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Technology MarketRe: Iphone 12 Chip Unlocked Blue, With Face ID (120,000) by funkeyuche(op): 7:56am On Feb 24
FineboyKell:
Who did you steal the phone from?
You sir, am in urgent need of money I bought it my self #240,000 you won’t understand sir.
PhonesIphone 12 Chip Unlock, With Face ID And True Tone (#120,000) by funkeyuche(op): 7:45am On Feb 24
iPhone 12 chip unlock very neat, Face ID working , True Tone working with battery health 99 percent.
Going for urgent sale owner needs the money.
Prestine clean working perfect.
WhatsApp : 0902 316 7387
Let’s deal
Price : #120,000
Location: Victoria island Lagos

PhonesIphone 12 Chip Unlock, With Face ID And True Tone (#120,000) by funkeyuche(op): 9:54pm On Feb 23
iPhone 12 chip unlock very neat, Face ID working , True Tone working with battery health 99 percent.
Going for urgent sale owner needs the money.
Prestine clean working perfect.
WhatsApp : 0902 316 7387
Let’s deal
Price : #120,000
Location: Victoria island Lagos

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by funkeyuche: 9:50pm On Feb 23
iPhone 12 chip unlock very neat, Face ID working , True Tone working with battery health 99 percent.
Going for urgent sale owner needs the money.
Prestine clean working perfect.
WhatsApp : 0902 316 7387
Let’s deal
Price : #120,000

Technology MarketIphone 12 Chip Unlocked Blue, With Face ID (120,000) by funkeyuche(op): 9:42pm On Feb 23
iPhone 12 chip unlock very neat, Face ID working , True Tone working with battery health 99 percent.
Going for urgent sale owner needs the money.
Prestine clean working perfect.
WhatsApp : 0902 316 7387
Let’s deal
Price : #120,000
Location: Victoria island Lagos.

TravelRe: Uber Driver Accused Of Kidnapping, Robbing & Raping Passengers (Video) by funkeyuche: 4:55am On Sep 17, 2025
GloriousGbola:
that means the victims are also failing to pay attention or are in a hurry or they are moving at times when it is not that easy to identify the car

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS stop and confirm plate number and model matches number in app

one night i was waiting for an uber and a corolla suddenly screeched to a halt and stopped in front of me. i am sure there was more than one person in the car. but the real issue was he/they were hurrying me up - lets go lets go lets go.

i almost threw a stone at them because it was obvious what they were

the guy is obviously a seasoned predator. unfortunately our police are incompetent. otherwise they would simply send a woman undercover officer, pose as a passenger and trap him.
He make sure he ceases your phone so you can't report immediately, duo these guys should have been apprehended by now cause it's been long he is on these shit.
TravelRe: Uber Driver Accused Of Kidnapping, Robbing & Raping Passengers (Video) by funkeyuche: 4:51am On Sep 17, 2025
mascot87:
I don't have anything to say to you
Neither do I chief, I had to address your quote due to what does ladies posted was a sensitive matter an it should be treated with consideration. These is a public forum Sir.
TravelRe: Uber Driver Accused Of Kidnapping, Robbing & Raping Passengers (Video) by funkeyuche: 4:44am On Sep 17, 2025
Kalulu44:
This is where the problem is. I can bet my balls that this guy is not a registered driver of any of the ehailing apps.
I was once a Bolt driver, just one simple complain from Riders and Bolt will ever warn or suspend you for days. Bcus they have all your information.
.
So this guy here is using other means which know one has decipher yet.
Nah person do the registration for am he his using someone else account.
TravelRe: Uber Driver Accused Of Kidnapping, Robbing & Raping Passengers (Video) by funkeyuche: 4:34am On Sep 17, 2025
oglalasioux:
It’s easy to know how he gets to pick them up and why the ride companies are denying knowing him.

