat OS) - 39k Call now.. by funken(op):
Up for sale are black LG G2 phones (32GB) with LG G3 Rom (LG G3 Android Kit Kat OS) - PHONE ONLY

Why get a G3 when you can equally have a feel of the G3 on the LG G2?



Phone Specs:
Infrared blaster - This could serve as a remote control to your tv, ACs, projectors etc. You can also program any remote control into the remote control app e.g. DSTV (i personally use this as my DSTV remote)
program your TV remote
2.26GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon 800 processor
13MP Camera
3000mAh battery
2GB RAM
32GB ROM
5.20" - 1080x1920 screen

PS: Pictures were taken with phone camera..very clear...

BusinessRe: Are Nigerian Clearing Agents Actually On Strike? by funken: 6:14pm On Jul 17, 2014
Is it advisable to ship something from the US now given the backlog if cargo that needs to be cleared at NAHCO?

I am shipping some breakable things...

thanks
PoliticsRe: East-west Road: Progress Report With Pictures by funken: 6:30pm On Dec 19, 2013
From the looks of the pictures, the roads look substandard just like the airports that were built with substandard materials. Go to the arrival hall in MMA domestic wing and you will weep for Nigeria. the windows are already discoloring, the ceilings and walls are cracking up etc.

I know some guys will say at least GEJ was the only one that did this, OBJ and the rest didn't. Nigerians deserve a Dubai with the kind of money we have. The money supposedly spent on these projects are not commensurate with what they put on ground.

Nigerians deserve the best because we can afford it if these our pple no chop am!!
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Promoting Corruption by funken: 11:56am On Dec 11, 2013
All commenting on thread, let us clear our heads of sentiments and comment objectively. We know OBJ is not a saint, however he has made some salient points.

And please the argument that corruption was rampant during OBJ's tenure does not give GEJ the express fiat to "go to town" on corruption (i.e eat drink and go to bed with corruption).

Let us all address the points OBJ made one by one - irrespective of who made it, because that is the only way this country can move forward.

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