From the point of request to the end of a trip, record is kept by both ride companies, the driver and the rider. But this only happens if the driver actually picked the passenger and they embarked on the trip. So if the trip is canceled by either party before the trip is started, it is assumed the trip never happened and ride companies won’t address issues regarding rides that didn’t happen.

What this guy does is he accepts the ride request, drives to the pick up point and when the trip is about to start, instead of starting the trip, he cancels it. In the computers of the ride companies, that trip didn’t happen. So if you report the driver, they can’t find evidence that anything connected you to him.

In the same spirit of supporting yahoo boys that their activities are as a result of colonial rule, Nigerians aid and abet this behaviour of drivers canceling trips and embarking on the same trip offline so they can charge the riders themselves and collect the fare without giving the ride companies their commission. I know firsthand that passengers encourage drivers to embark on trips offline with glee knowing that the ‘white people’ won’t get their commission. How then do you expect the ride companies to act on trips that didn’t happen?

This is what that guy is exploiting. If you as a passenger ensures your driver started the trip on the app, no way that driver will misbehave during the trip. The app records both the trip and voice conversations during the trip especially at night. Nigerians like cutting corners and this is the sad result.
What you said is good, but Apps could trace a ride that was picked and Cancelled both form the rider and driver history even without doing the ride. he is an E-hailing driver he knows the loopholes few other knows on the Apps but he uses for his for evil act.
TravelRe: Uber Driver Accused Of Kidnapping, Robbing & Raping Passengers (Video) by funkeyuche: 3:43am On Sep 17, 2025
dgitrader:
Etaxi doesn't work like you assume. No impostor can infiltrate easily without proper I.d , licence, phone biometrics and vehicle tagging. At least two of this must track the culprit Realtime. The guy has not been properly reported simply! No mind the sentiments
He has been properly reported bro, it's just that he is a criminal you don't expect him not to plan his move, and mind you an imposter can infiltrate the system, the guy you quote knows what he is saying chief, Just so you know am an E-hailing driver.
TravelRe: Uber Driver Accused Of Kidnapping, Robbing & Raping Passengers (Video) by funkeyuche:
mascot87:
You are one of the 1% of the 1% that have sense in Nigeria. I strongly believe all those girls are in one whatsapp group and every now and then they come out with the acting about the same man. I strongly believe it is a well coordinated plan by this leaches
You both are definitely among the 1% that comment without proper reasoning and you feel like you did a good analysis. Ask yourself why would these number of ladies take these drastic plan with sever consequences just to tarnish a cab-guy hustle? Is it his Money or fame?

Am into E-hailing too and I happen to witness a night these particular guy rob a rider at Victoria island, saw is face when I came down to take a pee but had no ideal of these info. the thing is he actually threatening you with rape and harm, so you are grip in fear and you easily comply with his demand.

I actually drop the lady he stole from who was scared through out the ride. Few days later I saw is picture on bolt driver WhatsApp group of the crime he was accuse of.
Christianity EtcRe: Spiritual And Mysterious Reason Why people Remain Single Despite their Beauty by funkeyuche: 10:10am On Sep 07, 2025
paxonel:
Big lies!

There is nothing like water spirit, juju or witchcraft.
They are all traditional myths meant for fictional stories to entertain children
Bro I Use to think these way too, not until one of my close pal we share same apartment for 5 years had a serious spiritual attack for my eyes.
My pal who is very slim and fragile, three of is could not hold him down. I swear I chained him my self with paddlock, bro when the attack came he broke the chain, his eye colour channels, he makes noise like an bear when these happen, we all ran out of the house. These is no fiction these my pal is very handsome fair.
He later explained the attack to me bro spiritual is real.
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by funkeyuche: 9:52pm On May 24, 2025
patomaniac:
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bro call me on these line if you in lagos (09129655774) ready to deal asap.
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SportsRe: Samuel Eto’o Reunited With His Longtime Teammate,now Working As A Security Guard by funkeyuche: 7:54am On Jan 26, 2025
oroje1:
I thought I was the only thinking so, because what the guy was putting on in the pics here's not security uniform.crazy bloggers Sha!
That's a security uniform (G4S) it's also a well known security here in Nigeria.
Car TalkRe: Need Car For Uber by funkeyuche: 6:40am On Jan 23, 2025
Zooboy:
Reasonable amount of deposit
I have a Volkswagen car
Am also a driver into E-hailing I can do #200,000 first payment, am also in need of a car. Apartment in a well secured estate.
WhatsApp: 0905 579 5386
Car TalkRe: Need Car For Uber by funkeyuche: 6:40am On Jan 23, 2025
kunlesuccess:
I have a toyota camry...
what is your reasonable pay
Am also a driver into E-hailing I can do #200,000 first payment, am also in need of a car. Apartment in a well secured estate.
WhatsApp: 0905 579 5386
Car TalkRe: Need Car For Uber by funkeyuche: 6:40am On Jan 23, 2025
sunnymighty:
I am only game for HP, with a reasonable amount as deposit.
Am also a driver into E-hailing I can do #200,000 first payment, am also in need of a car. Apartment in a well secured estate.
WhatsApp: 0905 579 5386
Car TalkRe: A Car For Uber by funkeyuche: 5:40am On Jan 07, 2025
Dostum:
I have a Corolla 2006...how much weekly?
#45,000 weekly without excuses
Car TalkRe: A Car For Uber by funkeyuche: 5:39am On Jan 07, 2025
I can pay #45,000 weekly without excuse
Car TalkRe: Fuel To Gas by funkeyuche: 10:09pm On Aug 08, 2024
Know a well reputable place at Ajah, lagos
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Car TalkRe: Is It Profitable To Give Car To A Driver To Use For Bolt Or Uber In 2023 by funkeyuche: 11:31am On Nov 05, 2023
femmykenny:
Dear house.
I have a camry 2004 in my compound that I barely drive..
I have gotten another car Now.
Is uber and bolt still profitable if I give out the car to a driver.
The car is 100 perfect, engine,gear and ac is 100%.
What is your experience giving your car to a driver to use for bolt and uber.
I don't want to regret this action.
Good afternoon Sir, for your question? yes is still profitable. The fare on E-hailing platforms was also increased when fuel price was increased. Duo the drivers do make more profit when the fuel price was low, but they still makes there profit now and owner still gets is weekly remittance at a good rate if you working with an honest driver. Saying these from experience cos I still hustle part time with a friend car weekend's and still pay is agreed sum.

Sir am open for your car at weekly remittance of #40,000 weekly no excuse and good maintenance, am experience driving in Lagos roads and dealing with traffic officers.

My location is : Ajah, Lagos
Phone: Zero,Nine,Zero 76472774

Give me a try sir and I will make it worth it thank you.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by funkeyuche: 11:08pm On Jul 08, 2023
Omoapena:
I need a driver with a valid license to drive indians from Maryland to agbara and back to Maryland tomorrow(9th of July).


Will pay 5k for the movement.

If you're interested, dm me...
Chief do am 7k make I run am, valid license and lasdri and well vast with lagos route.
Zero,seven,zero,11,966,769.
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Good morning.
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Foreign AffairsRe: ADF Rebels Attack Private School In Uganda. 42 Dead, Many Injured (graphic) by funkeyuche: 12:23pm On Jun 17, 2023
Good morning please am in need of a car for weekly delivery.
I deliver #40,000 weekly (Cars fit for UBER/BOLT) no excuse and am tranparent. Other cars too we could negotiate.
Contact: zero,seven,zero 11202387.
Lagos, Ajah. Thank you
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Police Service Commission Approves Promotion Of Frank Mba, Ciroma To DIG by funkeyuche: 12:23pm On Jun 17, 2023
Good morning please am in need of a car for weekly delivery.
I deliver #40,000 weekly (Cars fit for UBER/BOLT) no excuse and am tranparent. Other cars too we could negotiate.
Contact: zero,seven,zero 11202387.
Lagos, Ajah. Thank you

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